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World's Worst Lovers
January 08 2011
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RHP User
15 years ago
After travelling fair bit and being such a fan of multiculturalism, I would say it is all down to personal preference. My American husband is by far better than any Australian man could hope to be (well the ones I have been with in the past that is)...but maybe I like it rough....
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RHP User
15 years ago
Although I am 5th generation Australian I am proud to report I am of Spanish/Italian/French stock on my fathers side and Brazillain.South African and Irish from my mother's side And if you believe that, I have this wonderful bridge is Sydney I want to sell ........ Mooka
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RHP User
15 years ago
Hey Flirty_Bi_Fem, looks like the German is up there as the worst lover. I don't know about that - what is YOUR opinion on that?? I am sure you have one......
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RHP User
15 years ago
Great thread flirty and I must say I had a little bit of a giggle. I'm sure there are exceptions to the generalisations, as in all things. I can certainly confirm the Italian one, though in this case they need to be number 1. My partner is Italian and is everything and more a woman would ever want. Portugese men (only in my experience) are soooo sleazy/soppy that I rate them right alongside eels as far as the slime factor is concerned. I'm sure there will be those who disagree with this, horses for courses etc. Viking
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RHP User
15 years ago
i had an english fella a little while back and yeah he was a bit lazy was just in it for himself but shit he wanted some weird stuff so that made it interesting lol iv had a frenchman also and he was very hot....sucking cock while the bloke is talking french is a damn turn on, i have no idea what he was saying...probably "get off me you fat slag" lol.....but i dont care it was a turn on and it definately did it for me nationality doesnt worry me as long as we get along....but i think i need to go on the hunt for a boy from Spain cya roxxy
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RHP User
15 years ago
There are good and bad lovers in ALL nationalitys.. Also depends on who is conducting the survey, where they were born and what their personall leaning is. Im sure we have the best and worst right here in Australia as does every other country.. Mr JJ
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RHP User
15 years ago
Let's see...what do you get if you are born in Norway (not even close...those speedy Swedes are too busy making Volvos) then educated in the USA (rough is relative...some call it creative) and studied Spanish as a romance language before heading off for Central and South America (don't ask...I almost stayed in Beliz) then back to the states and now here? | A total mutt with a wicked grin that comes with his own Japanese silk ropes that can whisper to you seductively...and can whip of a smorsboard of gravlaks, rakfisk and reinsdyrstelk in a flash! | So...the Germans who build all those expensive cars are a bit on the noes, are they? Oh well, I enjoy eating rollmops as an appetizer...a pickled herring fillet rolled around a piece of pickled gherkin or onion. Just don't try these on a hot summer's day! | Oh...back to the question? Women from any country can be as delightful as the next and I am grateful for them all! | And ones that are not too tall may even be forgiven even if they are a bit wafty!
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RHP User
15 years ago
I think the best way to figure it out would be to try the first five on each list then compare them all. Maybe not from England though because I did know a guy from there who was so boring I thought about having sex with girls instead. Wait a minute I love sex with girls so maybe just not with English men! Tara XxX
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RHP User
15 years ago
Australia and NZ I would rate about even. Maybe Australian men just nudging slightly forward. Comes from the Ausiie girls being a tad more like a starfish than the kiwi girls and the men used to doing all the work. So they are just that little more attentive to a woman's needs and desires than thier Kiwi counterparts. Souh Africans have the most gorgeous accent but are a little arrogant...due to thier predominantly Dutch ancenstory and the years of white supremecy. BUT sexually.....meh just behind Australian and the Kiwi guys. JMO. l Sweden too quick? LOL. No wonder the Swedish girls are supposed to be so horny. The poor things are frustrated as all get out.
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RHP User
15 years ago
This is clearly ridiculous and mistaken: . WORLD'S WORST LOVERS: 1. Germany (too smelly) . As a German masquerading as a Frenchman I feel I need to explain what has happened here on behalf of all other Krauts who are now too embarrassed to admit it. . This is a case of deceptive conduct that us poor Germans are constantly subject to. A similar thing happened in the 1940s. Some Austrian guy posed as a German and gave us all a bad name. So I would like to proudly announce that the World's Worst Lovers must in fact be: *drumroll* . . . 1. Austrians . They are always claiming to be Germans. Backing me up further is the fact that at least 2 out of the top 10 'best lovers' countries were part of Germany for a while. Still would be if we didn't come second!
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RHP User
15 years ago
Don't whatever you do mention the war!!!!
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RHP User
15 years ago
Mooka beat me to the Fawlty Towers quote. If Swedes finish so fast then they should get 1st place shouldn't they? Since when has being loud been a bad thing unless you don't want your housemates to hear - or worse your parents if still at home. My pic shows my hursuteness but I would like to make it known I have no Russian in me. I'm glad to see Australia in the top 10 (on the good list). I'd be happy to offer my services to any lady willing to receive them and if satisfied then please vote to improve our standing on the list.
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RHP User
15 years ago
The Austrians are pretty kinky but they are even duller than the Germans.
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RHP User
15 years ago
I personally quite like Australians I do have a German friend who has a long queue of women wishing they were with him. He smells lovely. We've been friends for a while now and I've never noticed an off day. I also once broke a bed with a Scottish lad in the Greek islands. It was a long time ago. I guess that may count as noisy...
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RHP User
15 years ago
From Mrs Sweetiepie> "In the end i just like boys (does she mean that literally as I am way past the "boy" age?) with working penises (check), nice (check), friendly (check), non diseased (check), non stinky (check), non hairy(Oh oh - better hit the waxing salon), non lazy (check), fit (sort of - few weeks in the gym will fix that), healthy boys (check), with all their own teeth (check even if a few fillings), and hair (check but not for much longer maybe?) Easy pleased me." Now, checked her profile - damn! Outside her age range. Ah well, back to the drawing board.
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RHP User
15 years ago
I am more interested in the part of the study that suggested Asian women are the best lovers.... lol!! ohhhhh gee, and if French women came in as second best, I am so freakin set..... lol! Kiddin!!! ;PBut I was interested that the list of best lovers also was similar to twhat would commonly be some of the sexiest accents around.... is this just co-incidence??
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RHP User
15 years ago
I even went to Google Translate in search of finding out how to say "Hung like a horse with the stamina of a thoroughbred" in Spanish ... but that just seemed unladylike. And time-consuming. | I'm yet to really sleep my way around the globe to form an authorative opinion, but I'd have to say the Aussie & Kiwi boys do know where it's at. They've satisfied and stimulated me quite well over the years ... | I had a giggle at Roxxy and the Frenchman, loved Tara's idea of sampling from the menu before settling, was bummed I didn't hit the Fawlty Towers line first and got rather disorientated at Chasing Midnight's offering... | I've often wondered what sex with an Irishman would be like ... would one of us end up hospitalised?? I agree also with Fiona about the South African accent being very sexy indeed. | Alas, I came to rest upon the poor hapless German *sigh* You're right Meeka, as are you Irresponsibility. The list got it all wrong. The German smells heavenly and whilst they go alright when they're on the bottom, they make the Earth move regardless of their positioning! | Ich kann bestätigen, dass die Deutschen die meisten definitiv die beste!
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RHP User
15 years ago
I am here to defend English and Swedish men :P English lazy? Ha! not in my experience...Girls who know, back me up here ;) and Swedish to quick to finish? Ha ha...The only man that has been able to shag me as long or as hard as the English man was the Swedish one! xx Salina
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RHP User
15 years ago
so in my limited experience of rooting round the world, the worst would-be lover I ever had was a French man. He didn't like giving or receiving caresses! And he was BORING! I sent him on his way unfucked! The Irishman was better. I was married to a kiwi and he was good at sex and taught me lots (I was quite young and reasonably innocent when we were married). As for Australians, some have been good and some have been downright awful but I would have to say I have had lots of fun with Aussie guys. Accents. . . . .an attraction for sure but it doesn't mean they are going to deliver the sexual goods. WTG
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RHP User
15 years ago
Quoting 'flirty_bi_fem' I even went to Google Translate in search of finding out how to say "Hung like a horse with the stamina of a thoroughbred" in Spanish ... but that just seemed unladylike. I got rather disorientated at Chasing Midnight's offering... | Then perhaps I should clarify...although dizzy is one thing I really like about some women. | Un hombre con un pene grande duro con la resistencia de un caballo pura sangre. Su nombre es Medianoche. Todo lo que tienes que hacer es preguntar.| Just be sure to have some fresh oats and a few carrots in the fridge, and please...never ride the horse hard and put him away wet? Oh be sure to pet his....nose? It feels silky and he will let you mount him then too. | Good whiskey, fine cigars and fast women!
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RHP User
15 years ago
Quoting 'MRSSWEETIEPIE'Would be interesting to hear mens experiences with women from different nations, just for giggles. Are you implying it actually takes two people (minimum!) to have great sex? Exactly. . I rank them 1. Australia 2. New Zealand . Not much of a smorgasboard!! Oh what a sheltered life...
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RHP User
15 years ago
Quoting 'MRSSWEETIEPIE'Would be interesting to hear mens experiences with women from different nations, just for giggles. In order of magnitude on the Richter scale...my own experiences (of course) by country: | 1. Beliz 2. Norway 3. USA 4. Australia 5. Bermuda (France) | Now then, Bermuda slipped in only because it's a major tourist destination...and I will always be so thankful for that! A group of gorgeous young ladies from France travelling at the same time and we all ended up staying at the Hamilto Princess Hotel...and when they all started prancing around the pool topless speaking French, what could I do? | Dive in!
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RHP User
15 years ago
Love a nice robust Italian
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RHP User
15 years ago
Recounting the experiences I have encounted I would have to say.... No 1. Islander with French heritage.. my lovely wife.. No 2. Taiwanese girl.. showed me things I never knew existed.. unforgetable.. No 3. Aussie girl.. adventuresome and energetic.. left me feeling weak... No 4. Canadian.. red hot woman if there ever was one.. could orgasm with thought alone... No 5. Italian.. was nice to make love to but was fairly lazy. The Forgetable... are .... 1. No, I decided not to say anything here.. me thinks, if I cant say anything positive, I wont say anything at all... all I will say is that some have been mentioned more than once in some of the above posts.. Mr JJ
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RHP User
15 years ago
Quoting 'MRSSWEETIEPIE' Quoting 'Jean_Girard' Quoting 'MRSSWEETIEPIE'Would be interesting to hear mens experiences with women from different nations, just for giggles. Are you implying it actually takes two people (minimum!) to have great sex? Exactly. . I rank them 1. Australia 2. New Zealand . Not much of a smorgasboard!! Oh what a sheltered life... A contraversial theory but yes, yes i believe i am saying it takes at least TWO people to have great sex meaning also that there is a possibility of more than one less than inspiring lover. gasp! Not a stranger to contraversy, Sweet xx Hahahaha! Excellent news! Some Austrian reckons I'm not the less than inspiring half! Yeehah! Anybody have any spare tickets laying around?
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RHP User
15 years ago
Loved the banter and cud sit back with a nice chianti and re read it all ova and ova again. Very cerebral in part but you guys crack me up .... A country with running water and a decent sewage system wins ova humor , aggressiveness , soppy sorry but cleanliness is next to godliness --- lol but only in the Irish dictionary
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