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Words that make you giggle

February 06 2012

Sweater Puppies Norks Womb Ferret Peanut (as in...Don't take your peanut out in public, no one wants to see that as I once said to my exhibitionist child) Doodle Motor Boat...............I get an instant picture.yay machine Yum Yum (girls have them) and I'm sorry but pee pee still makes me laugh just as much as it did when i got that boy to show me his and then ran away.

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  • RHP

    RHP User

    14 years ago

    Root ...plants have them too? Lucky plants. Bonk ...also means to bump. Ohhh I get it....bumpin' uglies. Pocket Rocket ...a woman who is not tall. I also have one in my pants. Dust Bunnies ...don't even ask. Dork ...village idiot or penis. Fweep ...figure it out when you hear it. | ...next?

  • RHP

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    14 years ago

    Dick and Fanny - Silly, I know.. but they will ALWAYS make me giggle like a little girl (Some kind of developmental hitch from being exposed to Enid Blyton at a young age)   Minnie - A friend of mine always used this instead of 'vagina' when speaking to her little girl.. Such modesty, coming from a woman that used f*ck as punctuation and whose bogan drawl put Kath and Kim to shame.   Dinga - Highschool slang for condom.   Knob Jocky - This was used quite liberally at my High School, it was either a girl who got around or a guy who wasn't a jock and therefore MUST BE! gay. Not the nicest expression, I know, but (I'm not very PC) it still gives me a giggle.   Foxtrot, Uniform, Charlie, Kilo; Bloodhood Gang - Most awesome use (and probably most extensive list!) of funny words for naughty parts.. We still do it doggy-style so we can both watch X-Files :D     .. And wow, 'yay machine'? lol! I'll hazard a guess, but really?

  • RHP

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    14 years ago

    Just the word begurkle. as in "What the begurkle!"

  • RHP

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    14 years ago

    Shnookie Lumps, Tadger, Zoom Dweebie, Mumbles(bicycle shorts), V-Dub bonnet, Choochter.

  • RHP

    RHP User

    14 years ago

    moist (always sounds rude to me)CBT (computer based training? yeah right hehehe snigger)

  • RHP

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    14 years ago

    Almost everyone these days has a giggle when the planet Uranus gets mentioned. They usually snicker and say "You just said anus". lol Not to mention if anyone mentions anal in a sentence (eg if someone says they are anal retentive) or if something blows or sucks lol. My 9mo son was trying to suck on the kittens ear yesterday and so I said to him (not that he is old enough to understand) "you are too young to be eating pussy kiddo!" lol

  • RHP

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    14 years ago

    Knob smacker ! Derogatory term in lieu of wanker.