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Womens ad decoder

January 15 2011

40-ish: 48Adventurer: Has slept with all your matesAthletic: Flat-chestedAverage looking: UglyBeautiful: Pathological liarContagious Smile: Bring your penicillinEducated: College dropoutEmotionally Secure: MedicatedFeminist: Fat; ball busterFree spirit: Substance userFriendship first: Trying to live down reputation as slutFull-figured: FatFun: AnnoyingGentle: ComatoseGood Listener: Borderline AutisticNew-Age: All body hair, all the timeOld-fashioned: Lights out, missionary position onlyOpen-minded: DesperateOutgoing: LoudPassionate: LoudPoet: Depressive SchzophrenicProfessional: Real B*tchRedhead: Shops the Clairol sectionReubenesque: Grossly FatRomantic: Looks better by candle lightVoluptuous: Very FatWeight proportional to height: Hugely FatWants Soulmate: One step away from stalkingWidow: Nagged first husband to deathYoung at heart: Toothless crone

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RHP User

15 years ago

Ohhhh nameisinuse thats not nice at all. Someone get up on the wrong side of the bed this morning did they sunshine? The4 same can be said for women who try to de code mens profiles................

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RHP User

15 years ago

LMAO this is fantastic, probably funnier cos it's true

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RHP User

15 years ago

Oh so much funnier than the mens list nameisinuse...well done!!! . Kisses Focus (a NATURAL redhead who doesnt shop in the clairol section)

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RHP User

15 years ago

Yup I like it better than the mens one!! ..How did ya know I use clairol? hahaha...ooohhh.. and I really am 43 and proud ! keep it coming ! hugs sweetpetite41 xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx

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RHP User

15 years ago

You are a clever boy. Thanks x

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RHP User

15 years ago

Absolutely very clever, luv it to bits... xxx

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RHP User

15 years ago

Quoting 'dev_n_trips' Ohhhh nameisinuse thats not nice at all. Someone get up on the wrong side of the bed this morning did they sunshine? The4 same can be said for women who try to de code mens profiles................

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RHP User

15 years ago

How funny!!! I can't stop laughing!!! Well done...

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RHP User

15 years ago

Only a bit of fun guys ;-) I hope it made you smile.

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RHP User

15 years ago

LOL Well done. :) :) :) :)

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RHP User

15 years ago

I am a professional and yes I am a professional bitch. LMAO!!! And I get paid for it!! ROFPMSL!

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RHP User

15 years ago

LMAO!!! I am resisting the urge to change my profile to use every single one of those words... it would give it new meaning lol

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RHP User

15 years ago

I absolutely LOVE it! < This and the male decoder cracked me up no end! Keep up the good work! xFunlovingx

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RHP User

15 years ago

ok..... clever, but dangerous. lol

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