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Women with long hair!

March 03 2010

Look, I like the way women with long hair constantly flick it over their shoulders... it reminds me why I'd rather be a dude... hehe... and what's with long hair anyway?  Doesnt food get caught in it? Doesnt it blow in your eyes and annoy crap out of you?... isnt it impossible to comb? Doesn't it take forever to straighten or curl or twirl or arrange.. or whaterver the hell it is that you do to keep us men waiting to simply walk out the door any time soon?   Plus long hair gets in the way all the time... I go to nibble an ear lobe... cough up a fur ball along the way.. it tickles my nose and they're forever caught in the back of my throat... they catch all over my clothing... and fall in my meal... or drink... or whatever... if you were a dog, I'd have clipped you long ago... And you know when you do the romantic lie down on the pillow thing ushering me to come on over all slinky and vixen like... but dont you realise there's damn hair is all over the place? .... I go to snuggle up and find myself leaning all over it... "oops sorry" I hear myself say as I raise yourself up on one elbow catching all that hair and pulling on it.... and when I'm hard at work actually penetrating you and I go to shift positions, or re-arange you for better leaverage... or maybe when I fall collapsed into a heap... you guessed it... I always land on the long hair... "oops Sorry" I catch myself saying again...   Really... I dig women with short hair.... Look at it this way.. you shave your snatch or at least keep it neatly trimmed because it feels better for you and you like the way it looks and there's no hair in your crutch to snag in your lover's teeth.. or tangle on his tackle...  So get your act together ladies! For fuck sake, trim.   hehe... Am I wrong?   Hugs Stalky

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  • RHP

    RHP User

    16 years ago

    Stalky i love long hair on a woman..I am not saying i dont like short hair but sensually.. i  love da hair mun !

  • RHP

    RHP User

    16 years ago

    I like my long hair....   Had is short for yrs....never again!   And if guys don't like the way I am...stiff bickkies!   I like me!   huggies   sweetpetite41.xxxxxxxxxxxxx

  • RHP

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    16 years ago

    Yep long for me every time but I do admit some pettite women can pull it off with a sexy Bob4nicake

  • RHP

    RHP User

    16 years ago

    but I do like a little bit of length to it... nothing outrageous, but long enough to get a good handfulis great

  • RHP

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    16 years ago

    I have a set of clippers ladies.. Form a line outside my bathroom and I'll sheer you all... Nude nuts all round...   Earl... you reckon we could squeeze this into an episode of "Shaun Sheep"?

  • RHP

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    16 years ago

    Awwwwh you guys are just seduced by how it looks. Give me a utility woman I say! A bit of useful practicality. Bum cheeks that bounce back for instance. :p hugs Stalky!

  • RHP

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    16 years ago

    I'm thinking a buzz cut Ridge ... Then for the fancy occasions like ballgowns an prom night, they can use velco inside a wig to keep it in place. Imagine the versatility of that? A place to keep my keys where I can see them instead of that bottomless pit they call handbag. Hugs Stalky

  • RHP

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    16 years ago

    Come on thats over simplifying matters Stalk.   I love my long red hair - and yes its natural   I love to have it up in a pony tail - grab it from behind as you take me doggy baby Have it twsited in a knot for a more elegant look piggy tails for the naughty girl having a guy run his fingers through it when he kisses me   mmmm getting hot just thinking about it   Sure it takes maintenance but doesnt everything worth keeping? But then some women would say the same about facial hair and I am learning to like that on a man.   Need someone to help you change your mind?

  • RHP

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    16 years ago

    Buzz cuts and wigs... Brilliant. That's the best idea I've heard since the advent of the merkin... Such versatility and variety.   I love the bouncing bum cheeks too... haha... Way funny.. Oh man, the mental pictures!! Imagine that on the steps of the Opera House the other day.. lol.   You know what you are Stalky? You're an "ideas man".

  • RHP

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    16 years ago

    Wanted to use that in another post but thought the politically correct crew might go all 'grr' but know theres nothing fragile about your sensibilities Stalky....   May I say that its about time someone raised an important topic such as the length of a woman's hair. All this broohaha about such insignificant trailer trash topics like....ooo..nearly...anyhoo Hair! The less the better in my books! Im a proud shortie..despite tirades of abuse from those who actually believe they deserve the right to express their opinions...opinions like..'oh..ur a lesbo eh?' or 'i prefer women with long hair....so I can gratify all my self centred male dominant primal sexual urges by pulling it'   Short hair appeals to my 'no nonsense' K.I.S.S approach to life....tho fully support my fellow femmes  for whatever reason they choose to let their hair down! Now, can we have a post about the politics of political correctness gone MAD??! Thank you ever so much....

  • RHP

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    16 years ago

    Had it short for years .....   men were always whingeing for me to grow it .. now I have and its soo easy to do things with it.. its easy to make it short ie the classic ponytail... and great to have long ....   and mmm it feels soo nice on my skin .......     and dont get me started on having it pulled !!!!!!

  • RHP

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    16 years ago

    i have had long and short and i feel more feminine and a lot sexier with my long brunette locks! However, i think some girls look stunning with short hair! it depends on your face shape as to what you can and cannot pull off! Miss Fun x

  • RHP

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    16 years ago

    i'll be betting ya gunna spank me for that quip...hehe...nothing like running ya fingers through some long hair...mmmmmm....or brushing after a shower or a bath....even better if there are curls...now, that's hot!!!!...theSHERIFF

  • RHP

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    16 years ago

    im guessing she's never wrapped it around your cock while she's stroking you then??no complaints from anyone ive done that for so far ;)JMO...BJxxx

  • RHP

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    16 years ago

    So Stalky... now that my hairs shorter than in my pic... what are you going to do with me ?  Come on baby light my fire... pull my hair, dribble hot wax on me or nibble my nipples.   Actually I cut my hair due to all the training at the gym.  I have LOTS of hair and it stays wet all day (literally all day if I don't use a blowdryer).  I get really really sweaty at the gym and was basically having permanently wet hair.   I've cut about 4 or 5 inches off...it's about 2 inches below my shoulders but I'm not growing it again... I like to hide behind my hair.  I like to look out from between strands of hair and play peek-a-boo. I love the smell of my hair when it's freshly washed and I flick it from side to side.   I had my hair short 15 years ago.  I'm a big Audrey Hepburn fan so had mine cut like hers.  I thought it was really cute but I definitely get more attention with it long !    If you were my man Stalky I'd let you do whatever you want with my hair.  Perhaps you'd like to chop it off and carry it around with you in your underwear ?   xx Miss Saturn

  • RHP

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    16 years ago

    Quoting 'focusliason'   I love to have it up in a pony tail - grab it from behind as you take me doggy baby   mmmm getting hot just thinking about it   Need someone to help you change your mind?   Oh my god... that's it.  I added to my profile the other day "Likes - The way a ponytail bounces on a jogging girl" - I dunno... it just does something for me.   I think I know why now.  It's the doggy.   *ruff ruff*   C'mon Ridge - leave the ponytails out there... at least a couple on the joggers...  Put the clippers away!

  • RHP

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    16 years ago

    Im a shortie. Had golden blonde hair to my bum till i was 15. Short hair suits getting to work at 7 am ! but Stalkie i do love the feel of a fems long flowing hair against my skin......mmmmmmmmmmmmm and how it feels as i run my hands thru it while we kiss...........mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm and just in case any one wondered.....short hair works just fine for being pulled... tripplle mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm BUT,,,,,Mr Ridge...are you trying to incite me to radical behaviour with all this sheep referencing you make ???? I dont need a hair cut but id let you hold me between your thighs while you clippered my crotch LOL oooppppsss too late already waxed LOL smooth but sheepish miss b

  • RHP

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    16 years ago

    I hear you, i also LOVE the way a pony tail bobs on a woman when she's out jogging.To answer the post at hand though- i sit on the fence Yes i do love the long hair, being able to pull it, and having it wrapped around me (Thanks for those thoughts miss BJ)I do believe that any woman looks feminine with long hair. If they are not feminine they can fake it so much easier.That said, i also love short hair on women. I'm a bit of a sucker for the "clavical", and short hair and the right top shows off a nice clavical and neck beautifully. Some women can just exude sexiness with short hair.Have even had the pleasure of being with a totally shaved skinhead once thanks to Mrs Rough doing the whole "Shave for a cure". Was down to her waist and cut the hole lot off- Jeeze i love this woman. Truly a special person!So in short, i don't really care what the hair looks like as it doesn't make the womanOK i lie a little-If you've got a "Bikies Beard" or a "Fidel Castro" going on down there, well, i may need a few drinks first

  • RHP

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    16 years ago

    Quoting 'Jean_Girard'   Oh my god... that's it.  I added to my profile the other day "Likes - The way a ponytail bounces on a jogging girl" - I dunno... it just does something for me.   I think I know why now.  It's the doggy.   *ruff ruff*   C'mon Ridge - leave the ponytails out there... at least a couple on the joggers...  Put the clippers away! Am so glad I could assist i making you realise why you like something JG.   And now watching the women on the running track and on the tread at the gym isnt going to be the same again.   Think I now have a reason to go more regulalrly.   Thanks for the imcentive.