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March 12 2010

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16 years ago

Sorry follks - that did not work! Pusscat

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16 years ago

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16 years ago

I've had a handful make more sense than that... but I get what you're saying!

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16 years ago

Dictionary for Women's Personal Ads 40ish = 49 Adventurous = slept with everyone Athletic = no tits Average looking = ugly Beautiful = pathological liar Contagious smile = does alot of pills Emotionally secure = on medication Feminist = fat Free spirit = junkie Friendship first = former "very friendly" person Fun = annoying New age = body hair in wrong places Open minded = desperate Outgoing = loud and embarrassing Passionate = sloppy drunk Professional = bitch Wants soul mate = stalker WOMEN"S ENGLISH Yes = no No = Yes Maybe = no We need - I want I am sorry = you'll be sorry We need to talk = you are in trouble Sure, go ahead = you better not Do want you want = you will pay for this later I am not upset = of course I am upset, you moron You are very attentive tonight = is sex all you think about? MEN"S ENGLISH I am hungry = I am hungry I am sleepy = I am sleepy I am tired = I am tired Nice dress = nice cleavage I love you = lets have sex now I am bored = do you want to have sex? May I have this dance = I'd like to have sex with you Can I call you sometime = I'd like to have sex with you Do you want to go to a movie/dinner = I'd like to have sex with you Those shoes dont match that outfit = I am gay! Pusscat xx

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16 years ago

40ish= 56 9 inch = 7 inch Adventurous = Dressed up in mummy's clothing and I liked it.... Athletic = played 3 games of Rugby in my teens before breaking my collarbone.... Average looking - = head like a robber's dog, I visit the dentist to get my tooth cleaned... Buff = got heaps of bulk in my upper torso..read man boobs..... Caring = about Motor Racing, Footy scores etc.... Cultured = I once ate Sushi cause me mate dared me.... Daring = posted someone else's pic on my profile - fuck I hope me mate/ son never finds out!! Diverse = See Cultured Energetic = I can walk to the bar fridge and get my own Beer.... Friendship first = I'll be friends with you... will consider fucking you until someone better looking, younger, more top heavy comes along... Fun = Like farting in bed... Funny = Like farting in bed and covering you with the Doona so you can't help but breathe it in... Loving = Until I come Open minded = I am sooo horny, I will stick my cock into anyhole..Male, Female, Apple Pie... Outgoing = see you later..I'm off to the pub/Footy etc..to shag anything I can find... Passionate = See Caring... Personable = See Open minded Talkative = I will chat up anyone who flashes her tits at me on webcam.... Just in jest.... Cait_Sidhe

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16 years ago

reminded me of the real thing.could understand the second, sorta.ahhahahahahahahahaahahahaMAX

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16 years ago

kids are much nicer when they are young. teenagers are just a painin the arse. babies are great. thinking i just don't like the answeringback bit. and they just sooooo cute when they young it makes yourheart melt.ahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaahahahahaMAX

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