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Women Weekly
April 19 2012
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RHP User
14 years ago
School has 7-1+16-5+7 -10-2-2-3-5=Camel
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RHP User
14 years ago
That all you think I'm good for wowwow? I'd rather hit your cheeky ass with a giant paddle and count the ripples ;)
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RHP User
14 years ago
The Womens Weekly comes out monthly.and the Womens Day comes out weekly I dont buy either of them, but I would buy a ticket to watch the ripples as DGT hits wowwow's cheeky ass with a giant paddle .
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RHP User
14 years ago
ok .. i am up for a dam good spanking DGT you get the Paddle ..Ruby you get front row I promise to SCREAM and there is no room for jelly in my cup
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RHP User
14 years ago
in a crop for DGT as well and sits back laughing i'd so love to see that arse get ripples as well
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RHP User
14 years ago
What I wanna know is... why the fuck did you mention me last? Am I not pretty enough for you wowwow??
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RHP User
14 years ago
I am pretty sure Wowwow loves the paddles Ladies.... I know it's painful, but hey, at least he wont notice me slide that enormous 10 inch strapon in that lovely butt ! xxMeeks
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RHP User
14 years ago
...keep my toes warm so of course I like them. And I am a woman, at least during daylight hours....wait, what was the question???
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RHP User
14 years ago
Full of cheap tits, arse, booze, gross stupidity. Just as bad as the chick mags.Grabbing my fave chips and dip and sitting on the sofa to watch DGT and Meeka in action. Let me know when you are finished ladies - I have a flogger here and we can count the welts and stripes.
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RHP User
14 years ago
Men weakly....lol
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RHP User
14 years ago
...so do I tell the really crude joke about the 2 male lesbians fucking a dead alligator on the back seat of a bus full of nuns on tour in Jerusalem or go for something easy like why Kiwis like sheep for all the wrong reasons.|I'll go with the first one...I'd never say anything that would embarrass the sheep.
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RHP User
14 years ago
Does my profile not have enough blue socks?Did I leave my teeth in the forums?I'm just here to have some fun in the forums. God knows I've tried it with the wife, but she just isn't into it. We haven't written a post together now for 3yrs. Why cant I find a women here that is just into some casual forum conversation with a married guy?Mr C
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RHP User
14 years ago
...and this is a scientific experiment.| Quoting 'Meeka100' What I wanna know is... why the fuck did you mention me last?|With a bit of luck and scientific ingenuity, we're about to prove that it's just as easy to push a train as it is to pull one.|The Little Engine That Could ...now boarding on the platform.
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RHP User
14 years ago
Especially when eating a roast :D so Meeks you are either my roast punkin or my crackle :D. And in this case you are wowwows favorite lil bit too ;)
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RHP User
14 years ago
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RHP User
14 years ago
Awh that is so sweet DGT... you are my gravy! I lick every little last drop... finger licking good!
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RHP User
14 years ago
Can I just say this is typical Wowwow... he tells you something very naughty then you reply with something even naughtier...... then nothing like for an hour. What's with that? OKAY RESUME PLAY
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RHP User
14 years ago
Still recovering from the paddle? C'mon wowwow have your teaspoon of cement man!!
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RHP User
14 years ago
And yes you do need a spot of help with your profile wowwow....I see here that you do not have 'anal sex - receiving' checked ? You may want to remedy that ;) And you should talk about the things most important to you like coffee and blowjobs....it gives the girls a better insight into your intricate personality ;). What the girls really want to hear though is ...what colour your socks will be when you tie them up and shove them in her mouth to keep the racket down .....no one likes a screamer right? You should put something in there about the cum n run too, chicks dig that :D in fact we Lurvvve walking away unsatisfied , it's our lot in life and we should just learn to shut up about all this equal satisfaction shit and get over ourselves !!!! Now we haven't yet addressed the issue of your cock size and which method of measurement you run with ? Get onto that ok! Otherwise you look good to go, do send out as many annoying flirts to peeps not looking for you, then you can come back and whinge about getting no response ....:D my work here is done!!
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RHP User
14 years ago
Please hurry up and finish with whatever site maintenance is going on. I can't stand posting from my phone. I can't even stay logged in on the lappy grrr
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RHP User
14 years ago
..that if Jesus ever did come back he'd opt for lethal injection, but be perfectly happy to help haul three crosses up the hill behind Canberra and laugh when they escalated Gillard, Rudd and Swan to the rightful place in history? |It's politically correct...he believed sin deserved punishment.
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RHP User
14 years ago
This site is running clean on Firefox...but it's falling apart on most other browsers.
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RHP User
14 years ago
Thankyou CM , I hardly have any hair left lol
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RHP User
14 years ago
Quoting 'D_G_T' Thankyou CM , I hardly have any hair left lol |What can't be hacked can be cracked...or be a personal virus, at least that's what it says somewhere on the internet or so the story goes. |A hairy hacked crack with a virus...ewe that's nasty.
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RHP User
14 years ago
Smooth running at last wagging her little fox tail now
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RHP User
14 years ago
After I slowly remove meeks 10 inch strapon ( why does it look like a Lebanese cucumber was my initial thought) and adjust my tonsils back into the correct location. I shall dust myself off get into the upright position remove my socks and neatly stuff them into my underpants and trim my chest hair its time for a new profile photo and the photographer wont be kept waiting. It will have to be a front on shot as my arse now resembles a bag of custard .. DGT needs a bigger paddle .. cream cheese was the expected result
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RHP User
14 years ago
just clarifying here that no...I am not a furry
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RHP User
14 years ago
...hair extensions?| Quoting 'D_G_T' wagging her little fox tail now ... |Foxy Lady...Jimi Hendrix would be so proud!
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RHP User
14 years ago
a nice little kitten tail attached to a butt plug could be considered cute and playful .Afterall I'm likely to be purring a touch if it's shaped just right
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RHP User
14 years ago
Fist of Furry
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RHP User
14 years ago
At around 4:30am this morning I received 3 jokes from a number I did not recognise:4:22am: My missus reckons she can tell how good a film is by how many tissues she goes through when watching it. Funnily enough I have a similar system myself!4:32am: A wise man once said: ignore what comes out of a womans mouth, unless it needs wiping and put back in your pants!4:44am: Karma Sutra #52 The PIRATE. When going at it doggy style spit on her back so she thinks you have cum. When she turns around blast her in the face with your full load. Known as the PIRATE because she will put one hand over her eye and shout "Arrggghhh"xx Salina
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RHP User
14 years ago
...what is the difference between a new-born calf and a cock?
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RHP User
14 years ago
No Shit Sherlock but more of a sprint Dear Watson, more of a sprint Quoting 'D_G_T' That all you think I'm good for wowwow? I'd rather hit your cheeky ass with a giant paddle and count the ripples ;)
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RHP User
14 years ago
At least i know the priate might fail on you, though you may turn round and have both hands over your eyes and say aghh haaaa, but better this way as they say stings in the eyes, but with the extra haaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa on the end you might get a ready made breaky hey? Quoting 'Salsa_McCans' At around 4:30am this morning I received 3 jokes from a number I did not recognise:4:22am: My missus reckons she can tell how good a film is by how many tissues she goes through when watching it. Funnily enough I have a similar system myself!4:32am: A wise man once said: ignore what comes out of a womans mouth, unless it needs wiping and put back in your pants!4:44am: Karma Sutra #52 The PIRATE. When going at it doggy style spit on her back so she thinks you have cum. When she turns around blast her in the face with your full load. Known as the PIRATE because she will put one hand over her eye and shout "Arrggghhh"xx Salina
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RHP User
14 years ago
Turned out the messages came from a friend of a friend in the UK. He claims syncing his contacts on his smartphone pulled my number from fb and then he mistakenly drunk messaged me along with the lads!Heedless, it really does sting I will never fall for the pirate! Awkward to explain when someone asks about your red eye too lol.xx Salina
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RHP User
14 years ago
If my hormone patch looks like a huge band aid on my saggy arse? Should I put that on my profile or will I draw on it and make it look like a tat, like of the world or umm a tit? so they think I have three tits As its a rhp weekly we need diet secret from the stars of RHP, I stick a huge cock down my throat after a meal, so I throw up. ummm fashion tips. Wearing sox and sandals to bed is the new porn look for RHP pornestas cooking tips: how to pan fry , guys balls when they do not go down on you. ohh yes finger licking good cunt pie. And put someone with a crown on their head on the cover, works every time. maybe a pic of me blowing prince harry? The Weekly editor IDa Buttclosed
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RHP User
14 years ago
talking of band aids... Pulp Fiction.. the movie.. "What is the relevance of the (non negro) skin coloured band aid on the back of Marcellus wallace's neck - there for the entire movie ?" While we are on Pulp Fiction.. "What WAS in the briefcase??" Ummm.. ok.. are both these questions covered by answering BOTH the above? cavey :)
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RHP User
14 years ago
Hmmm RE: DGT's dinner.... that would make me the spit roasted meat in the middle lol! YUM!!!Running is an illness and should only be done if one is being chased- That poor horse midnight!!! Cass xxx
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RHP User
14 years ago
...they say that a horse has been rode hard and put away wet. You'll have to come out to the barn so I can show you difference between that calf and a cock...and how to be put away still dripping. |Why does hay in the barn make you sneeze?
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RHP User
14 years ago
I love riding CM and would love to ride your horse til it's wet, hose him and then tuck him into bed- but I won't......Oh gosh darnit!Cass xxxAnd bless you
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RHP User
14 years ago
She logs off, shuts down, flicks off the lights, walks upstairs and............. undresses to unwind in the shower. It's cold and the shower is hotter than usual, she rubs a soapy loofah over her warming body, shaves her legs and carries out her ablution rituals before patting herself dry and moisturising her skin. She feels comfortable now and is feeling much more relaxed. she leaves her ensuite and climbs into bed feeling the cool freshness of the sheets and covers her naked body with a doona taking delight in the smoothness of her nourished skin rolling from side to side. She settles on one side, leans over and looks at her phone to see the time- it's 12:15am. Great! She thinks at least it's not 1am as she nuzzles into her bed- her mind ready to prejudice her dreams with the imaginations of her date tomorrow morning. Her ear pricks, what's that noise?- her relaxed state of mind needs a second to process the information......it's a car. She wonders momentarily who is going out at this time- no one's up in this complex but me at this time! A second question follows; is that my car? She rushes naked to the spare room window that overlooks the driveway.................EMPTY!!! The distant lights and loud revving reinforce the realisation that..........Some Fuckwit just stole my POS car! My kids will not be happy in the morning when we have to walk to school/kindy :(Cass xxx now it's 1:30 and I shall resume my sleeping position.
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RHP User
14 years ago
Cass :( rotten mongrels , I sincerely hope you get your car back in one piece even if it is a POS . Xx
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RHP User
14 years ago
Back to sleep at 2ish awoken at 4am by 2 handsome coppers from the notorious Wynnum Traffic branch- somehow the car didn't matter I had other things on my mind!!! They said we found "*that* car of yours". LOL such appreciation! I am sure they would have loved to keep it of the road. Me, "Is it on fire" them, "no". They chased em til they fled and then sniffer dogs tried to find them from a hat they left. At least they didn't get the chance to torch it.......we are about to get a new one but not til Mr gets back- would have been a major PITA!Scooted to school in the rain- But it was pleasant.....I am happy it's Friday though kindy is a bit further away.Cass xxx
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RHP User
14 years ago
Spooning through my porridge I find the sweet taste of something fruity yet with that delightful crunchy nutty feel hmmm spooning with Cass is far better than you may think
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RHP User
14 years ago
Insecurity is a billion dollar industry, as long as the masses feel insecure they will buy products and services advertised by "reputable" tabloids and TV endorsed by the people we worship and/or respect. If we were all comfortable and secure the economy would grind to a halt...
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RHP User
14 years ago
Yesterday when I jumped in my truck at 3am I scared the shit out of myself I was looking down and I saw a face looking back at me it looked like it was just under the dash staring at me. My heart started pounding my mind going WTF then I realise it is my face reflecting back at me from the chrome on the steering wheel Silly Rideme :)
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RHP User
14 years ago
Are you calling me a bowl of fruit and nut cereal :P Biscuits are permissible but Cereal- that is just pushing it :PRE spoonerisms....... and how would you know? :) I am a hog blanket :P slip of the tongue.Cass xxx
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RHP User
14 years ago
The National Enquirer has again said two more alien babies have been born. | This time, after all these years....they didn't as me to take a blood test or submit a DNA sample. | Hoooooooooo-ray.....
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RogueGeek
14 years ago
Pastry needs to be handled as little as possible, then chilled for at least 30 minutes before you roll it out for a pie casing - if you don't chill first the casing will shrink and crack when you bake it. Dough, on the other hand, needs warmth to rise - and a good hard kneed is vital. Some like to punch it down and have the dough rise twice, but that really is a personal preference and not always necessary. Lastly, always remember that scones do better in group situations (especially if they're rubbing shoulders) - they need their friends to help them grow ;) MS
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RHP User
14 years ago
Did someone burst a pipe on watersportsI know it's hard keeping your legs together, but surely they could've tried slalom?
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RHP User
14 years ago
Did it get all dirty & slutty DGT? The watersports thread? Were they talking about sex...and stuff. Oohh eerrr ... how naughty. Or did it revert to name calling. Well I have always said. If a boy asks nicely of course I will piss on him. xxMeeka
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RHP User
14 years ago
I was off doing other things and I come back to find it whooooshhhh down the drain
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RHP User
14 years ago
Start smoking in there too?
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RHP User
14 years ago
...peeing in the pool. We've all done it....just not off the high dive with other folks swimming by underneath. | They pulled the plug, huh...*shrugs* too much chlorine in the gene pool.
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RHP User
14 years ago
Strangely enough that doesn't satisfy my curiosity you know I like to know it all lol
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RHP User
14 years ago
...I'm just a one horned-beast that doesn't care, but never pees in the pool. That new dye that they put in there to keep the kids from doing it...it looks worse when you're an adult. | Just don't swallow....water from the pool.
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RHP User
14 years ago
Quoting 'MistressT'Men weakly....lol I just can't help it ... been scratching my ass on this one LOL!
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RHP User
14 years ago
so there it was a Steaming Hot Moist and Stinky Dog Turd Fresh as a diasy on recently cut front lawn with the shimmering heat waves rising in the morning dew.
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RHP User
14 years ago
There's a new app available for iPhone...and good news Android users, they have promised to include you very soon, called The Ugly Meter and for a mere $1.89 which included the God Mode update...all you need to do is take a picture of yourself, your friends or even some random, then run the scan. It will rate just how attractive or ugly you really are and add a catchy insult or if you pass will even provide you with some rather lascivious comments about just how sexy you are. Following testing, we rate this app 9/10 as it also allows you to immediately upload the picture, scan and comments directly to Facebook or Twitter, you can even email it to anyone that might enjoy it as much as you! | You can also simply put a picture of someone up on your computer in reasonable resolution and take the picture to scan from there....Charlize Theron blew the meter off the scale, others weren't quite so fortunate. Now you don't even have to decide for yourself if someone is attractive...or you can use to embarrass your friends. | Next week we'll review the new iPhone and Android app for instant voice make-overs...that way if you happen to sound like someone's grandmother when you're talking, you still might be in with a win. | © Women's Weekly Online - All rights reserved
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RHP User
14 years ago
Quoting 'wowwow11' so there it was a Steaming Hot Moist and Stinky Dog Turd Fresh as a diasy on recently cut front lawn with the shimmering heat waves rising in the morning dew. ....... with the stench drifting my way, eye's watering and curled up nostril hairs.... my coffee has lost it's appeal and i push aside my bowl of coco pops and contemplate the bad start to my day
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RHP User
14 years ago
http://itunes.apple.com/au/app/ugly-meter/id388336485?mt=8 | Now if they could only find a way to scan personalities...the world would be a better place. | Oh yeah, and will they do the deed without having that goddam coffee!
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RHP User
14 years ago
Worlds shortest confession haha there was a drug reference- maybe that was enough lol. Quoting 'D_G_T' Did someone burst a pipe on watersportsI know it's hard keeping your legs together, but surely they could've tried slalom?
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