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Witticism!!

April 03 2015

Husband is walking behind his wife and says "Your bottom is getting so big it looks like an old washing machine." The woman keeps quiet and keeps walking.Bedtime comes around and the husband starts getting amorous. Wife says: "I'm not starting the old washing machine up for such a small load. You'll have to do it by hand!"

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Hottie1

11 years ago

Love her style. I can't add anything to that, I can't remember jokes. Mary xx

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11 years ago

A woman says to a man , My, you have a small organ. Man replies. I want counting on playing at Notre Dame Cathedral.

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11 years ago

Do you want to hear the joke about my penis ? Nevermind....it's to long. Do you want to hear the joke about my vagina ? Nevermind....you'll never get it.

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11 years ago

Life is a lot like a Penis... Simply, soft, straight, and relaxed,,,, then a woman comes along and makes it HARD...

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11 years ago

Until it gets sexist - Posted from rhpmobile

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11 years ago

My, your boobs look heavy... may I hold them for you!?

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11 years ago

I am smiling because a friend of mine (and still a friend) asked me to "hold my beers for a minute" when we were out and then proceeded to have a quick grab of my boobs! After I blew up at him in horror he said he just had to feel them. Im always amazed at guys attraction with boobies. Boobs rock!Nath, could you hold these for a minute please.....

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11 years ago

I remembered one of my favourites back in high school. Out driving the other day and got a flat, I pumped, she pumped... then we got out and changed the tire

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11 years ago

Driving a lady home from out on a date. Car breaks down. Opens up the bonnet, rummaging around. Lady calls out, "do you want a screwdriver?". Response: "Sure, after I fix the car".

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11 years ago

Quoting 'Kokoflamingo' I am smiling because a friend of mine (and still a friend) asked me to "hold my beers for a minute" when we were out and then proceeded to have a quick grab of my boobs! After I blew up at him in horror he said he just had to feel them. Im always amazed at guys attraction with boobies. Boobs rock!Nath, could you hold these for a minute please..... LOL, that's a cracker!! Lucky friend you have lol. Would you like to go for a drink soon haha!? Only a minute!?!?

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11 years ago

Recently, out on a meet, sitting and chatting, TM suggests perhaps we meet back up in the morning, around breakfast, I'm more of a protein shake then food at that time of day, so I say "oh I'm not eating food" to which he replies, " We were thinking you would be on the menu "

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madotara69

11 years ago

This is more fun than having a second belly button Mado Tara xx

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11 years ago

- I can only please one person a day, today is not your day. Tomorrow is not looking good either. - Tell me what you need and I'll tell you how to get along without it - Jury: 12 people decide who has the better attorney. - Needing someone is like needing a parachute. If they're not there the first time, chances are you wont be needing them again. - I don't have an attitude problem, you have a perception problem.

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11 years ago

The 40 year old woman who went for a medical check up and her doctor told her that she had the breasts of an 18 year old. She told her husband that night and when he asked "so what did he say about your 40 year old ass" she replied "we didn't talk about you".

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