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Wierd and wonderful cures for the common cold?

February 13 2011

Hello my lovely forum fiduciaries.I'm sick and I hate it. I've started dating this girl and it's getting serious but I'm sick and I need an instant fix .Obviously there isn't an instant fix for a head cold but what do you use when you are sick? I cant believe it's valentines day and I have a wonderful evening planned and I'm sick

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  • RHP

    RHP User

    15 years ago

    stop your blubbering and MAN UP

  • RHP

    RHP User

    15 years ago

    When feeling the twinges of cold comig on I take several garlic & horseradish tablets daily. This does tend to stave off the lurgy.Get some pseudoephidrine into you to dry up the snot. There is nothing LESS romantic than leaning in to kiss someone and having their nose run all over your chin! Suck on some barley sugar to keep throat lubricated. Err... maybe don't go down on her whilst sucking barley sugar (or just afterwards).For some reason when I have the flu and I'm running a fever I get unreasonably toey! Unfortunately I haven't ever found anything that would make me go out and try and have sex whilst feeling that crap.Good luck with it TC.

  • RHP

    RHP User

    15 years ago

    Rest in bed, an analgesic with codeine in it... plenty of water, that little lavosh (??) biscuit you get at Franklins, strepsils.HugsStalky

  • RHP

    RHP User

    15 years ago

    Codral cold and flu (day and night variety) babe...and get on with it....just dont stop taking them till you can afford some down time !! lol always follow the directions and consult your GP if symptoms persistfluids......

  • RHP

    RHP User

    15 years ago

    And a couple of the "Daytime/Nightime" OTC antihistamines. Take the daytime ones. | Then just call her and explain the options...she might not mind getting messy or would understand if she really is special. | If she's not that special...head for a very hot spa with a good bottle of scotch and a Cohiba. That won't cure anything but you won't worry much about it at about half past the label.

  • Bubbaj

    Bubbaj

    15 years ago

    instant fix for a cold.....stuff tissues up ur nose to plug the runny nosecough....oxygen tank?headache.....alcohol to mask :P

  • RHP

    RHP User

    15 years ago

    ... helps keep your system alkaline and germs can't live in an alkaline environment. Germs like acid. This is of course the long term solution, but it'll help you not get sick in the future. . Before your date tonight steep fresh ginger in boiling water plus honey and lemon to taste. Drink the water then chew the ginger. Heats the body. Kills the germs. Take pseudoephedrine. Have fun :-)

  • RHP

    RHP User

    15 years ago

    A bottle of Vodka.....fixes everything..... Well at least till you wake up in the morning...lolChin up dude!or is that chin chin dude!Cheers Nev.....thinking of celebrating tonight as well.

  • RHP

    RHP User

    15 years ago

    A bottle of Vodka.....fixes everything..... Well at least till you wake up in the morning...lolChin up dude!or is that chin chin dude!Cheers Nev.....thinking of celebrating tonight as well.

  • RHP

    RHP User

    15 years ago

    You would just get on with it ...No one would notice and you wouldnt even mention it ..Miss B and I had this guy on our team trekking with us yesterday .. he went on and on about a little bruise on his finger .. you would have thought the damn thing was cut off... Both B and I have had spinal surgery to the point of almost being paralysed.. yet both of us just get on with it ...Im with wowow .. but I say .. Woman Up !!!!

  • RHP

    RHP User

    15 years ago

    Darling . I am on my way...nurses uniform packed...will stop by the various stores needed to make my special homemade chicken soup... . And just incase I dont get there in time try black russians...my theory is if the bug survves a few of those - it deserves to live! . Kisses Focus

  • Letsgetcrazy09

    Letsgetcrazy09

    15 years ago

    Well it looks like nurse Focus is on the way!!!Remembering back to Ferris Buellers day off........... "I heard that you were feeling ill. Headache, fever, and a chill. I came to help restore your pluck, cause I'm the nurse who likes to..."mmmmmmmmm wonder what nurse Focus' intentions are........perhaps a little like Ferris' nurse......heheheWell an ole recipe for ridding oneself of the common cold, used to varying degrees of success, but usually helpful3 drops of eucalyptus oil in a teaspoon of sugar.CheersLets

  • RHP

    RHP User

    15 years ago

    Flu strength day and night herbal thingys combined with codral/dimetapp whatever. . Also make a hot-as-fuck chilli and wash it down with a lot of beer, something really watery like corona, you're going to need that hydration when the chilli reboots your entire system. . hope you feel better soon . xx Sarah

  • RHP

    RHP User

    15 years ago

    Lets.... . Quoting 'Letsgetcrazy09'Well it looks like nurse Focus is on the way!!!Remembering back to Ferris Buellers day off........... "I heard that you were feeling ill. Headache, fever, and a chill. I came to help restore your pluck, cause I'm the nurse who likes to..."mmmmmmmmm wonder what nurse Focus' intentions are........perhaps a little like Ferris' nurse......hehehe You have been reading my diary again havent you??? But I did say chicken soup babe and not duck...lol Kisses Focus

  • RHP

    RHP User

    15 years ago

    So please do not expect miracles. I cannot take any of the cold medication as it keeps me awake and buzzing for days. No drugs for me. I sip on water all day and most of the night. The more water you can get into you the quicker the virus will be flushed out. Warm water and fresh squeezed lemon juice with a spoon of honey to sweeten it. Failing all that...a good sweat with a warm and willing body usually works...sweat it out baby. Im with sassyme. Woman up and soldier on la la. I still have to get up and see to the kids and do my usual days work. No one else will. Just keep on going until you literally fall over. l PS The kids dont like getting sick in my house. They get no sympathy!

  • RHP

    RHP User

    15 years ago

    Quoting 'irresponsibility' ... helps keep your system alkaline and germs can't live in an alkaline environment. Germs like acid. This is of course the long term solution, but it'll help you not get sick in the future. . Ok so i am going off topic...again....but I couldn't let that one be.Vinigar is an ACID!And long term use can lead to hypokalaemia (low potassium) and loss of bone density....and has not been proven to reduce your chance of getting a common cold!but good luck with that!Mrs NTN

  • RHP

    RHP User

    15 years ago

    Quoting 'NTnaughtycouple' Quoting 'irresponsibility' ... helps keep your system alkaline and germs can't live in an alkaline environment. Germs like acid. This is of course the long term solution, but it'll help you not get sick in the future. . Ok so i am going off topic...again....but I couldn't let that one be.Vinigar is an ACID!And long term use can lead to hypokalaemia (low potassium) and loss of bone density....and has not been proven to reduce your chance of getting a common cold!but good luck with that!Mrs NTNYou're absolutely right about the potassium and bone density if taken in high doses. Can wreck tooth enamel too depending on how one drinks it. . But it actually does not make a body more acidic, quite the opposite. Highly processed sugars and grains are the ones that makes a body acidic. And very sadly so do coffee and alcohol.... . As for helping to prevent a cold, maybe it does and maybe it doesn't, but I haven't gotten sick in years so I'll keep taking it. . Apple cider vinegar has way more good press than bad press but is something people either like the idea of, or don't. The beauty of freedom of choice :-)

  • RHP

    RHP User

    15 years ago

    I am sorry to be the one to say this, but isn't sex the cure you seek? I know that no matter how bad I have ever felt, sex has always made it feel better, if only temporarily. Wipe your nose, freshen your sick breath, and go for it! You will feel better instantly, and if luck is on your side, you won't get your girl sick too :) Happy Fucking Valentine's Day!

  • RHP

    RHP User

    15 years ago

    Quoting 'NTnaughtycouple' Ok so i am going off topic...again....but I couldn't let that one be. Vinigar is an ACID!|| Close...but no Cohiba. When the blood has an alkaline pH instead of an acidic pH, it will have a positive effect on how every bodily system functions. There are a number of anecdotal or homeopathic results that have been confirmed in research that do indicate that in small quantities, pure unpasturized apple cider vinegar can and does have some benefits. It has more to do with what is referred to as the "mother" in this...a webby and cloudy residual of the processes of fermentation. That substance is very high in nutrients and does have limited broad spectrum benefits. | Another example is the practical and supervised use of bentonite clay to thoroughly detox and cleanse your GI systems including the liver along with a regular regimen of psyllium husks and active cultures of ingested live bacteria such as lactobacillus acidophilus which are naturally present in the human digestive system and of all places...in the vagina. | Modern medicine and of late our "fix it with drugs" concepts are just now starting to embrace a more natural approach to holistic medicine and examine some of the more ancient remedies that have produced postitive results for hundreds of years. There is not nearly as much money in this approach as there is to holding the R&D rights to a patented drug for anywhere from 7 to 10 years...but the results are validated and the benefits are documented. | Might not be your particular chosen path, but as Irresponsibility said "... has way more good press than bad press but is something people either like the idea of, or don't. The beauty of freedom of choice". | As always...talk to a qualified specialist or clinician before you try any of these, but don't close the door on a lot of the old "new ideas". And if you do try the bentonite... | ...you may be in for a few very nasty surprises. | My apologies for another "boring as shit" post that has nothing to do with sex. Ewww a bentonite post?

  • RHP

    RHP User

    15 years ago

    I know it sounds absurd, but my granny was a nurse and swore by it and there is some evidence that it helps - Google it and see. Buy a fresh pineapple and eat as much of it as you can - guaranteed you'll feel far better the next morning. What have you got to lose?

  • RHP

    RHP User

    15 years ago

    Great grandmother for me...before breakfast every morning every day. Still about 3 times a week when I can get them.

  • RHP

    RHP User

    15 years ago

    I think is a bit of a stretch. I am not aware that there is any fiduciary interest or party here on RHP, unless the lovelies such as Roxy, Cowgirl, Meeka, Pup, Tank et al are holding sexual favours for me on trust, in which case I will declare my beneficial interest as sole beneficiary and claim what is mine immediately. Girls - any response there???

  • RHP

    RHP User

    15 years ago

    Quoting 'Snowshoe' I know it sounds absurd, but my granny was a nurse and swore by it and there is some evidence that it helps - Google it and see. Buy a fresh pineapple and eat as much of it as you can - guaranteed you'll feel far better the next morning. What have you got to lose? Pineapple huh? Well what do you know... that came up in a different thread as well.... maybe her "cure for the common cold" was an adult code... ahem... or perhaps more innocently a misunderstanding of a conversation overheard from when she was a youngster... or maybe it really does work for curing a cold.... as well as making jizz taste better... I mean.. you know how you get temple sweats from eating slightly unripe pineapples... well the body naturally generates heat to fight illnesses and make repairs..... and pineapple can bring on the heat part.Interesting.S