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Who tells the biggest, little white lies about age?
February 09 2011
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RHP User
15 years ago
but I don't see the point of lying. . Although maybe it's easier for me because I like people near to my own age. I guess it depends what you're after.
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RHP User
15 years ago
Ok.. you caught me out... I added 10 years to my age to try and reduce the number of pesky messages. :p Oh.. and my real name is Fred... Women however tell teh biggest lies... I mean take a look around here at the number of women who are perpetually 35 years old!HugsStalky
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RHP User
15 years ago
I think that men are the biggest liars...look at how many of them are 39 or 40! You just need to look at their pic and go "yeah, right" hahaha! Who do they think they are kidding! < But, having said that...I will be 50 on the 24th of this month! Would it be so bad to keep my age at 49 for the next 20 or so years? xFunlovingx
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RHP User
15 years ago
how can anyone say you look younger ... your Boobs are in the way
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RHP User
15 years ago
Quoting 'wowwow09' how can anyone say you look younger ... your Boobs are in the way See... this is an example of how written words can get out of control... what with all the missing adjectives and then the potential for misinterpretation... Let's face it.. those ta~tas look sensational at any age.... so please keep them in my line of sight!HugsStalky
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RHP User
15 years ago
What a bevy of beautiful sexy 50 year olds there are this year !!! Quite a crop aaahh they built them well back then....No wonder all them young-uns keep flocking to our doors...(that was FLOCKING !!).......Liars...........hmmm I know plenty of girls on here who are misleading the public about their age.....but surely the biggest lie would have to be....." I wont stop till my partner is pleased " ,,,pppfffttt !! come here you little whipper snapper and lets put that to the test shall we .........LOL
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RHP User
15 years ago
Fun, Oh an there isn't a lot of women here that are all 45 - I know some that shave 7 to 10 years off their true age. But I suspect there those who stretch the truth and lower their age in both sexes, but it is their mental age that is often so evident.I must admit when I turned 51 I suddenly found myself off a lot of lists, seems 45 - 50 does not include 51 - what can I say, their loss, I certainly don't feel nor act 51 lolMooka
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RHP User
15 years ago
Told mrs rough i was a LOT older when we met........she still married me after she found out i was a few years younger
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RHP User
15 years ago
Quoting 'missbowpeek' I wont stop till my partner is pleased " ,,,pppfffttt !! come here you little whipper snapper and lets put that to the test shall we .........LOL love it! xx Sarah
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RHP User
15 years ago
Quoting 'ruby_blossum"' I was wondering who tells the biggest fibs about their age and why?| Damn...I will answer the question but got caught out looking at CNGs 32s which has to be a fib, those are at least 40s. Fibber....but forgiven. | I think in part you answered your own question about the younger guys...check out your pics. You look hot so if I was a testosterone oozing juvenile deliquient...hell yes, spank me and call me a fibber, mummy. | Generalization...but most likely the women, but not the ones putting there hands up here. Raise them higher ladies...it gives us pervs a better look at your ummmm, eyes?| For whatever reason, I think women are more age sensitive and especially when crossing those dreaded "decade birthdays" where you go from a woman in her 30's to a woman in her 40's. | I know several here who "fudge" and are definitely working on the 4th or 5th annual 39th birthday. Personally...I could care less one way or the other unless it starts making them paranoid and more up tight than they might be otherwise. Age is relevant...and if we measured it in terms of a percentage of time spent or invested already, we might all do things a bit differently. | Oh jezarzus...I just looked and my timer says 99% gone. Quick ladies...hurry! Throw off all your clothes and jump on me fast. Make that last 1% count... | ....please?
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RHP User
15 years ago
Quoting 'MrsPeachypear63'I have never felt any need to lie... except on my other profile yeah me too...in my "other" profile, im 6 ft, skinny, blonde, 24 and a virgin just waiting for the right men hmmm i get a fair bit of mail on that one hahahahahahaha roxxy
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Tart_Du_Jour
15 years ago
I have never lied about my age or felt the need to. For some reason some people think I'm lying when I tell them I'm turning 30 this year, even people I've known for a while Maybe I should start telling people I'm in my early 70s so they think I look really good for my age.Which brings me to a question. If you are a man and are attracted to a woman, does it really matter how old she is? That is, as long as she is of legal age.
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Tart_Du_Jour
15 years ago
I just wanted to say you have AMAZING calves Ruby. Like seriously, wow.
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RHP User
15 years ago
Hi Ruby_BI admit I did think about whether I would let my age clock over to 40 or whether I should keep it at 39. I kind of regret that I let it go to 40 now. Oh well, I am sure I can leave it at 40 for a few years at least. As long as I can still touch my toes & do the splits I reckon it is still all in working order.I have never lied about my age (yet) - but I think most people think I am younger anyway. xxxMeeka
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RHP User
15 years ago
Looks like my abundance of moles and freckles will keep the wrinkles at bay and the bones nice and strong for some time yet......now if I can just convince them all to stay happy and not turn into nasty little cancerous ones.. :) . Seems this thread has bought about some fun terms that have been missing from here for a while.... .....whipper snappers, ta~tas, flocking ( how is Baaaary and Baaarbra MissB?) Fred, why is Fred such a funny name? lol, toes & splits in the same sentence... . I have received a couple of emails on this topic....age fixing.....and was asked what will I do when the time comes.... All I know is that my libido has increased with age and while it shows no sign of abating, I will be embracing it, regardless of what the date is on my birth certificate. Thanks for the compliment Baise_moi, years of gymnastics as a teen and high heels are responsible.... Now I am off to find midnight boy.....spread those legs and assume the position while I find my paddle....
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RHP User
15 years ago
We don't lie about our ever increasing ages as for us it is after all just a bloody number, no matter how damn depressing it can be at times Now to find that aging creamShell and Gaz
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RHP User
15 years ago
Quoting 'Baise_Moi' Which brings me to a question. If you are a man and are attracted to a woman, does it really matter how old she is? That is, as long as she is of legal age. Well said. . I myself don't see the point in lying as having fun doesn't have any age restrictions that I know of. It's attraction and chemistry that matter. . Lies about other personal information such as name, address and workplace are understandable for safety and security reasons when you first meet someone. Is age really a security threat though? . My experience has been that women are more prone to lying about their age but I'm sure plenty of men do it too. I know one woman (not on RHP) who even has her DOB 5 years younger on her drivers licence. Not sure how she did it but it was done deliberately. . Me, I've always looked older than my age, great for getting into pubs and clubs when I was younger, not so good now though. Recently I've thought about changing my age upwards, as a 29yo I don't make the cut for the many women seeking 30+ males. I won't be doing that though as it's just not me. Guess I'll just have to wait another 6 months. . However my opinion may change as I get older so check back with me in 10 or 20 years. . Cheers Rusty
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RHP User
15 years ago
Quoting 'Baise_Moi' Which brings me to a question. If you are a man and are attracted to a woman, does it really matter how old she is? That is, as long as she is of legal age. | This, I believe...is just another one of those numbers, that we are surrounded with that are supposed to measure something and put a quant around who we are. You know the kind...like IQ is a number that tell us how smart we are, but doesn't really measure clever. Smart people can be really dumb at times, like the ones who try to make fried Mars bars, so let's measure the EQ...which means how old we are emotionally. Regardless of age, some are more mature and have refined, eclectic tastes in people, a sense of humour...or even cupcakes, with chocolate frosting and sprinkles of course. | I just don't worry about it too much...if you click, it all works. There are times when I am a really smart 18 year old and others when I am a really dumb 80 year old....guess we can even change into different shoes depending on the sport.| Oh well...time to put on the Batsuit and head off to Gotham City. I have to go pretend that I am a slightly above average 45 year old and try not to spit the dummy on another boring Friday in the city.
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RHP User
15 years ago
Quoting 'ruby_blossum' Now I am off to find midnight boy.....spread those legs and assume the position while I find my paddle.... | Hope your reaction time is good...there is a rumour that some cowboys and unholster a weapon and blast you where it counts in under 3/10ths of a second? Won't be a fatal wound...water pistols full or red wine never are, but ohhh when you drop that paddle? And considering you are sooooo tall, bend over who? | Didn't hear me bragging about toe touching and I sure as hell am not a juvenile. Delinquent yes, but refined! | ...three. I skipped one and two. Drop 'em.
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RHP User
15 years ago
could be a fun new game for drinks nights... Now that 3/10ths of a second thingy.....nawww....really? Not even time to whip out my paddle!
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RHP User
15 years ago
Then just let me bring my lasso and riding crop...don't make me draw. I would pop both your ballons and you wouldn't even have a chance... | ...to say oohhh that hurts good!
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RHP User
15 years ago
All ages, pop on down for an impromtu drinks night, tonight at the Union Hotel in Prahran.... See the Anniverary thread... ....byo water pistols, lassoos, riding crops etc
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RHP User
15 years ago
Quoting 'Baise_Moi' Which brings me to a question. If you are a man and are attracted to a woman, does it really matter how old she is? That is, as long as she is of legal age.There is something a little "icky" about an octogenarian lusting after an 18 year old.
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RHP User
15 years ago
Quoting 'fionabee' There is something a little "icky" about an octogenarian lusting after an 18 year old. | You are so right. | That's why I lie about my age and tell the 18 year olds... | ...I am only 79.
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