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Who puts the NUP in nuptuals?
April 27 2011
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RHP User
15 years ago
Only 4 ? Sounds like a slow day for you Stalky. :P xx Meeks
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RHP User
15 years ago
Good question Stalky. And yes, it is different from a woman's perspective - well from my perspective. So you're right I am not worried about being virtuous but I am worried about having a good time and having an orgasm. And from my experience, limited as it may be, most of the time I don't get what I want from randoms. That's all. So I am being selfish - randoms are too busy worrying about their own orgasm and not about mine.So once the random blows, should I demand that he can't leave until I cum all over his chin?? Trust I don't have to wipe that off for you Stalkers. hehe So you may blow and go - but where is my blow?? xx Meeks
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RHP User
15 years ago
You know it's disconcerting that our minds think alike - well to a point. I was thinking about this very topic today in the shower. I call it SPORTING SEX instead of sex with randoms, but we're on the same page. You know sex just for sex's sake... to get a load off. . I've never done sporting sex. I might be missing out on something, but I could never bring myself to bullshit my way into a lady's skirt so I could fuck her and then go... "ooohhh you know what.. I was just too lazy to have a wank, this isn't going to work out". I mean I see it on here when I accidentally end up in webchat and there are guys falling over themselves to pay compliments to some poor girl playing with her breasts (usually gems like "Nice camming Booby" or "Ur luking hott Booby" and then asking whether she wants him to come around for a root. Usually with golden lines like "Hey I only live 150kms from you, wanna play?" . I like to have a mental connection with who I'm pounding my cock into, I like to assess whether they are indeed mental or not. And I find I hate most people because they are stupid and the last thing I want to do is have a mental, emotional or physical connection with a stoopid person. Worse still, have that crazy nutjob in my bedroom near the kitchen, near the knives. . Having said that, I probably know within 5 minutes of chatting to someone whether I can picture myself kneeling at the foot of the bed with their pussy underneath my tongue, so am I saving my virtue, saving my rep or just wasting valuable rootingtime by not having them squirming around 6 minutes later... hmm I dunno. . Good question though Stalky.. Be interesting to read the replies. . The Fussy Fucker...
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RHP User
15 years ago
Lolz Krissy... yep... familiarity... and you know precisely don't you!! hehe.Meeks... you didn't notice the underlying game is to cum last.... cum .. and it's game over... so make someone cum so you can grin and say "next".. hehe....Jean.... you're wasting good rooting time and deep deep down .. in the depths of your groin.... you know that I am right. If they're a good shag... then find out of they're worth talking to.. if not... then "next"... Chilli... protection. You can root one person.. just one... and catch something otherwise.lolz.... so nobody is batting for the virtuous?HugsStalky
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RHP User
15 years ago
Quoting 'stalky' Damn it jean.. you'd be kicking yourself for shagging a stoopid person.. lmfao!lolz.... so nobody is batting for the virtuous?HugsStalky Why do you mock my virtue so easily.. pmsl....
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RHP User
15 years ago
I tried to tell my kids to shop around to find the bargains. I guess Focus is still bargain hunting. You dont buy the first pair of jeans you try on. You shopa bit and MAY come back to the first pair if they are the best fit. l Who put the NUP in nuptials? Obviously someone with a sense of humour.
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RHP User
15 years ago
Shopping around?? I would say that Stalky is the ulitmate bargain hunter! He goes to all the sales tries everything on and then leaves without paying!! xx Meeks
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15 years ago
Quoting 'stalky'Meeks... you didn't notice the underlying game is to cum last.... cum .. and it's game over... so make someone cum so you can grin and say "next".. hehe....Don't worry I did notice. I take it you are the master at the game and always cum last. So does that make you a gentleman? :P But Stalkers you didn't notice my game is different ... I don't want to cum last ... I want to cum often!! The beauty of being a woman is you just keep on coming. Once ain't enough........ xx Meeks
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RHP User
15 years ago
Quoting 'Meeka100' Shopping around?? I would say that Stalky is the ulitmate bargain hunter! He goes to all the sales tries everything on and then leaves without paying!! xx Meeks One needs to look more closely at top of the lines and one off originals though. Bargain basmement shopping can be cheap and nasty. A person needs to be careful.
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RHP User
15 years ago
Quoting 'fionabee'One needs to look more closely at top of the lines and one off originals though. Bargain basmement shopping can be cheap and nasty. A person needs to be careful. Hey Fiona.... whilst I appreciate the joke for what it is.. exactly how do you know who you are insulting! A person needs to be careful indeed!!HugsStalky
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RHP User
15 years ago
Quoting 'stalky' Quoting 'fionabee'One needs to look more closely at top of the lines and one off originals though. Bargain basmement shopping can be cheap and nasty. A person needs to be careful. Hey Fiona.... whilst I appreciate the joke for what it is.. exactly how do you know who you are insulting! A person needs to be careful indeed!!HugsStalky If I have, then maybe I hit upon a truth or two accidently and in which case I am certain that the person I have just insulted will start a forum topic just to run me down. Such is life!
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RHP User
15 years ago
It's okay Fiona - sometimes being cheap and nasty is fun - particularly when you have top of the range one offs at home. A little confused though...why would anyone bother to start a thread about you? xx Meeks
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15 years ago
Quoting 'fionabee' If I have, then maybe I hit upon a truth or two accidently and in which case I am certain that the person I have just insulted will start a forum topic just to run me down. Such is life! I'm sure you don't need any help from me with that Fiona. Fact is, you can fein innocence all you like with your home truth accident crap.... but Meeka's comment was simply that I am the ultimate bargain hunter... and your comment was that bargain basement shopping is cheap and nasty..... and to that insult I was attempting to be graceful in ignoring its venom... but you wouldn't let it slide, bringing up the old hitting a raw nerve chestnut... but frankly you're acidity is completely transparent because that's the kind of person you are.You see you don't have to go far to get run over because you're an accident waiting to happen.HUgsS
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RHP User
15 years ago
ok so I'm just ignoring it so back to this thing called Sporting Sex...I tried it once, super hot young filly, charmed her pants off with bullshit I did. I guess the first shag was fun but then she liked it and whamo I had myself a new gf in my bed for days on end. Shouldn't be too bad should it? Well she was a nice girl and I started it out with bullshit so I just felt like shit. So I ended it before someone really got hurt.So I've never really been good at sporting sex. I like to have some kind of connection with a playmate more than just carnal desire. I have found that 2 couples who get on well can have a bit of sporting sex, the added heat provided by seeing your loved one in the throes of orgasm certainly helps!
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RHP User
15 years ago
Quoting 'Meeka100' It's okay Fiona - sometimes being cheap and nasty is fun - particularly when you have top of the range one offs at home. A little confused though...why would anyone bother to start a thread about you? xx MeeksJust to try and intimidate and put me down maybe. It has been known to happen. Yes. Cheap and nasty can be fun when the exclusive is waiting at home. LOL. I remeber a song about a guy who liked his women a little on the trashy side.
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RHP User
15 years ago
Quoting 'stalky' Quoting 'fionabee' If I have, then maybe I hit upon a truth or two accidently and in which case I am certain that the person I have just insulted will start a forum topic just to run me down. Such is life! I'm sure you don't need any help from me with that Fiona. Fact is, you can fein innocence all you like with your home truth accident crap.... but Meeka's comment was simply that I am the ultimate bargain hunter... and your comment was that bargain basement shopping is cheap and nasty..... and to that insult I was attempting to be graceful in ignoring its venom... but you wouldn't let it slide, bringing up the old hitting a raw nerve chestnut... but frankly you're acidity is completely transparent because that's the kind of person you are.You see you don't have to go far to get run over because you're an accident waiting to happen.HUgsSI seriously did not intend to insult anyone. I dont really care if you belive me or not.
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RHP User
15 years ago
I think the actual question was........... . I won't have sex today because I'm going to spare my virtue? Savin' up the love juice for someone special? I mean to say... that stuff is free... pre-cum... there's no stopping it... we'll give it away over a mindless daydream!! .It's bizzare isn't it? I mean... surely men don't think like that do they? . Yes I think lots of people think like that... maybe not because they want to be virtuous but they do want someone special or at least some connection and they definitely don't want a random. Wasn't there are few virgin boys recently on the forum talking about this ? . So Stalkers looks like people don't do randoms as a general rule because they are not as satisfying. But it all depends on what you are after of course. . Although I would agree with you that lots of blokes would root five horney people if they could.... but not sure if lots of blokes could pull this off. As you say ... if you cum... game over. :P xx Meeks
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RHP User
15 years ago
We don't do randoms either... meet first play later... and you have to be able to hold up a decent conversation as well. But it's not about virtue at all. Mr J has something he's happy to share... but you have to show respect. Mrs J likes encounters to be relaxed and fun... The boys with a sense of humour and great endurance fair a whole lot better than the wipe it on the curtains on the way out boys... It is for our perceived virtue that we don't have RHP tattooed on our arms... Although that would make it easier to pick up in a night club. Women are still looked upon with poor favour in the greater community if they sleep with multiple partners... Men are still heroes for doing the same thing...
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RHP User
15 years ago
See if everyone would have taken up my colour scheme approach then we wouldn't have people being insulted. Oh hang on, someone thought that was way too childish and stupid. Far more mature to troll through all the topics and try and insult as many people as we can. Ohhh again I can't wait to grow up one day!!!!Stalky just like K Rudd had to say sorry for mature people acting badly, since I have also been labeled as obnoxious and arrogant I will stand up in front of our RHP country and say Sorry for all the insults leveled at the poor unsuspecting masses. But I must preface this sorry with the strictest proviso that you are to never, ever cum all over my face!!!! To all in our fair land I offer an unconditonal Sorry for all the insults anyone has ever dished out, whether justified or not, whether the receiver was a poor unfortunate moron or even a part of the special group who never shall be wrong. Moreover I must express my deepest sorrow at those who just don't know how offensive they are especially the ones who are knowingly so higher in intelligence that they really should have known better.Now I take my tongue out of my cheek and take it to bed to make some use of it under instruction of my lady (yep I know one when I see one)
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RHP User
15 years ago
I've noticed a decline in the general fun factor around here but even worse I've noticed that you're a lot grumpier these days. Are these observations linked?Or are you fighting the natural urge to turn into a grumpy old man?I feel like along with the premature greying, I'm fast approaching grumpiness too, apparently without any display of maturity too.Worse still my favourite method of relaxation has been all but taken away - every nice winding, country road has stupidly low speed limits so I can't go for a nice relaxing and engaging drive!So tell me something funny please and tell me your favourite fun ride out of Sydney and I might just meet you for that long overdue beer on the road one day?
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RHP User
15 years ago
Sorry Stalky, but I'm with (most) of the others. Sporting sex is not for me either, despite me enjoying a bargain shop as much as the next person. I've been known to find some pretty cool stuff hanging from the tight grip of a good coathanger in my time but it needs to speak to me in a way that says I simply must have that right now! I'll try it on, but I prefer to delicately remove it and try it on as opposed to ripping it from its hanger and worrying about payment and a good fit later. Besides, a wise initial purchase will justify the investment you made over and over and over again! ;-)
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RHP User
15 years ago
So when are we going shopping Flirty?Hehe
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15 years ago
I think virtue is a bit like the Terms and Conditions box we need to tick before we can register ourselves as an online member....I mean, who reads that? really?? And how many men actually read the profile for that matter??? . The random part comes with actually ticking the box having not read it because without it, we can't randomly participate :)
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RHP User
15 years ago
We shall go shopping together when my eyes stop writing cheques my body can't cash and/or I find a suitable shopping buddy to come along to help keep my rampant expenditure balanced and my generousity free-flowing - whichever ... Erm ... comes first! 3:-)
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RHP User
15 years ago
Quoting 'puppy' I've noticed a decline in the general fun factor around here but even worse I've noticed that you're a lot grumpier these days. Are these observations linked?Or are you fighting the natural urge to turn into a grumpy old man?I feel like along with the premature greying, I'm fast approaching grumpiness too, apparently without any display of maturity too.Worse still my favourite method of relaxation has been all but taken away - every nice winding, country road has stupidly low speed limits so I can't go for a nice relaxing and engaging drive!So tell me something funny please and tell me your favourite fun ride out of Sydney and I might just meet you for that long overdue beer on the road one day? Huh!!.. you think I'm somehow connected to the grid in such a way that my moods are reflected across the diversity of the forum participants? It's a megalomaniac's dream come true! hehe... Yes, there's been some Grumpy people lately... perhaps a sign of the times with the Australian dollar being so high and nobody having enough of them spare to take advantage of the situation..... It can also be caused by lowering testosterone levels.. attributed to aging of men.... but I have another theory. I have often wondered at the origins of words.... take words like Menopause for example.... a name for that hormonal time when a woman puts men on pause. :pAs for riding... I like terrorizing the eastern suburbs beaches at night.. for example.. but with all this rain.. the bike's in the garage. That's enough to make any man grumpy!!HugsStalky
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RHP User
15 years ago
Quoting 'puppy'See if everyone would have taken up my colour scheme approach then we wouldn't have people being insulted. Oh hang on, someone thought that was way too childish and stupid. Far more mature to troll through all the topics and try and insult as many people as we can. Ohhh again I can't wait to grow up one day!!!!Stalky just like K Rudd had to say sorry for mature people acting badly, since I have also been labeled as obnoxious and arrogant I will stand up in front of our RHP country and say Sorry for all the insults leveled at the poor unsuspecting masses. But I must preface this sorry with the strictest proviso that you are to never, ever cum all over my face!!!! To all in our fair land I offer an unconditonal Sorry for all the insults anyone has ever dished out, whether justified or not, whether the receiver was a poor unfortunate moron or even a part of the special group who never shall be wrong. Moreover I must express my deepest sorrow at those who just don't know how offensive they are especially the ones who are knowingly so higher in intelligence that they really should have known better.Now I take my tongue out of my cheek and take it to bed to make some use of it under instruction of my lady (yep I know one when I see one) We might actually be able to not all get offended so fast haha It happens too often But there still has to be an abuse colour, coz at times people need to be simply TOLD that they are A holes!!!!
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RHP User
15 years ago
Firstly, fascinating topic Stalky (i am going to ignore the quick digression it took to insults lol pretty common place ATM)! Slippery would have some insightful things to add i am sure too?? I am learning as i go here, i have my ideas (but not clear enough to explain), so on this occasion instead i am partly gonna use googled words, for me to cement the concept in my mind more than anything. So apologies if peeps don’t like googled cut and pastes... sometimes it is just handy i think (i picked words that match what i think at this time)!? Virtue 1. moral excellence; goodness; righteousness. 2. conformity of one's life and conduct to moral and ethical principles; uprightness; rectitude. 3. chastity; virginity: to lose one's virtue. Below is just one theory; I am sure you can all agree men and woman generally think/process and handle thoughts/emotions differently. The below theory seems to me like a reasonable start in trying to understand why men can approach sex as a sport and come out feeling morally unscathed, virtue intact. Whereas most females would not process the experience quite that cut and dry… (because we ‘care’ awwwww NOT it sux arse actually… I hate having to worry ABOUT EVERYTHING ALL THE TIME ARGHH!!!! Working on this thou lol). So i have on many (well some, not LOADS... see! already i am worried wot u all might think of me!!) occasions had an itch that i wanted scratched, and i have in the past on occasion put no effort into finding out ANYTHING and just had my itch scratched (sand scratched GOOD!! , and sometimes it was scratched for hours and it was awesome! And other times just like Stalky, in and out in 2 hours. At the time and shortly after I am happy, i feel satisfied, i chose it, i wanted it, and then THE THINKING starts............. the female mind is the devil i tell u.... so somehow the whole itch/scratch turns upsidedown in my mind somehow, from the pleasure/satisfaction/yer harrr good time i had had/felt/experienced with whoever the fuck they were? I suddenly have all these FUCKED feelings that start bubbling up... somewhere, somehow, society/someone planted a seed deep down in the depths of my mind, that a female behaiving like that is wrong somehow. And all the pleasureable thoughts and feeling i had experiences, then start to somehow twist in my mind and words like, used, disrespect, cheap, replace the nice words etc etc and instead of the warm horny fuzz of the experience that i had b4/during/after, some time later it gets replaced by an emptiness and shame.... for some reason, i logically cannot put my finger on , unless i make a connection with the person that i played with and have some sort of personal dialogue b4, during and after i end up feeling, eventually....bad? My logical brain knows this is fucking stupid. But my emotional side needs this for me to feel like a good person, i need a connection to remain with the feelings i left with for some reason? Not love or BFF for life. Just aknowledgement i guess they respect me as a virtuous female, even after they have fucked my brains out!! i often wish i were male (i swear it would have to be a less stressful time with the thinking and worrying and rethinking and more worrying and it doesn't turn off arghh!!...) So the theory that backs my thinking (as much as any study can?): As human beings grow we somehow develop the ability to assess what is right or wrong, acceptable or unacceptable. In other words; we develop morality, a system of learned attitudes about social practices, institutions, and individual behavior used to evaluate situations and behavior as good or bad, right or wrong. One theorist, found that morality develops by looking at much more than justice (moral rightness, fairness). She noted differences between girls and boys in their feelings towards caring, relationships, and connections with other people. More specifically she noted that girls are more concerned with care (a troubled or burdened state of mind; worry; concern), relationships, and connections with other people than boys. girls do in-fact develop moral orientations differently than boys. The central moral problem for women is the conflict between self and other. A woman’s first transition that takes place is from being selfish to being responsible. Then the main concern is that goodness is equated with self-sacrifice. This level is where a woman adopts societal values and social membership. Here, the needs of the self must be deliberately uncovered, as they are uncovered the woman begins to consider the consequences of the self and other. (BASICALLY WE OVER THINK EVERYTHING!!) One study looked at the distinction between care and justice perspectives with men and women, primarily adolescence and adults when faced with real-life dilemmas. An example of one of the real-life dilemma subjects were asked to consider was a situation with a pregnant women considering an abortion. The study showed that: a) concerns about justice and care are represented in people’s thinking about real-life moral dilemmas, but that people tend to focus on one or the other depending on gender, and b) there is an association between moral orientation and gender such that women focus on care dilemmas and men focus on justice dilemmas. This theory follows the stereotype of women as nurturing, men as logical. Unfortunately this research is limited to mostly white, middle class children and adults, but in the RHP forum that seems like a fair study group??? Totally fascinating haha I might start a topic that asks are there any males that truly think they understand how a female thinks and vice versa hahaha that would be interesting (and fraught with problems too…)
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RHP User
15 years ago
Quoting 'puppy'Worse still my favourite method of relaxation has been all but taken away - every nice winding, country road has stupidly low speed limits so I can't go for a nice relaxing and engaging drive! Puppies shouldn't play on the road as they have a tendancy to get run over.
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RHP User
15 years ago
What is everyone saying? That you never do randoms at all? Seriously? Come on everyone does a random every now and then. Surely? I never realised how virtuous we all are. . Stalkers I will come shopping with you. . . can I? I'll be the one rubbing your back while I look over your shoulder. :P I live to learn. . xx Meeks
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RHP User
15 years ago
Quoting 'puppy' ok so I'm just ignoring it so back to this thing called Sporting Sex...I tried it once, super hot young filly, charmed her pants off with bullshit I did. I guess the first shag was fun but then she liked it and whamo I had myself a new gf in my bed for days on end. Shouldn't be too bad should it? Well she was a nice girl and I started it out with bullshit so I just felt like shit. So I ended it before someone really got hurt.This is the annoying bit.... I mean to say... why should men have to resolve to dishing out the bullshit just to co-erce a particular women into getting off with a little bit of harmless (protected) sporting sex? That's really the part that's wrong. It's wrong that the bullshit strategy works... but it's wrong that women deny themselves the pleasure for the sake of.... what? To advance the dilusion of protecting one's virtue?I get the whole... women want multiple orgasms thing... I mean, who doesn't.... even if I decide to have a cup of tea and a tim tam between ejaculations... two is better than one! hehe. But the purpose of shopping around... of trying everything on in the shop.... is to find the right fit for just that moment.... Surely looking for the one frock suitable for all occasions is nothing but a pipe dream!!!And virgins.... Meeka100.... you have to be kidding. I've never been one in living memory.... so I will never understand the whole wonder and awe thing.... but I can understand that having the wonder and awe is valuable if only for the anticipation it brings when it's being eroded away by a good blow job and a satisfying root.:pSo again.. the question is... what is the point of holding back on the sex?
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RHP User
15 years ago
lmfao..... Oh sure, rub my shoulders...... but I'm afraid!! I'll always have that niggling hunch that you'll be trying to mount me with your strap on while I've got my back turned. :pDid you say form a daisy chain?? ... oh lordy, Meeks.. puts a different slant on the term my "circle of friends". :)HugsStalky Quoting 'Meeka100' What is everyone saying? That you never do randoms at all? Seriously? Come on everyone does a random every now and then. Surely? I never realised how virtuous we all are. . Stalkers I will come shopping with you. . . can I? I'll be the one rubbing your back while I look over your shoulder. :P I live to learn. . xx Meeks
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RHP User
15 years ago
1) Meeks, I never do randoms. Ever. I vett (sp?) My victims carefully 2) Stalky, I see sexual merit in what you're saying about the frock, but I think I'm (at times, unfortunately) hard-wired to seek the connection over the ejaculatory relief 3) Sporting Sex is MY term damnit and JG, if you reap praise for this without acknowledging its source, so help me God, I will put your balls in a vice, bring the naughty cop in with the strap-on and I will make you BEG me not to see your fine arse hooked up to a colostomy bag!!! And if that doesn't work, I know someone who has a penchant for electrocution and anal impalers!!! ... Hmm I suspect I've just drawn a picture that will entice rather than instill fear ... Aaarrgghh!!! :-D
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15 years ago
Quoting 'stalky' This is the annoying bit.... I mean to say... why should men have to resolve to dishing out the bullshit just to co-erce a particular women into getting off with a little bit of harmless (protected) sporting sex? That's really the part that's wrong. It's wrong that the bullshit strategy works... but it's wrong that women deny themselves the pleasure for the sake of.... what? To advance the dilusion of protecting one's virtue?I get the whole... women want multiple orgasms thing... I mean, who doesn't.... even if I decide to have a cup of tea and a tim tam between ejaculations... two is better than one! hehe. But the purpose of shopping around... of trying everything on in the shop.... is to find the right fit for just that moment.... Surely looking for the one frock suitable for all occasions is nothing but a pipe dream!!!And virgins.... Meeka100.... you have to be kidding. I've never been one in living memory.... so I will never understand the whole wonder and awe thing.... but I can understand that having the wonder and awe is valuable if only for the anticipation it brings when it's being eroded away by a good blow job and a satisfying root.:pSo again.. the question is... what is the point of holding back on the sex? There is no point. IMO. That is why I tend to select the merchandise very carefully when out shopping. I would rather have a closet full to chose from. Each one different from the other. But then we recently had a forum question about guys marrying girls who had participated in ganbangs and some (not all) men said...Nope. No way. There are good time gals and ones you take home to Mamma. Personally I dont want to meet anybody's Mamma so if the attraction is there, I am not gonna hold back. Do you fuck on first dates? Damn straight I do. l As for virgins...I have had one or two of them and they are not much fun but hey, someone has to teach them. Those African tribes that send there young men to an older woman for intitiation into the sexual arts in puberty maybe were on to something.l And menopause...bring it on I say. Cant wait for the days when I dont have to stop trying on the ones in my closet to see if they still fit once a month
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RHP User
15 years ago
Quoting 'stalky' This is the annoying bit.... I mean to say... why should men have to resolve to dishing out the bullshit just to co-erce a particular women into getting off with a little bit of harmless (protected) sporting sex? That's really the part that's wrong. It's wrong that the bullshit strategy works... but it's wrong that women deny themselves the pleasure for the sake of.... what? To advance the dilusion of protecting one's virtue?I think you are describing what we women like to call seduction and being swept off our feet. But since you are a married man you have probably forgotten that women like to feel special sometimes. :P When was the last time you seduced someone? Besides being seduced is HOT and just for a little while you can forget that this guy would probably root a hole in the ground if it would let him. So why not Stalky? It's because women are not hard wired that way. Sure pre-cum is free but we are after quality not quantity. It's up to women after all to ensure that our species survives. You know me.... I always want the one that is playing hard to get :P Meeks
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15 years ago
Quoting 'flirty_bi_fem'1) Meeks, I never do randoms. Ever. I vett (sp?) My victims carefully 2) Stalky, I see sexual merit in what you're saying about the frock, but I think I'm (at times, unfortunately) hard-wired to seek the connection over the ejaculatory relief 3) Sporting Sex is MY term damnit and JG, if you reap praise for this without acknowledging its source, so help me God, I will put your balls in a vice, bring the naughty cop in with the strap-on and I will make you BEG me not to see your fine arse hooked up to a colostomy bag!!! And if that doesn't work, I know someone who has a penchant for electrocution and anal impalers!!! ... Hmm I suspect I've just drawn a picture that will entice rather than instill fear ... Aaarrgghh!!! :-D The cheeky cop... I am here ready and waiting.
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15 years ago
I am on meno-fastforward oops rewind a little bit there. Yep pause there..... keep it steady I think I may be overheating... Meeks
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15 years ago
Ok enough... you had me at vice. :PHugsStalky Quoting 'flirty_bi_fem' 1) Meeks, I never do randoms. Ever. I vett (sp?) My victims carefully 2) Stalky, I see sexual merit in what you're saying about the frock, but I think I'm (at times, unfortunately) hard-wired to seek the connection over the ejaculatory relief 3) Sporting Sex is MY term damnit and JG, if you reap praise for this without acknowledging its source, so help me God, I will put your balls in a vice, bring the naughty cop in with the strap-on and I will make you BEG me not to see your fine arse hooked up to a colostomy bag!!! And if that doesn't work, I know someone who has a penchant for electrocution and anal impalers!!! ... Hmm I suspect I've just drawn a picture that will entice rather than instill fear ... Aaarrgghh!!! :-D
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15 years ago
Quoting 'flirty_bi_fem'3) Sporting Sex is MY term damnit and JG, if you reap praise for this without acknowledging its source, so help me God, I will put your balls in a vice, bring the naughty cop in with the strap-on and I will make you BEG me not to see your fine arse hooked up to a colostomy bag!!! And if that doesn't work, I know someone who has a penchant for electrocution and anal impalers!!! ... Hmm I suspect I've just drawn a picture that will entice rather than instill fear ... Aaarrgghh!!! :-D I hereby would like to confirm that the first person to coin the phrase 'Sporting Sex' was FBF... however I don't think this should preclude the naughty cop from punishing me, preferably with something that will not involve colostomy bags down the track though.. Send around that nice young lady (who has also possible been plagarised by me before) with the electrocution device too ;)
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15 years ago
Quoting 'Jean_Girard' Quoting 'flirty_bi_fem'3) Sporting Sex is MY term damnit and JG, if you reap praise for this without acknowledging its source, so help me God, I will put your balls in a vice, bring the naughty cop in with the strap-on and I will make you BEG me not to see your fine arse hooked up to a colostomy bag!!! And if that doesn't work, I know someone who has a penchant for electrocution and anal impalers!!! ... Hmm I suspect I've just drawn a picture that will entice rather than instill fear ... Aaarrgghh!!! :-D I hereby would like to confirm that the first person to coin the phrase 'Sporting Sex' was FBF... however I don't think this should preclude the naughty cop from punishing me, preferably with something that will not involve colostomy bags down the track though.. Send around that nice young lady (who has also possible been plagarised by me before) with the electrocution device too ;) As a reward for coming up with 'Sporting Sex', I think Flirty needs to rewarded with a lifetime supply of lollies, or at least enough to fill every room of the house- you never know when you'll be in the middle of something and get a craving for some candy! As for you, JG, you should probably be rewarded for admitting to plaugerism, one of the scummiest, lowest things ever....seriously, who would do that?!! It's noble to own up to your mistakes...would you like some lollies too? Or is fruit more your style? Tinquaflower... ah, I mean, Tinquabell. (A brilliant example of the dangers of texting and driving)
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RHP User
15 years ago
Pass me some Popcorn and poor me another jeezus xxx
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RHP User
15 years ago
Well I'm putting on my stilettoes and jumping on the couch to share the popcorn, may I also massage those amazing calves too?
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RHP User
15 years ago
Quoting 'Meeka100' What is everyone saying? That you never do randoms at all? Seriously? Come on everyone does a random every now and then. Surely? NO .. NOT everyone does a random every now and then .,... And if there isnt a sure enough reason not to .. then the recent post .. " what is it with guys on here" should be a good enough reason why not to ... better to have quality over quantity and do lots of window shoping first ...
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RHP User
15 years ago
Quoting 'fionabee' Quoting 'stalky' Quoting 'fionabee'One needs to look more closely at top of the lines and one off originals though. Bargain basmement shopping can be cheap and nasty. A person needs to be careful. Hey Fiona.... whilst I appreciate the joke for what it is.. exactly how do you know who you are insulting! A person needs to be careful indeed!!HugsStalky If I have, then maybe I hit upon a truth or two accidently and in which case I am certain that the person I have just insulted will start a forum topic just to run me down. Such is life! I dont see that there was anything insulting in this inuendo .. more just a playfull play on words, perception and interpretation .. and we all know that everyone interprets the written word differently .. but then i like inuendos ..
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RHP User
15 years ago
Puppy you can do what you like to me!!! xxx
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RHP User
15 years ago
Stilettoes I have a ridiculously overactive imagination, be warned giving me open access to put you in my dreams may be dangerous hehe....just read your profile in entirety - great one! hugs and kissesMr Pup
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RHP User
15 years ago
Well thanks Puppy Just natural being here xxx
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RHP User
15 years ago
Well thanks Puppy Just natural being here xxx
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RHP User
15 years ago
JG is that a picture of you during Sporting sex? Just like a man ... any excuse to lie down. :)xxMeeks
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RHP User
15 years ago
Good point Meeks, he does look like he's 'gone down' ... Looks exhausted! O:-)
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