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Who is 'Jack Shit'?
April 24 2010
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RHP User
16 years ago
I got this as an sms. Piss funny. even a few of my pommy mates thought it was piss funny...lol
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RHP User
16 years ago
Hey Jules....ant relation to Mr hanky.?...lol
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RHP User
16 years ago
Rats arse.....now WHERE oh where does THAT one come from?...lol
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RHP User
16 years ago
I believe it is derived from joining the words rats and arse.
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RHP User
16 years ago
my mate Ratts Fandango....ahahahahahahahahahahahahahaaEarl
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RHP User
16 years ago
Right here in forum...who wouldve guessed?...lol smartarses....the both of ya....ok..so where did that come from eh eh eh??
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RHP User
16 years ago
a bloke named edmund florence discovered that a rats bum coulddo something or rather and and no one gave a flying fuckahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahhahahahahaEarl, feeling silly today
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RHP User
16 years ago
which brings us to flying phuck.....where did that one come from? I like those flying dreams....can you imagine how cool it would be to actually be able to fly and phuck at the same time....???!! And I thought it was icky havin a bird do its doo doo on ya.. Watch out BELOOOOOWWW!! This message bought to you by Random_forum_Bomber.au
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RHP User
16 years ago
When I was living in the States, one still had to go outside for a smoke, no matter if it was -20F with a wind chill of -30F. Walked out one day and the cold air hit me like a brick. Without thinking I muttered 'Holy Snapping Duck Shit it is cold". Well I got naturally got strange looks for the Yanks and then asked - what does that mean. Well I admit, I had no bloody idea - for once I was lost for words lol
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RHP User
16 years ago
ahahahahahahahahahahahhahahahahaharoooooly watch out belowahahahahahahahahahahahaEarlRFB2
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RHP User
16 years ago
Righto, doin a mzpeachy here...we now need to know the following: Where does the following originate? (in no particular order) 1. holy snappin duck poo 2. rats arse 3. flying phuck Any more you want to add boyz? RFB1.....
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RHP User
16 years ago
seems obvious untill ya think about itahahahahahahahahahahahahahaRFB2
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RHP User
16 years ago
Tag....You IT.... RFB1....
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RHP User
16 years ago
can't win a trick todayahahahahahahahahahhahahahahahahaRFB1 got my number todayahahahahahahahahahahahahahRFB2
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RHP User
16 years ago
Um, guess that would be mean of me...seeing as how ur runnin on one less testicle..... The REAL RFB1....lol
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RHP User
16 years ago
Tried a trick one day, ended u pulling a hat out of a rabbit - boy was that thing pissed off.mooka, evidently the apprentice RFB lol
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RHP User
16 years ago
Nearly choked on my choccy then....naughty naughty mooka... aka...ARFB.
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RHP User
16 years ago
How could you choke on 'The Man' (yeah okay, ya got to think about it for a sec, it will eventually make sense lol)ARFB
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RHP User
16 years ago
what theahahahahahahahahahahahaRFB2
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RHP User
16 years ago
Still none the wiser....come on ARFB....if ya gunna bomb ya gotta at least go off with a bang...no thinkin required....lol RFB1.....
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RHP User
16 years ago
not even close, come on where is the legendary RFB nouse that I keep on hearing about lol
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RHP User
16 years ago
Righto....name...and SHAME....I dare ya!! hey earl....mooka's gotta earn his stripes eh?? RFB1....(loading up for the next round)
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RHP User
16 years ago
What is the other nickname of 'The Man' Mundine......choco or choccy righttsk tsk and you call yourself Number 1 RFB
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RHP User
16 years ago
Umahh....u just broke the cardinal rule of the RFB squad!! Not only did you challenge THE original and the best finger lickin Numero uno RFB'er...BUT you confused the hell outta number 1 and 2..... So assume the position for a very public flogging....'hands you some choccy'...here...suck on that....this could hurt.... Very firm...RFB1
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RHP User
16 years ago
RFB1 - put her in a round round and tell her to sit in a corner .... pmslThe apprentice learns fast
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RHP User
16 years ago
Mikle, well it will save on getting the leather seats cleaned anyway .. so ner back at ya lmao
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RHP User
16 years ago
Welcome home dahlink....look what mooka is doing! He's making fun of the RFB squadron leader....a crime punishable by long arduous hours of sucky sucky toes. RFB2's toes first...then Hubby's....then the remainder of the support crew...so there apprentice RFB...ner!!!!
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RHP User
16 years ago
If I, the venerable ARFB had a fetish of the feet, I would be on the Homeyped website, not here lol
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RHP User
16 years ago
Ooops...too late...that boat has already sailed...ahahahahaha 'RFB1 whistles as she flies out to refuel'
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RHP User
16 years ago
but i not squadron leader.bandits at ten oclock red leaderahahahahahahahaha RFB2
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RHP User
16 years ago
shitloads better machinery flyin over my backyard.hey ARFB, can ya get me a deal on a single seater with a jet.will stow passengers in the drop tanks in case they piss me off.mwahahhahahahahahahahahahaRFB2
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RHP User
16 years ago
Enough of the sillyness, time for some millitary education on ANZAC day.In the Vietnam war, we all are aware that tunnels were used extensively by the enemy. When these tunnels were first discovered, it was mainly up to the Australian Engineers to crawl into these tunnels and explore them. It was considered a very dangerous job and basically no one wanted to crawl in the tunnels or could cope crawling around for a day in such dark and confined spaces, with a high likely hood you would die in there. The US called these people ferrets, being Australians and liking our slang, the Engineers called themselves rats. The guys that did the work then created a moto and a badge for their uniform. The moto was 'Non gratum anus rodentum' meaning 'Not worth a rats arse.' Now it has entered or language as everyday slang.Here endith the lesson.Do I get a prize.
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RHP User
16 years ago
I really couldn't give 2 hoots about the rats arse or jacks shit Just bringin' in the half time oranges for the RFB's (and associates) Jx
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RHP User
16 years ago
Now for some history. Around 1800 a broadside, a song written to be handed out and sung in public, eg bars, was written about things you can do on a horse. A flying fuck is the term used for having sex whilst riding a horse. It was then changed to a more slang term in a 1920s play in America.
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RHP User
16 years ago
cheers OBS. glad to see OCHEALTH &SAFETY is finally on the jobi thinkin Lippies jumpin with out a suit if she whistling.can you sort that out for me as not my place to hassle the Red LeaderRFB2
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RHP User
16 years ago
Quoting 'mikle' My toe nails needed clipping anyway! Thank you OBS much appreciated. Hey Earl I got some white twopack paint left over from my car.. you want it.. will raise the value on that Lear jet ya got (make it invisible to radar and too shiny for the normal plebs to gaze apon) Oi you lot!! I propose, in my official capacity as the betrothed of squad leader, a motion that the RFB use silly british accents while there on duty ok? Looking for a second. Thank you this is all! Bandits at 12 oclock chaps. tally hois that better manahahahahahhahahahahahahahahahahahahaMookas gunna shoot meahahahahhahahahahahahahahaEarl
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RHP User
16 years ago
So you want a motion passed? Sounds like jack shit!!...lol Jx
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RHP User
16 years ago
Quoting 'mynameisearl2'cheers OBS. glad to see OCHEALTH &SAFETY is finally on the jobi thinkin Lippies jumpin with out a suit if she whistling.can you sort that out for me as not my place to hassle the Red LeaderRFB2 Glad I could be of assistance on this mission. Jx
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RHP User
16 years ago
jolly good show chapsEarl
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RHP User
16 years ago
this thead is going off old boy.jolly good show really.and only the squadron to thank for it chaps.Earl, tallyho
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RHP User
16 years ago
thought Fab96 would be hereas a potential squadron membermaybe i wrongahahahahahahahahahahahahaTallyho chaps RFB2
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RHP User
16 years ago
Sorry chaps I got lost on the jump over the channel. Ah hahahahahahaha!!!!!!!!! Oops can't remember old carry on movies. Oh am I RFB 4 or 5??????? I need another sortie Earl beat me on the last one. Haha hahahahaha. Fab RFB. ?????
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RHP User
16 years ago
the only chap awake in the country.oh well. someone has to see off those jerries, wot.ahahahahahahahahahahahahahhaahhahaaRFB2
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RHP User
16 years ago
Shit a brick!
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RHP User
16 years ago
Fockwulfes at 2 oclocktally ho chaps and good hunting.RFB2 roger
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RHP User
16 years ago
Isnt he the cousin of Mr Me_Off.....Jack Me_ Off...by any chance Leelee
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RHP User
16 years ago
its funny but seriously how can u have enough spare time & boredom to think up something like this... lol
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RHP User
16 years ago
I tried to post this last night but it didn't seem to be added to the thread.Given it was ANZAC day yesterday and the holiday today, it is appropriate to do the definition of rats arse.The term is considered to have been created by Australian Army Engineers in the Vietnam War.The enemy used tunnels quiet extensively. When these were first discovered, they needed men to go into the tunnels to see where they went and what was in them. It was a vey dangerous job in that you could be in them all day and not see day light, you could come across the enemy with no way to fight them or most likely they would be rigged up with traps to kill anyone looking around them. The US wanted men called ferrets to search them. The Australian Engineers were the main ones to do the work and didn't want to be called ferrets, so they called themselves Rats. They even created a moto and a uniform patch. The moto was 'Non gratum anus rodentum' meaning 'Not worth a rats arse.'Here endeth the lesson.
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RHP User
16 years ago
Now this one originates from a source more in line with RHP, maube you people out there might want to say if you have tried it or thought of trying it.The term was first printed around 1800 on song sheets around 1800. The sheets were called broardies (broard sheets). They were put up in public places as entertainment and for people to sing in public in places like taverns. The song was about acts or tricks you could do whilst riding a horse. The song includes a reference to having sex whilst riding a horse, the act being called a flying fuck. I remember seeing this done in the movie Chocolate.
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RHP User
16 years ago
Now this one originates from a source more in line with RHP, maube you people out there might want to say if you have tried it or thought of trying it.The term was first printed around 1800 on song sheets around 1800. The sheets were called broardies (broard sheets). They were put up in public places as entertainment and for people to sing in public in places like taverns. The song was about acts or tricks you could do whilst riding a horse. The song includes a reference to having sex whilst riding a horse, the act being called a flying fuck. I remember seeing this done in the movie Chocolate.
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RHP User
16 years ago
Well done chaps and chapettes! I enjoyed your witty repartee immensely! Jolly good show what! I take my hat off to you all, however as I am not wearing one, I'll take my lucky red knickers off instead... RFB1
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RHP User
16 years ago
Quoting 'thegardener68'Now for some history. Around 1800 a broadside, a song written to be handed out and sung in public, eg bars, was written about things you can do on a horse. A flying fuck is the term used for having sex whilst riding a horse. It was then changed to a more slang term in a 1920s play in America. Yet another stirling effort! enlightened RFB1....
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RHP User
16 years ago
Well im just glad you have no undies on.Hip Hip Horaaaay
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RHP User
16 years ago
Not sure where you got your intel....however your source is.... WRONG...may have change my knickers since our last raid however no stop overs or anyone running interference....much to my utter disappointment.... Reckon our next mission will to be over the skies of WA...cos this lil red baroness has needs all of her own!!!!!
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RHP User
16 years ago
just be carefull when you get that lil fucker triplane over Bully.sorry, meant to say Focker. the RAAF rule the skies over here.crap, there goes the crockery again.hohohohohohohohohohohohohoohohohohoho.bugger ole chaps. my catch phrase sounds Christmassyor just wrong with the silly British accent, what what.RFB2, roger, wilco and out.ahahahahahahhahahahaahahahaha
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RHP User
16 years ago
Well well well...what do we have here then? A sex site with no sex? No no no..that just won't do...call to arms lads! Crank up the fleet of fockers....arm yourselves with...erm...arms....and...pttptt ptt ptt..oh no...running out of fuel....ptt...ptt....red leader to blue leader....Im going down..ptt..ptttttttt....tell them ...pttt ptt....I love them...ptt...pttt..I see the white light blue leader ptt..ptt...its ...beautiful....pttpttttttt...this is red leader...pttt pttt....red leader....pttttppppttttt...out.... ----------------------------------------------------------------------------
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RHP User
16 years ago
seems the ole kites bought the biscuitBlue leader RFB2
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RHP User
16 years ago
'Dusts herself off' somewhat dazed and confused...but hey...I survived the big crash of '10. Gosh Im good...but not happy In fact..IM VERY ANGRY....Batton down the hatches for a rant...of epic proportion....(see spot run...see lots of spots run) A telecommunications provider who shall remain nameless (starts with O and ends in ptus) decided, after my talking to them for 2 hours that they cannot help fix the problem they caused and will take up to 48 hours to reconnect my mobile! Say what!!!!!? I'm attached to the damn thing! Up to 48 hrs with out my life support machine? You have got to be kidding!? This is not the first time you've done this so surely you've figured out how to fix it by now...!! 'no ma'am, we are sorry however we...'bla bla bla bla freekin BLA' Looks like its back to smoke signals or tin cans with strings attached (uhoh...see boys run...again) GRRRR!!!!!
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RHP User
16 years ago
Quoting 'Mynameonurlips' 'Dusts herself off' somewhat dazed and confused...but hey...I survived the big crash of '10. Gosh Im good...but not happy In fact..IM VERY ANGRY....Batton down the hatches for a rant...of epic proportion....(see spot run...see lots of spots run) A telecommunications provider who shall remain nameless (starts with O and ends in ptus) decided, after my talking to them for 2 hours that they cannot help fix the problem they caused and will take up to 48 hours to reconnect my mobile! Say what!!!!!? I'm attached to the damn thing! Up to 48 hrs with out my life support machine? You have got to be kidding!? This is not the first time you've done this so surely you've figured out how to fix it by now...!! 'no ma'am, we are sorry however we...'bla bla bla bla freekin BLA' Looks like its back to smoke signals or tin cans with strings attached (uhoh...see boys run...again) GRRRR!!!!! We could break out the emergency carrier pigeons.
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RHP User
16 years ago
AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHARFB2
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RHP User
16 years ago
I'll note them down along with some of the 'lies men tell women' 'ole kites bought the biscuit'......indeed!
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RHP User
16 years ago
Ok, you win. There goes my alternate provider tho. Define irony: Telecommunication giants who are inept at...communicating. They don't give a rats arse if you, the customer is in the right..they don't give a flying phuck cos at the end of the day there are a couple of million other consumers out there with fists full of dollars...begging for assistance to reach out and touch someone. Today 2nite...here I come....grrr
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RHP User
16 years ago
threaten with telecomunications ombudsman. response should be very quickas they all scared of that department.Earl, ex telecom.
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RHP User
16 years ago
Thanks for the tip fellow teamsters! Some little snot from the 'no idea dept' is scheduled to call me at 16.00, I am bunkered in and ready to take on enemy fire! RATTATAT....take that you son of hiroto-ptus!
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RHP User
16 years ago
Greetings mien liebling! Suffice to say I shall have a new phone by Tuesday....and humble in my victory!
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