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Who do you want for Xmas?
December 13 2011
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RHP User
14 years ago
Just make sure you read the instructions first. .Nothing worse then getting all those awesome boxes of pressies..... .Only to not know how to turn them on. .CheersRusty(Oh and Santa? I'll have what she's having)
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RHP User
14 years ago
Not on anyone's Christmas list this year..
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RHP User
14 years ago
I always wanted a remote control as a kid Was really pissy about all the barbies I'd get while my brothers got the cool stuff :POh and I'd ask for something a lil_bit_rusty, but I'm not sure I have time to give it a polish to bring it up good :P maybe I can get some help with that...?
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RHP User
14 years ago
1x MissSarahCurious. 1x MissKimmy 1x Peanut_Xo. 1x purplenight 1x star_girl83. 1x swt_hny 1x senorita_taby. 1x booty_babe And 1x sex_is_gym I have bettered the averages for myself and if I am mistaken because you have already told me that our worlds will not be colliding I am clearly sorry.....not really :)
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RHP User
14 years ago
Will be away working for Xmas. So all I want is to be home with family the most. If I can't have that then just a day filled with sex sex an more sex with anyone (just one not being greedy hehe) of the incredibly amazing an gorgeous ladies from RHP Merry Xmas everyone. Xxx
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RHP User
14 years ago
And here is the beauty... I am a self saucing pudding too. No batteries required.
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RHP User
14 years ago
Can I please have one rcflyer69 who will take me flying high up in the sky.. Mile high club anyone? xx Meeks
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RHP User
14 years ago
She is one hot chick and I am sure rides well. lol
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RHP User
14 years ago
I can't have of course
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RHP User
14 years ago
That's okay Bratz. I've been working on this patina a while now, polishing like crazy, trying to bring out the shine and lustre of the suit of armour underneath. Trying to have it befitting of a Sir (or a Lady). ..It's a work in progress and you really wouldn't want to unwrap this faded and tarnished item on Christmas morning. It'd be much better to receive something that has been lovingly restored, ready to be put to good use. ..Although if you, or others, are willing to help rub and polish...... Well you know what they say?.....Many hands........ feel very nice. .CheersRusty
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RHP User
14 years ago
You're making your listsHe's checking them twiceWe've got to find out who's naughty and nice.Santa Claus is cumming...
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RHP User
14 years ago
I've been good all year...Well most of the year...Ok, sometimes...Fuck it! I'll buy my own presents.
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RHP User
14 years ago
Quoting 'Bratzilla' I always wanted a remote control as a kid Was really pissy about all the barbies I'd get while my brothers got the cool stuff :POh and I'd ask for something a lil_bit_rusty, but I'm not sure I have time to give it a polish to bring it up good :P maybe I can get some help with that...? Well, I don't work by remote control, but I do have a joystick..That was bad, even for me!
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RHP User
14 years ago
Quoting 'Meeka100' Can I please have one rcflyer69 who will take me flying high up in the sky.. Mile high club anyone? xx Meeks As long as you don't mind George-the-Autopilot watching..
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RHP User
14 years ago
quite content, and my natural disposition is to give so..... i do make house calls. haha
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RHP User
14 years ago
THUNDER STORM
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RHP User
14 years ago
Oh, dear great one, for Christmas I would please love to have in my company... 88sexylegs88 avec_moi deanna_rose IDIGANAL Just4Fun9210 KHarper melbournecurves rufun4me2011 S3ductr3ss trynewthings10 YesPlease87 2_b_cheeky aclaire AlyceJane anizataylor69 chili_hoto07 eyecatcha sex_slave sexxfreakk I say all of the above because I bloody damn well deserve it! You know I do! Oh, and preferably delivered to my home on Christmas Eve because it makes sense to do so... ;)
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RHP User
14 years ago
Brizzyguy are you calling Rusty a queen? Of course it doesn't only have to be regulars ,sex_is_gym went and listed a heap obviously from his own travels on RHP, you can pick anyone at all that you want for Chrissy.
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RHP User
14 years ago
Grrrrr..... DGT!!!! That was supposed to be our little secret! And that's not what I meant about stuffing your stocking. I'm not gonna wear them! (DGT 2 - Rusty 1) .Btw DGT. Who's Chrissy? Surely she can pick for herself? .Mmmmm I can be greedy, just this once.... Along with the OP and her list I'd like to have;1x MissSarahCurious,1x Nudierudie2,1x goodgrlzsayplz,1x BoobaliciousFG,1x caitsidhe,1x kassmebits,1x Massive bed to fit us all on, and,Lots and lots of other naughty toys to keep us all entertained. Mmmmm Mmmm. Including me that makes a very nice dozen. (Soooo many more I'd like to add but you all know my posts are too long already. Besides I can make another list for NYE of my ambitions for 2012) .Hmmm I wonder if they can all be delivered on time for XXXmas morning?.CheersRusty
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RHP User
14 years ago
Quoting 'D_G_T' Brizzyguy are you calling Rusty a queen? Of course it doesn't only have to be regulars ,sex_is_gym went and listed a heap obviously from his own travels on RHP, you can pick anyone at all that you want for Chrissy. You mean I'm NOT a forum queen? Goddammit I know I haven't been posting much lately but was going to let you all have cake and everything!xx Sarah
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RHP User
14 years ago
You da queen of bootylicious right now MissSarahCutieAss
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RHP User
14 years ago
I'll take Mrs Clause Someone has got keep her warm and those elves are just not going to cut it. Plus I know some of you ladies on RHP will try to entice Santa on his journey and get extra brownie points for next year.
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RHP User
14 years ago
'bout Sarah's arse. .Did someone say cake? How about some pie?I mean, letting us all eat your pie sounds so much more appealing. .Xmas CheersRusty
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RHP User
14 years ago
'bout Sarah's arse. .Did someone say cake? How about some pie?I mean, letting us all eat your pie sounds so much more appealing than cake. .Xmas CheersRusty
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RHP User
14 years ago
Let it set for a while with a few layers of cake, cherries, custard and a bucketload of brandy first. This joke is a trifle unsteady..
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RHP User
14 years ago
'bout Sarah's arse. .Did someone say cake? .I'd much rather have some of your pie.... Please Miss? .Xmas CheersRusty
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RHP User
14 years ago
I second DGT's statement! As for "forum queens", I can't help it if my taste runs to "good with their mouth"... P. s. Santa, pls add 1xMissSarahCurious to my wishlist kthnxbai
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RHP User
14 years ago
1 x Lubeys4fun...........Come on Santa, pleeeease.............................
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RHP User
14 years ago
Mmmmm I can be naughty and greedy every Christmas because it's my birthday So we will turn Christmas eve into a sexational evening and wanting to turn the the chill factor up to enjoying one naughtychilli couple xmas eve Mmmmmmmmmmmm
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RHP User
14 years ago
I actually sang your answer Miss Sarah going to be stuck in my head all day now! . You forgot one Bratzy........good with our typing fingers too
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RHP User
14 years ago
I have good typing fingers! I have good muso's fingers, too! Strong and firm, or light and gentle, or any combination thereof..
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RHP User
14 years ago
Grrrr.... Damn technical glitches. ."Sorry, the page you are trying to view is no longer available", or something like that.Should've known that that really meant, "We have accepted your post and will now let you appear to be a stupid tool for posting the same thing multiple times with only slight variances in wording." .Unsure as to why my posts vary between 5min and 12hrs in being approved as well. It's like they're teasing me saying, "It's almost like instant posting but we still like to see you sweat it out sometimes." .Oh RHP Gods! How may I appease you and receive your divine blessings? A 'Season's Greetings' card with nice words written inside? Choccies? Wine? More naughty stories and racy pics? .Still, Sarah's arse and DGT's comment did deserve all three votes. (My joke only sounded worse each time though).CheersRusty(No whammies, no whammies, no whammies! this time)
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RHP User
14 years ago
Praise be the Gods of RHP. Thankyouthankyouthankyou.It's such a nice early Christmas present and I promise to look after it, be responsible and not force you to take it away from me for abusing it. .Three CheersRusty
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RHP User
14 years ago
ROFLIt seems that one of the RHP Deities is related to Hermes and Loki and has a twisted sense of humour. I like that. Just not when it's at my expense okay? .CheersRusty
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RHP User
14 years ago
Was farking funny Rusty
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RHP User
14 years ago
I want snow for christmas to feel a little bit like home :P
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RHP User
14 years ago
and I'll quip you reeaaalll good. .Glad you found me talking to myself funny DGT. You know I love making you smile with my big. throbbing, naughty......... MIND. .Looks like you're going to be busy come Christmas morning, flying all over the country, making XXXmas wishes cum true.May I suggest travelling light?A bit of strategically placed tinsel and ribbon oughta be enough. (If you're able to get fairy lights to shine out of your arse I'll be especially impressed) .CheersRusty7:18
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RHP User
14 years ago
two bisexual nymphomaniac gym bunnies please :) about 25 yrs old should do it.. oh, and both girls have to be kinky. Thanks Santa!
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RHP User
14 years ago
anything & everything santa will give me i been 'good' all year i promise hehehe :9
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RHP User
14 years ago
mindy19816, and that cute girl on the reception desk at workdefinitely been naughty this year - in a good way. does that count?
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RHP User
14 years ago
Aww that's not going to happen underlimit but seeing the way Sydney weather has been it could very well be raining. :(It just isn't Christmas day unless I go down to Sandshoes for a swim. xxMeeka
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RHP User
14 years ago
1 x ExploreFun 1 x Nicko75 1 x paulgf 1 x mal609 and 1 x Feelingcorny and plenty of time to enjoy them all. I don't ask for much.
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RHP User
14 years ago
i want it to poor down rain so i dont have to work,that would be good.dont want flooding rain just enough to cut the creek out the mine would be good but
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RHP User
14 years ago
Mmmmmmmmm thats easy, i wany JDEX for xmas . Yummmmo
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RHP User
14 years ago
Also, I second the request for snow!!!
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RHP User
14 years ago
Quoting 'Meeka100'And here is the beauty... I am a self saucing pudding too. No batteries required. But i think you are more of a self saucing cherry pie Meeks *licking my lips emoticon*
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RHP User
14 years ago
Money to fall from the sky, so we can then pay for every RHPr who wants to come to Fiji with me and take over an island for a couple weeks. Having everything there that our little sexy hearts desire, i'd be happy to organise everything hehe (I am allowed to think big aren't i?)
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RHP User
14 years ago
got my Xmas gift early......woohoo!
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RHP User
14 years ago
why not _111 would be nice..but i have to wait...
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RHP User
14 years ago
any female thats willing to have me lol...oh forgot im working xmas day grrr
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RHP User
14 years ago
I want someone to make sensual passionate love to me for a whole weekend and be holed up in a luxury hotel for room service and spa bath etc.
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RHP User
14 years ago
Quoting 'wowwow11'THUNDER STORM Would you like that in a teacup? Or do you mean the real one - lots of banging noises, flashing lights, scared faces, screams, oohs & aahs and a complete drenching?? Lou
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RHP User
14 years ago
Quoting 'rcflyer69'Not on anyone's Christmas list this year.. I have an opening for you...my Christmas list, now where did I put that??? Lou
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RHP User
14 years ago
Um.. Krissy? With you now bent over like that you've got my other head doing all the thinking. If we were to deal with the distraction then maybe I can come up with something good for you. .*Sighs*Another one that only wants me for my mind.I feel so objectified."Hello, I do have a cock here too people." .Perhaps I could send you a little doll of myself for Xmas?You know, one where you pull the rope tight and it comes out with a witty/silly line. .CheersRusty
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RHP User
14 years ago
Shoetree109 wrapped up in a big red bow
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RHP User
14 years ago
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RHP User
14 years ago
geturroxyoff and fionabeegone but not forgotten
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RHP User
14 years ago
ON TOP OF MY CHRISTMAS LIST IS ........... kassmebits
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RHP User
14 years ago
is to survive the 3500km road trip back to NSW with my mother, no huge wet patches... in the road.... and a hot bloke in my santa stocking... gee thats a bit suggestive.... I think I've definately been put on a naughty list this year, despite the fact I am very, very good!
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RHP User
14 years ago
but my damn list gets longer with every post! :P
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RHP User
14 years ago
Oh Jensta................................. And here i was thniking I was at the top of your Christmas list But hey....................... I'm willing to join you and kassmebits
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RHP User
14 years ago
Be Happy Wicked-Lester, Your on my list... You Know that... Fuck you have a hot Butt, Just want to roll you over, babe! Licking my lips, kisses with tongue.... xxx
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RHP User
14 years ago
You can't have me :P NYER!!!! (late comeback, I know, but couldn't resist ;D
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RHP User
14 years ago
right ? lol we may just need to work on this then we can start with tequila and dimple.......s
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RHP User
14 years ago
Every single dominant guy and chick and subbie girl i can think of.......and stalky with that box of mango's and bottle of baby oil...................sheeeesshhh! I can't get that off my mind! Oh i can never pass up my lovely sydneyboy3au.....i do have a soft spot for him....actually i'm just one big melting moment for dat boi.....nom..nommmy. nom... aaah syd, i do miss ya xoxo goodgrl
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RHP User
14 years ago
Well. *taps foot* Come on then. *taps desk* I'm waiting. *taps DGT* ;D lol
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RHP User
14 years ago
did you just 'tap that' ?
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RHP User
14 years ago
I'm DA MAN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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RHP User
14 years ago
Easytigerrr, gorgeous man.KD7884. fuck he's hot.Teezn4,Fresh_fun_79.Im not greedy, i will stop there
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RHP User
14 years ago
Quoting; BoobaliciousFG "I want ... Money to fall from the sky, so we can then pay for every RHPr who wants to come to Fiji with me and take over an island for a couple weeks. Having everything there that our little sexy hearts desire, i'd be happy to organise everything hehe" (I am allowed to think big aren't i?) Oh, Booba, may I please come too? I wanna be there so I can f**k like a champion to every woman I so desire to my heart's content until I pass out... and then I'll do it all over again! I bloody well deserve to be there! Yeah, baby!
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RHP User
14 years ago
Sheesh, can't catch a break can I!I want...I am going to have to be very very good to get everyone I want :Pxx Aramis
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RHP User
14 years ago
It would be nice to have deliteme2 nicely wrapped under the tree!!Yammi!
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RHP User
14 years ago
Very, very good Particularly in flouro fishnets, hey xxx Porthos
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RHP User
14 years ago
This right question would be who want me as a Christmas gift?
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RHP User
14 years ago
i really want is another chance to catch the one that got away gingekat oh gingekat ur my shining star
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RHP User
14 years ago
Not one! Screw you, Santa, I'm gonna be bad if you're going to be like that about it :P
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RHP User
14 years ago
He secretly likes it when you're bad Bratzy
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RHP User
14 years ago
Quoting 'rcflyer69' Quoting 'Meeka100' Can I please have one rcflyer69 who will take me flying high up in the sky.. Mile high club anyone? xx Meeks As long as you don't mind George-the-Autopilot watching.. But who is giving George the blowjob? For our younger members thats a reference to the movie Flying High
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RHP User
14 years ago
The 2 I want soooooo bad, live sooooo far away. When they read this they will probally know who they are. I know one will be wondering if it is her, and the other has already said they want a piece of us so she will know I mean her.. To the one who thinks it may be her.. want to have a stab ??? lol You'll probally say nothing caus ur not sure.. hehe
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