RHP

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Who am I?

January 04 2013

When was the last time you read your own profile?I've just noticed a bunch of my mates have done profile updates. Clearly making changes that reflect extra kilos, recent acne outbreaks and new a addiction to LEGO collecting. I admire their honesty and love them all.But is made me wonder, what lies have I told in mine? Nobody likes stale old lies. We must keep them fresh and young.So I clicked away and had a read about my self. Was I still the man I thought I was?When was the last time you looked at what you'd written about your self and did you like you?

Comments

  • Paradisepair

    Paradisepair

    13 years ago

    And revisit to tweak at least once a month. We're somewhat sure that it paints an accurate picture. I'd like to add more pics though.

  • RHP

    RHP User

    13 years ago

    In fact, I just looked at it the other day. Like my profile name, it gets changed on a whim to suit whatever I feel like putting in at the time. It gets about the same number of views regardless of what's there, and the same number of flirts and messages. Good enough for me.....for now.

  • RHP

    RHP User

    13 years ago

    we regularly update ours...adding things and removing others...its a work in progress....much like ourselves...constantly changing and adapting...

  • RHP

    RHP User

    13 years ago

    I did not see you had..It seems everyone is at it.. Bloody rabbits..Funny thing is, doing this prompted me to edit mine.. I've decided to call my self athletic again.. Huzzar!!

  • RHP

    RHP User

    13 years ago

    ... just took a look at the profile; boring as bat shit (as intended!) And yet the messages still keep a coming! What's a girl gotta do ... KK

  • RHP

    RHP User

    13 years ago

    ... just to clarify - I was referring to my own profile LRE (and definitely not yours!).

  • RHP

    RHP User

    13 years ago

    Reflects more of my personality rather than my boobs. Might change it back though ... Hard to take a good selfie of them and get the angle right ... I always end up making them look ginormous ...

  • RHP

    RHP User

    13 years ago

    I like adding new pics on a regular basis. Also, my profile stated I'd be unavailable until after the fireworks. Well... I'm baahaack!

  • Cheekyarses

    Cheekyarses

    13 years ago

    I like added new pics on a regular basis n I am going to update our profile today!!

  • Cheekyarses

    Cheekyarses

    13 years ago

    Although I will not add about my Lego collection - that's way too personal! But as you said 'you like their honesty' lol

  • RHP

    RHP User

    13 years ago

    Quoting 'Ms_Devious' I like adding new pics on a regular basis. Also, my profile stated I'd be unavailable until after the fireworks. Well... I'm baahaack!       we should talk.   moohahahaha

  • RHP

    RHP User

    13 years ago

    I do like to update my profile on a regular basis. I take a look at it every few weeks and usually know exactly what it says in there. Would love to upload some new pics too, but somehow that doesn't work anymore from my tablet.... argh... and if I upload pics from my phone it mysteriously turns them around 90degrees to the side....

  • RHP

    RHP User

    13 years ago

    Why fix something that's not broken?   Oooh that's right, no dates probably means it's broken

  • RHP

    RHP User

    13 years ago

    @paintme.. boobs are all well and good... But it's your thighs in that pic that give me flutters dear.@awsomedebs.. RHP uses ISS as it's server. A Microsoft Product and difficult to use. It's my guess some poor geek is out the back trying to get the script that handles your pics working properly (along with all the other things on this site that are clunky)..And People.. Profiles are not just pictures.. Or have a read that wrong in other posts?~rolls eyes~

  • RHP

    RHP User

    13 years ago

    I just like the RV's on here

  • RHP

    RHP User

    13 years ago

    I change my mind on a daily basis about that.My profile is the quintessential me,perhaps. One friend here suggested that I am like an armadillo,another that I am not slutty enough. I think we are all chameleons,responding to others perception of whatever persona we are showing at the time

  • RHP

    RHP User

    13 years ago

    Totally agree - never know which paintme you'll get on any particular day. *shrugs* oh we'll, it is the artists temperament Enjoy the ride or please kindly exit to the left ...- Posted from rhpmobile

  • RHP

    RHP User

    13 years ago

    Can someone relocate that apostrophe? I swear it has legs...- Posted from rhpmobile

  • RHP

    RHP User

    13 years ago

    Well you got me thinking so into the bathroom I went with Iphone As I am at the other end of the camera most days , I hate getting my picture taken   anyhowwwwwwwwwwwwwwww   I took a few a minute ago, waiting for approval and the plumber to come fix my gas. I have had cold shower and have frizzy hair so look a treat!   profile is nothing to change as nothing changed for me at the moment. dispite my best efforts not meeting new hot studs, damit! just say nooooooooooooo TR   but some are just like candy, how can I resist! maybe I will get a nice boy to come clean my dirty bathroom mirror   I am what I am, at the moment that could change in a flash! and you are just like you say in your profile in real life LRE except you left out kind and considerate and a sweetie   now where is that plumber and I am feeling a tad horney sooooooo me, a tradie alone in the house   hummmmmmmmmmmmmmm

  • RHP

    RHP User

    13 years ago

    ... profile says I am 53??? I'm actually 51 - emmm maybe my phone doesn't like me :-( I'm not here to attract a play mate so not into the self promotion but I speak the truth nevertheless.

  • On_Safari

    On_Safari

    13 years ago

    My essay is pretty spot on. Can't bullshit most of the bullshitters here anyway. Might as well be quintessentially me....nice pix Ms Tuscan, be gentle with the your tradie.

  • RHP

    RHP User

    13 years ago

    Quoting 'On_Safari'My essay is pretty spot on. Can't bullshit most of the bullshitters here anyway. Might as well be quintessentially me....nice pix Ms Tuscan, be gentle with the your tradie. I tried to stay calm, his voice was so sexy and then along came a hot man I thought my god, and if he gave any indication I would have jumped all over him but he came back and ask me for my card..hmmm and he only charged me 50 bucks instead of 150 bucks so who knows   he may want me to clean out his pipes the next visit..just going outside to blow out the pilot light again...

  • RHP

    RHP User

    13 years ago

    I had an odd one today just now.   A couples profile sent me a message invite to a swingers down in Mandurah I am thinking ok, couples not on my profile but hey what a nice invite and I might just go do some networking and hand out my cards, make a few friends what the heck   Was going to bring a female friend, so ask if that was ok Sure more the merrier I was told   Then my female friend could not make it so I ask if I could bring a male with me They said no, the owner of the apartment said no, it was to crowded as it is..ok so a person with a cock must take up more room? then   I get a message half hour before I am due to go there, just getting dressed and yep Its a you cant come either? seems I must have put on a few kilo as well between the invite and the now you cant come... I have no idea wtf, first time someone hunted me out to ask me to a swingers and changed their mind. I rang the guy, and I think my ear is now full of bullshit   I smell a rat here. may have been a fake profile...ohhh dear I got caught! Though he did give me the address , and it would have been bloody embarrassing to turn up there with my panties in my purse!   I think I dodged a bullet on that one. Now where are my cards that say. “you are on my shit list” maybe I should go over to the marina now and find some dude with his cock in his hand typing up a storm. and stick it on his stupid head.

  • RHP

    RHP User

    13 years ago

    Just about everytime i log in i ask myself "who am i?" And why am i on here again??!! Im not at all interested in discussing a lot of the boring shit that gets posted on these forums. And i am yet to meet someone here who i have connected with to a point where we both want to meet each other for more than a quick, meaningless shag. Despite making it blatantly obvious on my profile that i dont sleep around with just anybody, i still constantly get messages asking to meet up immediately! So its worth taking the time to actually pay attention to peoples profiles. Thats my rant for today. Anyway....just stay true and be honest.....most women can read through guys bullshit from a mile away.

  • RHP

    RHP User

    13 years ago

    Very philosophical. But you know what? There are loads of folk here who think exactly like you do.Just ignore the flotsam and look for the interesting bits of wood.

  • RHP

    RHP User

    13 years ago

    Last time I edited the profile was the day before yesterday, just updated it to say I'll be overseas until the end of January. Actually heading off on Thursday but I'll be flat out organising money exchange, packing and mobile phone issues to actually meet anyone between today and Thursday evening. As for the other wording in the profile to describe myself - I essentially don't think I've drastically changed in the last three-quarters of a year that I've been on here, interests/occupation/personality-wise. I do try and keep my photos relatively recent however.

  • RHP

    RHP User

    13 years ago

    tweak my profile every now and then and did so just yesterday.I like to update photos as I get bored looking at the same ones - which makes sense as I'm a Photographer.I can be sarcastic and a complete smart arse, but more importantly I'm honest, have integrity and wear my heart on my sleeve.All in all, I like who I am, it's taken me 40 odd years, but I do.