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Where have you left your adult toys before

May 15 2010

Well its a bit of a story but it was a classic moment,we brought a new bedroom suite a while ago.We put it all together and my partner put our socks and underwear in the side draws,i noticed that the side draws were a slightly different varnish than the rest of the set so we rang the lady who sold it to us and she said she would bring another couple of side draws out and if the varnish matched that we could swap them,well she brought them out and they were a better match than the oringinal ones we had. Later that night i had a shower and went to put my underwear on and there was none in the draws,i said to my wife,"where are all my socks and jocks",this look of shock all of a sudden came across her face,she forgot to take them out of the draws that the lady had taken back,but thats not all that was in the draws,she had also put all her adult toys in there. The next morning the phone rang and yes it was the lady from the store,i think we have some of you belonging here she said,and then said,"i have taken them out and put them in a bag for you if you would like to come and pick them up". My wife reckons she walked into that shop with her head down and every storeman,sales person and office staff were all behind the desk to see the girl who belonged to the toys. Hope this has given you a smile as i still laugh years later.

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16 years ago

I bet they all had a good laugh!...Hope you don't/didn't live in a small community.Whats got me though is how come you didn't go pick up the err mia toys?Cheers Nev

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16 years ago

Years ago a partner and I had taken heaps of naughty pics, So many we had them in a photo album (talking years and years ago). Anyway I used to hide the album under a chest of drawers. Our house was getting painted inside and the painters had keys to let themselves in. You guessed it. I came home from work just as they were leaving. They were so friendly and nice.....or so I thought until I walked into the bedroom and saw the album sitting on top of the dresser. And...............now I'm wondering where that album is today. Shit

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16 years ago

I once went through security at Sydney District Court with a playbag that included a sizeable dildo, a couple of vibes, heaps of batteries, and a tube of lube, all of which was in my briefcase. It had to go through the security x-ray machines. I walked through and no one said anything. Makes me wonder what weird and wonderful things the x-ray people see in peoples bags.

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16 years ago

My exgirlfriend and I were retuning home from Europe one year and got stopped at customs because they couldn't make out a few items in our suitcase. It was the large vibrator and mini vibrator that I'd bought for her. With many mumbled whispers, we were finally able to tell the woman at customs what the items were.

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16 years ago

Several years ago my then partner & I were visiting a very Strict Muslim Island where she basically had to cover up most of the time we were out. We had a fantastic bungalow on a hillside overlooking a beautiful bay in a rainforest and when we moved on she left a big Dildo and some anal beads in the bathroom ... she wanted them back but was far too embarrassed to go back the hotel when we returned to the island several days later ..

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16 years ago

Yes , a Lady"s worst nightmare, the call was over the airport speaker system, could Mss >????? please report to security. " Do you have an alarm clock or battery shaver in your case Madam??" NO - Could you please check as there is a vibrating sound that has been detected within your case? After much rummaging around within the case the offending Vibe was turned off & nickers & bras returned to case with a couple of smirking security guys looking on. >>>>>

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16 years ago

One morning I got up from a wonderful sleep in, looking for some toys which were brought out the night before with a partner and I found all but one which I thought maybe I hadn't used after all. As I progressed to walk downstairs I could hear a buzzing sound and yes, there she was......my 4 year old walking up the stairs with a vibrator watching it intensely with great fascination as it vibrated and swirled around in her little hands. I swiftly removed it from her hands (after a slight tug -o -war) and without saying a word I quickly put it back where it belonged in my room. I realised she must have snuck into my room whilst I was asleep and had found it and taken it away.I found this all to be quite amusing and was SO relieved it was only a 4 year old that found it, who knew no different. I proceeded to have a little chuckle to myself as I walked back downstairs which suddenly turned into a gasp and look of horror on my face when I saw the nanny sitting on the lounge with an amused look on her face. I swiftly walked past said good morning and proceeded to make breakfast...once over the initial embarassment I thought about how hilarious that story would be for the young Swiss nanny to tell when she returned home eventually. I guess thats Karma probably for the times I have raided the kids toys when low on batteries.....shame on me!! Oh yes ....they are now under lock and key from now on.

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16 years ago

The ex also left the Hummer (8" spinning pulsating vibrating thingy with a clit bunny on it) sitting on the bathroom bench when the plumber came over to fix the sink.Random

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16 years ago

It was during the week had just finished a session with a play friend that had revolved around the lounge room in our house. I received a call from the cleaner saying " Hey Brae is it cool for me to come around now" ...... " Ummmmm sure Sue can you give me 10 " ?? Quickly we both cleaned up and left. Ahhh but what I did forget was the delightful riding crop in the lounge room, I had been using. Oooooopppps tore back to the house ..... Damm she is alreadyarrived to clean, so I took off again not wanting to walk in and pick it up in front of her. I arrive home to find my ironing done folded and on my bed with my riding crop taking pride of place on the top ! I tried for the next few weeks to put it in the kids toy box , on top of it etc ...... hoping she'd think it was thiers .... NOPE each time back in my room on my bed! Oh and I cant tell you how many times she's found my partners vibe and lube ...... Brae

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