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Where did I leave my wallet?
February 13 2010
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RHP User
16 years ago
and....btw married women (werd) way to go...get your partner to spring for a lame dvd, bang his brains out..and relieve him of his wallet... Happy shopping for V day ladies!!
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RHP User
16 years ago
I cant shop for a gift now. :( Stalky
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RHP User
16 years ago
has a silver liningahahahahahahahahahatight fisted Earl.
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RHP User
16 years ago
AHA...inspector clouseau aka myname is on the case... I do believe your initial post is nothing but a red herring a rouse if you will! Stalky you cheap blonde curly coiffed, muscly legged pillow banger! You wallet is not MIA...just hidden until V day is nothing but a memory.... I will leave this quote as my parting gift for the both of you stingy men!! 'Anonymity is a virtue. Every fool knows thar. Anonymity's next to cleanliness and I don't have to tell you what that's next to' Anna incognito if (typeof afc_data == "undefined") { afc_data = new Object(); } afc_data["MIDDLE_CENTER"] = { channel: "intl1-channel", client: "ca-amazon-imdb-test_js", title: "Sponsored Links", help: "What's This?", hints: "" }; generic.on_document_ready(function(){ generic.load_when_visible("sponsored_links_afc_div_MIDDLE_CENTER", function(){ jQuery("#sponsored_links_afc_iframe_MIDDLE_CENTER").get(0).contentWindow.location.replace("/images/a/ifb/google_afc.html#key:MIDDLE_CENTER"); }); });
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RHP User
16 years ago
WTF is that all about??......Yikes
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RHP User
16 years ago
I left my favourite top at a failed bonking experience a few weeks back...somewhere in the inner western suburbs....I WANT IT BACK!!!! Yeah I know, has nothing to do with your wallet but hey...it is my FAVOURITE top..whats a girl to do??????
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RHP User
16 years ago
Your computer .. how long since you did a virus check.. :-0 Your missing shirt.... OK... I'm not going to ask how you got home on the public transport system topless... but I am just picturing the mindstate you must have been to run out of there and all the way home without it... hehe.. Did Miss Anna Avocado finally discover the one cock to beat them all.. then rush home to write it up for Stalky on RHP, leaving her top behind??? Or was it so delightfully big, so huge, so completely engorged, that Miss GI J retreated to safer quarters, taking only what she was still wearing... a pair of ballet slippers, some delightful leg warmers and a tutu? I guess we will never know... but I can well imagine. Bottoms up Stalkyboy
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RHP User
16 years ago
The reason I am on line atm is because I went back to teh video shop, the chinese restaurant, I've re-checked the car, my pockts, the kitchen, lounge, bedroom, office, ensuite and bathroom... I even checked my wife's handbag... found some things I've been looking for for months... my tweezers, the spare key to the motorbike (wtf), my favourite pair of her underwear... ahem... washed goddammitall.. why'd she have to go and ruin them.. but NO wallet. HUgs Stalky
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RHP User
16 years ago
Hi Stalky It would be very frustrating losing your wallet. I have lost mine under the car seat and also in the car door pocket. Since joining RHP I've lost several pairs of knickers...the expensive kind ! Seems like I go to play meets and the guys want souvenirs of their experience ! FFS should I open my own store...Saturn Souvenirs ? I asked a guy who took a pair to return them and he said he couldn't because he'd started to wear them to bed and they were stretched and would be too big for me ! Whats worse is that they to take them after I"ve worn them... that idea really sends shivers down my spine. I have images of my knickers being stored around Melbourne and eventually people start noticing a weird smell !!! For those guys who have a pair of my knickers...please wash them ! I think I got off your topic Stalky ! Hugs, Miss Saturn
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RHP User
16 years ago
stalky after you left the video store...you took the long way home you left your wallet in my room on the bedside table hahaha roxy xxx
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RHP User
16 years ago
If I find it I will let you know!!Most frustrating, annoying and a little scary. It will either turn up in the most unlikely place once you cancel or the cardsGood luckHermes
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RHP User
16 years ago
Me in a tutu? EEK!!...ep of Dawn French in Vic of Dib comes to mind No, No, No! Doesn't everyone take a spare top just in case?? But you are right...I was in a hurry to get the heck outta there just in case I had to do an emergency lobotomy on my now infamous FBE victim. To make matters worse...this is my 'lucky top'!! I want it ...I NEED it...so...you..yes YOU..you know who you are....gimme back my top or...or...I'll tell Stalky you have his wallet.... ps: Stalky, I'll do my psychic Medium impersonation thingy and see whether I get any vibrations....
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RHP User
16 years ago
...of having to ask your wife for a few bucks to buy her V day present :P I wonder if she knows where it is ;P Jx
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RHP User
16 years ago
next lovely person you chat to on rhp asks,"So, what are you looking for on here?..."You can say,"My bleeding wallet !!....Have ya seen it?..."roflmaojose......hehe
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RHP User
16 years ago
what the fuck you doing in bullsbrook man. i know the neighbours wifes a hotty butfuck man, what a hike. was closing the barb wire gates and was in their driveway.hats off to ya for resoursefulness buddy. ahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaEarl
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RHP User
16 years ago
Oh thank gawd for that! My lover found my wallet. It was located in the corner in my office behind teh breifcase underneath a box contaqining 1996 tax returns. How on earth did it get there??? Fortunately, I had enough time to rush to Woolworths and buy a valentine's day present. Sigh. Listen, I'd like to thank you all, the genuine ones, who really did try to help me find my wallet... and the rest of you.. yes you... the cynical one brandishing the psychic abilities... did you get your top back? Bottoms up Stalkyboy
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RHP User
16 years ago
I raced to my pc this morning to get the lastest updates on your MIA wallet! It is with genuine relief that only a nurturer like me can muster that I read your lover had located the missing item! Ah, now all is right in the world, Stalky and his precious cow hide will never be parted again! No happy endings for me Im afraid....my lucky top is probably lying in some miserable boohickie's garbage bin in Marrickville. Will I ever get lucky again? 'wails' just add sooki lala to nurturer
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