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Where are all the sensual articulate men ?
November 17 2013
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him_and_me
12 years ago
The gauntlet has been thrown boys, who's going to step up with the first properly constructed joke?? lilim - there are some lovely guys in here. Maybe read the In Support of Men thread (if you haven't already) to help you find some of them. x Me
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RHP User
12 years ago
Here's the thing... . A woman says hi..... A man sees boobs.... A woman says respect me.... A man sees boobs.... A man says....nothing as he can't see past the boobs...... Of course.....I can only speak for myself :p- Posted from rhpmobile
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RHP User
12 years ago
will be along shortly.FOXY
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RHP User
12 years ago
Can you write that so us dumb guys can get the meaning? Haha Not all that bad and even married funny guys sometimes allowed to play. Maybe it's the state you live in all the great guys in w.a? Wait for the bashing;-)- Posted from rhpmobile
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RHP User
12 years ago
Trouble is that the last time I tried mental foreplay I was called a dickhead.Not sure if your second proposition is that there is something funny about married men or that marriage is so dire that the most lugubrious of chaps start desperately making jokes.Why on earth anyone would expect us to be funny when we have to keep a straight face when we claim that a scrotum is a graceful piece of anatomy is beyond me.But the most sexist, unfair, asymmetrical aspect of this whole 'funny' business is that it is a lot easier for women to laugh because, due to the international women's fun committee, they get the nitrous oxide when babies arrive and men don't.Men spend all that time, and about 95 per cent of our cognitive capacity, assembling semen; 'let's see, a little more zinc this time and don't forget to test for viscosity..'. Terribly difficult. My cousin got it wrong and made 8 litres of laksa-flavoured yoghurt by mistake. Then we have to generate erections. A diabolically difficult task, requiring close attention to which vein gets engorged to what extent and in what order. Otherwise it might stiffien in a 'U' shape and stab us in the stomach and lacerate the spleen. Not to mention all that trouble about what an inch is, and whether we are using imperial inches or metric ones. Not to mention having to cound to six or seven or eight. Not easy counting while one is breathing.Then of course, we have to have sex and smile while we are doing it. God. While the State of Origin is on.And all the woman does is tote the thing around for 9 months and then drop it on a table or into someone's hands and they get all this laughing gas. Jesus. I mean I carried a pack of Minties in my car for 9 months once and dropped them in the bin and no one said 'here you are Mr Road, have a little chuckle'.I wanted to be articulate, so I looked it up, and it means joined together like an articulated truck. So I glued my dick to my elbow. Now that was funny.
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RHP User
12 years ago
you are indeed articulated
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RHP User
12 years ago
Thank you. I must now get the chux and clean the coffee from my keyboard. OP, there are oodles of doodles and a glut of butts here. Every now and then, the treasure is a pleasure.Keep looking and enjoy!
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RHP User
12 years ago
Be patient... and turn your filter up to FULL.The reality of sites such is this, is that they use the lure of "easy sex" via advertising on porn sites and lonely late night TV shows.Its highly likely that many of these guys struggle with women beyond the site because they hold the same poor attitude you have been frustrated by.... and they believe that sites such as this can allow them to bypass the usual processes that women use to evaluate a mans suitability.And they quickly find out how wrong that belief is.Some learn, some dont.My advice to you is simply to be patient, know exactly what you want, what you wont tolerate...... and dont rely on this site alone for your sexual expression.DG
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RHP User
12 years ago
Foxy, you're a hoot! And mr KotR, sublime... Did you just come up with that?? Lol. Op, there's gold in them thare hills, you just gotta dig a little to get to it. I've met a number of smart, funny, articulate and sexy men and women on this site in the year I've been here. Have an effective sieve is my advice.
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Cheekyarses
12 years ago
Oh where oh where have the smart ppl gone.... Oh where oh where could they be.....??I know there are some extremely intelligent people on rhp and I have been lucky enough to have met them... But a beautiful mind is very sexual to me...I married a very intelligent man, and I am still in ore of his ability to know things and understand things....
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RHP User
12 years ago
thanks KotR for introducing me a new word today (lugubrious)
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RHP User
12 years ago
OB, surely i don't have to point out to you that not all smart people are necessarily articulate do i ? And, i'm sure you are correct in your geographical assumption of male population distribution.Buying my ticket to WA as i type
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RHP User
12 years ago
Maybe just maybe you are over reading the words from man ? Most of us guys here can hold a decent conversation without expectations :) most of us guys here are real life people and maybe just maybe look better in real life then pics alone...
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RHP User
12 years ago
KotR, your spleen is up near your left nipple!!!! I don't think the OP is alone in her thinking here, its a common gripe on RHP. The fact is when something stirs below the belt in a man, its been scientifically proven that his IQ drops. The biological function of such allows for the loss of inhibiting factors that would otherwise get in the way of increasing the chance of reproduction of our species. RHP specifically does not support this common knowledge by providing a caveman emoticon for us to use when the only word I can think of for expressing myself is 'Uggh'. To stay on topic though, I think DG has nailed the OPs point quite constructively.
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RHP User
12 years ago
Q. And where the hell are all the sensual, articulate and funny guys, i just hope they aren't all married.A. You can hope ... or you can accept we've been chosen for marriage for a reason ... it is a real shame you girls seem more interested in "honouring" projected moralities and "ownership" claims of women you've never met over the men you seek rather than pursuing what you want with equivalent vigor.Bit like looking for a beautiful sex goddess who knows all the right moves but remains a virgin ... it's called an oxymoron.The misuse of the imbalance of power the females enjoy here has all the hallmarks of a great Shakespearean tragedy.
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RHP User
12 years ago
Mind mining? lol- Posted from rhpmobile
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Tall74nHard9
12 years ago
Must say ol' chap - well constructed bit o' commentary. You obviously have too much time on your hands, to type out all that. You should be out chasing some ladies rather than waiting here. Cheers, Tall
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RHP User
12 years ago
We get scared off,because the actions of others.....Because men here are seen as rude , horny, mindless individuals ,the good guys have gone into hiding! This is one of the main reasons i did not renew my membership, and don't contact women with mail any more.I gave up
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RHP User
12 years ago
Quoting 'Mischeviouslad' Mind mining? lol- Posted from rhpmobile or Nit Picking?
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madotara69
12 years ago
DG, I have a very serious question that needs to be asked.Why is it that Foxy only needs to call out to you once, for an appearance. Yet the rest of us have to call out to you three times?Mado
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RHP User
12 years ago
Are you kidding? Most women want a man to be available during the evenings, we like to contact them at any time without restrictions, we would like them to be available when we are both horny.... Attached men just don't fit the bill. Also, you guys often come with baggage. Seriously, give me one good reason why a woman would actively seek an attached man? Unless its their fetish for sneaking around.
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RHP User
12 years ago
Well you guys better educate your little head a little better hadn't you? :P
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RHP User
12 years ago
Well said Meeka, you beat me to it
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RHP User
12 years ago
Warning, still not entirely convinced i can read too much into a seven word sentence. And, i am convinced that i did not mention pics anywhere in this thread, maybe in my profile, but not here. My questions were made in a light hearted way, try not to read too much into them, wouldn't want to confuse you poor guys out there
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sungf1t
12 years ago
We are around...it's just when you have read 199 emails that tell you 199 ways of how you gona be pounded... That 200th usually just gets deleted or lost in web... It's a tuff life lol
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RHP User
12 years ago
DG, i whole heartedly agree with pretty much everything you type. i gave up putting special rugs down for knuckle draggers years ago keep the comments coming !
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RHP User
12 years ago
Madonna, you pay more attention to it than I do.... :-) I'm more interested in knowing if the crap Alius just wrote is what he really thinks! ;-) .... lol- Posted from rhpmobile
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RHP User
12 years ago
We are here and in numbers! But, alas, since we are often more mature, don't have a six pack, don't have a gigantic penis as a profile pic, we don't get past the first skim of unopened emails and consigned to the deleted box. And I can understand it, I have undoubtedly done the same - actually no, I have read every email sent to me, but if the woman doesn't have a profile photo it won't get a reply. The problem with this, and even vanilla dating sites that unless there is something in the main profile picture to capture some interest, especially if you have a few years under your belt, you won't get a look in. Mooka
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On_Safari
12 years ago
Come over ere and I'll give ya a kiss. Men like you are in a calibre entirely of your own!! Lilim you keep complimenting DG like that and I'm sure his head will explode, 💣 brains everywhere; very unsightly!!! But yes overall it seems seduction and the ability to "stroke the imagination" as the main part of foreplay (before the real deal) are a dying art. Unless you're Random Agent the it's that rough, handsome, badboy attitude that sux you in. I dated a guy very much like you RA believe it or not, (smiling broadly, eyes glittering) he used to take me karaoke-ing; which if you knew him was amazing in itself!!! He was for all his dangerous reputation a very likeable chap, but shit in the sack. Just sayin'. I still thought he was fun.- Posted from rhpmobile
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On_Safari
12 years ago
By making me get up and sing in public. And it was kinda fun going everywhere and not paying for anything. I always felt safe with him, even in situations where, had I been with someone else; I wasn't. He even made my mum giggle and blush like a girl the day he tipped his hat at her. Lol- Posted from rhpmobile
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RHP User
12 years ago
Is that because he's in your seat and you want it back?? :p- Posted from rhpmobile
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RHP User
12 years ago
a woman's reluctance to choose a married man may have little to do with conventional morality...as meeka said,availability etc are important considerations.... and then eventually the guilt kicks in,or nsa becomes sticky strings...and if the man is not in an open relationship the chances of the man's partner finding out,are extremely high.There have been many emotive threads on this topic...xR
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RHP User
12 years ago
Pots and kettles? Mr.Road rarely posts,but when he does women dribble and men grind their teeth
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Playful2looking
12 years ago
I didnt think this was a thread about married men.
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RHP User
12 years ago
Hav'nt you worked it out yet. ?
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RHP User
12 years ago
...some people just can not write in an articulated way that may or may not tickle your fancy.I think it is a little bit subjective. ...... and too think they haven't taught phonics in classes for some time now!
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RHP User
12 years ago
The sensual and articulate men have been sacked, sent packing their wimpy arses back to camp wuss bag for bisexual conversion at meekas debauchery palace most appropriately called "Hotel Hemorrhoid" :p- Posted from rhpmobile
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RHP User
12 years ago
Sheesh...if ya keep on looking over behind the rubbish bins (and in them)...you'll never find us...Oops, she just looked up and saw me...Errrr...*shuffles feet nervously*...and smiles..."Hi there"S'nP
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Plain280
12 years ago
Dear Lady Mooka the man said it all we are here, its just we get a bit fed up with what I call man spec or specification, that a lot of women put on here as a filter. For instance, the one that gets me whats a Real Man, I thought I qualified, testicles, penis, think of sex all the time, wait hang on you mean theres another meaning, could be anything from being the handyman around the house ( I thought this was a sight for sexy business) which disqaulifies me to a near psycopath who grabs women and forces themselves onto their women folk, which also disqaulifies me.Now I am no neanderthal and I rather think I have a brain and we could have lengthy conversation about man specs and also the equivalent women spec and I dare say it would be interesting, but then again I could be in the wrong state, where blokes have to earn the right ( and correctly so in my opinion) to bed the ladies and have to work for it but FFS give us a break every now and then.
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RHP User
12 years ago
Morality is not the reason I won't meet married men. I make no moral judgements on anyone, on this site or elsewhere. My reasons for not meeting married men are as follows: 1: I want to be able to shag in the car park because it's urgent and we can't wait.....not because neither of us wants to spring for a motel room for the third time this week 2: I want to exchange dirty text messages and engage in phone sex whenever the mood strikes. 3: I want to occasionally fuck til the small hours, sleep til mid morning then eat breakfast naked after cooking it together 4: If I feel suddenly horny I want to be able to send an SOS text and have a willing man in my bed in under 30 minutes......and I'm happy to offer the same. 5: I don't want to always come second 6: I want to share only when it suits me. Yes, it really is all about being selfish enough to want to be a priority in someone's life not on the bottom of the list. Married men can't offer the availability I desire. In addition there is the danger of emotional attachment, it does happen, often. Why veer down a path you have no intention of following to its conclusion? And yes, I do speak from experience. I've done the married man thing. It works whilst ever both parties want the same thing. It worked well when I too was married. Now I'm not, I'm looking for something that a married man can't offer me. - Posted from rhpmobile
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Plain280
12 years ago
All valid points and I do not mind if a lady answers me with that. I guess most guys would not understand and go down the abusive path, unfortunately we dont get to see any of the garbage that you ladies put up with and I can only imagine and empathise with you on that. Its that we dont get enough answering emails and most of the times they are scammers etc. Yet we are married or attached, but also articulate, intelligent, sensual and can hold a conversation if the chemistry is right, and morality aside there may be no obvious conclusion to the meet other than maybe two people having a convivial conversation.
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On_Safari
12 years ago
I think I love you!!! 🌺 Beautiful inside and out, intelligent, intuitive and a true friend. Loving someone who can't love you back, for obvious reasons; kills. I will however have my fingers and toes crossed for 2015. 🌈 Fac nos amáre et gaudium splendebit.
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On_Safari
12 years ago
I think I love you!!! 🌺 Beautiful inside and out, intelligent, intuitive and a true friend. Loving someone who can't love you back, for obvious reasons; kills. I will however have my fingers and toes crossed for 2015. 🌈 Fac nos amáre et gaudium splendebit.
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RHP User
12 years ago
Quoting 'Kaleidoscope' Morality is not the reason I won't meet married men. I make no moral judgements on anyone, on this site or elsewhere. My reasons for not meeting married men are as follows: 1: I want to be able to shag in the car park because it's urgent and we can't wait.....not because neither of us wants to spring for a motel room for the third time this week 2: I want to exchange dirty text messages and engage in phone sex whenever the mood strikes. 3: I want to occasionally fuck til the small hours, sleep til mid morning then eat breakfast naked after cooking it together 4: If I feel suddenly horny I want to be able to send an SOS text and have a willing man in my bed in under 30 minutes......and I'm happy to offer the same. 5: I don't want to always come second 6: I want to share only when it suits me. Yes, it really is all about being selfish enough to want to be a priority in someone's life not on the bottom of the list. Married men can't offer the availability I desire. In addition there is the danger of emotional attachment, it does happen, often. Why veer down a path you have no intention of following to its conclusion? And yes, I do speak from experience. I've done the married man thing. It works whilst ever both parties want the same thing. It worked well when I too was married. Now I'm not, I'm looking for something that a married man can't offer me. - Posted from rhpmobile Exactly!! Most married men who are playing without their partner's knowledge are doing so because of an unsatisfactory sex life at home (for whatever reason, I'm not judging), yet they expect a single woman to enter into what is - let's face it - usually going to be an unsatisfactory sex life for her. Nope, I don't think so.
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RHP User
12 years ago
I've got my wife's blessing kale and Luck.... Until she says no, that means I'm FREEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!! Disclaimer: no I'm not married, no one would voluntarily sign up to waking up next to me for longer than you sentenced to murder :p- Posted from rhpmobile
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On_Safari
12 years ago
Sex with a married man can be deeply fulfilling, take out the married bit and if you're lucky you still have a very desirable, highly satisfying sexual "partner". For a single woman it's maintaining perspective and respect for the boundaries whilst still enjoying the intimacy (if you're lucky to have a married man who'll give that to you as well as much as he can) that becomes challenging. There are "cheating bastards" among married men but I'm proud to be able to say there are also those devoted (Yes I said "devoted"!!) Husbands & Dads out there whose wives have simply forgotten to view them as anything but Husband, Father, Provider and don't see them as the hot, gorgeous, sexy, beautiful men they fell in love with anymore. It's not the Wife's fault either (sometimes), they've just been living with these gorgeous men forever and it's easy to take a spouse for granted. Yes Ladies I know the Wives get placed in the same boat with their husband's not seeing them as the sexual Goddess's they once were (and hopefully deep down, still are). I had this discussion recently with a dear friend and a girlfriend. Her wisdom was basically if both parties continued to "romance" each other, the wine, bunches of flowers, coming home early, sharing the cooking, looking after the kids, random little escapes together, lingerie nights etc etc then both would be reminded to value each other as more than spouse. (Sigh) I dunno, I've left my husband simply because we no longer connect on any level other than love for our children and a deep abiding caring for each other. I've known my share of married men and have enjoyed them for themselves and the man I see in them without losing respect for the fact they belong to another. Have fallen in love with one or two as well, am thankful that I knew them as lovers and later as friends. But as Kale says, married men are for married women; when both parties have their shit together. It's the cheating bastards Luckdragon who are unsatisfying interlopers, not "married men" in general. ~ In defense of my Lovers and Friends. ~ Indy xx
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RHP User
12 years ago
So. When are you coming to Sa Lol good point, so many good points raised in this forum, I think i am in a geographical anomaly.My original post was formerly a dig at all the one line profiles on RHP AND all the messages i have received offering sex.Bad form methinks, what happened to banter before sex
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RHP User
12 years ago
If you have a married lover.... Well you then have to go and get other lovers cause a married guy will never be able to provide you with enough sex!! Although it's annoying when he always wants to go on your dates with you. But of course all the dating advice is good. LMAO!! And who always wants to have sex in the day light! :P
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RHP User
12 years ago
Maybe Indi....I'm not saying that each individual encounter wouldn't be good, but I know in the long run those necessary boundaries would start to frustrate me too much. *shrug* I'm selfish, what can I say
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RHP User
12 years ago
Have been had with married men. One of them was even married to me😉 It really comes down to expectations and meeting needs. If your needs and expectations are in alignment then you'll have a successful relationship. My point is simply that when one partner is single and the other married it is difficult, not impossible, to achieve that. Yes Meeka, other lovers can help fill that gap, I've done that too. I'm just no longer at a point in my life where I want to juggle multiple lovers. I don't do the married lover thing because I KNOW they can't offer what I seek. These days I seek a deep connection and intimacy that comes from knowing one man well. I want to be laid bare and have him do the same. Reveal all that I am and embrace all that he is. It might even look like a relationship .......who knows? - Posted from rhpmobile
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RHP User
12 years ago
Well, not really... If they all know each other and you all go out together here and there. ;-)
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RHP User
12 years ago
Nice solution! I did try that too with a lover and my then husband. It was the perfect solution for awhile. Sadly, we don't live in a vacuum and things changed. - Posted from rhpmobile
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RHP User
12 years ago
Man the fuck up!Guys, seriously.... do you think women are interested in a man with the kind of character who whinges, pleads, and wishes it was an equal opportunity/perfect world?!!!!The world is not equal..... we are not all created equal.... and we all have the capacity to learn and improve. This caught my attention.... but, before I comment..... I am not targeting you.... which is why I have not directly quoted you. But, as youve made a comment in an open forum Im going to use the comment to make a broader point.."blokes have to earn the right ( and correctly so in my opinion) to bed the ladies and have to work for it but FFS give us a break every now and then".What the...?!!Do we?!Asking for "a break".... tells me that in that comment, you simply do not understand attraction, and sexual expression....and its a point that more guys really need to get their head around, for the benefit of themselves, and the women in their world who are waiting for men to 'get it'.You do NOT have to 'work for it.And becoming sexual with someone is NOT a right that they bestow upon you... it is something you decide to share.If I am interesting, bold, charming, emotionally aware, understand attraction, and create the opportunity for the expression of HER sexuality towards me.... it is pretty much inevitable.... because by personality, and behaviour has encouraged that expression towards me.If (for example) I am obsessive, boring, whiney, clingy, creepy, lack emotional expression and awareness of how attraction works..... asking for a break will never help a woman to express her sexual emotion towards me... because it is incongruous with the traits that ARE attractive.Now guys.... we can all sit and type whingey nonsense about wishing it was a perfect world, about how other blokes in here spoil it for everyone else and how you wish people would just give you a chance.... ....but that tells the women of RHP that you have no options outside of the site and place too much reliance upon RHP to deliver what you cant obtain outside of it.And women in RHP respond to the same attraction triggers as those in the wider world beyond RHP.... because theyre always... women.OR... you can invest in yourself... and learn about the character traits and behaviours that trigger attraction to become desired and desirable. End of sermon. (and reaches for the body armour) DG
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On_Safari
12 years ago
Will you marry me? Lol or atleast shag me so I can see if you're the real deal? Wink wink (fck got something stuck in my eye!!). Anyway, well said.
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RHP User
12 years ago
Start a new thread please!! Personally I think loads of men think they have to work for it.... Maybe some women make them?
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RHP User
12 years ago
to all the married men,I hope you are all with sexy wonderful women... This is a first message I recently received from a married man...I am home alone for six days and starved....I was so tempted to call his nearest Dominos...Was it an articulate message?...In a way...was I attracted ,intrigued,nope....I have witnessed a few married men single women scenarios here, including me but while it might be all wonderful in the short term it usually ends in tears...xR
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RHP User
12 years ago
That is coz you ordered the hot chilli mambo pizza not the works!!! :D- Posted from rhpmobile
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RHP User
12 years ago
Your tongue must've been sore lol :p For further reference please also watch The Batchelor on Channel 10 :)- Posted from rhpmobile
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RHP User
12 years ago
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RHP User
12 years ago
Quoting 'Meeka100' Start a new thread please!! Personally I think loads of men think they have to work for it.... Maybe some women make them? I was just whinging this morning about women saying that they make men 'work for it'!! Now, it's kind of a different angle, because these women are usually saying that because of the way society still generally brands females that admit they like casual sex, as sluts. So they think they need to play hard to get, wait at least 6 dates or whatever that crap is, to show the guy that they're not 'easy' and blah blah blah. To me, saying and doing that is still feeding into and perpetuating the whole problem of women not being able to freely express themselves sexually and have sex with who they want, when they want.
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RHP User
12 years ago
Oops, pressed the button too soon.I'm not saying that men can just act like neanderthals and expect to get laid - obviously the number of forum threads about the crappy messages that some men send are evidence of that. But for me personally, if you're a decent guy...polite, respectful, have a genuine interest in me which shows, and we have a pretty good mental and physical connection, then I'm most probably going to fuck you . If after that you stop treating me with respect because you think I'm 'easy', I won't bang you again and won't speak to you again either. I don't expect men to have to jump through a hundred hoops, send me flowers, take me out to dinner, and grovel to me just for the chance to have sex with me. My vagina isn't made of gold, and isn't opened just to a special few who 'prove' to me that they're worthy. And I think that people who do go along with all those games are just confirming old stereotypes for both men and women.p.s. I'm not talking about women and men who have strong beliefs in wanting to wait for sex for whatever reason; I'm talking about the women who think they have to play hard to get because if they don't they'll be labelled, and the men who think they have to pretend to be someone they're not and say a lot of crap they don't really mean just to get a bit of bedroom action. Makes me think of a certain scene from the movie Team America:Lisa: "Promise me you'll never die"Gary: "You know I can't promise that"Lisa: "If you did that, I would make love to you right now"Gary: "I promise I'll never die"Cue kinky puppet sex.
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RHP User
12 years ago
Quoting 'him_and_me'The gauntlet has been thrown boys, who's going to step up with the first properly constructed joke?? lilim - there are some lovely guys in here. Maybe read the In Support of Men thread (if you haven't already) to help you find some of them. x Me
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RHP User
12 years ago
Hun, us guys can read and speak. Its probably a bit much to call a man mental just cause he dont like foreplay. We can interpretate what you means to say. And me, I dont run around offering sex, I just meaasge you and demand it luv. ;)..............Having said that, I do enjoy some erotic mental stimulation directed to arouse and create intrigue. I admit that it does do wonders to create a chemistry, where one can be aroused by the other and sense the voice contained inside the written words. A tingling feeling in the loins creating a desire to meet. Nervous anticipation building to a physical entwining concluding in orgasmic bliss........mr
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RHP User
12 years ago
Quoting 'Luckdragon23' Oops, pressed the button too soon.I'm not saying that men can just act like neanderthals and expect to get laid - obviously the number of forum threads about the crappy messages that some men send are evidence of that. But for me personally, if you're a decent guy...polite, respectful, have a genuine interest in me which shows, and we have a pretty good mental and physical connection, then I'm most probably going to fuck you . If after that you stop treating me with respect because you think I'm 'easy', I won't bang you again and won't speak to you again either. I don't expect men to have to jump through a hundred hoops, send me flowers, take me out to dinner, and grovel to me just for the chance to have sex with me. My vagina isn't made of gold, and isn't opened just to a special few who 'prove' to me that they're worthy. And I think that people who do go along with all those games are just confirming old stereotypes for both men and women.p.s. I'm not talking about women and men who have strong beliefs in wanting to wait for sex for whatever reason; I'm talking about the women who think they have to play hard to get because if they don't they'll be labelled, and the men who think they have to pretend to be someone they're not and say a lot of crap they don't really mean just to get a bit of bedroom action. Makes me think of a certain scene from the movie Team America:Lisa: "Promise me you'll never die"Gary: "You know I can't promise that"Lisa: "If you did that, I would make love to you right now"Gary: "I promise I'll never die"Cue kinky puppet sex. Well said Luckdragon. For women: I don't want to tell you anything you think you need to hear. I don't expect sex just because you agreed to meet me. I want to hang out and have fun, talk shit and show you what I am sometimes, and see what you can be on occasion, and if I see that twinkle in your eye and the flush across your chest that tells me you're getting wet at the prospect of bedtime, well, then I might jump on you. If you haven't jumped me first!For men: Might just be simpler using your hand and saving up your date money for a hooker once a month, dude.RA
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RHP User
12 years ago
Harsh.....but how so very honest and true :)- Posted from rhpmobile
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RHP User
12 years ago
Best screen sex, ever!
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Plain280
12 years ago
No but thoughts at whatever distance between us, you are right DG. However what you wrote about using that quote is the chemistry bit after meeting and I agree with most of it, somewhere in my answer there is a parody and thats what gets the point across about all this its putting it down in writing, which is what I am referring to and I think Lilim is as well. No harm done, chins sore hows your hand and the ribs?? See back to Neantherthal stereotype.
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RHP User
12 years ago
great post
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Something related with that
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Going somewhere & want to hook up?
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Hasn't that topic been posted before?
RHP's popular dating tool
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Where the heck did that topic go?
Discover what RHP is doing offline
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RHP member's RL secrets
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