When your pets catch you in the act…

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  RHP User

  2 years ago

  Never mind cats. They're full of it. The male cat penis is barbed and is very painful for he female which why they squeal when they get inappropriate. Pure resentment. Don't let them put you off. In fact, be more vocal how smooth and pleasurable it is and how lucky you are not to be cats. Then they'll never bother you again. ps. this only applies to domestic cats. Do not, DO NOT! challenge a lion or tiger's sexual prowess if they're in the room. Trust me.

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  countrytouch82

  2 years ago

  Cat: Oh? You're having sex? Do you think even that takes priority over dinner time?

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  MsSuperFoxy

  2 years ago

  I'm sure most guys like 2 pussies in the bed. Ms Foxy

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  Alex_Lover

  2 years ago

  I have no experience with cats, but one woman I played with had a very friendly dog, who accompanied her everywhere. Including to the bedroom, when we played. The dog just layed there on the bed the whole time 😆 Her house, her bed, her dog. Not my place to complain. Oh and come to think of it, there was pussy 🤔😋 - Alex

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  RHP User

  2 years ago

  Funny story from years ago. My ex and I were in the middle of things , her with legs akimbo and me with the old derrière pointed north, I must have had the freckle showing as I built momentum when Our little dog had walked in, taking in the scene before her she decided that the bum in the air required further investigation. Let me just say the sensation of a cold wet dog nose on the anus achieved 4 things…….. one startled almighty thrust, a squeal (from me) , a total loss of rhythm, followed by hysterical laughter

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