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When you read a profile ,apart from the pics or lack of them
January 13 2013
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RHP User
13 years ago
When people say I want to have Fun Its a hard one to get around though as it is FUN in the bedroom but makes it sound like I should hand out some cotton candy at the same time, and wear my clown shoes. I will grantee you will be satisfied...means that he does not give a fuck and there is small print in that guarantee I can go all night..............means he will arrive at ten to midnight and then leave at one minute past Loves Oral..............until its your turn Safe sex when required.............means I never have safe sex and never bring a condom Girls ............anyone over 18 and on a sex site is not a girl She is a woman. Loves Cougars...............dam it I am a pole cat! how come nobody says into mangy old pole cats? Those cougars are taking all the young meat, but old pole cats have no teeth so we do a good job eating young cougar bait
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RHP User
13 years ago
Guys that state they can't get enough and they go all night and how they are sexual deviates. Boring!! Now don't get me wrong I am quite attracted too depravity truth be know but these comments just make me think they probably have either an erectile dysfunction, or have no respect for themselves or woman, and they are simply just trying too hard to be cool. I don't know why but for me it's a real turn off. Boring.... NEXT!
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RHP User
13 years ago
a rabbit! (Eww, what are you, 14?) I like to have fun... (I love watching paint dry myself) I'm always hard. (Really?? May be a bit inappropriate when picking up the kiddies?) You won't be disppointed. (Too late) I'm always told I'm a great lover. (By who, you? Not by me, you won't) Get ready for mind-blowing orgasms. (I'm thinking you'll have nothing to do with that) I'm great at licking pussy. I will make your eyes roll back in your head. (No need, I'm rolling my eyes already) hi luv yr pic wanna chat (nuff said) Somebody stop me!
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RHP User
13 years ago
I fucked Julia Gillard. It continued: Now that I've got your attention... The rest of the profile was pretty good. But the damage was done.
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RHP User
13 years ago
Quoting 'Ms_Devious' hi luv yr pic wanna chat (nuff said) Oops, I continued with the annoying emails there. Carry on.
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RHP User
13 years ago
I wonder how many bloke's & even lady's are now checking their profile description wondering if it may be them we are talking about ?,i take it Freya13 you mean all profile's,men women,couples but more so aimed at guy's,haven't really had cause to click on a male's profile unless by accident or as part of a couple but know what you mean,hey i am a bloke but i would hope i wouldn't be so cheesy as to have used these lines,what's wrong with keeping it real ok at times we like to display our manliness or announce to all how good we are but sometimes being a more mature gent i can see how ignorant some of these descriptions can be.Now i must hurry along i think i may have some editing too do before i have some fun stay up all night/day,checking out your gorgeous pic's making myself harder than a slab of concrete & maybe just as dry trying not too disappoint any1 especially you rabbits out there having a mind blowing earth shaking orgasm,phew deep breath,oh no don't get me started again haha, Meeka100 you are one very sexy naughty lady but always love checking you out & reading your posts,tuscanred you are one sexy pole cat with a tigers body,always ready to pounce & a pleasure to read about,guess i am just an old fashioned bloke that can't help himself.
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RHP User
13 years ago
Quoting 'Ms_Devious' a rabbit! (Eww, what are you, 14?) I like to have fun... (I love watching paint dry myself) I'm always hard. (Really?? May be a bit inappropriate when picking up the kiddies?) You won't be disppointed. (Too late) I'm always told I'm a great lover. (By who, you? Not by me, you won't) Get ready for mind-blowing orgasms. (I'm thinking you'll have nothing to do with that) I'm great at licking pussy. I will make your eyes roll back in your head. (No need, I'm rolling my eyes already) hi luv yr pic wanna chat (nuff said) Somebody stop me! i was once compelled to send a message to a woman whose profile literally just said " i like to have fun" responded with "as opposed to watching paint dry? " needless to say i got no reply. bahahaha mind you i take perverse pleasure sending messages to women who have the my bullshit droll written in their profiles. "horny as fuck" for example was replied to with "i will be your huckleberry" to which i got a go get fucked in capitals no less. bahahaha
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RHP User
13 years ago
"I'd seek a relationship with the right person." Yeah... surely. *Hits the back-page button immediately*
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RHP User
13 years ago
Body Type Ask Me Height Ask Me Race Ask Me Eye Colour Ask Me Hair Colour Ask Me Hair Length Ask Me Sorry, I don't see our planets colliding...
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RHP User
13 years ago
The thing that kills it for me is the profile that has an unusually, almost sociopathic, sense of self-importance. Some of the profiles I have seen are rather repugnant in that sense. There is no RHP royalty....but some people think they are.... Further to that, profiles that give point by point instructions.....I find it rather boorish and Old Testament.... I like fun, quirky and original profiles that hint at spice and colour......not scary, military, ego- inflated, sanctimonious and self-important ones.... Also..profiles should be current.....that reflect the moment.......and pictures should also be current..........x
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RHP User
13 years ago
... that show emotional intelligence and humour float my boat. Crass vulgarity just sinks it - guys really! :-( My profile is blatantly boring cause I ain't on the market, however if the right man should come along ... KK xx
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RHP User
13 years ago
Quoting 'Ms_Devious' Body Type Ask Me Height Ask Me Race Ask Me Eye Colour Ask Me Hair Colour Ask Me Hair Length Ask Me Sorry, I don't see our planets colliding...with great trepidation. hahahaha
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RHP User
13 years ago
is the templates. Tha'ts all.
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RHP User
13 years ago
anyone with ''a cheeky sense of humour'' always conjures up Benny Hill
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RHP User
13 years ago
"No time wasters!" Well, aren't we off to a great start? Or this beaut from a while back that went something like: "I am so sick of all the time-wasters on here! Get over yourselves, you're not that great. And too many fakes! Fuck off! Message me to prove me wrong!" Let me think... No.
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RHP User
13 years ago
Guy profiles that state this: "Im a happy easy laid back guy " Is no one passionate or intense, adventurous or dynamic anymore ???..is this a Aussie thing..???? To me it conjures up that I will have to do all the work, from the initial contact thru to the bedroom and beyond !!!..............................mweh As for the "Ask Me" - sorry but RHP so need to ban that option - your all or nothing !!!
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RHP User
13 years ago
Quoting 'Philosopherpoet' The thing that kills it for me is the profile that has an unusually, almost sociopathic, sense of self-importance. Some of the profiles I have seen are rather repugnant in that sense. There is no RHP royalty....but some people think they are.... Further to that, profiles that give point by point instructions.....I find it rather boorish and Old Testament.... .... Also..profiles should be current.....that reflect the moment.......and pictures should also be current..........x Yes, at least my pictures are current.
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RHP User
13 years ago
do people post a "profile" just to annoy or is it to confound. When I see a bunch of ask me answers it just makes me want to hit back to profiles. Not putting up enough information makes it so difficult to reply in a personalised way. Therefore I just don't bother. I suppose that is why I don't go on many play dates. Mike
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RHP User
13 years ago
I have a few, but probably most of all "looking for someone who doesn't take life seriously". Gets my hackles up every time :) I love a person with substance and a raging ... intellect ;)
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RHP User
13 years ago
Nothing I hate more then being contacted then look at the profile that has the minimum word count. Come now I have a busy life and lets cut to the chase here.As Devious listed the bullshit lines that are a sign of dull unimaginative minds. Yet each to their own. People that participate in the forums are generally above the dull. Don't know how well the one liners work, as those that may like them most likely never post here for us to know.For me humor is best, but that is a difficult task. One persons humor is another's cringe moment. We all love to laugh and if I have a little chuckle at a profile (well I chuckle at quite a few but that's my reaction to the horror of it, better then being sick), I will message. I will try my best to come back with funny.I try not to judge a book by its cover (try with much effort). Some are new here and have still to learn the ins and outs of the game. Some are here as a part time lark, and put no effort in. In the end a pinch of salt, a hit of tequila, and hope they don't suck.Thinking its time to change my profile. Did I say I like to have "fun"... might be time for horrific crass.
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RHP User
13 years ago
Tall, dark, handsome man with great sense of humor. Must be 6'3 or taller, can lift 300kg with his left testicle, leap over tall buildings with a single bound. Must be sensitive, caring sweet and not give a fuck what anyone thinks or feels. Must be a brad pitt/George Clooney lookalike without the ego to match. Must be able to go all night long without breaks and still be up for it in the morning. must be intelligent and able to write a novel, but if you write me a novel you are going to get a flirt back saying I don't see our planets colliding.
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RHP User
13 years ago
I just love the profiles here that give you a list of about 10 things 'they are' then a list of about 20 things you're not going to be under any circumstance. It would be easier to land a 747 in Nepal in the middle of winter on an icy runway with a strong northerly blowing in the jet-stream. You might have to Google that but the folks to the north are rather impulsive about their air space and landing whilst on 'cold lock' is no damn fun...the passengers too, they tend to come a bit undone when a couple of fighter jets roll up on point. Pictures...goddam if I don't wish I had cornered the market on cheap corsets before stuff like these sites caught on, better too if they are grossly overstuffed, are the only picture and tell you 'I want to see a face pic or don't bother replying'.Words...'knows how to treat a lady'. Fuck me dead...which room of the house are we talking about or do you mean when we are out on the town at a nice restaurant? Sure, I've thought about throwing a woman across the white linen table just to watch the silverware and expensive crystal go flying everywhere and giver her a good rogering right there in front of the rest of the guests but maybe I'm just too damn conservative....and rumour has it that jail is no damn fun at all.*shrugs* ...oh well, always buy travelers life insurance at the airport if you're flying into Nepal.
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RHP User
13 years ago
As much as I found myself agreeing with all you had to say, and how annoying it can be. The thing that came to mind is how bogged down you can become with other peoples failings, and how they weigh on your energy...Time to empty the angry bin, concentrate on all the good people you meet and become positive again..
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On_Safari
13 years ago
I saw a woman's profile once that read: Delicate asian princess seeks big strong financial man to protect me. What from....The Triad? The Sweat Shop? The Street? Oh God I cringed, I would sooner hang myself than come across like that! What's worse is men GO for that sort of delicate china doll shit!!! Don't get me wrong, I like to be delicate when it's appropriate; like when I'm lubing both of my fists in preparation to give scottmuir anal since he really wants to experience a Cougar. Did I also mention I like Pina Colada's and getting caught in the rain? Riding something that has a mind of it's own and swinging on poles? I'm very athletic and like my men to be a size 8-10 .......inches that is, drive a porsche, have a property portfolio and earn in excess of $1b/yr. If you have sinus make sure you can breathe through your ears because if I'm not getting it neither are you. And if you can't afford membership please don't flirt with me......I'm not dumpster diving I'm a gold diggerrrrr.
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aristippus
13 years ago
About MeHi! I'm a 27 year-old woman. I'm not afraid to ask for what I want in bed so watch out! People often comment that I am attractive but you need to judge for yourself. I love going out shopping and having coffee with friends. I am Looking ForI am looking for a 'friend with benefits' and nothing more.
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RHP User
13 years ago
Saffari girl,you sure struck gold with that one,I am still laughing.There are a few profiles similar,the ones that make me nauseous are the Sugarbabe and Sugardaddys.But hey that's just me.One person,s Hungry Jacks is another's Cuisine da Jour. Blindman I am with you,so much inadvertent humour to be had....in a good way of course.
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RHP User
13 years ago
Quoting 'Hotdiggettydamn'Tall, dark, handsome man with great sense of humor. Must be 6'3 or taller, can lift 300kg with his left testicle, leap over tall buildings with a single bound. Must be sensitive, caring sweet and not give a fuck what anyone thinks or feels. Must be a brad pitt/George Clooney lookalike without the ego to match. Must be able to go all night long without breaks and still be up for it in the morning. must be intelligent and able to write a novel, where are you ? Methinks............. back home !!!
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RHP User
13 years ago
The template profiles just scream "I'm boring as shit and have no imagination!" - I honestly can't imagine that guys get any response from using them. My other pet hate is profiles that are full of negative karma..... it is like reading the riot act and a total put off. I totally get that you need to specify what you are looking for - put a positive approach is so much better, when you are looking to win friends and influence people ; )
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RHP User
13 years ago
Really, ladies....you mean we have to stop dodging off into the bathroom and having a good tug, then coming running at aim it somewhere in your general vicinity before saying 'Thanks....you're hot' Could be something to that if there was a TAB across the street...or a pub.
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RHP User
13 years ago
...but only if I'm in an anal mood or laughing to hard to type!
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RHP User
13 years ago
small "i" all the way through...even at the start of each sentence...AARGH!DEAL BREAKER!!
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RHP User
13 years ago
im looking for a gurl 2 have fun with. What's a gurl? A baby cougar? And he wants 2?
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RHP User
13 years ago
If you're a ........I'll block yaIf you're a that.......you can fuck offI love the block button so don't, if your, don't think about, must have.........I hate...........I don't want........I won't.......I want........I want........I want..........Oh, all the sexual stuff filled out, nice sexy photos, then, don't bother contacting me I'm just here for the forums.Quoting 'aristippus' About MeHi! I'm a 27 year-old woman. I'm not afraid to ask for what I want in bed so watch out! People often comment that I am attractive but you need to judge for yourself. I love going out shopping and having coffee with friends. I am Looking ForI am looking for a 'friend with benefits' and nothing more. ROFLMAO ! There's hundreds of them !
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RHP User
13 years ago
Oh yes, for me its the profiles of these young 18 to 21 yr old girls. when it stands out that they have been written by someone that can not speak English let alone write the words correctly.I receive a Flirt basically saying they thing i am hot or wanting me to contact them........YEAH RIGHT !!! as if a young 18 or 21 yr old is going to be interested in me...I seem to have trouble getting interest from anyone close to my age lol. Perhaps my profile is not up to scratch either ????????? Oh god someone tell
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RHP User
13 years ago
..I am attracted by the 1%. Those that swim against the stream of conformity...so, peculiar, steam punk, beatnik, weird or challenging profiles do it for me..... The ones that make me quizzically ask, 'what?' tend to motivate me to make the initial contact... I'm a sucker for the unusual .......xx Danny
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RHP User
13 years ago
I dunno what it is but I just hate the cock/vag pics as the main profile pic... I much prefer it when people leave a bit of that to the imagination. A nice smiling face is always better to see. I agree with everyone else about the negativity in profiles any of the "do this, you will be blocked" crap, makes me think why bother? I read one that said "ask the wrong question you will be blocked" What the hell is the wrong question?? LOL. I like the simple, descriptive profile (not an essay but at least a couple of paragraphs) that gives you a sense of what the people would be like to actually meet.
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RHP User
13 years ago
Quoting 'DontLookDown'Words...'knows how to treat a lady'. Fuck me dead...which room of the house are we talking about or do you mean when we are out on the town at a nice restaurant? Quoting 'DontLookDown''...and I enjoy slow sensual sex' Down'Really, ladies....you mean we have to stop dodging off into the bathroom and having a good tug, then coming running at aim it somewhere in your general vicinity before saying 'Thanks....you're hot' Thank god you didn't object to my photos as well!
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RHP User
13 years ago
Quoting 'Otori' I dunno what it is but I just hate the cock/vag pics as the main profile pic... I much prefer it when people leave a bit of that to the imagination. A nice smiling face is always better to see. I agree with everyone else about the negativity in profiles any of the "do this, you will be blocked" crap, makes me think why bother? I read one that said "ask the wrong question you will be blocked" What the hell is the wrong question?? LOL. I like the simple, descriptive profile (not an essay but at least a couple of paragraphs) that gives you a sense of what the people would be like to actually meet. ...Good points - in fact - when I see the phrase 'do blah blah and you will be blocked'....I tend to react by instantly blocking the person with such a profile ;-).....Danny xx
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RHP User
13 years ago
just yesterday a man messaged me and asked me if I was a resourceful woman.I replied that I was not sure what he meant,but I was certainly an independent woman. He instantly responed with'' you fail ''and blocked me.His profile looked a bit narcissistic but what a weird question and response.
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RHP User
13 years ago
...in that thread about 'sexiest picture' one of yours does it for me every time. Quoting 'Ms_Devious' Thank god you didn't object to my photos as well!If anything I've said even remotely sounds like something in your profile then I apologize.Want to bite my....lip?
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RHP User
13 years ago
Got some sure-fire winners for my next profile re-write!
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RHP User
13 years ago
What does this mean? I am woman... ergo I can change my mind a hundred times a day...except when I see a pair of shoes that I like...but that is more of a need than a want...
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RHP User
13 years ago
"I'm a sexual deviate".Mainly because deviate is a verb. The noun is deviant.
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RHP User
13 years ago
Apparently every man in the universe is "easy going" .... It's really a wonder that anyone is in jail for murder or that road rage exists. I'm beginning to suspect that "easy going" is online speak for lazy as all fuck and boring as bat shit. What does it even mean anyway? That while everything's going good your calm and laid back....well that's pretty effing simple isn't it, of course you're easy going when the going is good ... But what about when the zombie invasion starts.....easy going is going to mean jack shit then!- Posted from rhpmobile
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On_Safari
13 years ago
Your profile reads ok, kinda hard at times finding inspiration for humour when you're writing about yourself isn't it? Your bracketed word hint xrascialx, hot and mail. Are you looking for an ethnic man darling or have I completely missed what you are seeking? I know what spending too much time in the Middlemount SPQ can do to you!!! Lol kidding. Really like your new profile pic, glad to see you haven't dumped me off your list.....what happened to your errrr other friend? ;-) stay safe out there. And did you wrap your lumps of coal with ribbon before presenting them as gifts at xmas? Kisses n Hugs one ratbag to another.
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RHP User
13 years ago
Quoting 'inspirit'is the templates. Tha'ts all. This, or copycats....Seriously people be original ...."Sexy duo ready for raunchy times" Grrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr
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RHP User
13 years ago
I don’t like profiles that have negative content or are basically put together via the templates. Same as some of the other posts – ‘ask me’ makes me roll my eyes! LOL I do like profiles (and I read them thoroughly!) that to me suggests the person has a sharp intellect, artistic persuasions, a desire to be fully complicit in living life, a taste for the eccentricity and a confidence to live on the fringes. Delightful…….
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RHP User
13 years ago
The templates shit me to tears- if you can't be bothered writing your own profile I can't imagine you're going to cut it in person! And the demanding rubbish- Do this= blocked, Say that= blocked. I'm fully aware that my profile isn't perfect, I like the idea of keeping the profile simple, say what needs to be said and leave the "life story" for when we're messaging each other. It is tough to please everyone though especially on a site like this where its usually a fairly casual fling and then NEXT!
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RHP User
13 years ago
If I see another profile that says "it's the quiet ones you have to watch out for" I think I will throw up! I just picture rounding up all the quiet ones and putting them in a room so they can be quiet together...LOL SFxx
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Paradisepair
13 years ago
Primarily - Angry profiles Lazy templates Hypocrisy. I understand that people have age ranges or body types they 'are looking for' but if it's someone younger or thinner than they themselves actually are they should be tactful with their wording.- Posted from rhpmobile
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RHP User
13 years ago
Quoting 'Freya13' just yesterday a man messaged me and asked me if I was a resourceful woman.I replied that I was not sure what he meant,but I was certainly an independent woman. He instantly responed with'' you fail ''and blocked me.His profile looked a bit narcissistic but what a weird question and response. LOLYou have been here long enough for that to not bother you at all, i assume. The block is a strange response especially if he put the effort in to the message in the first place. I have very few on my block list and they are ones with a persistence that becomes a monotony. Some people just cant understand the words, no not interested.The block is the ultimate online snub. I love the chat rooms of late and seeing how many guys can block me in a night. 3 is my best score. I do play up my bi side to start with and am amazed at how fast some are at hitting the block button. Do I care, not at all and at least I don't have to put up with their immature dribble.I don't think it was a narcissist that blocked you, they love attention from what ever corner of the world it may come. Insecure is what I find attracts the block button. At least you don't have to deal with him anymore.
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RHP User
13 years ago
It's not a deal breaker, but it always provides me with a quiet little chuckle, but I find lack of correct spelling really frustrating - one I like the most "discreetion" or similar mis-spelt ways of say discrete amongst other words
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RHP User
13 years ago
Quoting 'Freya13' just yesterday a man messaged me and asked me if I was a resourceful woman.I replied that I was not sure what he meant,but I was certainly an independent woman. He instantly responed with'' you fail ''and blocked me.His profile looked a bit narcissistic but what a weird question and response. He fails. Haha whenever I hear the word resourceful it just reminds me of camping with my Girl Guide group as a kid and having to dig latrines, make shelves for our packs and construct wash basins by tying sticks together with rope, and learning how to not get lost in the bush LOL.
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RHP User
13 years ago
Well there's a lot of helping sarcazm lol will have to rethink our profile as yous long timers on here no what to say , as we're new still learning what to say . - Posted from rhpmobile
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RHP User
13 years ago
And I'm with you DLD, my bugbears are spelling and grammar! Get it right! Text talk! Tells me you need to grow up. Incorrect homophone usage! Their, they're and there are not the same word and your and you're are not interchangeable! Sets my teeth on edge!!! And...after all of this negativity, I skip past any negatively worded profile. :-)
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Lifes_great
13 years ago
Quoting 'Freya13' what are the words or phrases that really put you off?I just read a profile that stated ''I fck like an animal'' and although I suppose it was meant to be amusing it had the opposite effect. Conjours up pictures from the Discovery Channel....I wonder what sort of animal he was referring to? I think the profiles that haven't been filled out, with the 'Ask Me' answers verywhere probably get the attention they deserve....very little. Oh and angry profiles....unresolved issues are best kept for the psychologists couch.
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RHP User
13 years ago
Quoting 'Awesome71'And I'm with you DLD, my bugbears are spelling and grammar! Get it right! Text talk! Tells me you need to grow up. Incorrect homophone usage! Their, they're and there are not the same word and your and you're are not interchangeable! Sets my teeth on edge!!! And...after all of this negativity, I skip past any negatively worded profile. :-) so i spelt a few words wrong. deary fkn me. get the pyre ready, tether me to the stake and burn the shit out of me. bahahahaha. (now check the post for spelling and grammar) mwah g
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RHP User
13 years ago
What floats my boat is intelligence and wit! A sense of humour goes a long way, as does reading a message that reads like a conversation. Let's face it, we all like to meet for sex, but if you like to go 4-5 times or for many hours, you may need a 'small' break from time to time. If that break is filled with deadly silence because all the guy can say is the same as his short and blunt text messages, such as ÿou look great, want to fuck"", then the playtime is very boring!
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RHP User
13 years ago
In the written format such as these forums, I'm not nearly as pedantic as we can all hit the wrong key or think faster than we type however do so agree that homophones and more so, text-talk...are something that can certainly easily define someone without a word of merit being spoken. Quoting 'Awesome71' And...after all of this negativity, I skip past any negatively worded profile. :-) Now those two twins, negativity and hostility...are the biggest turn-offs on the planet and even though I've teased a bit on this thread, the folks that read it know it was not at all ill-intended. They have a sense of humour which is something that is always irresistible to me...kind of like that little freckle there on your knee.a bb ur lurking kinda hotPass the suntan oil, I'll rub some on your....back. Note to self: Add 50 bonus points to your forum score for not rhyming that last word with 'hot'.
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RHP User
13 years ago
when you say that you are really into medieval stuff and you spell it "meddy evil" it's a fairly good sign we don't have that much in common...
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RHP User
13 years ago
Its not a pet hate as such I do find the moblie phone into a mirror photo exceptionally enjoyable too look at. Love looking at the ones that have not thought about what is also in the back ground. Like a toilet, or a bed with clothing strewn all over it, or a wall with a pic of the wife and kiddies hanging on it. I read the profiles that have something too say and close quickly the ones that don't PS -seriously rethinking the corset profile pics I have up.......hmmm no I'm not I like them...
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RHP User
13 years ago
Hey Hun I hope you're well .Thanks for the Topic :) Just an Observation on my part but i've noticed the more effort a guy has put into his profile the more effort he puts into being a very Attentive skilled Romantic Lover mmmmmmm :) I absolutely adore a Guy who can fire My Imagination through his words .One who takes the time to share Info about Who He Is.. What he's about ..What he expects from others in an Intelligent fun warped way..Add a touch of Sexuality Sensuality in the mix.That really fires My Passion on all levels He!he! What turns me Off ! Big Time!! Is an Uncouth Moron who has no Interest in me Just wants any Woman to be His Prop and Cum Bucket.. Who only use words Like I wanna Fuck you with My big thick Cock. You'll be begging for more Kind of scenario..Or the Guy who wants any Mature Woman so he can fulfill a Fantasy and tick that experience off his Bucket Oh! Lucky Me to both of those! NOT!!!! Not to forget the guys who are always horny and who can only manage to click the auto button to tell us all about him .That so doesn't work for me I doubt it works for others either.. I've noticed a wave of 45+ Guys they're usually Pretty much OK as a rule , they still seem to retain some manners in their Profile and Contact MSGs . However once some get into their 50s OMG! They've absolutely No finnesse what so ever .So crasse full On! and think they're doing me or any Woman a favour because Poor Me is probably not getting much Interest Ummmmmmm Wrong!! I tell them when they do make contact in a firm but very nice way Good Luck! finding Women who want what they offer .But thinking Bugger Off! so I can stop Barfing ha!ha!.. Cheers Lu
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RHP User
13 years ago
Hilarious, and educational - if only because it proves that there is no "right". Except when it comes to homophones, and then there are no grey areas. How many online threads include the word homophones? As a newbie, I'm quickly finding some things are causing disinterest just like many others: templates and negativity. But I'm still terrified that mine is rubbish. *sigh*- Posted from rhpmobile
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RHP User
13 years ago
Quoting 'MadamDragonfly' Not to forget the guys who are always horny and who can only manage to click the auto button to tell us all about him .That so doesn't work for me I doubt it works for others either.. If they're "always horny" so they're probably only using their left hand to control the mouse at the time.
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RHP User
13 years ago
Your profile looks and reads well. I'm sure you'll find your 3 percent. Sorry but I'm far away and not so curvy :-( welcome to the bearpit. Will try to keep up the tone :-D Sweet Honky boy, I forgive your trespasses. No burning of you, slow smoldering is more my style. DLD, yes I forgive bad spelling and typos on the forums too (lucky for you huh?). But in a profile, you can go back and edit anytime! Now stop blocking the sun, I need to work on my tan.
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RHP User
13 years ago
It's not easy being a man at times, you know... Quoting 'Awesome71' Now stop blocking the sun, I need to work on my tan. ...on these nude beaches my enthusiastic appreciation of gorgeous women is bound to show.*whispers*You better turn over, hot shot...parts of you are looking medium rare which is how I like my meat.Oh never mind, I don't do....feet. Note to self: Add 500 bonus points to your forum score for rhyming without being a trash beast.
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RHP User
13 years ago
Stylish, mysterious ........ certainly sparked an interest Elle
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RHP User
13 years ago
Quoting 'Awesome71' Your profile looks and reads well. I'm sure you'll find your 3 percent. Sorry but I'm far away and not so curvy :-( welcome to the bearpit. Will try to keep up the tone :-D Sweet Honky boy, I forgive your trespasses. No burning of you, slow smoldering is more my style. DLD, yes I forgive bad spelling and typos on the forums too (lucky for you huh?). But in a profile, you can go back and edit anytime! Now stop blocking the sun, I need to work on my tan. Thank you, Awesome. I appreciatethe boost (although I *wasn't* fishing)!
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RHP User
13 years ago
Quoting 'Ms_Devious' Quoting 'Ms_Devious' hi luv yr pic wanna chat (nuff said) Oops, I continued with the annoying emails there. Carry on. Thats classic - im not sure who or why they would put that .. but i lived your comment ... "the damage was done"
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RHP User
13 years ago
Too late .. you peeked!
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