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When have your kids found "stuff"

May 08 2018

Come on, you know what I'm talking about, let's hear it. I had one of those moments this morning during school drop off. Had my overnight bag on the back seat, kid is sitting there all quiet and non descript, when all of a sudden I hear those dreaded words, "Hey dad, what is this?" I glance in the mirror, nearly do a double take as miss 8 is holding up my new collar and leash. Without even thinking I quickly replied "oh that's Ellas new collar and lead" The conversation then continued all the way to school. Its really pretty, glad you bought a strong one because Ella is so strong. I like the handle. the pattern is nice. I cant wait to take Ella to the dog park..... Yep, what the fuck do I do now.. The kid has the memory of an elephant At least she didn't find the Pin wheels and nipple clamps.

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RHP User

8 years ago

Nice save! Sooo Ella better be a good girl then 😉 also looks like you should have taken up the 2 for 1 deal . “Mummy look look! I found dis! Look like a bunny 🐰 sooo cute”! 🤦🏻‍♀️ And yes.... once again.... ( different spot) Daughter singing into a purple microphone 🎤 (the wand) as she twirls around the house . Thank goodness it wasn’t charged. Would make for some interesting vocal effects 😂 - Posted from rhpmobile

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RHP User

8 years ago

He was 2 and in the 'open everything that isn't bolted shut' phase when he found my old dildo. Dead batteries but lurid colours and patterns and that SHAPE ... he laughed and laughed as he ran around with it. He's always been lightning fast. I was having a cuppa with a friend at the time. - Posted from rhpmobile

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EarthQueen

8 years ago

“What’s this?” Holds up large pink cock shaped vibrator. “it’s my massager” 😂 They’ve found condoms in my purse, g strings in the cabin, jade egg in the shower, lube in the drawers. TBH now they are older teenagers I’m not that discreet. It’s only sex and they see worse online. We can discuss it at dinner time now. - Posted from rhpmobile

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RHP User

8 years ago

There was that time one of our darlings had a little talk with their friend, that the answering machine recorded, about what they found when they through our bedside drawer... Haha, I can't remember what exactly but thanks for the memory jolt, I shooor do wish I had that recording now, Peachy

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Rubyt25

8 years ago

I reckon the folloiwing would be both embarassing and an hilarious topic of conversation over the years. Parenthood the movie -- blackout scene -- explanation 'that was an electric ear cleaner' too funny. parenthood dildo scene *classic* - youtubelalagabor - Published on 9 Jan 2010

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Rubyt25

8 years ago

funny looking electric ear --- meant "that was an electric ear cleaner"

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Rubyt25

8 years ago

thought I missed a word in my original post, oh well. Should have gone to Specksavers. Quoting 'Rubi_Rose' funny looking electric ear --- meant "that was an electric ear cleaner"

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RHP User

8 years ago

I did the massager talk to our curious two year old son who had been playing in my bedside drawer Seriously nearly died.... had images of DOCS and a news crew banging down my front door I may still be in need of therapy about that one.... - Posted from rhpmobile

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RHP User

8 years ago

Keep them coming. @lionsdoll The sing star Mic 🎤 hilarious 😆 @ Freespirit Nothing like a dong to chat over a cuppa ☕️ And EQ, I really respect how you’ve made sex talk at dinner a thing. That’s pretty awesome 👏 Should be more of it. Apparently the collar didn’t fit Ella and had to be returned. Well the four legged one anyway 🙊

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curiousnhorny05

8 years ago

Hubby one morning turned on the vibrator by accident. But couldn’t turn it off while our oldest was standing there. It’s loud! I nearly hit him he got so clumsy and I had to step in before I died of shame. - Posted from rhpmobile

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