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When I eat ________ I get 'oh sooo hooorny'

March 15 2012

ok some foods are very well known commonly felt affrodisiacs (intentionally miss-spelled) and others are more personally interactive , they may rock one persons world but make someone else throw up or droop...anyhows what has 'done it' for you food-wise? Or what foods/drinks just give you so much good health that your libido naturally improves and your mojo sky-rockets? Do tell , then I'll go shopping and stock up Are you what you eat??   Loz   smooches to everyone I havent talked to in ages btw!

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  • RHP

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    14 years ago

    Lots of fibre... hehe. Go for a bowl of wheatbix bro... or if you're in a hurry eat a bran muffin on the train on your way to work. hehe. Obviously nobody feels sexy when they're a cranky pants.... and constipation is definitely high on the list of uncomfortable feelings. ;)HugsStalky

  • RHP

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    14 years ago

    Winter is coming on...and a well prepared meal from the other land down under... | Start with something like acareje' then go for feijoadas...which might take a day to prepare but shared with a friend in front of a roaring fire, that gets the weekend started nicely when served with pao de queijo. The finish up with a passion fruit mousse cake...just eat it with your fingers and be sure to lick them clean. | I won't even tell you not to bother worrying about the mess.

  • RHP

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    14 years ago

    For me (Mr Ruff) it has to be Sea FoodOysters especially - it must be all the zinc in them LOOOOOOOVE EM sick!In fact love all seafood, and it all gets me a lil randy hehe.but thats just how i roll!

  • RHP

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    14 years ago

    When i eat ... i am hungry   And when i am Horny i often find I am awake

  • RHP

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    14 years ago

    thanks for the fibre tip Stalky , noted and filed away.   Love the south american food CM , thanks for those ideas   You know what I've found? If I chew some bitter neem leaves from a Neem tree then I get a real emotional boost and a very clear head , they are energizing and clean your blood seemingly instantly , yeah great for the mojo and potency , just jump the fence at your local hindu temple and rip off a small branch , youll be set for months haha the punjabis will understand ; theyre always chewing the stuff in the morning so you probably wont be rugby tackled by a couple of big curry-munchers , but you never know your luck Stalky haha

  • RHP

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    14 years ago

    Did I do it right?

  • RHP

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    14 years ago

    It's such a cliche but a goodie..strawberries and melty chocolate.....and your body.....mmmmm

  • RHP

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    14 years ago

    Bwahahaha! PBG you're brilliant pad wan! Hehe. That also works. Hugs Stalky

  • RHP

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    14 years ago

    who needs food to be horny? loli just find that drinking plenty of water and eating fairly healthy-ish keeps me in top condition for my sexual adventures, that and a bucket load of exercise to build my fitness levels up...

  • RHP

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    14 years ago

    Quoting 'meet2plzu' who needs food to be horny? loli just find that drinking plenty of water and eating fairly healthy-ish keeps me in top condition for my sexual adventures, that and a bucket load of exercise to build my fitness levels up...

  • RHP

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    14 years ago

    mmmm mango straight off the tree, juices dribbling all down my face and hands, i even make mmming and groaning noises as i slurp and suck away! or fresh lil oysters straight off the rock, a tiny morsel after bashing away with a rock haha...or crumbed lamb cutlets cooked in lotsa butter and olive oil, eating em with my hands so i can chew every morsel off the bone yummm! as for drinks, well its gotta be pineapple juice hehe or a shot of tequila when i begin a night out on the town, that warm fuzzy feeling just before i hit the dance floor.. ..or an anti pasto platter with lotsa cheeses and big juicy kalamata olives, an aussie merlot, naked, watching porn, what better way to begin a night in..

  • RHP

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    14 years ago

    Good food, rich food, good wine, great company = me horny I get sexual, sensual feeling sharing food and wine with sexy people. No one food in particular , just good fresh food, a table full , and 3 botttles of my favorite wine , I'm a sure thing !!! Touch, taste, smell - sensual

  • RHP

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    14 years ago

    A diet rich in raw food, nuts, seeds, salads. Top this with a daily juice extracted just before drinking. My preference is for carrot, apple, beetroot and a sprig of mint and parsley.Sure fire way to get the blood pumping and the libido soaring.

  • RHP

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    14 years ago

    ...eats roots and leaves. | I know it's an old one liner...but damn, I like it.

  • RHP

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    14 years ago

    'Cause I am bloody magnificent on that!

  • RHP

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    14 years ago

    I find I get extremely horny when preparing any kind of food.   In the kitchen I get frisky with just about anything, berries, yoghurt, waiting for toasted sandwiches for breakfast at 11:30 am, egg flips, butter, juiced orange peels, you get the picture.   Love eating it in the kitchen as well, while the foods gets left for later...yumm.

  • RHP

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    14 years ago

    The thing with food is that, for me anyway, it is best enjoyed socially with fine wine, delectable flavours, hearty laughs and stimulating conversation. But all this can lead to over indulgence and that that leads to a lovely, flopped on the couch in a 'stuffed to the brim coma'....and that sadly is unlikely to end up with me in a 'stuffed to brim coma'

  • RHP

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    14 years ago

    I'm sure it fits in there somewhere... | Quoting 'caitsidhe' Is Red Wine considered a food?...Cause I am bloody magnificent on that! | I'm sure Little Red Wine Riding Hood would agree. | | And when she was bad she was...magnificent.