What’s the best opening message you’ve received?

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  RHP User

  5 years ago

  I wish I could be more specific but long gone I do have a memory of a man who was respectful, cheeky, confident but proved to be disrespectful to the Mr and there it ended. Still remember the times fondly that here was so much right but too much wrong when the Mr left the room for any time.

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  RHP User

  5 years ago

  Hello, fellow Scot. 😊 Any message that doesnt sound like a porn script or has 10 dick pics attached is a good one these days.

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  RHP User

  5 years ago

  In my profile I say I’m happy to debate Han Solos claim of making the Kessel run in 12 parsec. A great smart guy opens with a response to that and we have this amazingly hilarious debate about the Kessel run and whether parsec is a measure of light or speed. We met in Germany whilst I was on a family visit there and 5 years later still in contact. In future we’d like to share a place in Europe. Some people just get you. I’ve only found one other person in the last five years whose opening could match it and unfortunately he had to go back to the US. A lot of people are very boring and unimaginative, which is why I don’t date a lot at the moment and have my profile hidden. The trope of dribble makes me loose faith in humanity and frustrates me too much to reengage.

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  RHP User

  5 years ago

  You look like brad Pitt...

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  RHP User

  5 years ago

  Does “ Hi or Hey “ counts as that seems to be the norm 😂

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  MsSuperFoxy

  5 years ago

  Years ago, I'll never forget, when someone used the letters of my profile name. It was imaginative, creative and appealing. Ms Foxy

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  Obi1kenietzsche

  5 years ago

  What a good topic😊. I’m struggling to recall the last time over the last few years that I actually received an unsolicited opening message (as in a message that wasn’t a reply to one I had previously sent). I thinking most of us ordinary men would view ANY unsolicited opening message as being memorable! Lol! I did once get one though from a racing enthusiast who simply said: “I want you to take that crop of yours and ride me around the bedroom like a Melbourne Cup pre-qualifier” A truly great opener.. but as he was a bloke, I had to regretfully decline the offer. Xx Obi1

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  AnnieWhichway

  5 years ago

  Outlining the scale, "wanna fuck?" Is a 1. "Hi Annie, l think your gorgeous" is a 10. Anything above a 5 is a chance of loosening the panties......

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  sexuallover

  5 years ago

  That someone actually replied lol

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  MsSuperFoxy

  5 years ago

  Hello, I'm not feeling myself today. Can I feel you instead. Ms Foxy

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  MsSuperFoxy

  5 years ago

  I have received these. Him: Do you remember me? Me: No Him: Are you a beaver, because daaaaammmm!. Me: ok, I must admit it's the Daaaammm that got me. Ms Foxy

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  RHP User

  5 years ago

  Oh come on...... noone else is thinking the author is just doing some lazy market research?!! 😂😂😂

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  RHP User

  5 years ago

  Recent opener: Hi I swiped right have crossed paths with you so may I ask one question? You have 3 options 1 answer sooo when you walk out the front door which one will you choose turn left, right or look straight ahead?? 😉

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  RHP User

  5 years ago

  The best one I got was “did you know that you should always use mouthwash before sucking cock”. Reference from a lady telling me no she is not interested and saw a bottle of mouthwash in one of my photos and then proceeded to tell me try turning gay instead

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