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What would Men love to receive on Valentine's day...

February 04 2013

Let's reverse the situation...What does a Man fantasize about receiving on Valentine's Day?Any ideas as to the perfect surprise for a Man?

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  • RHP

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    13 years ago

    other than the bloody obvious? We could all have a wager on this one... wonder how many "one hour deepthroat blowjobs" will be suggested?

  • RHP

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    13 years ago

    Aren't all men pretty easy to please like this ? :) I know hubby is ....................! His day would be perfect like this ........wake to me giving him a slow wet blow job , let him cum down my throat ( no mess) I then make him coffee and leave him to sleep in ........... I return in an two hours or so dressed in full lingerie and heels, sensually massage him , then fuck him ( telling him to lay down and enjoy , I'll do all the work ) .......... I'd then let him know he doesn't need to go to work , that I have a game of golf booked for him .............when he returns from his time out at golf , we would go out to eat at a pub , few drinks , lots of flirting , drive home stroking his cock while in the car .........race upstairs jump in shower together , wash him lovingly and fuck him hard ....... I'd then let him nap , while I cooked him his favourite dinner ....... Food, fucking, sleep ...... Rinse repeat :) no gift required haha

  • RHP

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    13 years ago

    Lol Saskia, no deep throat is over rated and is not that great. Well Mrs Delicious...I think your hubby will be a happy man...lol. Fantastic to wake up to a hot mouth working my cock...followed by more sleep...some breakfast in bed...a ride on the motorbike to a private outdoor location and have sex on a blanket...maybe a few more stops on the way home...afternoon nap/movie followed by some sensual grinding sex...then out for dinner...teasing on the way home...topped of by some hot n passionate sex as soon as the front door opens. Not a bad day...lol

  • RHP

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    13 years ago

    and a little dangerous practical joke..But somehow you have him drugged at home..Strip him naked, have another woman or women there as he awakes.. they play with him for a little..Then you walkin... Remember to take a picture of his face and after he utters the words "I can explain", strap on some music and join in...This maybe one mans bazaaro Valentines day

  • RHP

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    13 years ago

    Delivered by a lady sitting on the end of the morning bed wearing nothing but a red ribbon tired around her waist (just like in Terry Gilliam's Basil)..If she's already read and understood the rules, that's even hotter. You know? That thing they say about the mind being sexy...What some men find super sexy is a woman who's prepared to connect with their interests. Yes we do the sex connection very well. But why should it stop there?If I ever decide to take a life partner on again. It will be someone who really want's to share a goodly amount of my quirky shit (and visa-verca). Not someone who just want's some company to grow old with..So ladies.. Think of this when you're doing you're valentines day purchases/gift making for you men...

  • RHP

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    13 years ago

    Quoting 'DeliciousCplBris' Aren't all men pretty easy to please like this ? :) I know hubby is ....................! His day would be perfect like this ........wake to me giving him a slow wet blow job , let him cum down my throat ( no mess) I then make him coffee and leave him to sleep in ........... I return in an two hours or so dressed in full lingerie and heels, sensually massage him , then fuck him ( telling him to lay down and enjoy , I'll do all the work ) .......... I'd then let him know he doesn't need to go to work , that I have a game of golf booked for him .............when he returns from his time out at golf , we would go out to eat at a pub , few drinks , lots of flirting , drive home stroking his cock while in the car .........race upstairs jump in shower together , wash him lovingly and fuck him hard ....... I'd then let him nap , while I cooked him his favourite dinner ....... Food, fucking, sleep ...... Rinse repeat :) no gift required hahaOh Loirdy, Lordy, Lordy!!Now THAT would be a Valentines Day to remember! :o)

  • RHP

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    13 years ago

    they love to do the dishes therefore a pair of gloves should suffice.

  • RHP

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    13 years ago

    Apart from the obvious , Food & Sex ( together & separate) , I would like to spend the day with a Girl where we are naked all day & watching Porn & doing all the things we see on the Tube . An Intimate Occasion where we can eliminate our boundaries . Turn off our phones , draw the curtains , lock the doors. Be as Filthy as we want to be . Separate ourselves from the outside world for a whole day . Mmmm , my imagination is starting to run wild ;)- Posted from rhpmobile

  • RHP

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    13 years ago

    Head Job????

  • RHP

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    13 years ago

    I Shouldn't have read that while on the train now I have to hide the tent in my pants haha.

  • RHP

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    13 years ago

    What he's having   Hubby Aren't all men pretty easy to please like this ? :) I know hubby is ....................! His day would be perfect like this ........wake to me giving him a slow wet blow job , let him cum down my throat ( no mess) I then make him coffee and leave him to sleep in ........... I return in an two hours or so dressed in full lingerie and heels, sensually massage him , then fuck him ( telling him to lay down and enjoy , I'll do all the work ) .......... I'd then let him know he doesn't need to go to work , that I have a game of golf booked for him .............when he returns from his time out at golf , we would go out to eat at a pub , few drinks , lots of flirting , drive home stroking his cock while in the car .........race upstairs jump in shower together , wash him lovingly and fuck him hard ....... I'd then let him nap , while I cooked him his favourite dinner ....... Food, fucking, sleep ...... Rinse repeat :) no gift required haha Mike

  • RHP

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    13 years ago

    Quoting 'Saskia72' other than the bloody obvious? We could all have a wager on this one... wonder how many "one hour deepthroat blowjobs" will be suggested? LOLYes I realised after there will be only one strong suggestion going through this thread...So the real challenge is, is to think of something else...(somehow I think that will be completely ignored)

  • RHP

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    13 years ago

    A very horny woman in sexy outfit or underwear

  • RHP

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    13 years ago

    I would love a woman to sit on my face and let me lick her until she squirts all over me, personally not into the BJ!

  • RHP

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    13 years ago

    you need to put lessons for all the sexy women out there that think they know us men.. take out your pens and take notes.. :)

  • RHP

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    13 years ago

    To come home to a well cooked meal and a few beers/wine. A gagging blowjob while they sit and watch some sport, followed by the little woman riding them cowgirl style while they starfish, roll over and go to sleep. :p - Posted from rhpmobile

  • On_Safari

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    13 years ago

    Quoting 'DeliciousCplBris'Aren't all men pretty easy to please like this ? :) I know hubby is ....................! His day would be perfect like this ........wake to me giving him a slow wet blow job , let him cum down my throat ( no mess) I then make him coffee and leave him to sleep in ........... I return in an two hours or so dressed in full lingerie and heels, sensually massage him , then fuck him ( telling him to lay down and enjoy , I'll do all the work ) .......... I'd then let him know he doesn't need to go to work , that I have a game of golf booked for him .............when he returns from his time out at golf , we would go out to eat at a pub , few drinks , lots of flirting , drive home stroking his cock while in the car .........race upstairs jump in shower together , wash him lovingly and fuck him hard ....... I'd then let him nap , while I cooked him his favourite dinner ....... Food, fucking, sleep ...... Rinse repeat :) no gift required haha How many men are gonna wanna book you for Valentine's Day...haha...

  • newdimension

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    13 years ago

    You woman have men to easily pidgeon holed

  • RHP

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    13 years ago

    No need to think..... I'll have what Mr Delicious is having... Amen...

  • RHP

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    13 years ago

    valentines day? fantasy? .... i just want a quiet evening somewhere relaxing,... a fine dinner, some wines for her, a bourbon for me (Am Honey over ice will do)..........am very easliy pleased...oh, maybe a coffee and port to end the night....and some 'cuddles'.......

  • RHP

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    13 years ago

    or shall I say less expensive on Valentines Day than women.Interesting...

  • RHP

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    13 years ago

    In 12 years (2 relationships) I've never had a V-day gift of any kind. It's always been me with flowers, dinners, etc etc. what I'll do for myself this year is go fishing in the morning, hopefully con a great friend of mine (not that kind an friend) into a nice lunch and that's about it. No sex, no BJ marathons :-( quite boring but it's exactly what I choose

  • RHP

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    13 years ago

    1. Blow job, in the style Mrs Delish describes; 2. Steak and eggs; 3. Golf, on a course requiring a two hour private jet flight, hosted by a naked Scarlet Johansson; 4. 5 star dinner at exclusive strip club VIP room following my 7-under round; 5. Return flight with champagne and Wild Turkey, and Scarlet replaced by Jessica Alba; 6. An indescribable four hours with Jessica and my honey; AND 7. A day off work the following day. Done! We are such simple creatures....

  • RHP

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    13 years ago

    so boringly predictable

  • RHP

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    13 years ago

    at least you can't be accused of being materialistic.   DG does have a point though, these are the things you should be enjoying every day.

  • RHP

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    13 years ago

    I would love a woman to initiate something like Mrs delicious said. Can honestly say I don't think there has been a single time where I have been surprised like that :(

  • RHP

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    13 years ago

    All I want is a new Telescope.....;-)Danny

  • RHP

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    13 years ago

    Quoting 'Hotdiggettydamn' I would love a woman to initiate something like Mrs delicious said. Can honestly say I don't think there has been a single time where I have been surprised like that :( Come to think of it, I've never had anything special done either!!I've had dinner cooked for me once which was nice.OMG what a revelation! But oh so sad lol now that I'm finding out what others have got.

  • RHP

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    13 years ago

    It's not that these things are not enjoyed every day, but more that you have a relaxing day where you can immerse yourself in these things and each other. Rarely is that possible with the busy lifestyles a lot of people lead these days.

  • RHP

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    13 years ago

    Quoting 'Philosopherpoet' All I want is a new Telescope.....;-)Danny This is Valentine's Day, not Father's Day! lol

  • RHP

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    13 years ago

    I'd like to come home after a long day and find a note on the door that read...'I've done the dishes, taken out the trash, vacuumed the house and dusted. I've mowed the lawns, trimmed the hedges and put everything in the green recycling. I've washed and waxed your car and just for fun, gave it a complete servicing. Please do come in'.Then as I drop my keys on the little table near the door, I find a glass with three fingers of my favourite along with another note that read...'Meet you in the bedroom'.I race down the hall and throw open the door, there are three gorgeous naked women with red ribbons in their hair laughing and calling out to me... 'Hurry, we've been waiting'.My gardener, housekeeper and mechanic...all three are beautiful women. Dream big or don't dream at all!

  • RHP

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    13 years ago

    But i already knew that...What's with all these blokes wanting stuff they should be getting nearly every day anyway?? Talk about selling your selves all short!!MAN LICENCES REVOKED!!~rolls eyes~

  • RHP

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    13 years ago

    Would be the news that it would will be no more commercial and media pressure brought to bear on to relationship due to the misrepresentation of a medieval saint and a random day the catholic church assigned to him. For fuck's sake, why not random acts showing love and devotion instead.     But if anybody wants to wake me up by giving me a headjob, feed me, play a board game with me and send me of for a game a golf, please apply within.

  • RHP

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    13 years ago

    Quoting 'Funlover71' Would be the news that it would will be no more commercial and media pressure brought to bear on to relationship due to the misrepresentation of a medieval saint and a random day the catholic church assigned to him. For fuck's sake, why not random acts showing love and devotion instead.     But if anybody wants to wake me up by giving me a headjob, feed me, play a board game with me and send me of for a game a golf, please apply within. I think my brain is slowing dying from reading the "Evil masses" 3x (or whatever it's called thread)I completely forgot, but my last partner of 7 years didn't believe in Valentine's either, and it didn't bother me. I hate those teddy bears and stuffed devils...Yes I got beautiful gifts for my birthday and Christmas and got to go out to fancy restaurants regularly, however there is something kinda sweet when that tough stance is dropped and your surprised with a bunch of roses... (like everyone else lol :)

  • RHP

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    13 years ago

    No gift giving this year...working :-( Ask me again in 12months ;-)- Posted from rhpmobile

  • RHP

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    13 years ago

    Quoting 'Funlover71' Would be the news that it would will be no more commercial and media pressure brought to bear on to relationship due to the misrepresentation of a medieval saint and a random day the catholic church assigned to him.   Love this more   For fuck's sake, why not random acts showing love and devotion instead. Would love to do this !!! But if anybody wants to wake me up by giving me a headjob, feed me, play a board game with me and send me of for a game a golf, please apply within.       Funlover ...please relocate to Perth....please     .....FFS the rest of East is slowly infiltrating over here...so you can come too !!!

  • RHP

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    13 years ago

    Well ladies, I have a face only a mother could love So...... I would like a call from my mum, as she does every year to tell me that she loves me and one day I will have my own valentine Gotta love my mum, she's the best in the whooooole world x

  • RHP

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    13 years ago

    I'm shocked Noone's spoilt you like that

  • RHP

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    13 years ago

    jamiematherson you big softie!!!

  • RHP

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    13 years ago

    Bake me a strawberry cheese cake and invite me over for dessert only dinner… a lill’ glass of green walnut liqueur and soft kisses… in background playing Jonas Kaufmann’s arias… a dance watching our shadows move amongst the candle lit room… “Not a word spoken”… for it is love… for most part of the year thought of… often spoken of… let the moment of its intentional reason… shine through eyes and caress of your touch… Please say no to loud Valentines days… (at least till midnight) ;)

  • RHP

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    13 years ago

    i would luv to be stalked by a secret admirer on valentines day.. a myterious card smelling of perfume a hint of a lipstick kiss to seal the envelope..ill be quietly waiting ladies

  • RHP

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    13 years ago

    Must be gettn old.....-. I haven't been fantasizing about a sexy Valentine's day......all I want is a romantic evening out, lol. With pussypants if course....- Posted from rhpmobile

  • RHP

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    13 years ago

    Quoting 'Hotdiggettydamn' I'm shocked Noone's spoilt you like that So am I! lolBut then again... I can see why, those 2 long term relationships... that's why they "were"...

  • RHP

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    13 years ago

    Quoting 'OneEmerald' Quoting 'Hotdiggettydamn' I'm shocked Noone's spoilt you like that So am I! lolBut then again... I can see why, those 2 long term relationships... that's why they "were"... I can see why, those 2 long term relationships... "were"

  • RHP

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    13 years ago

    I spent 18 months in Perth/Fremantle which was at least 12 months too long. Great place to visit though. ;-).

  • RHP

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    13 years ago

    Dont need it to be valentines day to give the man a blow job Im there to do that regardless I ♥ you Wazza xx

  • RHP

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    13 years ago

    Perth has a way of doing your head in

  • RHP

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    13 years ago

    Quoting 'jamiematherson'What would I like on Valentines? The cool side of a pillow A soft kiss barely grazing my lips A cool caressing breeze on a hot summers night as you lay spread across a king size bed, naked with a freshly laundered Egyptian cotton sheet draped across my body Lingering passion and a long life sounds so good and really easily done ! Thi8ink this one is worth a go!

  • RHP

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    13 years ago

    Quoting 'wildcaress' Bake me a strawberry cheese cake and invite me over for dessert only dinner… a lill’ glass of green walnut liqueur and soft kisses… in background playing Jonas Kaufmann’s arias… a dance watching our shadows move amongst the candle lit room… “Not a word spoken”… for it is love… for most part of the year thought of… often spoken of… let the moment of its intentional reason… shine through eyes and caress of your touch… Please say no to loud Valentines days… (at least till midnight) ;)

  • RHP

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    13 years ago

    A Missus? Lmao!- Posted from rhpmobile

  • RHP

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    13 years ago

    Well, since my partner and I live an hour apart, and she has had to deal with quite a bit personally over the last few months, we have only seen each other 3 times in that time...........SO.............my perfect Valentines Day gift/surprise would simply be that we could spend time together (even just an arvo/evening). That's all I want.....no present, no special dinner cooked for me, no special attention...........just.....TOGETHERNESS!!

  • RHP

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    13 years ago

    Woohoo, nuff said.- Posted from rhpmobile

  • RHP

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    13 years ago

    Yes I'd like a little small penis humiliation lol

  • RHP

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    13 years ago

    mrs delicious sounds perfect .only i not into golf ....

  • RHP

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    13 years ago

    Quoting 'Slippery_tongue' Well, since my partner and I live an hour apart, and she has had to deal with quite a bit personally over the last few months, we have only seen each other 3 times in that time...........SO.............my perfect Valentines Day gift/surprise would simply be that we could spend time together (even just an arvo/evening). That's all I want.....no present, no special dinner cooked for me, no special attention...........just.....TOGETHERNESS!! That is so romantic Now I wish I'd never asked the question lol

  • RHP

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    13 years ago

    My "was" last long term relationship forgot our anniversary a couple of years ago, then forgot my birthday last year, valentines was the least of our problems haha

  • RHP

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    13 years ago

    Hey Aussie_beef are you up for a date???

  • RHP

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    13 years ago

    Quoting 'Hotdiggettydamn' My "was" last long term relationship forgot our anniversary a couple of years ago, then forgot my birthday last year, valentines was the least of our problems haha OMG I totally forgot about my ex blatantly ignoring my birthday, the catalyst to the end of course...Where do we get these people?

  • RHP

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    13 years ago

    OneEmerald.. Sounds like our exes are perfect for each other :P

  • RHP

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    13 years ago

    Quoting 'OneEmerald' Quoting 'Slippery_tongue' Well, since my partner and I live an hour apart, and she has had to deal with quite a bit personally over the last few months, we have only seen each other 3 times in that time...........SO.............my perfect Valentines Day gift/surprise would simply be that we could spend time together (even just an arvo/evening). That's all I want.....no present, no special dinner cooked for me, no special attention...........just.....TOGETHERNESS!! That is so romantic Now I wish I'd never asked the question lol It's all good......I was already thinking that before I saw your forum question

  • RHP

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    13 years ago

    At this stage.... i'de have to say a new job.

  • RHP

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    13 years ago

    Well my partner does not indulge in this commercial hype, but I would love to give him his fantasy. I would have a young man come over to my place and shower me with lovely oils. Then he would kiss me until i could not hold onto the spasms in my body. He would then invite me to my bedroom, or wherever is comfortable and slowly put his cock into me...thrusting me until i washed him with my cum and while all this is happening my man is watching waiting for his turn... my valentines day pressie to him x (and myself!)

  • RHP

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    13 years ago

    I prefer to have bj 364 days and on 14 feb I d love to see her playing a bagpipe just for the fun :P lol and lol

  • RHP

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    13 years ago

    Mrs Delicous I cant help but wonder what your magnificent holier than holier Mr delicous is doing for you on valentines day   What? Watching you limp around in those heavy chains and callipers you are obviously attached to as you run around chasing after his every desire 24/7   good lord woman, get a damn life

  • RHP

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    13 years ago

    Just remembered my car is due on the 14th... I'd settle for a green slip.

  • RHP

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    13 years ago

    Mrs HH love that pink lingerie im your profile pic, you dressed in that would be a nice valentines or any times present I could wish for ;-) XxX ps you look way way better than average as your profile depicts, I am sure your underestimating just a wee bit x

  • RHP

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    13 years ago

    Quoting 'Hotdiggettydamn' OneEmerald.. Sounds like our exes are perfect for each other :P A new expansion of RHP...EDEO-RHPExes deserve each other RHP :)

  • RHP

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    13 years ago

    I will let you next time I am in Melbourne ;)

  • RHP

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    13 years ago

    I have a driving test on the 14th.I get really really nervous when I'm doing tests so I’ll be getting no sleep for all the wrong reasons..~frowns~ Quoting 'Messolonghi' Just remembered my car is due on the 14th... I'd settle for a green slip.

  • RHP

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    13 years ago

    Valentines Day is for the girls...you do the job right and due reward happens on March 14...BBBJ Day, that is beef, beer and blowjob day, feel free to replace beer with bourbon, bundy or your favourite spirit. There are websites that will tell you all about it, Steak and BJ Day. Cheers

  • RHP

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    13 years ago

    Love it :) maybe we could introduce them.. We could put a story in rhp's success stories