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What names do men give their penis's?
March 18 2013
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RHP User
13 years ago
I'm a firm believer that women/men should never name their own breasts/penises. Nicknames should always be earned from a lover.Accordingly, my first girlfriend once bequeathed mine with the title"Young Patrick", after his namesake, Patrick Swayze. We had just watched Dirty Dancing and both felt that was a suitably worthy title. In fact, she felt it quite a lot that night, haw haw.
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RHP User
13 years ago
I foresee a line of guys offering up names to represent something more significant than what it is.lolGO!DG
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RHP User
13 years ago
Cyril
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RHP User
13 years ago
The brains? Lol
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RHP User
13 years ago
No name for me. Anyone watch can of worms last night....."Gods Harpoon" lol.Least favourite....wang
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RHP User
13 years ago
was a real monarchist,he loved both the old Queens and called his pleasure rod Phil.
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RHP User
13 years ago
MasterGreen GG♒- Posted from rhpmobile
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Cheekyarses
13 years ago
Yes I watched 'can of worms' funny funny
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RHP User
13 years ago
Cock because it is one
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RHP User
13 years ago
Mate, he cums everywhere with me
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RHP User
13 years ago
...as in, Tyrannosaurus. No, of course not. What's more interesting is the pet name my *wang* has for me. - Posted from rhpmobile
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RHP User
13 years ago
Quoting 'Meeka100'The brains? Lol Only if I can be Pinky.
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RHP User
13 years ago
Quoting 'neptune_drift' Accordingly, my first girlfriend once bequeathed mine with the title"Young Patrick", after his namesake, Patrick Swayze. We had just watched Dirty Dancing and both felt that was a suitably worthy title. To quote Patrick in Dirty Dancing: “You just put your pickle on everybody’s plate, college boy, and leave the hard stuff to me.”
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RHP User
13 years ago
Bob?
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RHP User
13 years ago
Because he aims to please ;-)
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RHP User
13 years ago
Phillip - Posted from rhpmobile
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RHP User
13 years ago
Quoting 'wowwow11' Cock because it is one Ooh I bet you have a huge mongrel of a cock too.
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RHP User
13 years ago
i nicknamed a fb's one once Romeo...for obvious reasons
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RHP User
13 years ago
Really small, was he miss ding?"where for art thou?!" lolDG
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RHP User
13 years ago
The conqueror Does it need explaining? - Posted from rhpmobile
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RHP User
13 years ago
Any ladies need their temperature taken? Lol.
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RHP User
13 years ago
Little Sally came home from school with a smile on her face and told her mother, "Frankie Brown showed me his weenie today at the playground!" Before the mother could raise a concern, Sally went on to say, "It reminded me of a peanut."Relaxing with a hidden smile, Sally's Mom asked, "Really small, was it?"Sally replied, "No... Salty."
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RHP User
13 years ago
I just threw up in my mouth a little.
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RHP User
13 years ago
sorry ms D.... I though it was a bit wrong as well - couldn't resist though hehe
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RHP User
13 years ago
Love truncheon
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