RHP

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What makes you dry up/go soft?

July 31 2010

Just wondering with all the Forum posts on sexual turn ons...What to you is an absolute turn off? Mine are: Licking/nibbling my ears Sloppy kisses Touching/Kissing my feet A guy that complains about condoms xFunlovingx

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  • RHP

    RHP User

    15 years ago

    Smokers Funlovin, For me its Drunk women.Touching my feet.Loud women with a potty mouth.Women with more muscles than me.Long unruly,  thinking jungle type pubic hair...god knows what could be living in there....but i aint going in there to find out!Cheers Nev

  • RHP

    RHP User

    15 years ago

    Definate turn offs would be pubic hair hairy armpits chicks with body image issues low hygene standards chicks that blame men for everything thats gone wrong in their lives laziness Cherers Mr Easy

  • RHP

    RHP User

    15 years ago

    lack of respect or intelligence drunks/drug induced people people who call me 'hun' 'babe' without the intimacy text speak (gr8, m8) i expect that from my teenage nieces!! crassness

  • RHP

    RHP User

    15 years ago

    * A guy that thinks a passionate kiss is the same one that he would give his mother! * bad breath, uncleaned teeth..eeeewww.. * snoring! * greasy hair * socks and sandles combo..hahaha * ferral feet * really hairy backs * comb overs and alike!!!! soooo not cool!!! * people that dont lift their feet when they walk. * mo's, long beards,mono brows, and hairy ears! * 'half glass empty' minds * people who dont know how to laugh freely -maple- *

  • RHP

    RHP User

    15 years ago

    Five worst turn-offs, IMHO: * Smoking * Lacking a sense of humour (can't observe the funny side of life, crack the occasional joke, take a joke without interpreting it as a personal attack, or have ability to laugh at yourself) * Rarely generates a creative/intellectual spark * Clingy, high maintenance, not independent, selfish, flaky * Self-respect/self-esteem so poor that you think you're ugly/nasty, can't take a compliment, or think someone is being patronising when they say something nice / do something nice for you

  • RHP

    RHP User

    15 years ago

    High pitched, raspy voices that are a bit like the sound of fingernails being dragged over a chalkboard! Even if Charlize or Angelina made an offer and sounded remotely like Fran Dressler from "The Nanny" ...no. Okay so perhaps in these two rather unlikely examples "maybe, but with earplugs" might be more the truth but still...the switch goes to off. | Excessive use of perfume is also on the list. I love the scent of woman when it is tastefully applied, but if they have obviously bathed in it...the taste of even the best is not pleasant and I prefer not to shower, put on my own clothes and still smell like a woman. Sorry...I like the scent of my own cologne too. | As for a few the rest...I prefer negotiation to prescription!

  • RHP

    RHP User

    15 years ago

    Or so Im told....lol

  • DonnaBrett

    DonnaBrett

    15 years ago

    Pubic hairStinky 'bits'Bad breathSmokersBad teethDirty greasy hairDread LocksB.O. (how do some people not know they stink??)The morbidly obese YobbosFeralsBogansDrugsObnoxious drunks........probably will think of more later...

  • RHP

    RHP User

    15 years ago

    ShortLong hairSmokerDrugsSloppy kissing... or someone who goes for the tongue on the first kiss!LazinessClingyness/Desperation/PossessivenessTelling me what to do

  • RHP

    RHP User

    15 years ago

    smokers piss heads bad oral/genital hygeine aggression expecting me to perform/cum ("oh, you WILL cum, I am so wonderful you won't be able to stop yourself") ear and or feet licking/sucking condom aversion and for online chatting, to lead to meeting, filthy talk which is supposed to turn me on. Telling me you are horny and that 'of course' I am (coz I am listening to you dribble shit) isn't gonna work.

  • RHP

    RHP User

    15 years ago

    Turns offs for women: 1,248 itemsTurns off for men: ummmm..... Everyone has their own preferences My biggest turns offs though:A woman who shaves more often than I do.Someone who uses the word "Like" at least twice per sentence. "And he was like, you know saying stuff like!! It was sooo rad!"Body Odor and the opposite, too much perfume!Arrogance instead of confidence or rudeness towards anyoneStupidity. I met with a stunningly gorgeous girl once, she said (and I'm not joking) "I dreamed I was an apple! It was so cool!". So dumb I was amazed she could remember to breath lolThe list could go on. And on. And on... but I'll stop there LOL

  • DonnaBrett

    DonnaBrett

    15 years ago

    ....Techno/dance/rave/rap/grunge..'so called' music..... Arrrggghhhh!!!!!!!

  • RHP

    RHP User

    15 years ago

    My turn off's are: Long hair (past shoulders), Beards or any facial hair longer than 2 days growth, Bad personal hygiene, Drugs takers & Drunks, Short guys (under 5’7), Blondes & Red Heads, Younger guys under the age of 25, Hairy guys or unmanaged pubic hair… (Shaved or lightly haired only), Unemployed, Vulgar, rude and vain men., Taby.

  • RHP

    RHP User

    15 years ago

    no body loves me cept lippy(don't have menopause yet)ahahahahahahahahahahahahhahahahashit man. need ta lift my game..ahahahahahahahahahahahahahanoooooot.........ahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaFerel Earl

  • RHP

    RHP User

    15 years ago

    1. Arrogance....thinking ya shit don't stink....coz lemme tell ya.....IT DOES!!2. Bad Breath....I mean really....if i wanted to taste shit...I'D EAT IT!3. Drunk, gropey guys.....and I mean....groping every female within groping distance.4. Nasty attitude...sarcastic...mean-spirited.Apart from that....each is judged on individual merits....as I hope I am.JMO...BJxxx

  • RHP

    RHP User

    15 years ago

    drugs, liers, guys who expect head but dont return the favour, being called hun or baby or darl, kissing feet, guys who only focus on boobs and crutch (hello there is so much more to my body).

  • RHP

    RHP User

    15 years ago

    hey kitten085, how are you??

  • RHP

    RHP User

    15 years ago

    Quoting 'mynameisearl2'no body loves me cept lippy(don't have menopause yet)ahahahahahahahahahahahahhahahahashit man. need ta lift my game..ahahahahahahahahahahahahahanoooooot.........ahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaFerel Earl Feelin high and dry right about now....NOOOOT...lol Still love ya Babeeee!!

  • RHP

    RHP User

    15 years ago

    Bad personal hygiene, but I think that's an all across the board given.Lack of sense of humour, probably the biggest turn-off there is for me.People who are pretentious and have tickets on themselves.Sloppy, tongue bashing, teeth clashing wet kisses. Ew.Miss CP