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What makes a good profile
January 20 2011
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RHP User
15 years ago
Someone who meets our criteria and is into the same things as us, and lives close by. Yeah it's nice if they include some more personal stuff and photos etc, but even if they don't we will still initiate contact if they seem compatible and go from there.Probably doesn't help you much Jbom, since the couples/swingers scene is kinda different than a single male seeking I would imagine.Mrs NTN
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RHP User
15 years ago
An interesting picture ~ it's your shopfront... of course, if you don't have one.. you have to attract people to your profile some other way.. for example through the forum or chat rooms.Once you get people through the door you need to generate further interest with your personality. If you don't have one.. that can be difficult.. but take a look at somone else's that you find interesting.. and make it your own. You know the old technique of walking into a crowd of people that you do not know ... you mimick the stance of others and that makes you instantly blend in... lol. You can also show your personality in chat rooms and this forum and ignore your profile pretty much.Then there are your choices... instead of choosing everything.. which kind of makes you look desperate... choose the things you truly desperately enjoy. The profile is really just your shopfront. You still have to make the sale. That means the way you communicate with people is really fundamental to success. You're going to get a lot of time wasters... so an attractive quality is to show a pleasant disposition... the old adage that smiling people get dates is just as good today as it has ever been.HugsStalky
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RHP User
15 years ago
Mate I am not a writer or proclaim to be a subject mater expert. As a couple from our experiance we look at the pictures and the name. As Stalky said your picture is the book cover you need something different. What we find is half the couples on here only show pics of the female. That is a turn off for us as we are a couple and both have to find the other couple apealing to each other. As my partner says she shouldn't have to take one for the team just because i think the photo of the chick is hot. Secondly we then read the profile. This is where you need to sell your story. A lot of people just use the generic computer one which is boring. Jaz it up and talk about you and your interest. Update it as things change, Be funny in it and straight to the point. I can tell you now half the people don't read it they just look nat the pics and go wow i want to fuck her or him and send a flirt or messege. which if your not looking for a typ of person and they continue to messege you becomes annoying. Anyway hope this helped in some small way take it easy. R&D
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RHP User
15 years ago
The text-speak does my head in too! As does any profile with bad spelling - the numerous times I've seen 'discreet' incorrectly spelled 'discrete' just makes me want to scream in frustration! Must be the schoolmarm in me that just wants to draw a big red biro cross through those profiles. Being a lot more choosy these days, you have to tick every box before I will agree to a meeting, so the profile needs to be something that stands out from the crowd. Intelligence, wit, honesty and a few sharp sentences that demonstrate you have personality and imagination, as well as a cute smile in a profile pic will do for me! OK boys? Have we learned our lesson? Or does Miss Dee need to bend you over her knee and give you a damn good spanking for not listening in class?
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DonnaBrett
15 years ago
Well worded, correct spelling, all boxes answered, as in none of this "ASK ME" nonsense and decent photos (preferably face photos) because a profile full of dick, tit & pussy shots means nothing. On the subject of photos, put in some effort. Pictures taken with a basket of washing or kids toys scattered in the background is not appealing, nor are ones showing people smoking or blokes in their stubbies with a beer can in hand..tacky tacky tacky. Also someone willing to give a number and speak on the phone, we're not interested in meaningless emails or msn.
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RHP User
15 years ago
Well for me the person who belongs to the profile. Likes : Good sense of humour, witty, quick tongue , attractive ,and a Hot looks with a body with all the right proportions according to me
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Innercircle
15 years ago
We figured out, that by having the longest profile in RHP's history, all the brain dead tossers fall asleep by the end of it, or simply scurry away with a look of fear at all the big words on their screen... either way, it works! No more single guys emailing us! Those that do read it to the end, and enjoy it, shoot us a message. We've gone from sending emails, and get no responces, to logging in and being unable to keep up with those emailing us!
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RHP User
15 years ago
So out of curiosity how does our profile stack up? Yes we don't have Mob number but that becaues we don't want every dick calling us. We give it if we are interested in others. R&D
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RHP User
15 years ago
No shit rockers you guys weren't joking about a huge amount of info on your profile......good job we can read and have half decent attention spans :) Still keen to meet up by the way so ready when you are.
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RHP User
15 years ago
Shame you live in WA we would email you. Looking hot. R&D
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RHP User
15 years ago
Yes!! My thoughts exactly! Detest bad spelling & text-speak & I want to scream when I see ''discreet" spelt as discrete.... Has to be your own words & not the template profile. A nice clear face pic showing sexy eyes & smile in your Private Gallery or as your profile pic. CK xx
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DonnaBrett
15 years ago
Haha...yeah love your profile Rockercouple... the "Shazza" comments are classic but oh so true LOL. We have a saying "Does a Bogan know they're a Bogan..and if they don't, what do they think a Bogan is? " Ahhh..if only we were a bit younger, we'd be on the first flight to Perth!!
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DonnaBrett
15 years ago
No guys..we didn't mean you have a number on your profile (we don't)..but people must be willing to give it on first contact through this site.
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RHP User
15 years ago
Couples with pics of both..not just her. Location, sence of humor (boring hot people are still boring in bed it seems). No bossy women or wimpy guys. Good bodies are a plus.. People who make an effort and know what role playing is ... B
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Innercircle
15 years ago
haha, we say the same shit about bogans!!Back in the old days, bogans wore flannelette and skin tight black jeans with desert boots (suede only!) or addidas white runners. They were known trouble makers, but mostly did stuff for shits and giggles. These days though, they sit at home nursing a coldie, and only venture out for the odd ACDC concert. These bogans, have stories to tell. They can spend hours talking shit and having a laugh about nothing at all. But damn, they can be pretty crass, and very unsofisticated. Their kids, Brock, Jackson and Hayley are little terrors, but know when to shut up and sit down.Today's bogan is a cockhead in a "Chevrolet" Holden ute (with a 'fuck off, we're full' sticker), an Elwood/Ed Hardy/Travisty/Mossimo shirt, a pair of jeans with paint strategically splattered all over them (not to forget the two inches of 'crack' showing), and a 60" plasma on a six year interest free plan in their biege brick'd McMansion. They head out on the town with sixteen jagerbombs under their belt, and after the P!NK concert end up glassing some 'cunt' who accidently looks at them while their leave the doof doof club on at 4am in the morning. Their kids, Brokk, Jaxon and Hayleigh all suffer from ADD, and will 'fuck you up' if you tell them to shut their potty mouths...Ultimately, the cringe worthy old school bogan would win with us. Even if we did have to drink Emu Export whilst in their company :) We love to play games with the newer version, and we both know we are guuna get a face full of glass one night for our efforts!Of course, then we have the dero's... that's an entirely different class right there!
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DonnaBrett
15 years ago
That's funny Rockers...you must look at the world through the same glasses as us!! Yeah the dero's..UGH!..and don't get us started on the boneheads (ie: football thugs) who must just sit at home thinking (if that's possible) before they go out .." "Derrr I wunder who I'm gonna smash in the face tonight?" There's a saying that our circle of friends often say here on the RARE occasions we see trouble at a metal/rock club or gig.... "The short hairs are causing trouble again" ..cos 99.9% of the time that's the case!!
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RHP User
15 years ago
Hah-Heeeemmmmmm!!! I hereby challenger RockerCouple80 to compare sizes..... of profile of course. I think you will find that mine is quite sizeable too. Jealous much? Loving you - Mr and Mrs RockerCouple80 as always, WWX.
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Innercircle
15 years ago
Ah Wingman, you of all people know we like to talk. Mostly shit, but it's talk none the less. But yes your profile is massive, just like your ego. I wish we could limit our in person experience to 3900 characters like your profile is! We kid, we kid :)We are a couple that hates to be limited. RHP see fit to limit our profile (and therefore, our online persona!) to within 3950 characters, and our validations to a mere 160 characters. We'd have to txt speek to fit in all the gory details of our validations! So, rather than do that, let's throw up a validation for Mr. Wingman Wilcoxx right here, right now:We would all surely agree that WWI and WWII were world changing events. If you'd like a life changing event for yourself, you'll need WWX. All the thrills and spills of both an aerobatic motorcross display, and the shear popcorn entertainment value of "proffessional" wrestling, but somehow nothing like either, and all about sex. Proof of Wilcoxx's prowess is the fact he has two x's in his name. That alone is fucking sexxy. 5 Stars from Rockercouple80 !!
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RHP User
15 years ago
Extra special cuddles coming your way RockerCouple80. Be afraid.
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RHP User
15 years ago
You are spot on, Miss Sweetie Pie!
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RHP User
15 years ago
I just looked at your profile out of curiosity. Well done! What a sexy, loving couple - with integrity and honesty. Long profiles rock. \m/
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Innercircle
15 years ago
Quoting 'WingmanWilcoxx' Extra special cuddles coming your way RockerCouple80. Be afraid. As long as you don't pull out that puppetry of the penis shit again, we're all good.
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RHP User
15 years ago
Rocker couple you may think that RHP is limiting your online persona but I think you still manage to show your persona very well on here. How refreshing!!xx
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RHP User
15 years ago
Quoting 'rockercouple80'haha, we say the same shit about bogans!!Back in the old days, bogans wore flannelette and skin tight black jeans with desert boots (suede only!) or addidas white runners. They were known trouble makers, but mostly did stuff for shits and giggles. These days though, they sit at home nursing a coldie, and only venture out for the odd ACDC concert. These bogans, have stories to tell. They can spend hours talking shit and having a laugh about nothing at all. But damn, they can be pretty crass, and very unsofisticated. Their kids, Brock, Jackson and Hayley are little terrors, but know when to shut up and sit down.Today's bogan is a cockhead in a "Chevrolet" Holden ute (with a 'fuck off, we're full' sticker), an Elwood/Ed Hardy/Travisty/Mossimo shirt, a pair of jeans with paint strategically splattered all over them (not to forget the two inches of 'crack' showing), and a 60" plasma on a six year interest free plan in their biege brick'd McMansion. They head out on the town with sixteen jagerbombs under their belt, and after the P!NK concert end up glassing some 'cunt' who accidently looks at them while their leave the doof doof club on at 4am in the morning. Their kids, Brokk, Jaxon and Hayleigh all suffer from ADD, and will 'fuck you up' if you tell them to shut their potty mouths...Ultimately, the cringe worthy old school bogan would win with us. Even if we did have to drink Emu Export whilst in their company :) We love to play games with the newer version, and we both know we are guuna get a face full of glass one night for our efforts!Of course, then we have the dero's... that's an entirely different class right there! I think i love you guys <3
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RHP User
15 years ago
I agree that it's most important to have a clear face and body pic that is clothed and another one or quite a few unclothed/plain naked. It's nice to know what they like to do and their preferences with correct diction and spelling. Always makes a good impression when trying to "court" potential lovers. I enjoy reading profiles and I must admit Wingman Willcoxx's was an interesting read.Creating original profiles is far more appealing.
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RHP User
15 years ago
"I want to be an obedient interstate cumslut and suck all your loads from the jocks and sox you use as cumrags after a big session. Or lick out your stubborn cum and piss stains from old jocks worn for a few days. Especially like cleaning sirs old trashed gym sox and jocks he has worn for days.I am happy to be a playtoy for any mates sir has in melbourne as a gift from my sir."Ok.. so it targets a specific audience.. but it is clear and concise, yet detailed!HUgsStalky
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RHP User
15 years ago
I do try to keep the reader interested. And I will write a reply to your message when I get home from work today. Wingman Wilcoxx Fantasy Engineer to the Stars.
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RHP User
15 years ago
Rockercouple80.... you have just ruled out anyone from Rockingham....Bogan capital of Australia. I went to a house party in Canning Vale a week or so ago where I had the pleasure of meeting the Wingman...Realising it was a pretty classy area I decided to take my www.boganandproud.com black stubby holder to hold my water bottle which suspiciously smelt more like white sambucca. I did it truly to let my own personality shine through. Suddenly this is slanting and i dont know why... Anyways it scored a multitude of comments as most people have the bogan gene... they are just scared to get in touch with it.Ask the wingman why I should have let the Rockingham Bogan girl out in the play area instead of behaving myself....hehehe.
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Innercircle
15 years ago
Quoting 'Annabella237' Rockercouple80.... you have just ruled out anyone from Rockingham....Bogan capital of Australia. Last time we met someone from 'Rocko', Mr Rocker told them "they are exhibiting social rudeness!!". Stunned looks all around was the responce, except from their underage children.... their cry was "yeah, stop being a fuckin c%nt mum!!"Charming!Of course, this was in OUR playground, a rock concert. Less than 30 seconds later the lead guitarist who'd travelled all the way from hollywierd recognised Mr Rocker, and winked, waved, and shouted his name, to which the bogans surrounding us thought was the most amazing thing in the world, and back slapping and hand shaking was the order of the day... forgotten were the run-ins and altercations only moments before, the accusations of being a "couple fucking wierd goth fuckers" and offers of beer or drinks were then bandied around. They had just met someone, who knew someone from another country. Oh My Goodness!! But, one rule we shall always abide by... you never accept a drink from someone who just PISSED IN A CUP AND THREW IT AT A BOUNCER. Escpecially if she's a'lady'.Social Rudeness :)
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RHP User
15 years ago
Omg!! Lmfao!!! The kid said that to the mum... That's soooo wrong.. I have a 2 yo and I say to him "don't make me sound like a fishwife" there is a screamer over the back.. And I don't mean from sex.. They would be sayin that about me lol... And I point out to my youngin.. Geez ain't you glad your old girl don't sound like that my little nugget" Anyway and my apologies to the poster of this topic.. We have got waaay off topic so I have started a new thread about bogans. It should be up they reckon in a day or so. Rocker Couple .. U need five sets of handcuffs.. One for each limb.. Unless she also had cankles. Anna Mole .. Rocko Chick n proud c$nts
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