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What made you smile/grin/giggle or horny today???
October 22 2010
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RHP User
15 years ago
What made me grin (I don't giggle) was watching the very lovely young ladies wandering about the streets of the CBD on the first really warm day of the year. I hope what I saw today is going to be this year's fashion. | Smile and laugh...far too easy, a conversation with a very good friend! | As for the next two...breathing usually is enough to start the motor running. | ...and all of the above make me happy!
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RHP User
15 years ago
the lingerie i tried on after work that actually fit and looked rather sexy made me smile, giggle and blush..... The oh so cute police officer wedged next to me in the lift made me grin and the hot guy i saw mysteriously getting touched up with make up or suntan lotion outside a church (???) whilst i was on a work errand made my day..... mmmmm. There really are so many nice moments in a day we forget about - the hidden looks, caught smiles - even just the rain falling upon your skin. Little moments are what are memorable. Lotus
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RHP User
15 years ago
And not telling!!!!!
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RHP User
15 years ago
Our new dog of two weeks (Finn) and our cat (Pesci) both snuggling up together with me on our bed. Too cute for words and they are finally the best of friends! Pusscat xx
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RHP User
15 years ago
Fionabee you tease Pussycat, ya just gotta love pets
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RHP User
15 years ago
hehe and the reason???? I have never been groped so much on the workplace than i did yesterday - and no I am not going to dignify anyone with the sexual harrassemenet aspect of my day because damn it I started it!!!!!!!!!!! and if I am going to do them for sexual harrassment I hate to think about the group action that could be taken against me - oh wait for it to be sexual harrassment it has to be unwelcome doesnt it??? Nope not unwelcome here.....Needless to say it was quite a laugh to see what kind of situations all 3 of the warehouse staff would try and get me into so they could be alone with me to be able to play with my arse and in the case of one of the storeman my breast - ahh men - got to love them...... Kisses Focus
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RHP User
15 years ago
Quoting 'focusliason' hehe and the reason???? I have never been groped so much on the workplace than i did yesterday - and no I am not going to dignify anyone with the sexual harrassemenet aspect of my day because damn it I started it!!!!!!!!!!! and if I am going to do them for sexual harrassment I hate to think about the group action that could be taken against me - oh wait for it to be sexual harrassment it has to be unwelcome doesnt it??? Nope not unwelcome here.....Needless to say it was quite a laugh to see what kind of situations all 3 of the warehouse staff would try and get me into so they could be alone with me to be able to play with my arse and in the case of one of the storeman my breast - ahh men - got to love them...... Kisses Focus
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RHP User
15 years ago
I want your job! xxJo
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RHP User
15 years ago
Receiving a text message while at work..from a RHP friend ..wishing me a great day..no crass "show us ya tits" message , no moronic "are you horny" texts..but just a simple "have a great day"..sent from a sweet, sexy man..mwah
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RHP User
15 years ago
Focus you never cease to amaze cait you lucky gal, those are often the most arousing messages i sayWell for me it was seeing my 3 Kiddies faces all happy to see me and the loads of 'get well' wishes from family and friends A warm and fuzzy Mrs xx
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RHP User
15 years ago
Haha what made me horny well I woke up that was enough. What made me smile? The new girls at work havin a cat fight What made me laugh? One of the guys kickin a footy around the workshops and not seein a pole infront of him that the ball bounced off and hit him in the head What made me happy? Getting a text from a girl from my hometown asking if she could be my date to the highschool reunion even tho she is 8 yrs my junior haha also this made my whole day
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RHP User
15 years ago
I am at the race track watching my two favourite men in the world race their WRX's round the track and jump out after the cool down with big smiles because they have shaved a few hundreths of a second off their lap times. I love a man that is competent at what he does. Soooo sexy!!
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RHP User
15 years ago
A birthday party at utopia last night - a birthday cupcake was balanced on the birthday boy's head - you can guess what happened next - we were all in stitches. - then came the sexy poledance OMG
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RHP User
15 years ago
*smile/chuckle* the old guy at Ocean Beach in woywoy with the leopard print g-string - that was the first time i'd ever seen a leopard print thong 'in then wild' so to speak... and there it was, plonked down right in fornt of nthe lifesavers
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RHP User
15 years ago
what was the other one OHO YEH HORNY ???? there are people who need to be made horny ??? I thought that happened the day I was born ,,,,,,,,,,, just never grew out of it ,, always smile at the sun rising every day and have a giggle or lauch at all the poor soles thay dont get to see the wonder of nature as I tend to do............be it in a slightly warped view some times but I still see it Andy XXX
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RHP User
15 years ago
Kisses Focus
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RHP User
15 years ago
I think i need to change mine to what made me laugh/smile/giggle?? this thread!! keep them going guys this is most entertaining.(particular giggles for the Leopard G-string in the wild)
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RHP User
15 years ago
So glad I no longer live in that area of the world. Poor Sydneyboy!! Poor lifesavers!! Thank goodness it wasn't made of clear plastic lol.
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RHP User
15 years ago
Came via a very naughty picture one of my freinds uploaded into his private gallery.
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RHP User
15 years ago
a good belly laugh especially if it also comes with a good perv good on you Fionabeemy giggle of the day was from the silliness of daytime TV, what the heck is up with that???? back to my book........
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RHP User
15 years ago
Quoting 'fionabee'Came via a very naughty picture one of my freinds uploaded into his private gallery. | Following on from one of the previous threads, I wonder if this wasn't some sort of twin turbo jet powered "rabbit". Talk about something that will take you places you may have never been before...and quickly! | The things that make women laugh. Amazing!
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RHP User
15 years ago
You Wascally Wabbit you! So I have an acute sense of humour. Bite me!
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RHP User
15 years ago
What made me giggle, grin, happy and smiley today..... um a text from a friend
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RHP User
15 years ago
thinking about the weekend
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RHP User
15 years ago
My partner drew a picture of himself. It was hysterical. He included his stubble and earrings. Funny as hell. A good hug always makes me feel good. Sweet
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RHP User
15 years ago
a cheeky text from a friend, another txt from my sister in law who is coming over for a visit and 3 smiling faces greeting me this morning who managed to get ready and out the door without a single argument Mrs GC
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RHP User
15 years ago
The Phoenix made me smile tonight. I noticed she was in chat room on cam. Self confidence must be rising like the phoenix from the ashes. Good onya.
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RHP User
15 years ago
Quoting 'ORBITRON' The Phoenix made me smile tonight. I noticed she was in chat room on cam. Self confidence must be rising like the phoenix from the ashes. Good onya.Thankyou Orbitron I had a smile on my dial to....
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RHP User
15 years ago
What made me smile last night was to be in a chat room and there in the list was someone who has bought more than a few smiles to my face and life appear in the list and in the room..... I felt so relieved and happy to hear from him again....
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RHP User
15 years ago
Yay for you Phoenix glad to see you got a smile and manged to put one on someone else's ( I love to watch a good forum flirt lol)Today i am happy/smiling because i have wonderful friends who came to visit me while i am stranded at home recovering it was so nice to see people Mrs GC
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RHP User
15 years ago
Watching three of my foster kids all work together to carve a face in a Halloween pumpkin
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RHP User
15 years ago
A couple of weeks ago it was stated on the news that a certain Primary School in the west that is being "upgraded" has asbestos! As we drove past the school, my 12 yo boy turns to me and says..."Mum that is the school with Asparagus"...I had to pull over as I was pissing myself laughing!! Last night I saw on his Facebook that some girl wrote about "touch a clit day"...(he has me as a friend)...He wrote back to her "What is a clit?"!! Sooooooo, I got some images up of vaginas and showed him all the different parts of a vagina!! Today when I picked him up from school we went shopping when he brought up that he told his mates "Mum showed me what a clit is"....I stopped in horror as he had 2 mates with him and yelled "I hope you explained it was a pic and not of mine"!! He went bright red and said that his mates ribbed him as he said it wrong lol!! One more, but many years ago...HAVE to share this...when my girl was around the same age she saw a sign at a school that said "Trespasses with be Prosecuted". She turned to me and said..."Mum, what does it mean on the sign that Trespasses with be Prostituted?" That memory always makes me laugh even now whenever I see the same sign!! .. Gotta love them!! xFunlovingx
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RHP User
15 years ago
Oh funloving you made my day!They are priceless, shame the little buggers grow up isn't it?I remember by son asking me last year (he was 9) what a condom was because some kids at school had used it as a username on some game or other and had gotten in trouble for it (not sure i follow the school's thought on this one but i digress) so i explained to him how they were used for sex to stop diseases and getting pregnant (and yes he does know what sex is we had had that conversation earlier in the year when he had asked me what that was) i descibed one to him and asked if he would like to see one because i could show him one if he was curious, he was horrified and said 'no thanks mum that's fine i think i got it' at the time i didnt really get what the big deal was untill i was retelling the story to a friend and as she pointed out, in his mind if i had condoms that meant i was having sex and that is gross!!! poor kid i hadnt thought of it like that LMAOembarrassing mum AKA Mrs GC
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RHP User
15 years ago
Today's smile comes curtesy of my nine year old son having a 'jam' session via skype with his mates. Mine had his guitar, his mate had his chello and his brother had his violin. The music was not so good but the ingenuity was what got me smiling. Jamming on line , the modern generation!
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RHP User
15 years ago
Listening to the radio this morning they had a phone in on peoples Cup day disasters, there were some classics on there!!
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RHP User
15 years ago
catching a peak hour tram and using the packed passengers situation to advantage by positioning myself so that as we all push in and the door closes, my cock was firm against this young lady's outer thigh. she was seated so slightly elevated which made the perfect height for my crotch. the bumpy ride meant plenty of opportunities for cock rubbing. perhaps I did take it a little too far as eventually she gave the look of disgust and placed her shopping bag between us. I gave my "oh I'm so very sorry!" apology and repositioned.... he he! slightly naughty but imagine if I picked someone who ceased those moments. ah well, will keep on trying
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RHP User
15 years ago
it was last night and I randomly met someone out and about who I've been chatting with for awhile. The randomness made me smile.
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RHP User
15 years ago
it was last night and I randomly met someone out and about who I've been chatting with for awhile. The randomness made me smile.
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RHP User
15 years ago
with my wonderful sister in laws and mother in law for a yummy lunch, glass of wine and grown up conversation, aaaahhhh that's better Mrs GC
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RHP User
15 years ago
Well the smile hasn't come off my face ALL week! Great homecoming welcome from hubby....... Need I say more.... And Good play friends to help out when hubby away! Excellent stress relief! LOL!
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RHP User
15 years ago
Well the smile hasn't come off my face ALL week! Great homecoming welcome from hubby....... Need I say more.... And Good play friends to help out when hubby away! Excellent stress relief! LOL!
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RHP User
15 years ago
My iPhone...and who was on the other side of midnight.
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RHP User
15 years ago
I had been out with some friends at a club a month or so ago and in my dutch courage bravado I spotted this gorgeous girl walking into the club, all eyes were on her and even my mates were ogle eyed. I lent over to my friend and boldly claimed that I'd get her phone number and they all laughed. I'm not particularly confident around those sorts of club scenes as I always assume that hot girls by default always get hit on at a pub and I dont like coming across like another sleazy pub guy. I happened to be heading to the bar for a refill and took the opportunity to pretend I was hitting on her.I got to the bar and she was ordering something really obscure and then when it came along (in a bottle) she grabbed a straw. I brazenly called her on it and said how bogan it was to use a straw, not a great opening line but it started us talking. one thing lead to another and she invited me to join her friends, I let her know I was with my friends and that she should join me and she agreed. I headed back to my mates and she went to let her friends know where she was. I didnt see her and figured it was just a brush off. I ran into her outside the club a little while later and literally ran into her in a less then subtle way. I played it nonchalant and called her a lier for standing me up. long story short we talked and hit it of. she invited me back to her place for for "coffee" . I live an hour/hour and a half a way and didnt try to make something of it but it was eating at me for letting the opportunity go. A month later( last night) I'm back at the same bar with my mate and he's about to go home when I saw her again and the magic just picked up where it left off. She was there on a date and with in 5 minutes of us talking again I stole her right up from under her date(I'm sorry bud :P).So there my smile/grin/dirty thoughts have an epic beginning and I most certainly wont be letting her get away a second time.Rob PS she has flame red hair (a personal favorite of mine)
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RHP User
15 years ago
Was at a basketball stadium with my son last night watching some games after his game. A tiny 4 year old girl kept staring at my son and giggling and laughing. She had her sister who was about 7 with her and her sisters friend. She actually thought my son was Justin Beiber. The 3 girls kept walking past him all night giggling and staring. As we were leaving we were walking out behind them when the cute little 4 year old kept staring backwards at my son. As we got into our car the girl turned to her mother and asked if she can get my son's autograph. She was soooo cute!! Don't you love little girls crushes? xFunlovingx
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RHP User
15 years ago
Watching 'elf' with Will Ferrel!!! Now I know it's very silly, but makes me laugh everytime!! :D It's beginning to feel alot like Christmas!! I LOVE Christmas... And every year I put up my Christmas light display... Yup, all the bells and whistles! Hahaaa.. It's a mission, today I put up the first set.. And turning it on made me smile, thinking about the good times to come. That and being picked up for late lunch on the beach in 'the gorgeous afternoon sun for a good ol, catch up sess! That made me laugh.... Alot! :D
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RHP User
15 years ago
Was, when I awoke to my gooorrrgeous fb stroking my clit... Although it was 4:50am, it made me very happy! He made me giggle alot the night before too! I picked him up all drunk and horny in town.. I'd never seem him drunk, it was cute! Until he got rough..YYeeeaaoowww?!!! Makes me smile, and horny again now though... looking at the bite marks and bruises now though.. Mmm memories. Come hither boy, I want more now.........!
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RHP User
15 years ago
As stated before on other forums, I am a chef , and work in an open kitchen, so get to see alot of our customers. By the way I work in a small town mining town and there are about 6 men to every single woman here. Last night in the middle of service I happened to look out the door at a well dressed gentleman who was waiting to place his order, only I didn't look at him just his croutch, force of habit. When my eyes were finally levelled with his face I found myself caught out. He stood there grinning from ear to ear, with a knowing smile on his face. I didn't think about again , until he came up to the pass and handed me his phone number. I LOVE MY JOB.
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RHP User
15 years ago
Wow Sassyfromsincity, great perk of the job that one. mmmm 6 men to every woman you say??? where is this utopia you speak of?? i must look it up................Mrs GC off to go check out whereis
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RHP User
15 years ago
Today I went to a little shopping strip that I haven't been to for ages. As I posted my letters, I noticed a beautician place that I had never known existed! I went in and got the eyebrows done and she was TERRIFIC!! Took her ages, but she did such a fantastic job!! I now no longer have to be on the lookout for a new waxer!! xFunlovingx
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RHP User
15 years ago
Quoting 'gccuriouspair'Wow Sassyfromsincity, great perk of the job that one. mmmm 6 men to every woman you say??? where is this utopia you speak of?? i must look it up................Mrs GC off to go check out whereis 3 hours south- west of Mackay, in QLD. There would have to be 10 towns just like this one. Dysart is the name, there are 3 camps in this town alone.
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RHP User
15 years ago
Come on people, this is a little depressing, why is it we can find HEAPS to moan about but not find something to be happy about?Surely RHP isn't full of sad sacks and angry folk where are all the happy tales????Today the Sun was shining the air was clear and the weather just divine (on the Gold Coast anyway) what is there NOT to smile about Mrs GC
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RHP User
15 years ago
Some of the private messages Ive recieved... and a few members profiles hehe ;D And Jake Gyllenhall in the movie Brothers, depressing movie but he is fucking smoking in it!
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RHP User
15 years ago
when naked and we are mirrorring each action to each other and I tell him to bite me !!!!!!!!!!heheheh Priceless!!!
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RHP User
15 years ago
at you girls, yes nothing like a good perv regardless of the movie and 88Zara i bet that is an interesting moment thanks girls put a smile on my face again Mrs GC
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RHP User
15 years ago
Just when you think it's not worth going on sometimes You receive a wonderful surprise... A very special wolf I know...sent me a lovely rose this evening. It's been a week for receiving lovely roses.... All is truly well in the world. *smiles* NymphetamineDrm
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RHP User
15 years ago
Today was not the best on my Island on Planet Oz...oh well, there are 365 days of them every year (except on Leap Year) and none of them come with a warranty I guess. Maybe someone should write one...but I am sure there would be a catch somewhere, the manufacturer always seems to have a way out. | I was making a few notes in my diary, "A Day in the Life of Just Me"...and a freind sat down to write a few notes in her own. Not sure what the title is but sure it would be quite a read...we all have our stories, a few secrets and a few not so secret secrets. I read a few pages of mine out loud and she did the same...then we started laughing, there are some funny things on the pages. Not everybody would quite get it....why they are funny, but maybe that was part of what was good about it. | The best part...when I realized that we were laughing "just because" in spite of what was written in today's chapter, which makes "just because" a pretty good reason for most anything. If not...well, it's a good excuse. | Wonder what's going to be written tomorrow? Don't know...but if I look carefully enough, I am sure I will find something to laugh about. I don't need an excuse for that...we are all a reason, a season or a lifetime on the journey. That's a good enough excuse for most anything...and tomorrow will be better, I haven't made any other plans. | And if not...I do keep a bottle of Jamison's Reserve in the boys fridge. | ... just in case of an emergency.
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RHP User
15 years ago
for sex induced smiles
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RHP User
15 years ago
Well said chasing midnight any reason to smile is a good one even 'just because'NymphetamineDrm just lovely, good for you 88zara oh hell yeah, bring it on!!!I think today for me today i will choose to smile 'just because'Mrs GC
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RHP User
15 years ago
I smile everytime Mrs 2into and I are out and the looks of lust she gets from all ages of guys and yes some of the ladies (actually makes me horny lol). Made me man giggle the day a shop assistant asked if my "daughter was interested ina particular garment so I went over grab her on the ass gave her a sensual kiss and went back and said yes she is.
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RHP User
15 years ago
Ah 2into, my laugh for today came from that story PRICELESS!!Mrs GC
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RHP User
15 years ago
On Tuesday we were at a car dealer signing up for new car for Mrs 2into and the finance dude was crunching numbers I was slowly undoing back of Mrs 2intos bra and yes one handed got it. She could not say a thin as her lovely large breasts were set free. We then had to get up and walk into main show room with her brests not strapped in. Was a hoot and actually a trun on for both of us so we raced home and I was made to finish job. Mr." the ever grateful for large Breasts: 2into.
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RHP User
15 years ago
i had to giggle a the guy in the car next to me yesterday....was fully dancing in his car to his music. it made me smile and remember that you shouldnt care what any thinks :D i had a boost of encouragement when a friend of mine told me that he had a crush on me (and has been texting me ever since) And horny? i dont think there is a time that im not. lol good but bad at the same time
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RHP User
15 years ago
Glad you are such a happy bunch at your place, great to see My giggle for the day came from a funny email, i love those things
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RHP User
15 years ago
I was amused by a couple of things today..Number of Guys who felt Horny and couldn't wait to tell me on RHP A quote in a Chatroom. LIfe is "Like a box of Chocolates ..Sometimes they also have Nut!!..MY Stud of a Neighbour telling me He was going to add Blonde highlights to his Dark hair.He left to do it came back 30mins was disappointed that he's spent $15and it didn't work ,that made me Laugh.ha!ha! had to be here !! Feeling Sexy when a Young Stud who's on My LIst ,told me he's thinks I'm very Hot and Sexy infact the whole Package ....Made My Day. I felt Horny thinking about sharing Sexual Intimacy with him taking him to the heights of Pleasure and My Sexual Intimacy tomorrow night after the date mmmmmmm.YUM! Enjoy Lu :)
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