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What is it about men and breasts?

June 19 2010

So, guys, what is it about women and their breasts that gets you so interested? Over the years I have had men come up and boldly cop a feel, or deliberately brush up against them. Little Balinese boys have offered to tie my sari so they could just brush their hands up and jiggle my breasts at the end...even had male cousins dare their younger siblings to jump up and check them out. What is it that makes them so interesting they will incur my wrath (and maybe a good kick in the shins - though my sister and I were not called the Ballbreaker Sisters on the tennis court for no reason)? Do other women get this inane treatment, or am I some sort of anomaly where the 'touch my breasts, because I just love to be touched there' sign is attached to me without my knowledge? xxJ

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  • RHP

    RHP User

    16 years ago

    OMG YES!! It amazes me how many guys think they have the right to brush up next to you whilst you are shopping or on public transport or at pubs/clubs or whatever. I grab their wrists and give them the ol' chinese burn haha. Funny thing is as I am a GG cup...if I wear like turtle necks or high necked tops then my boobs look like cow udders and are just yuk. Besides I like to show a little cleavage (not to the extent of my main pic), but yet I have had men bump into things staring at them (that is hilarious, especially when a cop did it at a shopping centre...everyone knew he was staring at my breasts and everyone cracked up laughing). But on the other end of the scale...I have had girls call me "Slut" and even had an elderly lady make a very loud comment "Why would you have your breasts done that big"...I walked up to her and asked if she wanted to feel that they are real lmfao...she almost had a stroke on the spot!! Also been called "Cow" and mooed at (only by women). I have even seen those Muslim women where you can see nothing but the eye slits in their veils look at my tits lol...too funny!! I love my big tits and will not hide them from anyone...but that doesn't give anyone the right to feel me up. xFunlovingx

  • RHP

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    16 years ago

    Hi iluvtosmile, That is definitely not unique to you I get it too!! I also have the "Come tell me all your problems especially your disgusting health issues" sign on my forehead. Must be my angelic face along with my breasts. Ha! Oh - and of course the "I am sitting here on this train /bus/ cafe / doctors reception area/etc minding my own business but of course if you are mentally deranged please feel free to come sit next to me and humiliate me in front of everyone within hearing distance." sign too. Sigh........ But I digress.... Men are just obsessed with boobs I am sure there are numerous reasons why! Because they are comforting, nuturing, sexual, etc, etc But any women that has travelled through the middle east or any other strict cultures will know all about men and their obsession with boobs!! Strange men just running up to you to cope a feel. Fun times... Not Meeka

  • RHP

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    16 years ago

    Men will climb a mountain because it is there. Hope this insight into the male psyche helps. :P Hugs Gaz

  • RHP

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    16 years ago

    bit dry though. prefer legsthighs and the parsons nose....ahahahahaahahahahahahahahahaEarl (of to chicken treat)

  • RHP

    RHP User

    16 years ago

    Cmon Earl, we all know breast is best! xxILTS

  • RHP

    RHP User

    16 years ago

    Quoting 'iluvtosmile' Cmon Earl, we all know breast is best! xxILTS only with heaps of stuffingahahahahahahahahahaahahahahahachicken can sound soooo naughtyahahahahahahahahahahaEarl

  • RHP

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    16 years ago

    Do u have n easier question???? :-) I love'm cause they look sexy, even when fully clothed , sorta like guys in tight shorts turn on women????? Nice pic of yr breasts iluvtosmile...... :-)

  • RHP

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    16 years ago

    I rather like them too...nothing beats rubbing up against another pair of breasts...pleasin (who has a nipple fetish) :)

  • RHP

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    16 years ago

    ILTS, its an age old question, probably been around since man himself. Its a naturally occurring fascination. I'm a fanny man but its still difficult to not look at a great pair of breasts. The academic types will tell you its to do with the way that bigger breasts are a sign of the woman being better equipped to nurture a child. Of coarse in todays' age all that has gone out the window but the packaging is still with us.

  • RHP

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    16 years ago

    I'm not a "breast" guy myself... I like a cute butt and a nice pair of legs... but if I had to go for breasts, a "B" cup would suit me just fine... doesn't mean I don't like them at all or don't like to play with them or their gorgeous little protrusions, coz then I'd be lying, lol... But I understand what you're saying, I guess the guys (and some women) just can't help themselves to "accidently" brush up against them... I've been in crowded situations where the woman has squeezed past and slid her breasts all the way across my chest... and I have to admit that puts some very nice thoughts into your head... but I don't believe I've ever done it deliberatly, lol. But then again I've been the victim of having my arse brushed against or pinched by the female gender, so I guess there are just frisky and "brazen" people out there who just have to "cop a feel", lol. Tiger x

  • RHP

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    16 years ago

    I just hate it when women come up to me to cop a feel of my boobs... I mean I dont even have enough for a bra, yet they do it over and over again.... oh wait... wrong thread ;-) Seriously - breasts are yummy... I love a nice set of breasts on a lady, but that does not mean they have to be small or big - they just need to be "just right"... whats more is that I believe that the breasts need to match the personality... no sense having massive GG's on a very shy timid girl who is too afraid to speak... So i'll ask a slight difference on the question... who believes their breasts match their personality? hugs Wayne x

  • RHP

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    16 years ago

    i'm obsessed with breasts, can't tell you why, i just am. but i would never physically invade a woman's space in the ways you have described. i'd get an eyeful, discreetly i hope although i think us guys are always far more obvious about it than we think we are.

  • RHP

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    16 years ago

    Quoting 'SWEETIEPIE2010' 3 cheers for................Boobs, breasts, mammory glands, fun bags, titties,tits, norks,knockers, jugs, puppies,Bazooms,Hoohas, Bon Bons,Love Mellons, Betty Boops, Bean Bags, Pointer Sisters, Boobies, Boulders, Buds,Peaks, Pillows, Cantelopes, Cha-Chas, Coconuts, Doorknobs, Earmuffs,Handwarmers, Hooters, THangs, Chesticles, Torpedos, Sweater Puppies and the list goes on and on...........................whatever you call them...........don't we ALL love em! I know i love mine, they're great things!!! Boobalicious Mrs S xoxo You learn something new everyday, today, new boob names thanks Mrs S! Perhaps you could write a song, like the one Monty Python did about the penis.Haha copping a feel, who does that? I guess to really find out I'd have to grow a pair of my own. Not sure I'm that dedicated to the cause. I did know a girl that dated a guy who would talk to hers. Firm believer in 'if boobs could talk, what stories they would tell' I suppose. Probably mostly stories about being stuffed into bras or being felt up by on public transport, who knows?Cheering for melons,ZP.S. I've found (through extensive scientific research of course) that boobs are much better when you have permission to touch them. You know, just some analysis for those pervs out there to ponder next time they feel grabby.

  • RHP

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    16 years ago

    The answer to this one is simple: Men don't have them!

  • RHP

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    16 years ago

    Apparently us humans are driven by the reproduction process so girls are attracted to strong protective provider type guys and guys are atrracted to girls that can make babies and provide for the babies physical needs. Breast size means their little bubs can be properly fed. Btw, I cheated and Googled it *slap on wrist* ;).

  • RHP

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    16 years ago

    Its the same thing about sunsets and the beach, It's the appeal of a ice cold drink on a hot day, the thought of sleeping in on a wet/cold day. I cant explain why I love them but they are AWESOME! I love boobs! Now that's not to say I'm a boobs man, cause I'm not I'd walk 1000 miles in the midday sun for a banging pair of legs even further when I realise a fantastic pair of boobs are attached to emRob

  • DonnaBrett

    DonnaBrett

    16 years ago

    Because they're there!!!!

  • RHP

    RHP User

    16 years ago

    But they certainly go my attention lovem lovem lovem, the bigger the better....I am a bit like that stupid add on Tv where the guy is at his prospective in laws having dinner and his mobile goes off with the jingle...."Im a tits an arse man" lmao.....Just once more LOVEM