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What has been your weirdest knockback that you've received
January 02 2013
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RHP User
13 years ago
Knockbacks for sure Received plenty of them.. ..basically cause I dont look like/smell/taste/laugh/fuck etc.........like their ex !!!!
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RHP User
13 years ago
when I was Hesione I started chatting to a couple who lived not far from me and then nothing,so I shrugged and forgot.A few months later the male half contacted me as Freya,immediately I reminded him of our previous chat.He said''Oh i am so sorry,but it really freaked my wife out that you look so much like my wife's mother and sister.'' As I was a zebra at the time he could be forgiven for not recognising me. I am still laughing at that one.
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RHP User
13 years ago
this time you are soooo wrong,Ricky's undies are smokin' hawt
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RHP User
13 years ago
Why do people come up with the most STEWPIDIST excuses...????SIZE 18-10, 62kg, 160cms.......was told (just recently) .... "Sorry, you're larger than what I am looking for"........WTF?? I think they were looking for: Ms. ANOREXIC...well they can go F*ck-a- BONE!Guess I better start starving myself............NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOT!Mischeviouslad "thanks but you're not what Im looking for" seems to be most peoples template version of "no".Yeah .....What ever happened to that???????????
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RHP User
13 years ago
i agree with freya RICKY'S undies are smoking hot !!!!! dg you have something to learn my friend
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RHP User
13 years ago
I thought they were just his superhero shorts!!! Lol Ricky in all seriousness though mate my knock backs have simply been no reply....lol so aren't I just boring??? Lol
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RHP User
13 years ago
Goodtimesricky..... Imagine how you would feel if you spent a LOT of money on flights, a hotel, opera tickets, a new outfit etc and when you arrive in Melbourne to meet your date for the first time, she says "Oh, im sorry, i didn't realise you were a tranny". This happened to me (and of course I'm female, not a tranny). I don't think many people could trump that for a spectacular knock back. It hurt like hell at the time. The guy actually proceeded to list my physical attributes which were 'the give aways'!!! It happens with some frequency on RHP too... I think there are a lot of homophobic guys on here who are SO paranoid that they have a blanket "tranny alert" response to any woman who dares to look or act slightly differently to the 'feminine norm'. So bear that in mind next time some loser tells you you're too short/tall/hairless...it could be worse. :-)
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RHP User
13 years ago
It really did happen, this guy had been pursuing me for over 6 months. Finally agreed to meet up, he had been living somewhere else. We agreed to meet in a hotel out of town. I arrived first and he came to the room, we had a drink or 2, we then had a romp in the sheets. We went for dinner and when we got back to the room he had to leave cause his son was in an accident and he had to leave. Havent heard from him since. Not that I care, that is the best excuse I have every received.
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RHP User
13 years ago
i got chatting to person on here , after few days ,was told as she has friends and relations in my home town ,it was to close for comfort and didnt want to meet up after all...
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RHP User
13 years ago
I had someone get a "call" from a friend who had been "arrested" and he had to go get him out of jail which ten minutes later was out of hospital. Another was a guy who said he didn't think his cock was big enough to fuck me...... Lol... - Posted from rhpmobile
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RHP User
13 years ago
Hmmm have a plethora to choose from, but probably being told after three consecutive coffees and a conversation that seemed to be flowing really well....."sorry, I knew I shouldn't have met you on a Monday. I never go further than coffee with anyone I meet on a Monday" - at the time I just had a stunned expression on my face like I had Ben poleaxed and I distinctly remember the phrase WTF running through my brain. Afterwards I thought...phew....dodged that bullet!
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RHP User
13 years ago
First meet knock backs have been It's too small of a town We have a mutual friend I usually end up with second meet knock backs like I can't keep up with you You've worn me out I can't walk properly But the weird one was "You're like chocolate, put a whole plate in front of me and sure I'm going to enjoy it, but it'll make me sick to my guts and I'll regret it.... You can't eat it all at once..... A little here and there, I can handle that" We had "benefits" 2-3 times a week for 8 months
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RHP User
13 years ago
Quoting 'ninjaxxx' Goodtimesricky..... Imagine how you would feel if you spent a LOT of money on flights, a hotel, opera tickets, a new outfit etc and when you arrive in Melbourne to meet your date for the first time, she says "Oh, im sorry, i didn't realise you were a tranny". This happened to me (and of course I'm female, not a tranny). I don't think many people could trump that for a spectacular knock back. It hurt like hell at the time. The guy actually proceeded to list my physical attributes which were 'the give aways'!!! It happens with some frequency on RHP too... I think there are a lot of homophobic guys on here who are SO paranoid that they have a blanket "tranny alert" response to any woman who dares to look or act slightly differently to the 'feminine norm'. So bear that in mind next time some loser tells you you're too short/tall/hairless...it could be worse. :-) Do you have an overly androgynous clitoris perhaps that was the tell...
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RHP User
13 years ago
Jesus Christ, you're not sticking that in me !!!!
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RHP User
13 years ago
After being persued for a few months from a persistent 22 year old i finally gave in. We met at a pub had a couple of drinks, i wasnt overly comfortable because of his age but conversation flowed really well so my head is thinking, maybe i've been too rash and there is something to the youngens.... but alas no... he told me after an hr or so that perhaps he wasnt really after an 'older' lady (God i hate that term)....he didnt realise we have so many lines on our face especially around the eyes. What else was there to do but laugh...
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RHP User
13 years ago
Quoting 'SassyMissM' After being persued for a few months from a persistent 22 year old i finally gave in. We met at a pub had a couple of drinks, i wasnt overly comfortable because of his age but conversation flowed really well so my head is thinking, maybe i've been too rash and there is something to the youngens.... but alas no... he told me after an hr or so that perhaps he wasnt really after an 'older' lady (God i hate that term)....he didnt realise we have so many lines on our face especially around the eyes. What else was there to do but laugh... At his age, I'd have been banging down your door!At my age, a gentle tapping is about all I can manage..
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RHP User
13 years ago
no wrinkles on your gorgeous butt not bad for an older lady !!!!!!!
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RHP User
13 years ago
Quoting 'SAMSON20' no wrinkles on your gorgeous butt not bad for an older lady !!!!!!! Its not perfect it has a dirty great big crack in it :P
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RHP User
13 years ago
the guy who, after a month or so of very steamy conversations, decides to fly to tassie for 2 nights. I pick him up at the airport, take him home, within half an hour we're in my bed, half naked, his hands exploring my very wet and hot body. He decides he need the toilet, comes back to tell me he's feeling uncomfortable, because it's all "too fast". WTF? Aren't we on a sex site? Didn't he suggest that we wouldn't make it to the car?I drove him to a hotel, very pissed off, not saying a word and left him there. Fuck you! And the best bit? I can't even remember his RHP name now! Hahaha
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RHP User
13 years ago
I haven't had any knock backs.
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RHP User
13 years ago
Superfox...how's the weight loss going Nina...holy f**k...did you kick that loser in the nuts, 'cos he sure deserved it......you're smokin'Mischevious...now your handle makes sense, lol...cheeky buggaGB...i'll bet you aren't so boring...justforfun...my god, you DID dodge a bullet...
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RHP User
13 years ago
Quoting 'paganbbw' I had someone get a "call" from a friend who had been "arrested" and he had to go get him out of jail which ten minutes later was out of hospital. Another was a guy who said he didn't think his cock was big enough to fuck me...... Lol... - Posted from rhpmobile Ouch!
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RHP User
13 years ago
Quoting 'SassyMissM' After being persued for a few months from a persistent 22 year old i finally gave in. We met at a pub had a couple of drinks, i wasnt overly comfortable because of his age but conversation flowed really well so my head is thinking, maybe i've been too rash and there is something to the youngens.... but alas no... he told me after an hr or so that perhaps he wasnt really after an 'older' lady (God i hate that term)....he didnt realise we have so many lines on our face especially around the eyes. What else was there to do but laugh... That's one hot butt Sassy...
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RHP User
13 years ago
Quoting 'MadamPurr' the guy who, after a month or so of very steamy conversations, decides to fly to tassie for 2 nights. I pick him up at the airport, take him home, within half an hour we're in my bed, half naked, his hands exploring my very wet and hot body. He decides he need the toilet, comes back to tell me he's feeling uncomfortable, because it's all "too fast". WTF? Aren't we on a sex site? Didn't he suggest that we wouldn't make it to the car?I drove him to a hotel, very pissed off, not saying a word and left him there. Fuck you! And the best bit? I can't even remember his RHP name now! Hahaha You need some great big hugs after that debacle, what a dork! You wouldn't catch me walking out
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RHP User
13 years ago
I had a 28 year old chatting to me on another site. I wasn't even very keen, but kept chatting to him anyway. After not falling over backward praising him at the mediocre naked photos he emailed to me, I then got this message:"Actually i changed my mind. I dnt think u are good enough to suck my cockYea i like old ladies but i have standards tooU have to be slim and know how to present uraelfI am really sorry but i wont fuck uGood luck"If only he was this much of a smooth talker from the beginning.....
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