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What did Harry say to William?
April 29 2011
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RHP User
15 years ago
good one Hotblondee Im going to take a stab and go for......... . Don't let her eat the wedding cake mate, it's secret women's code for , "You're never gettin' head again"
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RHP User
15 years ago
Nice work big brother, all the lads at school said she's a great root
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RHP User
15 years ago
...that I HAVE to stop sticking my willy in her holes now... wot is the protocol in our royal rule book on this Fook it, eh! We are above rules, aren't we bro. And don't fuk ur lines up, being live tv en all!
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RHP User
15 years ago
Quoting 'dontgothere'Nice work big brother, all the lads at school said she's a great root WHere is Sally???
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RHP User
15 years ago
You know he was saying "you can run, bro. Run like the wind." WE are talking about a marriage here, right ?
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RHP User
15 years ago
"It's not too late to back out"
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RHP User
15 years ago
Havent we always shared everything? Now is not the time to stop sharing! l Up for a game of tag? I dont mind going second. l If you cant manage to satisfy her, I will only be in the next wing (of the palace) l What a nasty bunch of irreverant sods we are. Gee I hope none amongst us are rampant royalists with no sense of humour!
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RHP User
15 years ago
Havent we always shared everything? Now is not the time to stop sharing! l Up for a game of tag? I dont mind going second. l If you cant manage to satisfy her, I will only be in the next wing (of the palace) l What a nasty bunch of irreverant sods we are. Gee I hope none amongst us are rampant royalists with no sense of humour!
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RHP User
15 years ago
My how we lead twuly charmed and magnwificent lives , is it not soooo my good man? Goooosh if oooonly I could be a compwete and utter utter utter utter utter utter utter lady-kwiller like your distingwished self my gooood gooood man! Oh bwavo bwaaaavo I say I say I do. Oh I do think that Cathwin was soooo-oooo-oooo-oooo *gestures like waves on the ocean* affwected when she first laid her wuvly eyes on you in your dashing mwilitary unifoooorm. I mwust admit I was affwicted with the twerrible dwisease of enwy , oh my my my how I was gween , ha-a-haha , gween like Kwermit the Fwog , ahahahahahahahahahahaha-ha mmmm damn those wuddy Amwericans and their humour. *sings* -Waiiiiiiiinbwow connwectioooon. But what a spwiffing singer that Kwermie is what? Sorry my bwuvver I shall weturn to the task at hand , no need for a swaap in the face. You have had your woyal way with soooo-oooo-oooo-oooo *wave thing again (groan)* many dwelicious gwirls and bwoys , yes I know -shuuuush on the boys what , but gwirls incwuding Wady Cwarrington Mwarmalade-Pwuss , Ms Patwicia Mwarigold-Swanturd fwom Knee upon Knob and the now fwaaaaymous Duchess of Terence-Trentdarby of Black Coooock. But I , alas , alas , woe is me , woe is meeee-eeee , fie upon me , fie upon me , gwolly gwosh and gwoodness gwacious , gwood hweavens abwove , Gwod swave the Qween , pwomissing to twell the twuth and nwever stutter a lie , do hwereby swear that I DID have indwecent welations with your twue wuv Katy-Katy-masturbatey , *now running away like the wind with head tilted back* , yes that's wight , I fwucked her!!!! Fwucked her in the ass twoo!!!! and it waaaas SPIIIIFFING I say spiffing , and spoofing too HA! gwood one Harry , I wodgered her compwetely stwupid in the hedge maze mmmm *still sprinting his little royal ass off* , puff puff but settle down bwuvver , there is caaaall for calm , becwause now I'm abswolooootely smwitten with woyal pwassion for anwuvver woman , I met her on the internet , she likes girls with fweckles on their tittle-tattles , but I am sure she will also like ginga boys with fweckles on their fwaces AND their wady twicklers what!! puff puff one hundwed twimes a day she sent me fwirts that said ' Would you like an Aussie kiss? It's like a Fwench kiss but down under ' She filled my fwirt box wiv it , so fwull , no-one else was able to fwirt wiv me , I do so like a Dwominant woman so now I am taking a woyal fwight to Western Aaaaauuuustwalia, then to Attadale , by chip-chop chopper , to land on the dwoorstep of my twue wuv that I yet only know by the sporting name HaaaawtBwoooondee , I've seen a pwicture showing her nwavel , it's enough I tell you!! I shall drop my pantaloons in fwont of her , bware my naked woyal bwuttocks and await the spanking that I soooo-oooo dearly desire. Spank me hard Austwalia becwause I am a wight woyal git!! Cheerio!! ;) Oh yes and that Bwoobalicious has such wush bwoobs that I simply must have a bwouncey-wouncey on them too , ha-ha!! Good show!!
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RHP User
15 years ago
Quoting 'alldanite'My how we lead twuly charmed and magnwificent lives , is it not soooo my good man? Goooosh if oooonly I could be a compwete and utter utter utter utter utter utter utter lady-kwiller like your distingwished self my gooood gooood man! Oh bwavo bwaaaavo I say I say I do. Oh I do think that Cathwin was soooo-oooo-oooo-oooo *gestures like waves on the ocean* affwected when she first laid her wuvly eyes on you in your dashing mwilitary unifoooorm. I mwust admit I was affwicted with the twerrible dwisease of enwy , oh my my my how I was gween , ha-a-haha , gween like Kwermit the Fwog , ahahahahahahahahahahaha-ha mmmm damn those wuddy Amwericans and their humour. *sings* -Waiiiiiiiinbwow connwectioooon. But what a spwiffing singer that Kwermie is what? Sorry my bwuvver I shall weturn to the task at hand , no need for a swaap in the face. You have had your woyal way with soooo-oooo-oooo-oooo *wave thing again (groan)* many dwelicious gwirls and bwoys , yes I know -shuuuush on the boys what , but gwirls incwuding Wady Cwarrington Mwarmalade-Pwuss , Ms Patwicia Mwarigold-Swanturd fwom Knee upon Knob and the now fwaaaaymous Duchess of Terence-Trentdarby of Black Coooock. But I , alas , alas , woe is me , woe is meeee-eeee , fie upon me , fie upon me , gwolly gwosh and gwoodness gwacious , gwood hweavens abwove , Gwod swave the Qween , pwomissing to twell the twuth and nwever stutter a lie , do hwereby swear that I DID have indwecent welations with your twue wuv Katy-Katy-masturbatey , *now running away like the wind with head tilted back* , yes that's wight , I fwucked her!!!! Fwucked her in the ass twoo!!!! and it waaaas SPIIIIFFING I say spiffing , and spoofing too HA! gwood one Harry , I wodgered her compwetely stwupid in the hedge maze mmmm *still sprinting his little royal ass off* , puff puff but settle down bwuvver , there is caaaall for calm , becwause now I'm abswolooootely smwitten with woyal pwassion for anwuvver woman , I met her on the internet , she likes girls with fweckles on their tittle-tattles , but I am sure she will also like ginga boys with fweckles on their fwaces AND their wady twicklers what!! puff puff one hundwed twimes a day she sent me fwirts that said ' Would you like an Aussie kiss? It's like a Fwench kiss but down under ' She filled my fwirt box wiv it , so fwull , no-one else was able to fwirt wiv me , I do so like a Dwominant woman so now I am taking a woyal fwight to Western Aaaaauuuustwalia, then to Attadale , by chip-chop chopper , to land on the dwoorstep of my twue wuv that I yet only know by the sporting name HaaaawtBwoooondee , I've seen a pwicture showing her nwavel , it's enough I tell you!! I shall drop my pantaloons in fwont of her , bware my naked woyal bwuttocks and await the spanking that I soooo-oooo dearly desire. Spank me hard Austwalia becwause I am a wight woyal git!! Cheerio!! ;) Oh yes and that Bwoobalicious has such wush bwoobs that I simply must have a bwouncey-wouncey on them too , ha-ha!! Good show!! WOW WORDS GONE WILD!!! Not Irish, Not Scottish, maybe it is Royalish?
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RHP User
15 years ago
"you mind if i hit on Pippa tonight"
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RHP User
15 years ago
lolz.. I was going with "I bags the one at the back then" but it seems other people are thinking the same way about the bridesmaid.. heheWoohhoo!HugsStalky
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RHP User
15 years ago
Quoting 'Krissy_G' "Look shes cracking a nip" (or maybe the dress was designed that way) haha... I was saying much the same thing! While I'm watching those 4 seconds on rewind repeat, I like to think the nipples were real though. :pHugsS
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RHP User
15 years ago
sorry bro ,she told me last night you are useless in bed.
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RHP User
15 years ago
Some funny posts but I think what he really said was......Awwwwww Mate, I know you cant look , but I can tell ya she looks so hot bro...Yeah I know its not funny, but I reckon Im on the money...
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Nudistswinger
15 years ago
what a highlight...definate high beam....must be a chill in the air
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Nudistswinger
15 years ago
Wow....the hot arse on that lovely lady !! Very flattering dress....could almost see the cheeks moving ...lovely curves !
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RHP User
15 years ago
Hey big bro...I really am the best man you know.
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bondage_reality
15 years ago
So now she goes from Bitch to Princess
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RHP User
15 years ago
He actually said.Wait till you see her, she looks amazing..That is what a lip reader said on TV.
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RHP User
15 years ago
Here she comes mate, RUN FOR IT!!!
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RHP User
15 years ago
Quoting 'HotSexyChilli' Try it Couplesint, the mouth shape is the same...What he actually said "Wait Wil, you'll leave her, she fooked on way in..."That's what a lip reader said on Perverted Mutant Signing League PMSL, and they never get it wrong...Ah HotSexyChilli, that is bloody hilarious *wiping tear from eye*. I do love reading your comments, PLEASE keep up the great work..Mwah, Mrs Fun
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RHP User
15 years ago
My first thoughts were how hot is your sister, Willie..
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