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What bits of you would you change ?

August 03 2010

SO now we have discovered that the odd fib has been told on the odd profile here and there or lets say we embellished our profiles a little ..... a little ? What bits of you would you change ...........? Would you be taller ? More hair ? (in the right spots) Less .... umm ... (cough) "healthy" round the middle ? Blonde not a brunette ? Or would you like to be shorter with more "health" ? What bits would you change .......... Brae.... wishing he was 6ft 1

Comments

  • RHP

    RHP User

    15 years ago

    I'd have a bigger mouth that was upturned at the corners instead of down. If I don't smile I look like such a surly cow... it would also mean I could fit more in there. :D

  • RHP

    RHP User

    15 years ago

    There is 2 things I would change. Firstly, I would luv to have a really long, fat tongue. I think that would come in very handy. Secondly I think I would luv to have bigger feet. Feet big enough to be proud of. Feet I could show off in public. I already have a big mouth and quite often have my foot in there. So getting my foot caught in my mouth would be no prob. Yep, that's it, really big feet

  • RHP

    RHP User

    15 years ago

    a couple of inches taller, sick of having to take the hems up on everything.... would love to have a longer neck so there is more to have nibbled....... and long straight hair to *swish* around :)

  • RHP

    RHP User

    15 years ago

    well after years oh hating my body i currently love it. I dont think I would like to change anything... oh wait a stronger lower back!

  • RHP

    RHP User

    15 years ago

    It would definately be to have smaller boobs...I'd be happy with a full D cup!! xFunlovingx

  • RHP

    RHP User

    15 years ago

    im perfect and you all know it and fuck am i damn funny roxxy

  • RHP

    RHP User

    15 years ago

    I would like a bigger arse...which I'm currently working on...i'm surrounded by pear shaped beauties in my dance crew, I feel rather under endowed in the booty department. Boobies are fine, however....booty...I've got the arse of an asian girl.it's getting there....i think...

  • RHP

    RHP User

    15 years ago

    carewithhandle you dyslexic little bunny .....loving your posts ! Very very funny ........ Thou I have been thinking .... if you had bigger feet, you'd need bigger hands, to remove them from your bigger mouth ! lol ! Just sayin ! Brae

  • RHP

    RHP User

    15 years ago

    I'm perfect just the way I am lol........... OK so maybe not perfect...no wait...I stick by my original...Yep! Perfect Kises Focus PS Rose - damn straight to both those points you are also perfect and a very funny lady

  • RHP

    RHP User

    15 years ago

    Lol, PBG you must've been smiling cause I wouldn't say surly cow at all ( though I love that term) Long term...I'd be happy with the body fat and musculature of Danny Green - we're the same height IIRC..... So technically it's potentially possible (yeah, right). A nicer smile maybe? Or be more photogenic - things look ok in the mirror sometimes, but when the photo comes out.. Eek, smashed crab lol. Right now, Strapped in a compression boot at the physio, I'd kill for a right ankle that works.

  • RHP

    RHP User

    15 years ago

    Hmm, my nose.. and maybe a little taller?

  • RHP

    RHP User

    15 years ago

    our profile i 100% honest but i would change everyone else's profile to the truth EG: single girls looking for couples, change that to never going to happen will chat but never meet couples looking for couples, change that to if you ain't models you ain't got a hope

  • RHP

    RHP User

    15 years ago

    ... definately taller...just a little... i would like for my boobs to just back to where they were @10yrs ago, pre kids, not bigger, or smaller, just where they belong... i think thats it...... x x mrsC x x ..... just incase you thought it was mrC... now theres something to think about, what would i like of my partners....definately some of his 6"5 height...and a little of his chocolate skin...... x

  • RHP

    RHP User

    15 years ago

    I hadn't thought it through. And your right about needing bigger hands. And then, keeping in mind that I've always said that my penis is not small, I've just got really really big hands. If I had even bigger hands. Oh shit, I'd be in therapy for years. Thanks for give me the heads up. The wind might have changed why I wished for my bigger feet and look where I would of ended up. Thanks Brae You've saved me. I owe ya.

  • RHP

    RHP User

    15 years ago

    I'd be taller although I'm already 6'4 .. I just want to be 6'6 or 2 meters,I'd rather I had broader shoulders, I'm naturally slender and according to my father that wont change till im 30 as he was rake thing till about 30.

  • RHP

    RHP User

    15 years ago

    I spent many of my teenage years in manual labour carrying and fetching. I have spent chunks of my adult life in gyms making vain attempts to add muscle to my frame but no matter how much effort I expend, there are super models with bigger biceps than me. My guns carry no more menace than a starter pistol for the 100 metres.

  • RHP

    RHP User

    15 years ago

    in my wallet so's i can fuel up the Lear Jet(still gotta get Mickles graffiti orf the side. bloody funnybut air traffic controll given me funny looks).pick up the rest of the perfect people, aka Rose andFocus, and paaaarteeee.better not be a periwinkle (a little shellfish)Lippy and Fab, start packin dudes.ahahahahahahahahahahahhahahahahahahaEarl

  • x2ForU

    x2ForU

    15 years ago

    EVERYTHING!!!

  • RHP

    RHP User

    15 years ago

    "@ sweetiepie2010...I don't saying, what I see in your profile is very perfect to me... I wouldn't mind a Marky Mark bod, I just need a more discipline :):):) I would luv to be as photogenic as I was when modeling in my early days... I also would like to be endowed as "megaluva - RHP...just to be totally different, have such an endowment 'Black' A white guy with a big BLACK C...........Yea Haaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa :):):). LOL>4.8.10..." ReverandLust.

  • RHP

    RHP User

    15 years ago

    i have slightly puffy nipples and they stilll look boyish not like man size piercable nipples. gtting better as i get older but still shit me, dr said lumps will go away at 12, 13, 14 etc etc etc

  • RHP

    RHP User

    15 years ago

    I generally comfortable with myself but if Santa was feeling generous, he could send me... A slightly slimmer tummy and skin that is less prone to breakouts. Is that too much to ask? Please?