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Wedding Mishaps

May 02 2010

I was telling someone recently about my wedding day and they couldnt believe it but it is all true. I never really wanted to get married but the alarm on my biological clock wouldnt shut up and getting married was the only way to stop it. On my wedding day I woke up crying and couldnt stop. After half a bottle of Bundy and 2 bottles of champagne (honest) I was calm enough to walk down the aisle lol. I wasnt drunk but I couldnt have done it sober. So I ended up having a great day and a fantastic party with family and friends. But. I should have had the guts to run away and not do it. I know my family and friends would have stood by me. Would you, could you or have you jilted someone at the alter????? CGx

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  • RHP

    RHP User

    16 years ago

    haha good question chiky...i should have run like the wind....but im a dumbarse and stuck around for way longer than i should have roxxy xxx

  • PleasenPleasure

    PleasenPleasure

    16 years ago

    yeah i can say that with a house full of people on my day i resorted to a drink or two or three as everything was in like madddddddddd... chaos lol but again it was enough to forget everything and i supposse i enjoyed the day, not sure about it alllllll now ................ didnt last long after all pp Mr's wedding day to hois first wife.. he got plastered the night before, and was still drunk when he got married, he reckons the only thing was asking his mum for a head job when she was stripping him that night to put her drunk son to bed. her answer was to smack him out to sleep.

  • RHP

    RHP User

    16 years ago

    Ahh Roxy............... we were both dumbarses but Live and Learn xxx

  • RHP

    RHP User

    16 years ago

    yeah it would have to be one hell of a man to get me to walk down that isle again dumbarse roxxy xxx

  • Innercircle

    Innercircle

    16 years ago

    no way. Still planning our marriage. Gunna be the best party this town has EVER seen...

  • RHP

    RHP User

    16 years ago

    The idea is to find the right one, then it's a lot of hard work on both sides to keep it strong. Of course it's not easy and we all often get it wrong. I guess if it was easy then the rewards wouldn't be so good. I hope you all find/keep the one for you. xxx

  • RHP

    RHP User

    16 years ago

    My bridesmaid grabbed me by the arm before we left for the church and said...'you don't have to do this you know'.....she knew me far too well. My response...'nah, if I don't like him in a few months...I'll just get a divorce'.... Spoken like a true niave numbnut...however have a gorgeous daughter to show for my moment of marriage madness..and she is worth every nanosecond of the year I was committed to the institution (of marriage) No time for regrets....

  • RHP

    RHP User

    16 years ago

    I guess I've not regrets per se that it didn't work out. Certainly got two amazing kids from it. Still sorting out the details of the split etc... painful - very painful... My advice to my kids will be - be sure... be VERY sure this is the one you want for the rest of your life... the pain of splitting and so on is great... and it almost makes splitting up not worth the pain... almost makes you consider staying married "just to stop the pain"... but of course the pain being married is there too... sorry - not on topic - just very top of mind today :-( Wayne

  • DonnaBrett

    DonnaBrett

    16 years ago

    Do it YOUR way...100% Don't worry aboout what others think!!!Rockercouple..we can only imagine what your event will be like! LOL. We did it our way too...a total rock n roll event...80 plus guests..only 17 of which were family LOL Everyone(including guests) dressed in rock attire....no prissy suits & white lace for us. OUR choice of rockin tunes played all night..no top 40 shit LOL. Air guitarists & drummers galore LMAO....what a night...and finished the night with a few 'extra' guests in our room!! It was a blast!!

  • RHP

    RHP User

    16 years ago

    Which way did he go?????? Fab RFB5.

  • RHP

    RHP User

    16 years ago

    Mine was fairy tale stuff. Old gothic style church. Great accoustics. It lasted two hours in the church alone. A four piece accoustic band. Magic. It's a pitty the marriage itself was he'll on earth. But I would do it again if I found the right girl. If only I could find her. Fab. Sorry for bombing such a beautiful thread couldn't help my self. Fab.

  • RHP

    RHP User

    16 years ago

    WHY MARRY? You have two choices in life: You can stay single and be miserable, or get married and wish you were dead. __________ At a cocktail party, one woman said to another, 'Aren't you wearing your wedding ring on the wrong finger?' 'Yes, I am. I married the wrong man.' __________ A lady inserted an ad in the classifieds: 'Husband Wanted'. Next day she received a hundred letters. They all said the same thing: 'You can have mine.' __________ When a woman steals your husband, there is no better revenge than to let her keep him. __________ A woman is incomplete until she is married. Then she is finished . __________ A little boy asked his father, 'Daddy, how much does it cost to get married?' Father replied, 'I don't know son, I'm still paying.' __________ A young son asked, 'Is it true Dad, that in some parts of Africa a man doesn't know his wife until he marries her?' Dad replied, 'That happens in every country, son.' __________ Then there was a woman who said, 'I never knew what real happiness was until I got married, and by then, it was too late.' __________ Just think, if it weren't for marriage, men would go through life thinking they had no faults at all. __________ First guy says, 'My wife's an angel!' Second guy remarks, 'You're lucky, mine's still alive.' __________ Husband and wife are waiting at the bus stop with their nine children. A blind man joins them after a few minutes. When the bus arrives, they find it overloaded and only the wife and the nine kids are able to fit onto the bus. So the husband and the blind man decide to walk. After a while, the husband gets irritated by the ticking of the stick of the blind man as he taps it on the sidewalk, and says to him, 'Why don't you put a piece of rubber at the end of your stick? That ticking sound is driving me crazy.' The blind man replies, 'If you had put a rubber at the end of YOUR stick, we'd be riding the bus, so shut the hell up.'

  • RHP

    RHP User

    16 years ago

    I would love to get married...to have someone willing to commit themselves to me...and to have someone to commit to...sigh...JMO...BJxxx

  • RHP

    RHP User

    16 years ago

    I did it for over a decade. The wedding was truly fantastic - intimate, informal but traditional. The marriage was two kids that spent the best part of their early adult life growing up together and realising they weren't right for each other at all, but somehow managing to separate and stay great friends.I wouldn't change a thing - it made me who I am, showed me what really matters to me, helped me decide what I want for myself now. I think it's one way to demonstrate a commitment and create a common goal - focus your life together. I don't think it's necessary though.Would I get married again ... yes ... but only if I can fit in the same sized dress I wore all those years ago :Dlilmiss x

  • RHP

    RHP User

    16 years ago

    No wedding dress Wedding rings did not fit was not allowed flowers i wanted in bouque{funeral lilles} bridesmaides dresses yuk as fabric i sent went missing..... wedding cake ...and wine went up in flames.. oh...forgot to say wedding reception venue burnt to the ground two days before.......... overseas visters arrived.......and I did it........ got married with all those warning signs there.......... got drunk......think i had a really good time...........