RHP

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Wanted!

September 19 2013

One 5ft 11" blonde bi squirting cougar. Must be able to suck start a Kenworth, put fires out from 50 Metres and have a genuine desire to perform in group situations. Must love lingerie and be no more than 60kgs, have long fingernails and part hair on the left side. The ability to leap tall buildings while looking hot in wonder woman suit an advantage. Must know how to tie knots with golden lasso. Is there anyone else who thinks that sometimes people are a little rigid in their parameters?- Posted from rhpmobile

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  • RHP

    RHP User

    12 years ago

    Some of the women's profiles (outside those seasoned professions of the site who are clearly using it as a screening process), are downright laughable.I'll have the poached rabbit with a side of utterly unrealistic expectations, thanks

  • RHP

    RHP User

    12 years ago

    I know someone close.... But she is a little short for you. Sorry. :P

  • RHP

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    12 years ago

    I part my hair on my left side- Posted from rhpmobile

  • RHP

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    12 years ago

    My left = your right :P- Posted from rhpmobile

  • RHP

    RHP User

    12 years ago

    Seriously?

  • wingman2014

    wingman2014

    12 years ago

    There's no harm in asking ....is there? But What you get is a compromise - Posted from rhpmobile

  • RHP

    RHP User

    12 years ago

    Here I am baby! - Posted from rhpmobile

  • RHP

    RHP User

    12 years ago

    I one in front of the 60KG?I cant run out of sight in a dark night, let alone jump buildings....damit,Now if they ask for farting old biddy, who wears bridget jones panties...I could be a winner.and yes some profiles are so unrealistic, well they are not really unrealistic as guys will still take up the task of ignoring the crap and trying to go for gold, bless emI think some women need to break that magic mirror and get the reality one, but hey why do they need to do that, when some where some guy some how will fuck the be jesus out of emthey may not date themthey may not remember their namethey may not even like thembut these brave men will take one for the team.

  • RHP

    RHP User

    12 years ago

    Are you describing yourself ? Personally , I prefer the "Ask Me" approach but I guess some people may have specific requirements to fulfill a particular Fantasy , where nothing but the Specifics will suffice . GG♒- Posted from rhpmobile

  • RHP

    RHP User

    12 years ago

    But my Dalmatian Dog Costume arrived today :P

  • RHP

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    12 years ago

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  • RHP

    RHP User

    12 years ago

    Sit Boo Boo sit! 🐩🐾🐶

  • RHP

    RHP User

    12 years ago

    Organising slings. Doubled ended dildos and a hole heap of anal fucking for tonight. Mees love doing what I do best :)

  • RHP

    RHP User

    12 years ago

    Sounds like.... Something I have seen before. Hehe. Have fun EB!

  • RHP

    RHP User

    12 years ago

    I know that woman. She may be a bit taller 6' and maybe 75kg and 45 years old. Blond if that is the style for her week. She can suck a bicker's mole of his face through his ass and is on call to the fire department in-case of extreme emergencies. The perfect sex goddess. Yummy and lucky me to know her.But guess what. She struggles to get a good root. The number of times I have had to walk up to a guy and say. "Dude see that tall blond sexy girl over there, I think she likes you." I am careful to stand back as the instant erection could take my good eye out. God know what I would do if i could not roll my eye.Poor perfection a wash off insecurity. A stick of dynamite with out the ability to present the fuse.

  • RHP

    RHP User

    12 years ago

    Funny you should ask miss Karyn Take the group comment away snd she sounds like my friday friend ;-) DG

  • RHP

    RHP User

    12 years ago

    Only one thing rigid at the moment K. Thinking of you. Kisses ;)

  • RHP

    RHP User

    12 years ago

    Quoting 'Blindman67'I know that woman. She may be a bit taller 6' and maybe 75kg and 45 years old. Blond if that is the style for her week. She can suck a bicker's mole of his face through his ass and is on call to the fire department in-case of extreme emergencies. The perfect sex goddess. Yummy and lucky me to know her. But guess what. She struggles to get a good root. The number of times I have had to walk up to a guy and say. "Dude see that tall blond sexy girl over there, I think she likes you." I am careful to stand back as the instant erection could take my good eye out. God know what I would do if i could not roll my eye. Poor perfection a wash off insecurity. A stick of dynamite with out the ability to present the fuse.As I call my pet. Mes in a strange mood but you do make me smile.

  • RHP

    RHP User

    12 years ago

    Any similarity to persons real or imagined is purely coincidental......- Posted from rhpmobile

  • RHP

    RHP User

    12 years ago

    Sounds like your Friday friend is an amazing lady 😉- Posted from rhpmobile

  • RHP

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    12 years ago

    I shouldn't have mentioned the Wonder Woman suit!- Posted from rhpmobile

  • RHP

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    12 years ago

    Quoting 'Kaleidoscope' Sounds like your Friday friend is an amazing lady 😉- Posted from rhpmobile She's pretty damn cool ...... when we go out and have fun we rock the world so full of combined awesomeness that the earth tilts a little on its axis.

  • RHP

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    12 years ago

    So is batgirl relegated to Thursday's now?- Posted from rhpmobile

  • RHP

    RHP User

    12 years ago

    So do you have your own Wonder Woman suit?? - Posted from rhpmobile

  • RHP

    RHP User

    12 years ago

    I fit that bill

  • RHP

    RHP User

    12 years ago

    Dalmatian......hmmm, close enough!- Posted from rhpmobile

  • RHP

    RHP User

    12 years ago

    In Wonder Woman suits...... Glory days!

  • RHP

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    12 years ago

    Yes they can be a very rigid, but at the end of the day, that's their own decision. Its not up to anyone else to say if there preferences are "too" rigid.

  • RHP

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    12 years ago

    Thursdays are off limits.DG

  • RHP

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    12 years ago

    There was a lovely lady on here who had 32 dot points to meet. I met 31 of them and when I contacted her I was severely put down because I didn't meet her criteria. Huh?

  • RHP

    RHP User

    12 years ago

    Point number 32 must have the big one! Did she also list them in heirachical order of importance? - Posted from rhpmobile

  • RHP

    RHP User

    12 years ago

    LOL @ bothering to tick off 31 of 32 points.Maybe the last point was "no obsessive tendencies."

  • On_Safari

    On_Safari

    12 years ago

    Beautiful Ms K, I part my hair on the right side....erm that is all. 😳 xx

  • RHP

    RHP User

    12 years ago

    nothing wrong with that