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Vote, for what?

July 18 2010

Oh it's so much more fun voting for who has the best butt on RHP. Now we have to endure the mind-numbing theatrics of our politicians to win the votes of the complacent masses. And what are the big issues? Paying back the debt (that any govt would have had to accrue to keep us off the shit heap) - well derrrr that's an obvious issue. The next most important issue for both the major parties is stopping the boats!!!! FFS are we really that scared of things a little foreign to us? I've got a better idea, how about we tell Indonesia that for every boat of illegal immigrants we get we're going to send a the boat back to them full of a bunch of our dole bludgers. Anyone got any better ideas?

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  • RHP

    RHP User

    15 years ago

    Send them Fairstar the funship full of Cane Toads, Box Jellyfish, the stingray that killed our Steve Irwin and The Veronicas !!

  • RHP

    RHP User

    15 years ago

    ..oh but the Veronicas have nice butts!!!!

  • RHP

    RHP User

    15 years ago

    Okay we can do a swap and throw in Johnny Farnham..

  • RHP

    RHP User

    15 years ago

    Me I've just turned on telly for the first time in weeks. Oh no those stupid ads. Aaaarrrrggggghhhhh!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! I have already made my decision on who to vote for they are wasting their time lol. Fab.

  • RHP

    RHP User

    15 years ago

    LORD MAN ! Your not to have sensible conversation here ! And those left views of yours ..... well I never you'll end up being called unaustralian for thinking you should give people a go ! A nation of imigrants accepting more foolish souls (dumb enough to get on leaky boats run by crooks, wow maybe they are scared .... I digress) National debt ! terrible thing ! Terrible ..... now Japan arent they are the second strongest economy in the world how's thier debt ? Silly me I am off to stand in a line for the dole, so some bloke that truly should be on the dole, can tell me I need for the betterment of the country I need to pick up papers by a roadside somewhere ! Oh points to the person who can tell me what is the most commonly used means of transport for asylum seekers? Bonus to what percentage of the asylum seekers come by boat? Now good ideas !!!! First of all Taipan dont fuck with John Farnham bebe he's the voice ! We swap a boat load of asylum seekers for a boat load of Radio shock jocks , then a boat load of Politicians, then a boat load of complaining male members of rhp complaining again that they sent message and they havent got laid yet ! Brae Now lets see the pigeons fly ! ;-)

  • RHP

    RHP User

    15 years ago

    Under pressure Looking2try3 , Johnny Farnham stays on dry land....Then we will throw Rolph Harris on the boat...And maybe Mad Mel he can marry one of theirs and abuse the crap out of them ..

  • RHP

    RHP User

    15 years ago

    Its not about being scared of a few boats coming in now and then. Its about trying to show these allegals that its not that easy to get permanent residence in this country. If we dont do anything, the boats would be lined up nose to tail 10 wide from here to Indonesia.Now thats scary.

  • RHP

    RHP User

    15 years ago

    anyone who owns a black ACDC t-shirt, ALL COLLINGWOOD SUPPORTERS, justin bieber fans and anyone over 18 who still rides a skateboard. throw in all people who gave thier kids last names where first names should be, eg taylor, jackson, mackenzie. that should be a good swap for a few boat people.

  • RHP

    RHP User

    15 years ago

    to do a post in redhotpics. might swing some voters(to turn gay).

  • RHP

    RHP User

    15 years ago

    Oh of course we don't want too many of those foreign types in here and both sides of govt know it's a scary issue and are plugging the same ideas so why the hell do they need to advertise it? Hey does anyone have a parent who remembers being a LEGAL immigrant to this country and getting the old "wogs go home" yelled at them? People thought they'd be no good for our country too. Now I think we do need to have some control over immigration but all this scare mongering is so bloody stupid, so bloody Australian. Laid back are we? Bollocks. OK stop the illegals then we can work on stopping the Asians then maybe get retrospective and send all the Italians and Greeks back too. Oh damn I nearly forgot the legal people of "middle eastern decent". From day dot Australia relied on immigration of the "not wanted", the "undesirables" gee I'm one of the many descendants from criminals (or does convict sound nicer?). So maybe, just maybe our future undesirables may forge out an even better country? See Brae has the right idea, swap the population we know we can do without for the unknown and see how we go. Oh and Brae I don't really know which way to look, left or right? Seems to be crap on each side!

  • RHP

    RHP User

    15 years ago

    yep permanent residency shouldn't be easy to get, maybe give them a temporary visa for 5 years then assess what they have or haven't added to society before giving them the stamp. Same might go for all us long term residents, surely if you've done sweet F.A. for 5 years you're outa here!

  • RHP

    RHP User

    15 years ago

    I have a criteria as they travel in their boat they must go to the rhp drink nights ..We act as border patrol party police!

  • RHP

    RHP User

    15 years ago

    From what ive heard... what people are calling ' illegal immigrants' arriving by boat are actually asylum seekers and therefor not illegal. So maybe?? being locked up in a detention centre for up to 5 years??( i think) while which ever political party is in makes a decision about their future is a touch wrong??An illegal immigrant here is some one who comes to Australia with a passport and visa and overstays their offical welcome (mainly poms and europeans)and dont we all know some of them lol I do realise this is a very left view and not all will agree with the sentiments.I wonder why the indigenous peoples of the area never imprisoned Captain Cook??Ignorance of the law? Maybe they had this hope he would fuck off back to pommy land? Maybe they figured Australia was big enough for a few more people??Gourmet xxx standing for a multi cultural society

  • RHP

    RHP User

    15 years ago

    any way, does anyone have some very good tried and true reasons which got them off voting with no fine lol

  • RHP

    RHP User

    15 years ago

    Yes yes I forgot to mention the original inhabitants. I bet the loudest voices against "the foreign invasion" would also be the loudest voices to say that the aborigine should get over our invasion of them? Now on this note I'm all for dropping the angst and working together to make life better for all Australians. Now how to get out of voting? Gourmet even though it seems useless (and most likely is) everyone should attempt to have their say. I live in a too safe electorate so my vote counts even less. What we need is a lot more swinging electorates (surely RHPers would agree with this) so if you're deluded by it all then vote for the 2nd or 3rd most popular vote getter. The smaller the margin a seat is won by the more the polly will listen to his constituents. Swing away people!

  • RHP

    RHP User

    15 years ago

    Don't look left or right look ......... Yup marginals are the key ! I love living in a marginal .....oh the power ! Now we seem again to not be talking about building more schools or hospitals or better roads or a smarter country ..... we are talking about scared people on leaky boats faaaaaaaaark me ! No thought about how we invest in community , into infastructure ? Nope we are talking about taxes ...... !!!! Freaken hell how better to know that your earning shit loads, than to be lining up to pay a big chunk to governement ( Just a tip when you generally earn shit loads you can pay very smart people to help you pay virtually nothing ...... Ahh Kezza go big fella) Now I am off to load my dried peas and long life milk into my nuclear shelter under the house ...... before yelling at the TV then listen to my podcasts of Alan Jones and Niel Mitchell before tucking into bed to read the Howard years ........ ahhh the 60's you gotta love em ! Hey by the way sex , cocks , blow jobs , cumm , anal sex , bondage, single girls , lesbians, etc etc ...just so you all feel more at home ! Brae

  • RHP

    RHP User

    15 years ago

    Mikle my lovewe live in a beautiful big country, maybe they showing some intelligence in choosing to come here rather than closer to home?? Personally on a leaky old rust tub they get in I wouldn't even go to Rottnest!!Politics and religion, two areas which will always have grey areas and unanswered questions.Im on a soap box now after reading about the crusades, we can save that for another day tho'.Gourmet xxx

  • RHP

    RHP User

    15 years ago

    Quoting 'evilboy71' anyone who owns a black ACDC t-shirt, ALL COLLINGWOOD SUPPORTERS, justin bieber fans and anyone over 18 who still rides a skateboard. throw in all people who gave thier kids last names where first names should be, eg taylor, jackson, mackenzie. that should be a good swap for a few boat people. and every tshirt i own is black.bogans ROOOOOLE man.......ahahahahahahahahahahahahhahahaEarl, with his Marlboroughs in in sleeve

  • RHP

    RHP User

    15 years ago

    Mikle you nailed it on the head, I think nearly all Australians would agree with you on that.

  • RHP

    RHP User

    15 years ago

    From the day that we were born weve been heading down a track Sometimes its made for good sometimes for bad But if we look behind us theres a wave coming down Carrying us forward to a new age What about the world around us How can we fail to see And now that our fathers have gone And weve been left to carry on What about the age of reason So why cant we be still why cant we love each other Is kindness an ancient skill buried by our blindness And if we look behind us theres a wind blowing in To create the age of reason If we consider carefully the options put before us So much wisdom so much love so much waiting for us And if we look ahead theres the sun and the seasons Another day another age of reason ....damn John Farnham and his reason! I think Mikle has a good point but Brae hits home at what I was originally posting about. The fact that this immigration issue is at the forefront of the voters mind is bloody stupid. We have so much more that we need our governments to do. Refocus people or the illegals wont want to come to this country any more as it'll be so stuffed we'll all be on a boat to Afghanistan. Brae also shows much wisdom in widening our horisons: pussy, lick, suck, dick, fornicate, masturbate, tolerate :)

  • RHP

    RHP User

    15 years ago

    freakin RHP and it's intolerance of Macs and the return button!!!!!!!

  • RHP

    RHP User

    15 years ago

    I live in an area where the constituents unfailingly vote in the party representative who does not represent my sentiments. In fact I have little or no sentiment for any of the choices. So I diligently turn up on election day and park my fat arse in the little cubicle where I unceremoniously doodle all over the voting card like a person devoid of any form of sanity... putting numbers all over the place... except in the little boxes... and letting my pencil driven creativity run wild like a person with Saint Vitus' Dance.