M43 F49
Very horny and in need of attention now
July 14 2013
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RHP User
12 years ago
A lot of men and women join simply to have a look at first, so why would they want to write a full profile? Then they maybe just don't bother afterwards. As far as the women go, it's been said on the forums a few times that it really doesn't matter what the hell they write. And the men: I've received a lot of mails from men who honestly didn't realise so many other men have identical profiles, and then stated they just didn't know where to start. We're not all poetically incined.
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RHP User
12 years ago
It's usually a Sorry, that's no from me... Only because I think a man who has that profile and I won't have that much in common.
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RHP User
12 years ago
When you make a profile if you are not sure of what to say it gives you default optionsthis is one of them, so new people are given the option to fill out their profiles with something rather than 'i don't know what'its a very clever move by RHP. opens the accessibility as I am sure their metrics shows a higher follow through of accounts when they are auto populated so they click next->next->next and wala a new account over spending ages thinking of the right thing to say and just quitting
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sweetgem
12 years ago
I am glad I'm not the only one that gets annoyed at such profile description lol I may sound opinionated in saying this, but I think men and women who use the preset RHP profile cards are either: 1) Lazy and can't be bother; or 2) Not educated enough so that they don't have the literacy skills to write properly; or 3) Taking RHP for granted and think that everyone on this site is ready to pump or be there for them to get laid, so no effort is needed; or 4) All of the above! Good luck to those lazy bumps 😋- Posted from rhpmobile
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RHP User
12 years ago
I feel the same way about lack of profile photos. Why bother sending a flirt to someone when they can't see what you look like? Physical attraction is the first step! It's like sending out a resume. When there are hundreds of applicants, what will make yours stand out? If it looks the same as everybody elses, it will just get tossed aside. If I'm reading multiple flirts a day, if there is no photo, it's an automatic "that's a no from me" reply. No matter how well written your profile is!The sad thing is, that underneath all the templates and lack of effort, is probably one really great guy who will miss out because he just has no freakin' clue. Such a shame...
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RHP User
12 years ago
As soon as I see the template profile, I will look no further. Given the nature of this site, it's pretty obvious that most are "horny and in need of attention now"!
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RHP User
12 years ago
It infuriated me, too, but now I'm practicing anger management. But the worst thing is that, whatever the reason, people who just lump on the standard words and especially those who don't put in their interests -general and sexual - are not giving the reader any reason to be interested in them.
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RHP User
12 years ago
this was going to be a rant at women's profiles !Seems very popular, along with shopping and coffee with friends. Agree, Yawn !
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RHP User
12 years ago
Guys, if you have a default profile and it works for you: Great! If not, have a look at the profiles of male forum posters for a little inspiration. You can get some great ideas there.
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RHP User
12 years ago
I was at least expecting a "Whine, whine, whine" from you.
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RHP User
12 years ago
in my profile that I have been told I am not slutty enough for Rhp...see men do read
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RHP User
12 years ago
That would be far too predictable !
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RHP User
12 years ago
himself AND wine then I'm in for sure!
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RHP User
12 years ago
Wine wine wine 🍷🍷🍷🎉- Posted from rhpmobile
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RHP User
12 years ago
don't know how to drive it then I suppose a bit of leeway is given, however you don't have to be a brain surgeon to work out after a while that templates are same old/ ho hum. Mental note to me, better edit mine lol
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Cheekyarses
12 years ago
Four hands - I agree!! Great topic
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RHP User
12 years ago
you've gone from two gorgeous face shots to a boobie profile shot in one day! You're 'slutty' enough for all sorts of fun!Do you think that we could come up with some new profile templates like we have suggested for the 'new flirts' threads?...how's about ... I'm an extremely long necked animal and I can't get enough acacia leaves + or - spikes. I'm an easy going giraffe with a long tongue that can go all night. I like walks in the country (drivng austin martins are preferable but my legs don't fit) ... If you don't mind my spots, I won't mind yoursI'll always reach the box on the top shelf for you ... (I crack myself up)
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RHP User
12 years ago
Well - obviously templated profile has its place... If a female wants to find a playmate she needs to:1/ Click through few "NEXT" buttonS2/ wait 5 minutes3/ Spend next hour pondering through those 200 offers she has already receivedNow if a male wants to find a playmate:{...this space is not large enough for the 200 page manual...! }For all intents and purposes as a user of this site one should understand that one of the most important requirements for a new playmate is a good proximity - living outside a capital city this makes my search easier but I am more limited in choices. I am happy to send winks - those that read my profile are either interested to look further or not - if they're interested in me but not in looking further and contacting me then that's it, because I am not a paid member and can't send messages (unless you add me as a Friend first). To cut the story short - intelligent people can go beyond the profile facade, it's very easy - there just aren't many of those living closer to me and Mrs Sparks...
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RHP User
12 years ago
I agree with mesmerised but will say I would like to see guys tell the truth on profile..
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RHP User
12 years ago
my view on this, is some people joining up here are from mainstream dating sites, and its like they've been given the keys to a porsche or a lamborghini,tonnes of excitement but quite predictably mose people shit emselves at having so much so soon, its a gradual thing i guess i too was also guilty of the same,when i first joined up, i worked it outin time and hey presto!!
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RHP User
12 years ago
great idea....How about.... In need of detention Now I am can go all night but batteries aren't included. Some people have said that I am attractive,all the ones in cell block three. I wanna play first and meet later. I am lost for words atm cos the dog ate this profile
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madotara69
12 years ago
I am pretty shy with the one liner type shot, but I haven't used one in twenty years, and only asked for a kiss. When Tara said yes, I thought "you lucky bastard" because she was hot and If that did not work out, I would have been fucked to know what the next thing to say, probably something stupid yet off the cuff at the very moment and there. Making a pass at a girl for any meaning, I believe would be of a feeling that you know and like her person and wish to be with her, the outcome is a big thing, feelings,pride,self awareness, afraid of rejection with the rest go hay wire it is natural.But what do you say too a computer screen with a few characteristics of someone who says about there thought to what you may think, then put some pics to show the suggestion as part with all of who that person wants to be thought as.I think it is a little early to have any true values of set standards, it isn't even in 3D. bouncing shots at a list of cover girl pictures and reading the wants and not, will be a bit rough around the edges for some time yet. We will figure it out we are not stupid, it is a fantastic idea to pioneer for what will become, We should just make it all fun along the way.Mado
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On_Safari
12 years ago
Cell block three boys usually have a slagtag above thier buttocks which reads: NO Entry, Exit ONLY!! Where can I get my hands on a giraffe and chevtrek about guys being honest on thier profiles.....I think the ones I'm friends with are pretty straight up guys. But seriously how many men are going to write: "I'm a selfish arsehole who can't get out of my own way, don't expect me not to be callous if you share fun, life, fantasies and smiles with me because ultimately that'll have meant nothing to me. You are to be fuck fodder nothing more nothing less." Lol get my drift? Profiles are a marketing exercise how much of our true selves we put in them is up to the individual. Mine, well .... I'm honest by design, it's a flaw. What you read is what you'll ultimately get. I'm not for the fainthearted. :-P.
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Lifes_great
12 years ago
Quoting '50zkool'this was going to be a rant at women's profiles ! Seems very popular, along with shopping and coffee with friends. Agree, Yawn !I think more women use the defaults than men...and funnily enough I'll bet it still works for them
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RHP User
12 years ago
Quoting '2cool4skool71'my view on this, is some people joining up here are from mainstream dating sites, Yes, I knew there was something else to whine about! To the guys who write "send me a wink" or "a kiss" in their profile. This is not Oasis or RSVP, pay attention!
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RHP User
12 years ago
Like the game of cards, what the???? Even women do it. We think it might be an auto response on how to write a profile.....(running to the hills) LOL
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RHP User
12 years ago
We all know it's smoke and mirrors around here. It's expected that some tell porky pies sometimes. Some do it better than others.
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RHP User
12 years ago
If a profile starts with horny, in need of attention now- I skip it. Those profiles tend to have very little in the way of real content. Even profiles that are individually written can turn me off by being "too sexual" if you (women) want a response other than "hey let's fuck" then at least give us a slight thread to pick at in order to send you a well constructed message. If your profile attracts a certain response, look at what you're putting out there to the world and see if a percentage of the issue starts with you!!
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RHP User
12 years ago
We totally hate those one liner bullcrap headings, as far as we are concerned if we say ( horny and in need of attention now),,, that means message us and we will meet tonight and get freaky and fuck. In the past we have fallen for that crap, and got the usual bull. We are busy but we will message you later, and nothing. So if you don't mean it don't display it. So now for us we just by pass any profile that has these in them.
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RHP User
12 years ago
Is a template profile... especially those two crass lines. It's an instant filter of mine for "no way".
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RHP User
12 years ago
And that's what it states! I didn't realise that if you don't type in your story it defaults to one of their ''here's one we prepared earlier'' profile summaries. I have now rectified it. Thanks for the heads up :-)
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RHP User
12 years ago
Quoting 'Canbkinky' If a profile starts with horny, in need of attention now- I skip it. Those profiles tend to have very little in the way of real content. Even profiles that are individually written can turn me off by being "too sexual" if you (women) want a response other than "hey let's fuck" then at least give us a slight thread to pick at in order to send you a well constructed message. If your profile attracts a certain response, look at what you're putting out there to the world and see if a percentage of the issue starts with you!! Is about men's profiles. Or perhaps you've misread it? I'm not sure how it turned into a pecking about what i/we women are putting out there is what we deserve. This is about people using a generic, boring profile to try and attract womenffsmeh
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RHP User
12 years ago
I'm not the only one who alluded to the fact that its both men and women who use generic templates. I also did not use the word "deserve" however I did get a little off track. Sorry about that
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RHP User
12 years ago
Quoting 'Canbkinky' I'm not the only one who alluded to the fact that its both men and women who use generic templates. I also did not use the word "deserve" however I did get a little off track. Sorry about that But thats not what you were talking about. I doubt I misread it. But Hey ho
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