Vending Machine

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  RHP User

  15 years ago

  I put chocolate body paint....messy but tasty....

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  RHP User

  15 years ago

  An hour of Cunnilingus (from a male) no reciprocation!! xFunlovingx

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  andyrabbit

  15 years ago

  Ill give the one hour to xfunlovingx and ill put in recieving one hour of felliatio. Andy

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  RHP User

  15 years ago

  I put in one hour of massage with oils. Pusscat xxx

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  RHP User

  15 years ago

  I put in for a for a hot naughty weekend in the countryside. lolz sweetpetite41xxxxxxxxxx

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  Mr_MrsJones

  15 years ago

  Ok I don't think I made this quite clear. You put in something and the next person tells you what you get with your contribution. Using Pusscat's contribution Quoting 'woody_pusscat' I put in one hour of massage with oils. Pusscat xxx You will get. Two hours of hot sex in any position you request. Now I put in something new for the next person to use however they like I put in luscious fresh strawberries. So to be really clear the next person should take my 'contribution' and turn it into something sexy before putting in something of their own.

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  RHP User

  15 years ago

  I put in 100 rejections, (sad but true)

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  RHP User

  15 years ago

  I will take your 100 sad but true rejections and turn them into a romantic dinner for two. For the next person, I will put in two bottles of wine - of thier choice.

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  RHP User

  15 years ago

  Take your two bottles of wine and head out the back and have a nice drink in the sunshine. And i will drop in an Old Lawn Mower

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  RHP User

  15 years ago

  Well once you have cut Andy's grass with that lawn mower :P I will put in for the next person one blindfold and a pair of handcuffs.xxSalina

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  RHP User

  15 years ago

  as i need a blindfold for the next act i think i could indeed find a use for thise hancuffs so thanks .. and i will drop in 1 stuffed baby camel wearing a pink cowboy's hat

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  RHP User

  15 years ago

  Just the thing for Tamworth Country Music Festival. I will take that and donate the stuffed camel to the toy library and for the next person I put in four platic coat hangers.

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  RHP User

  15 years ago

  I will take the four plastic coat hangers for my new clothes I bought this week and put in a big bubble bath for two! Pusscat xx

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  Mr_MrsJones

  15 years ago

  I will take that bubble bath and put it with a sensual massage I put in a pair of knickers (clean of course!!!!)

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  RHP User

  15 years ago

  I will take those clean knickers as it has been raining so much it is damn hard to get the washing dry and I have a hot playdate planned. For the next person I will put in one tandom skydive.

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  RHP User

  15 years ago

  That Tandom Skydive will be a a godsend as i will tamper with the parachute and offer it up to the Forum Police and as a kind gesture for ridding the worls of two assholes i will offer up 1 dog collar

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  RHP User

  15 years ago

  i wanted a vending machine with a facility to measure penis (es ..i ..?) accurately...................................... now Im stuck with a dog collar and i dont even have a dog................................................................. guess i could offer to wear the dog collar for one hour............................. as long as it doesnt have fleas !!

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  RHP User

  15 years ago

  Well then i will take your for a walk in that dog collar and maybe even give you a bath.. and i return i will deposit back in the vending machine 2 bags of lime

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  RHP User

  15 years ago

  Great. The soil around here is deficient in lime, the chooks egg shells are going soft from the lack. I will take the lime and spread it around the ground where the chooks free range. In return I will put back into the vending machine two banana splits.

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