Unrequited Love
June 26 2024
You always smile at me, knowingly
With a subtle cheeky seasoning reserved for just a few
You give me the biggest and freshest fair
Skewered, but with the sharp end cut off
So I don’t poke myself in the face at 2am
Not like Chino Pants Guy next to me
He gets the dried up and dangerous ones
Sated, I go home, pissed and alone
But with the memory of you on my lips
O’ Kebab Girl from Greasy Harry’s
I love you.
A poem from “The Journals of Obi1”
Comments
countrytouch82
4 months ago
Where can I buy said poetry collection?
MsSuperFoxy
4 months ago
They do say; Kebabs and romance have one thing in common — they both require careful handling and a little bit of spice.
Ms Foxy
FeistyFatty
4 months ago
You had me at Kebab Obi 😍
Obi1kenietzsche
4 months ago
Question:
Any Pie Peeps out there who have frequented said “Greasy Harry’s” care to share?
RachWandered
4 months ago
I’m sooooo confused
Aidan_Chislong
4 months ago
Your smile is so nice. Oh Kebab girl from greasy,
You spice up my meat,
And It’s just such a treat ,
At 3am you make it look easy.
But chino guy doesn’t care so from him I can take it or leave it.
But I go home alone,
Pissed,
And my trousers are tight, with lust in my loins & regrettin’.
I can picture the shape of your hips, with your taste on my lips.
But my hand is all I’ll be gettin’Aidan_Chislong
4 months ago
Now a pie for this guy if you please.
With bbq sauce and some peas.
I need something that’s hot, and your pie hits the spot.
But that smile is just such a tease.
Alas like poor Obi, pissed and alone I will be
With my heart and my loins all a quiver.
My hand will have to suffice for at the first rays of light,
This hangover will bring on a shiver.
DMSR1999
4 months ago
My chino’s may be creased, stained and musty
And this kebab that I’m clutching is crusty
But chilli sauce is my lube
When squeezed out of its tube
Coz capsaicin gets me hot, wild and lusty.Obi1kenietzsche
4 months ago
Am loving these contributions ! 😊😊
Obi1kenietzsche
4 months ago
“Crepe Girl, in your van
At the markets by the sea”
…. I forget the rest of it…Obi1kenietzsche
4 months ago
On account of the size of her falafels.
Obi1kenietzsche
4 months ago
Which she also sold.
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