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UNDER SUSPICION

May 21 2010

NOW FORTUNATELY WE HAVE ALL HEARD OF THE "G" SPOT IS, EVEN BETTER IS THAT SOME EVEN KNOW HOW TO FIND IT AND HAVE TAKEN THIS AS THEIR PERSONAL MISSION. WHAT IS ALWAYS A WONDERFUL SUPRISE IS WHEN YOU COME (OR IS THAT CUM?) ACROSS THE FEW THAT KNOW WHAT WHERE AND EXACTLY HOW TO GET THE MOST FROM THE G.........................................mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm WELL I HAVE LONG SUSPECTED THAT THERE IS A "G" IN YOUR EAR !!! YOU KNOW WHEN YOUR CLEANING YOUR EARS WITH A Q TIP THAT YOUR NOT SUPPOSED TO USE (FORBIDDEN PLEASURES...MIGHT REPLACE ANAL) THAT SPOT THAT ALMOST MAKES YOU MELT ON THE SPOT, SPREADS A WARM FUZZY SENSATION THRU YOU . MY CATS HAVE IT...THEY DROOL WHEN I RUB THEIR EARS FIRMLY...MMMMM/PPPUUURRRR ANYWAYS IT GOT ME WONDERING....SHOULD I BE TAKING A Q TIP TO BED INSTEAD ? IS IT ONLY ME? AM I BUILT UPSIDE DOWN? WILL IT REPLACE THE NEED FOR SEX ? WILL I GROW HAIRS ON MY PALMS IF I OVER=ACCESS IT ? HOW CAN I DO THIS SAFELY..A MM TOO MUCH AND EXTREME PAIN ENSUES ! SO TELL ME PEOPLES WHAT WEIRD EROTIC SPOTS DO YOU HAVE ??lol (or am i completely alone in this ??)

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  • RHP

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    16 years ago

    can't seem to hear you....seems I have something in my ear..... :)

  • RHP

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    16 years ago

    It looks like we have a new series to replace Deep Throat. Cumming to a porn shop near you staring Miissb and her Q-tip

  • RHP

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    16 years ago

    Hmmm well if the g-spot is in the inner ear, then I seem to have a thousand clitoris's (clitori? damn the plural form of clitoris never came up in spelling classes at school lol) on my outer ears... licking or kissing my ear lobes make me get goosebumps on every inch of my body! The other night my date stood behind me in the line at the movies and began whispering all the things he was planning to do to me into my ear. Needless to say by the time we got to the beginning of the queue I was ready to get out of there... sadly, sitting through Iron Man 2 for an eternity nearly killed that desire! So Miss B, if the ear is a sexual organ, do earrings count as intimate piercings?? If so, my profile needs updating! ;) Belle

  • RHP

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    16 years ago

    LOl do you think it will turn the lads on if i show them my ear on cam Mr gardener ?? Certainly wont be letting them stick anything in there tho Miss IC !! Far too much of a lady !! lol come on fess up......

  • RHP

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    16 years ago

    EARCAM........lol no need for concern.....its just a cotton bud in my ear miss b......:)

  • RHP

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    16 years ago

    Im sure Missb, there are those out there that have been awaiting some ear cam fun. Its a wierd and wonderful world out there to be explored.

  • RHP

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    16 years ago

    clitoris in my ear...that tongue goes in there...and...and....and....well, i turn into a gooey mush...and very, very...did i say very...VERY...horny...and ummm...errr...very erec.......jose...

  • RHP

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    16 years ago

    I'm going with Tinquabell on this one...my ears are so sensitive that the tiniest whisper of breath on my earlobe sents me into a thousand delightful quivers...but then any touch/breathing on my neck does that too, especially near my collarbone or right on the nape of my neck. Just love it when a guy lifts up my hair and kisses me on the back of my neck...I gush like a waterfall and go weak at the knees. :) Of course I think I'm also wired wrong...as I don't think I have a real g-spot! Never found it myself or with a partner, although I'm happy enough to be proved wrong if there are any intrepid g-spot hunters out there willing to go the distance? C'mon guys (or girls) and make me scream...I've been waiting forty years! :(

  • RHP

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    16 years ago

    who'd like to stick a tongue in Jose's ear???? It has gotten awfully warm in here (she says fanning herself)...

  • RHP

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    16 years ago

    According to tradition Chinese Medicine we have energy line all over our body. Acupuncture theory predates use of the modern scientific method. I am guessing you have found one spot to unlock your sexual energy. Me I seem to sneeze when I clean my ears ciao Hermes

  • RHP

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    16 years ago

    I think I can vouch for Dee's comments about the effect it had on her when I lifted up her hair and kissed the back of her neck - but then she may not remember me doing that to her because she had a thick hard cock deep inside her at the time - and he was going for it - so maybe that was what was making her gush and go weak at the knees?? I think i will have to do it again and take more careful note of the effect I am having. The way to set my first wife off was to hold her waist at the top of her hips while standing and press firmly downwards - and she was away - seemed to make her whole body an erogenous zone!! Cheers. Take care and enjoy.

  • RHP

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    16 years ago

    Are erogenous zones for sure . . . . and Hermes you are well packaged.

  • RHP

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    16 years ago

    The only problem with having a "g" spot in my ear is that im the only one that can find it.........oh...hang on...thats probably not so unusual really is it !! LOL But I have thanks Hermes many many erogenous zones............................. those clever chinese medicine men and the idians think they have sex sorted with the karma sutra !! I used to hate having my feet touched (still do) till one very brave lover took one in his mouth and gave it a nibble......ooohhh la la la la The rest of my ears are also very willing erogenous participants.......but like sweatie The 'ole tongue in the ear thing kinda leaves me cold............................and even more deaf. But oohhh babe......kiss the back of my neck, or even breathe on it..........make sure you catch me as I melt !! RE THE PACKAGING - i get distracted trying to read what the letters are saying !!!! is there an address there ?

  • RHP

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    16 years ago

    Quoting 'missbowpeek'The only problem with having a "g" spot in my ear is that im the only one that can find it.........oh...hang on...thats probably not so unusual really is it !! LOL But I have thanks Hermes many many erogenous zones............................. those clever chinese medicine men and the idians think they have sex sorted with the karma sutra !! I used to hate having my feet touched (still do) till one very brave lover took one in his mouth and gave it a nibble......ooohhh la la la la The rest of my ears are also very willing erogenous participants.......but like sweatie The 'ole tongue in the ear thing kinda leaves me cold............................and even more deaf. But oohhh babe......kiss the back of my neck, or even breathe on it..........make sure you catch me as I melt !! RE THE PACKAGING - i get distracted trying to read what the letters are saying !!!! is there an address there ? Looks like none of you men have stood up for the challenge. I however will forsake myself for the greater good of science and I will be the volunteer MissBowPeek desires. Take me... now... do what you want with me... just don't break me.... hehe... this should be fun.... hugs Wayne x

  • RHP

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    16 years ago

    A woman says let's have sex and I instantly bar up and get aroused so my ears are definitely an erogenous zone.

  • RHP

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    16 years ago

    Freshly washed of course

  • RHP

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    16 years ago

    Rugged.....spoken like a real man !!! lol How far away can you hear a whisper ? ooohhh wayne....i shall be watching your every move should you ever come to melbourne........anticipating your breath on the back of my neck, lips on my ears, and should you be near my feet ....mmm or anywhere inbetween...... lol just dont go trying to stick anything in my ear ...........thats just my little pleasure !!! auditrally alert miss b

  • RHP

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    16 years ago

    OH YEAH LOVE IT! MAKES ME MELT! MAKES ME WANT IT BAD! MY NECK N MY EARS DRIVE ME CRAZY! TO THE POINT IM NOW TINGLELY N SQUEEZING AT THE THOUGHT OF IT! oh yeah! and my feet oh yes that to! oh yum! mmm xxx

  • RHP

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    16 years ago

    Let's see this may require thought which I do try to avoid on a weekend...? | There was a little seculuded beach on the south shore in Bermuda that worked magic... | The hot springs that I knew of surrounded by snow in the winter in the high mountains... | The passenger cabin of the Gulfstream that time I was forced to fly home in the private company jet... | Yes, three very definite G spots and always with a well chosen companion.

  • RHP

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    16 years ago

    Quoting 'missbowpeek'Rugged.....spoken like a real man !!! lol How far away can you hear a whisper ? ooohhh wayne....i shall be watching your every move should you ever come to melbourne........anticipating your breath on the back of my neck, lips on my ears, and should you be near my feet ....mmm or anywhere inbetween...... lol just dont go trying to stick anything in my ear ...........thats just my little pleasure !!! auditrally alert miss b missbowpeek.... I'm cummming... for you.......

  • RHP

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    16 years ago

    oh yes....ears....cleaning them though..not having a wet tongue shoved in!toes....underneath...where the toes joint the foot....ooohh...makes my skin crawl in a good way....and the back of my neck...scratch it....bite it....make me go all a-quiver!Actually....having my back scratched and bitten...ooh la la!JMO...BJxxx

  • RHP

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    16 years ago

    have heard that some people pickthere nose for sexual gratification.cracks me up everytime i see some geezer at thetraffic lights with his fist in his brain."ya gettin off there mate"ahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaEarl

  • RHP

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    16 years ago

    Stupid net went down couldn't though this thead was ripe for bombing. I wonder if you put m&ms in both of you ears would you get multiple orgasms while jogging. Imagine the fun you'd get going to the hospital to get them out. Much cheaper than a brothel. Ah hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha. Fab RFB5.

  • RHP

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    16 years ago

    hey there MissBJ...how are you? i enjoy nibbling on a females neck and ears and a females back if she enjoys it. P S,, i am sorry i couldnt make the drinks afternoon / evening you arranged. i am very interested in chatting to you alot more in detail if you are ever interested. bye and ciao for now

  • RHP

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    16 years ago

    Ohhh, how I just love the kisses on the neck and my ears nibbles... I too go all weak at the knees when Mr Av does this.. (mind you this is not just restricted to when he does it.. heheh..) And a good foot massage, wash and then toe suck mmmmmmm.. ohhhh god yes.... How I just love his hands on my feet.. followed by his lips.. mmm.. (I am sooooo glad he knows how to massage...) Mrs Av...