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Trolling and Dingleberries
June 29 2011
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RHP User
15 years ago
Someone who is out to purposly cause trouble/lie/bait in a forum topic is commonly known as a Troll. As for "Dingleberry" hmmmmmmm no idea! Shall awaut answer to that one too.
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RHP User
15 years ago
My knowledge of a dingleberry is a piece of poo stuck to the hair around your anus. But that definition might be outdated seeing as it's from my childhood. Made me laugh thinking about it though. I had no idea what Trolling was so I've learnt something today :) Mrs W xx
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RHP User
15 years ago
Dingleberry's are um... for that someone who isn't so particular about cleanliness when they wipe there bums and they may find somethings hanging like berries from the... err hairs.. as such... if you get my meaning
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15 years ago
We dont see anything wrong with light hearted trolling, Do we have to be serious all the time? Its when it gets down to personally abusing the poster with real personal insults its gone too far. But if you are just teasing no real harm done. So its a matter of degree, same in real life am sure everyone have met people who love debating, in the strictest sence thats trolling as someone can debate not nessary what they believe in and its socially acceptable as long as it stays on subject and not personal. Like you would have heard us say "Thats a Gay Motorbike" thats not personally insulting just pointing out their gay choice in Triumps, Ducatais etc. But if they come back and say "your wife swims in tides of other guys cum" That has crossed the line. We know "Gay" winds some up on this site and we enjoy the predicable responce, But Aussie society has a double meaning and it is socially accepted....Like our 12 yr son when the Blues somehow accidently bed Qld in the state of Origin last week he said it was "Gay." Google it, it has a double meaning. He was right! Some scream trolling, just if someone has a different opinion. Closely related is the open minded comment, We think a open mind means you willing to listen, consider and accept if it stacks up. It does not mean you accept everything others say.
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RHP User
15 years ago
Ok....well that was far far removed from what I thought it could possibly mean lol..glad I didn't crack a stab at it. As one who only learnt what a "Dirty Sanchez" is not that long ago, am thinking I lived in a world of marshmallows and rainbows, oh to go back to that place...
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15 years ago
Quoting 'Saturn65'Ok....well that was far far removed from what I thought it could possibly mean lol..glad I didn't crack a stab at it. As one who only learnt what a "Dirty Sanchez" is not that long ago, am thinking I lived in a world of marshmallows and rainbows, oh to go back to that place... Oh dear! I think Dirty Sanchez is disgustingly funny too, but I have a teenage boy's sense of humour I think Mrs W xx
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15 years ago
You know the original meaning of that little bit of untidy sheep's wool right? Well let's see if I can this in any sort of manner of decorum...no, so a dingleberry can be those little tiny bits of toilet paper that get stuck annoyingly to the hair if you have any or left behind after you wipe your butt. Nice topic ya dag...sheesh! | I thought trolls were those little bastards that jumped up from underneath the bridge and tried to bite the dags right off the sheep...or evil rotten men that followed a forum looking for hot chics to hit on. Nice camera...can I take a shot? | Quoting 'Saturn65'Someone who is out to purposly cause trouble/lie/bait in a forum topic is commonly known as a Troll. | I guess maybe that's where the message is in the medium and language can be a barrier...I thought what you just described were called "daggy dingleberries"...but I could be wrong. | ...maybe an interesting forum nickname, huh? | | I like the thought...of the troll leading the lambs.
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15 years ago
Puts her hand up to take some blame for the Dingleberries raising their head ummmm I may have mentioned it somewhere....I said maybe but yes, a piece of poo stuck in someone's bum hairs lol.
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15 years ago
I am laughing way too hard... | Quoting 'Saturn65'As one who only learnt what a "Dirty Sanchez" is not that long ago... | ...to even think about tryng to translate this into Spanish. Don Henley solo album... | Who knows how long this will lastNow we've come so far, so fastBut, somewhere back there in the dustThat same small town in each of usI need to remember thisSo baby give me just one kissAnd let me take a long last lookBefore we say good byeJust lay your head back on the groundAnd let your hair fall all around meOffer up your best defenseBut this is the endThis is the end of the innocence| Pero si te gusta lo que puedo tocar la guitarra y cantar... | ...go on, Google it. | | Ya know ya wanna...or just say si senor!
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15 years ago
Its waaaaaay too easy to lose your innocence I find.
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15 years ago
Quoting 'Saturn65'Its waaaaaay too easy to lose your innocence I find. Yesssss I lose mine everytime I log in
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15 years ago
I find the online urban dictionary quite useful at times like these... dingleberry:n. - a Klingon near Uranusalt: A small piece of poo clinging for dear life on the ass hair like it's the gym ropeTroll:One who purposely and deliberately (that purpose usually being self-amusement) starts an argument in a manner which attacks others on a forum without in any way listening to the arguments proposed by his or her peers. He will spark of such an argument via the use of ad hominem attacks (i.e. 'anal sex is gay' is a popular phrase) with no substance or relevence to back them up as well as straw man arguments, which he uses to simply avoid addressing the essence of the issue.
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15 years ago
There is also a school of thought that says you can't loose what you never had... | Quoting 'D_G_T'Yesssss I lose mine everytime I log in ... | ...and just askin' so don't get all daggy or go dingleyberry on me, okay? | Did you finish your course of study at Marquis De Sade University and walk away with with Master's... | ...or nail the PhD? | | Corpus dilecti man still stand up in court...but not much else would.
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15 years ago
Quoting 'ChasingMidnight' There is also a school of thought that says you can't loose what you never had... | Quoting 'D_G_T'Yesssss I lose mine everytime I log in ... | ...and just askin' so don't get all daggy or go dingleyberry on me, okay? | Did you finish your course of study at Marquis De Sade University and walk away with with Master's... | ...or nail the PhD? | | Corpus dilecti man still stand up in court...but not much else would. Dont worry CM the poor boy could still stand up in court if he had to He may be a little sore in places, but he's young enough he'll heal without too many scars . Disclaimer** No nails were used in the harming of this young man unless you count the ones I paint?
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RHP User
15 years ago
Trolling is a fishing term. It means to drag a lure or bait behind a boat/canoe in order to catch a fish or 'get a bite'. (Mr)
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15 years ago
I'm sure he just got what you had coming to him...and you weren't conducting any cruel or unsual lab experiments just do make women's cosmetics or anything, so I don't have to report you to the animial protection folks. I did hear something about an "altered state" though....what's that mean? | Quoting 'D_G_T' He may be a little sore in places, but he's young enough he'll heal without too many scars | So, if this rumour is true and you have added to your collection of collectible, how in the hell are you gong to display your trophies....let alone make them fit in to the decor of your rumpus room? | Maybe some sort of Baroque' art...you know the kind? About the midevil period where they had those chambers of horrors but everybody wore those little frillly little outfits to dinner? | Oh well, as long as he survived and you can still sit still long enough to type...none of my business. Back to working on my list of "Top Ten Things to Do Before I Die". Once I get the 9th one knocked over... | ...can we talk? | | So after the skyhook and the screaming...then what?
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15 years ago
Thanks everyone. All comments deserve the facebook "LIKE" button.Just Enough... Loved your explanation Yes DGT, it was your post in another thread that I first came across the term and then CM used it in another post somewhere else. Thinking I was missing out on some online forum vernacular, I felt the need to ask. I do usually google it or use the urban dictionary but in case it was Native only to RHP forums...I call everyone Dag, to me its friendly and endearing, but I have known the true meaning since early teenage years... Less than a handfull have ever objected to it, (they probably thought I was a troll lol)... Dingle Berry... Love it.But alas.... Dirty Sanchez??? Please Explain??? LOL
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15 years ago
Went to an all girls Catholic High School...Wrote on the Bible that Sister Mary was a Dag! I was told to look up the definition of "Dag" and to write about 1000 times that I will not call Sister Mary a dag and had to write the dictionary definition as well! Somewhere in the middle I wrote that Sister Mary was not a dag as I couldn't imagine a poor sheep dragging her around on his arse all day and that was just animal cruelty! xFunlovingx
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15 years ago
we have a couple of our own personal "trolls'........they follow us from topic to topic and throw insult, innuendo and ridicule at us constantly...... just to cause trouble....pathetic little things they are too...lol
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15 years ago
I prefer to take them on the fly...but even trolling is a lot of fun. Those fish can't seem to help coming up full speed behind the boat and taking the bait no matter what it is....that's when the reel screaming starts and gives you quite a thrill... | Quoting 'foreverlove7985' It means to drag a lure or bait behind a boat/canoe in order to catch a fish or 'get a bite'. | The best part is when you get the close enough to belt them in the head with the priest...and whilst not all of them are keepers, the rest make great burley for chumming the waters then you keep right ont trolling. If you get lucky, you might even catch.. | ...a great pair of white pointers. | | Now that's fishing!
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15 years ago
Quoting 'foreverlove7985' Trolling is a fishing term. It means to drag a lure or bait behind a boat/canoe in order to catch a fish or 'get a bite'. (Mr) You guys have been doing that to me for months! So reel me in already ffs I'm drowning out here!!! :pHUgsStalky
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15 years ago
The following is a demonstration of trolling: Mike, it's time to get over it. Everyone is sick of hearing you complain about how you are "picked on" or "bullied". Seems you can give it, but not take it. You remind us of the kid at school who bullies all the kids, but then goes home crying to Mama about being bullied. For someone who claims that the things said on RHP don't affect them, you sure whinge alot about what's being said! ...and then you just sit back, and wait for the bite. (MR & MRS)
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RHP User
15 years ago
Quoting 'mikeandshel'we have a couple of our own personal "trolls'........they follow us from topic to topic and throw insult, innuendo and ridicule at us constantly...... just to cause trouble....pathetic little things they are too...lol Its that "Gay" bike that does it! I mean to say them and Triumphs!
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15 years ago
Quoting 'stalky' Quoting 'foreverlove7985' Trolling is a fishing term. It means to drag a lure or bait behind a boat/canoe in order to catch a fish or 'get a bite'. (Mr) You guys have been doing that to me for months! So reel me in already ffs I'm drowning out here!!! :p HUgs Stalky LOL... So, we've snagged you... How do you feel about abit of the ol' Rex Hunt fishing experience... (ie. look you over, give you a big kiss) and then throw you back because we're fishing for Bass, not Catfish... Hahaha... we crack ourselves up. (MRS)
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RHP User
15 years ago
We have friends that use trolling in a different sense to the forum definition. Basically it means a guy that while out at a club will chat up/string along the unattractive/overweight girls and see how many he can string along into thinking he is wanting to leave with them...I don't condone it or get the point but they (the friends) think it is hilarious to go 'trolling' for the night...... Mich
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15 years ago
Golly gosh since I am trying to flog my virginity on another thread...okay so it's a knock off but if it works I am going for the gold. Now then young lady... | Quoting 'Annabella237'But alas.... Dirty Sanchez??? Please Explain??? | Not being too worldly myself, the only thing I can think of is a cocktrail recipe...so first put a few large large gimlet glasses in the freezer to get them nice and cool. Then dip the rim of the glass in warmed dark chocolate. maybe twice...to form at little delight around the lip of the glass. Next add the following: | 1 part Bailey's Irish Creme 1 part Cuervo Gold Tequila 1 part Kahlua Coffee Liquer | The just open your mouth and savour the flavour...it might take a bit of getting used to at first but sometimes that half the fun. Just be sure to swallow fast and always lick your upper lip...the Rodriguez moustache is courtesy of senor Sanchez and you don't want anything dirty left on lip once this kicks in. | Here's a though? How about I get about 3 of these mixed up in an a rather large glass and you toss them back? I will throw in my virginity for free just for the pleasure... | ...of watching your eyes cross, senorita. | | These are great too if you are out boating...the fish don't alway bite.
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15 years ago
Quoting 'foreverlove7985' The following is a demonstration of trolling: Mike, it's time to get over it. Everyone is sick of hearing you complain about how you are "picked on" or "bullied". Seems you can give it, but not take it. You remind us of the kid at school who bullies all the kids, but then goes home crying to Mama about being bullied. For someone who claims that the things said on RHP don't affect them, you sure whinge alot about what's being said! ...and then you just sit back, and wait for the bite. (MR & MRS) well done.....thanks for taking the bait lol........
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15 years ago
Quoting 'JustEnough' Quoting 'mikeandshel'we have a couple of our own personal "trolls'........they follow us from topic to topic and throw insult, innuendo and ridicule at us constantly...... just to cause trouble....pathetic little things they are too...lol Its that "Gay" bike that does it! I mean to say them and Triumphs! lol well done.... and predictably so too..... rather ride a 'gay' bike than a 'girls' bike tho....lol
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RHP User
15 years ago
a 'dirty sanchez' is as follows...apologies up front to any it may offend, but this was our understanding as well.... "Dirty Sánchez describes the practice, in which the active partner, immediately following ejaculation, inserts the finger into the anus of the passive partner and then smears a mixture of semen and feces under the nose of the passive partner. Eventually, the finger is then licked off by both partners. The naming was chosen, because this was to evoke the impression of a "Mexican moustache." from yahoo answers, but also from urban dictionary..... we'd heard of it before.... lol.... erk?
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15 years ago
BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA First cast! Too easy pmsl
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15 years ago
Damn, captain...you seem to have this fishing thing down pretty tight. Ever think about letting someone buy you a few more boats and taking over a small fleet? | Quoting 'foreverlove7985' LOL... How do you feel about abit of the ol' Rex Hunt fishing experience... (ie. look you over, give you a big kiss) and then throw you back because we're fishing for Bass, not Catfish... Now one thing every money making fisherman knows, even Rex Hunt or Steve Starlo would agree I am sure...is to make the most out of every fish you catch and you don't always get the species you are targeting on every cast. So here is a recipe to keep in reserved if you do pick up a few that might otherwise end up dying in the water even if you do chuck them back in... | "Carp recipes are common...here's a recipe for how to bake them. Scale and gut the carp and split into two halves. Place a brick between the two halves, cover with bell pepper, onion and salt and wrap in tin foil Bake in an oven for three hours. Unwrap carefully, throw away the carp and eat the brick. It will be better than the carp. Also works with a shingle or, if camping, a river rock." | Now then, can I pour you and the little lady a Sanchez and talk about a deal...or do you want to just do a couple of tequila shooters and see if there any of those prized white pointers anywhere about? | That recipe, by the way...is available on Google.
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RHP User
15 years ago
To be fair to Mike, that was just a nibble. It is still a very promising sign for any angler, especially on the first cast of the day. LOL Subsequent casts will almost certainly result in a bite. Many factors come into play when trolling including time of day, temperature, barometric pressure etc. The mikefish (Carpiodes cyprinus) or suckerfish as it's more commonly known can be found in the western parts of the Brisbane area.They are said to be found sheltering near or around the fabled and elusive Shelfish. Some people think this is a defence mechanism as the mikefish seems dive for cover and hide behind the Shelfish when threatened or in times of peril. Most would think this may make the mikefish harder to catch but they actually bite frequently and often. Upon capture they have been know to emit a very annoying high pitched whinging sound which is distinctive of the species. The table quality can only be rated as poor on account of thier terrible taste that anglers consider bitter, and are usually considered as a by-catch to sportfisherman because they offer no challenge at all and are considered a pest. Just mucking around mike, I can hear you taking it all too seriously from here, chin up tiger. (MR)
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15 years ago
and singing in "la la" voice... Quoting 'mikeandshel' a 'dirty sanchez' is as follows...apologies up front to any it may offend, but this was our understanding as well.... "Dirty Sánchez describes the practice, in which the active partner, immediately following ejaculation, inserts the finger into the anus of the passive partner and then smears a mixture of semen and feces under the nose of the passive partner. Eventually, the finger is then licked off by both partners. The naming was chosen, because this was to evoke the impression of a "Mexican moustache." from yahoo answers, but also from urban dictionary..... we'd heard of it before.... lol.... erk?
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15 years ago
Thanks anyway CM but i'm happy with my catch rate as it is. Fishing is just a recreational activity for me. I find it highly amusing. Lol I will take you up on the tequila and white pointer hunting, sounds fun. Hehe. Mezcal 3 worms please. Can we fish down your way though cause I wouldnt mind bagging myself a couple of penguins, everytime i see one my mouth starts watering. Lol....seriously. Btw love the recipe, piss funny. (Mr)
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15 years ago
You poor thing... | Quoting 'Saturn65'and singing in "la la" voice... | If it helps at all, the Sanchez really is a legitmate drink served at some of the more cosmopolitan cocktail lounges around the world. | | You really don't want to know the traditional meaning...it actually involves the man's penis.
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15 years ago
Quoting 'foreverlove7985' To be fair to Mike, that was just a nibble. It is still a very promising sign for any angler, especially on the first cast of the day. LOL Subsequent casts will almost certainly result in a bite. Many factors come into play when trolling including time of day, temperature, barometric pressure etc. The mikefish (Carpiodes cyprinus) or suckerfish as it's more commonly known can be found in the western parts of the Brisbane area.They are said to be found sheltering near or around the fabled and elusive Shelfish. Some people think this is a defence mechanism as the mikefish seems dive for cover and hide behind the Shelfish when threatened or in times of peril. Most would think this may make the mikefish harder to catch but they actually bite frequently and often. Upon capture they have been know to emit a very annoying high pitched whinging sound which is distinctive of the species. The table quality can only be rated as poor on account of thier terrible taste that anglers consider bitter, and are usually considered as a by-catch to sportfisherman because they offer no challenge at all and are considered a pest. Just mucking around mike, I can hear you taking it all too seriously from here, chin up tiger. (MR) lol.....clever little boy.....want a kinder surprise now?
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15 years ago
Quoting 'Saturn65' and singing in "la la" voice... Quoting 'mikeandshel' a 'dirty sanchez' is as follows...apologies up front to any it may offend, but this was our understanding as well.... "Dirty Sánchez describes the practice, in which the active partner, immediately following ejaculation, inserts the finger into the anus of the passive partner and then smears a mixture of semen and feces under the nose of the passive partner. Eventually, the finger is then licked off by both partners. The naming was chosen, because this was to evoke the impression of a "Mexican moustache." from yahoo answers, but also from urban dictionary..... we'd heard of it before.... lol.... erk? yea horrible one hey?.......... dont know where n why people come up with these things.... its disturbing..........
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15 years ago
Thanks, I do get up your way too chasing them in the flats...everything from the GTs to the Span Macs and the odd out Blue Bastards. I enjoy some of the shellfish up your way too...the shovel nosed bugs out of Moreton are great...but tend to leave the rest of them alone. I don't care what they say about them being a prize...there no way I am messing with one of the starfish. | Quoting 'foreverlove7985' Fishing is just a recreational activity for me. I find it highly amusing. Lol I will take you up on the tequila and white pointer hunting, sounds fun. Hehe. Mezcal 3 worms please. Can we fish down your way though cause I wouldnt mind bagging myself a couple of penguins, everytime i see one my mouth starts watering. Lol....seriously. | Just send me a note and happy to guide you around the local waters...and if we split the the mezcal worms ta hell with the Tookillya. We go on Urban Carp safaris down here at night...even the greenys want them out of the water and you get to leave them for dead. I still like to give them on hell of a whack on the head though... | ...the is just something poetic in the sound.
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15 years ago
Come on mike, it was a joke.......when i said the thing about the fishing......it was a joke......we're all just having a joke together......cheer up.... it was funny....you thought it was funny right?.....it was just a funny joke...didnt you laugh mike?....you did a little, admit it......everyone else did because it was just a silly, funny joke we are all having together thats all......we're laughing with you,honest..... (Mr)
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15 years ago
...waits under a bridge for the Three Billy-Goats Gruff. Alternatively he attacks the Dane's mead-hall, Heorot, until he is killed by the unarmed Geat hero Beowulf.
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15 years ago
My ex was a mad keen fisherman and I used to LOVE (not) sitting around the shed when they got back, hearing how it was their skill and knowledge that landed the poor bastards (I was banned from going out with them cos I always felt sorry for the fish and made him throw them back) so I would listen to the back slapping and then pipe up with... "There is no skill in fishing... It's really up to the fish.. Whether or not it felt like committing suicide today." Then I was also banned from the shed.
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15 years ago
Quoting 'slippery_halo' ...waits under a bridge for the Three Billy-Goats Gruff. Alternatively he attacks the Dane's mead-hall, Heorot, until he is killed by the unarmed Geat hero Beowulf. ... and trawling is a method of fishing that involves dragging a net. I remember thinking when the word "trolling" first emerged on the internet that it was a simple typo by a nerd, by the lingo developed so fast in those days...
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15 years ago
Quoting 'mikeandshel' Quoting 'foreverlove7985' The following is a demonstration of trolling: Mike, it's time to get over it. Everyone is sick of hearing you complain about how you are "picked on" or "bullied". Seems you can give it, but not take it. You remind us of the kid at school who bullies all the kids, but then goes home crying to Mama about being bullied. For someone who claims that the things said on RHP don't affect them, you sure whinge alot about what's being said! ...and then you just sit back, and wait for the bite. (MR & MRS) well done.....thanks for taking the bait lol........You realise you just admitted to being the Troll Mike
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15 years ago
I had a giggle! Quoting 'foreverlove7985' Come on mike, it was a joke.......when i said the thing about the fishing......it was a joke......we're all just having a joke together......cheer up.... it was funny....you thought it was funny right?.....it was just a funny joke...didnt you laugh mike?....you did a little, admit it......everyone else did because it was just a silly, funny joke we are all having together thats all......we're laughing with you,honest..... (Mr)
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15 years ago
Quoting 'Saturn65' I had a giggle! Quoting 'foreverlove7985' Come on mike, it was a joke.......when i said the thing about the fishing......it was a joke......we're all just having a joke together......cheer up.... it was funny....you thought it was funny right?.....it was just a funny joke...didnt you laugh mike?....you did a little, admit it......everyone else did because it was just a silly, funny joke we are all having together thats all......we're laughing with you,honest..... (Mr) You had a giggle! I was in Hysterics!!That was definately easy fishing. It is like actual fishing! You throw a fish back, drop your line, and the same fish takes the bait again. You think the fish would learn!Thanks foreverlove7985, This has been the most entertaining thread I've read in a while :)
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15 years ago
An important distinction is that the true troll doesn't really have an opinion, he or she is just being contrary to start shit and wind people up. When done well it's hilarious, check out theartoftrolling.memebase.com
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15 years ago
Quoting 'Snowshoe' ... and trawling is a method of fishing that involves dragging a net. I remember thinking when the word "trolling" first emerged on the internet that it was a simple typo by a nerd, by the lingo developed so fast in those days... Thanks Snowshoe! I thought that's how the fishing term was spelled, it was kind-of doing my head in. That's why fishing boats are called trawlers and not trollers. I think the internet term comes from the mythological monsters - big, ugly, stupid, brutish and often very obvious and unsubtle creatures who wreak destruction for its own sake! In Dungeons and Dragons and Warhammer they also regenerate their wounds unless you burn them with fire. . As for Dirty Sanchez - also the name of a musical group with some of the most sexually explicit lyrics I've ever heard. My mum made me a mixtape style CD with random music from my computer and I was horrified to see in her distinctive handwriting "Dirty Sanchez" as one of the included artists! "Thanks mum! Er... you didn't listen to all of these, did you?" She included "Come Baby" and "I Dig It". For some reason she didn't include "Fucking On the Dancefloor"... but "I Dig It" is worse anyway. I was driving a former gf when "I Dig It" started on the CD and I actually got embarrassed and skipped it. Having done a lot of the things described in the song with her, having even watched porn with her, I couldn't even play the song in the car knowing she'd hear the lyrics. And that is another sort of Dirty Sanchez, folks!
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15 years ago
Quoting 'Danielson99' An important distinction is that the true troll doesn't really have an opinion, he or she is just being contrary to start shit and wind people up. When done well it's hilarious, check out theartoftrolling.memebase.com Actually that sites not that funny anymore, for a true definition visit lemonparty.org
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15 years ago
Trolling and trawling are actually not that different...a trawler is usually limited to more randomly dragging a net through the open seas, although the more intelligent species are now rarely captured in the more "dolphin friendly" nets. Trolling can be done on waters of any size and your boat can be anything from a peaceful and powerless drift boat...to something as elaborate and expensives as a multimillion dollar offshore cruiser in pursuit of the black marlin, a prized gamefish and nothing at all like a trout or even a common trash fish like a carp. | Anna, you are right...the fisherman often pommels his chest in victory over a creature with a brain the size of a pea, forgetting that what they have just taken on in fashion as man versus beast is nothing more that the primal insticts of survival of the fish that allow then any good fortune at all. Sure fly fishing by example, that relies on a careful selection of the fly, casting skills and presentation...then finally once on, your skills in handling the rod. The other 80% is a lady, we call her luck...and the biggest steelhead I ever caught on it's survival run was as a result of the one of the worst casts I have ever made. So much for man over beast...always take a lady with you when you are fly fishing. | Quoting 'Saturn65'I had a giggle! | So if that's the case, fair lady...perhaps you would like to learn to fly fish instead of just sitting there on the bank topless catching a tan and sipping a chardy whilst laughing at the folly of the fools? You can use my rod and I will let you pick which fly you want to fiddle with...and as for presentation, casting requires a slightly firm grip and the right stroke mostly generated by body motion and rotation. So come on....the fish won't bite although the instructor may not be able to help himself. | As for you, Beowulf...I just released a few dozen Australian shepherds loose in the paddock on this side of the bridge. Keep your might broadsword ready when the dogs guide the sheep over the bridge and please do be sure... | ...to belt the troll in the head. | | And if it wiggles...belt it a few more times for good measure.
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15 years ago
You know, with all this talk about fishing, a rather random thought just kind of popped into my mind about the rather strange relationship that a shark might have with other lesser species...like the remora fish that shares a facultative mutualistic symbiotic relationship with sharks. The fish eat the shark's parasites, along with other debris, maintaining the shark's health and the fish in return recieve a meal and protection due to their association with a top ocean predator. |The one downside to being a remora is that every once in a while the shark might just decide they are just too easy to prey upon....or worse, they piss the shark off and well, that's about it for the remora.|Strange sometimes how life imitates nauture...|...or is it the other way around. | | It's not always easy being a shark...but they seem to enjoy it.
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RHP User
15 years ago
..We are still talking about fishes arn't we CM? Tannings bad for my somewhat fair complection, however the thought of sipping a chardonay, lazing back watching others doing all the hard work of trawlling, and catching all the bites, I find somewhat amusing!! ..and off topic but "YAY" read in the paper today that chardonays are making a revival, finally!!! all good things come to those who wait, and drink, and drink and drink..
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RHP User
15 years ago
I am somewhat surprised that you would even think that my intentions were anything but honourable...and believe me, I have definitely noticed that lack of a tan line on your stunning skin and beautiful ummm...eyes (that's it CM look up now and then) reflecting a bit of playfulness. Fly fishing is an art, fair lady...and I even hand craft my own little artificials out of some of the most beautiful and exotic feathers, fur, silk and things to tickle even the finest fancy... | Quoting 'Saturn65'..We are still talking about fishes arn't we CM? ..and off topic but "YAY" read in the paper today that chardonays are making a revival, finally!!! all good things come to those who wait, and drink, and drink and drink. | I am actually a qualified instructor...and if you would like to learn, wrap your fingers around the base of the rod, lift the tip in an arc to a sudden stop, wait to feel it load then push foward the action takes over and completes the cast. I can show you all that you need to know...albeit your now less innocent mind may have already guessed that I teach fishing kind of like the way Tiger Woods was rumoured to have taught golf? | Oh well...Tiger "The Snake" Woods and I both know enough to keep a fair stash of only the finest of chardys available for teaching purposes only and agree that nothing beats... | ....flying first class. | | I smell smoke? Is Beowulf cooking something underneath the bridge?
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