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Translation needed......
September 10 2010
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RHP User
15 years ago
you are definately young & hip! (we promise to luv u long time!) I have no translation to offer....sitting here perplexed myself. Maybe the only female who may want a piece of this young man would be a pedantic English teacher who loves to use red pens and smack hands with rulers......it is rhp after all......lol
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RHP User
15 years ago
Is it maybe a song?? Like rap or something? Its beyond me!
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RHP User
15 years ago
Don't they teach english in school anymore? Translation loosely as follows :I can't be bothered taking the time to write something in a form that even remotely approximates the english language.So you can be sure i will put just as much effort into pleasing you if we hook up baby!ps: i can't read or comprehend, otherwise i wouldn't be hittin upon you baby!......heheheheCheers Nev
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RHP User
15 years ago
yo damn hot bbyif u like cn i c u bbyur my age type n body typei cn lik u alover bby You are damn hot baby! If you like, can I see you baby? You're my age, type, and body type. I can *lik* you a lover baby hey hw it is wen u get a guy dt calls a lady lieka childn to giv love n affection like a lady thts had to find bby Hey, how is it when you get a guy *dt* calls a lady like a child and to give love and affection like a lady, that's hard to find baby
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RHP User
15 years ago
i got a headache just trying to read it gotta love those little boys that cant write properly roxxy
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RHP User
15 years ago
I txt msg with abreviating my words but not to that extent... Wen I am using FaceBook on my mobile I type in Txt maybe he was using a mobile.... 'Iam the txting Queen' lmao!! Just say SPEAK ENGLISH.... But guess you wouldn't want to have him thinking ur kean or is it spelt keen.... Argghhh! Baby Brain 4yrs on.... E xx
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RHP User
15 years ago
I wonder what other short comings they'd have! Ms Blind x
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RHP User
15 years ago
Did he forget this is a forum not a text message? :s I'm going to answer B : Would any 'mature' woman (i say the term loosely) think oh yeah baby I need a piece of that >? Not even close...
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RHP User
15 years ago
....hey there sassy... now i am a little younger than you, but not a great deal....and i have no idea what so ever... i am sorry but that man/ boy needs to head on back to school... my 8,6and 4yr old children speak, and write for that matter better than he does.i agree with Nev ... all it basically says is 'i cant be bothered usuing/speaking correct english' ( though almost tempting to meet to see if he speaks that way too...now that would be funny!!) .... i say skip that one...move on to next message... :) have a great weekend... msc xx
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RHP User
15 years ago
I would have asked if I could buy a vowel when I replied! Too dumb to comprehend your profile, too dumb to construct a basic sentence, too dumb to take no for an answer... wow... he's got to be quite a catch for the person he finds who can actually understand what he's typing lol And you're hip enough sassy! No doubt about that! :)
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RHP User
15 years ago
I'm relativly young and I didn't understand a word of that. Seems like a good filter for drop kicks though. Not young enough to be your son perhaps... Oh and I enjoy your intro Sassyme. I think sexy is a way of being getting excited just by the sound of a breath, or the slightest contact...I find the chemistry between attraction most exciting. Let me know if you'd like a chat some time.. x
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RHP User
15 years ago
Sassy...I would not be too concerned about the message, the language, content nor certainly...it's author. One of my degrees is in romance languages and I am "passable" in a few so perhaps I can help out? | The language dates back to the advent first of guttural street dialect (the Urban Dictionary may be helpful) and later adopted as prepubescents discovered the wonders of archaic text capable phones with small keys requiring multiple entries or worse...auto correct. It later became popular amongst the illiterate on MSN and other P2P instant messaging programmes...but in the main gave way to a more common and correct use of the language as most of the "more mature" (read over 21 ... not spending the last three years of their life trying to graduate grade 12) find it highly annoying and confusing. Let's try a broad translation....shalll we? | "Hi...I am desperate and uneducated. Do you find those qualities attractive? If there is the slightest chance that this may be the case and you are mercifully inclined...I would like to meet you, or anyone for that matter. As you can see, I am typing with one hand and must go now." | "Thank you for responding as most woud not have bothered. I realised once I sent that message that, if I can't spell it, it is indeed highly unlikely that I can do it anyway...but even your brief "no" has yet again inspired me to a short burst of one handed typing. Thank you and I do hope it was as good for you, too? When I am 25 or so and finally complete my VCE, I would consider it a privelege if you would consider chatting at some point in the future." | Now I am no expert in urban dialects but do believe that would be relaitvely accurate? Of course if needed you could respond in a more common and simplistic military text code... | SNAFU...you are FUBAR. SOSDD and "no" is a complete sentence. Read it! | The art of romance languages is not lost!
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RHP User
15 years ago
because they never seem to use them! I'm 29 and I can't stand text speak. There is no way I'd ever give someone who writes like that a second glance.
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RHP User
15 years ago
then i would have a good excuse for my shocking spelling ............ and people would do threads in forum about me lmao as the kids realy do have a book that gives you al the abrevations and what those annoying letters mean Andy xxx
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RHP User
15 years ago
OMG Sassyme, that is so funny, you know you want him. We are a similar age and I think we are starting to show it too.I take it the young gentleman was in his early twenties.....we get the same sort of thing from time to time, its just the way it is. We need to read some messages several times to understand it. Good luck
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RHP User
15 years ago
u no u wnt him bby. :-) Far out... do people really think that messages like that are going to get them anywhere? Surprised he didn't abuse you for being a sl*t just because you said "no thanks"... Maybe he's saving that for message #3. besides... aren't vowels worth $50 on wheel of fortune? damn thats expensive.. GFC is taking its toll.
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RHP User
15 years ago
Quoting 'WantPeakExp' I would have asked if I could buy a vowel when I replied! Too dumb to comprehend your profile, too dumb to construct a basic sentence, too dumb to take no for an answer... Mmmph... what makes you think he wasn't taking no for an answer when apparently... no one here is capable of deciphering his message??? Or even really cares to try... Mrs P
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RHP User
15 years ago
....If it were me, I would just shoot back a bit of Ye Olde World language...umm something like: "so this is your opinion of me, thank you for explaining it so fully. I look forward to making your aquaintance." . Jx
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RHP User
15 years ago
Quoting 'MrnMrsPeachypear' yo damn hot bbyif u like cn i c u bbyur my age type n body typei cn lik u alover bby. (can I lick you all over baby) You are damn hot baby! If you like, can I see you baby? You're my age, type, and body type. I can *lik* you a lover baby hey hw it is wen u get a guy dt calls a lady lieka childn to giv love n affection like a lady thts had to find bby Hey, how is it when you get a guy *dt* calls a lady like a child dt = that....still doesnt make sense though..lol! and to give love and affection like a lady, that's hard to find baby Gotta wonder if he does everything with as little effort...with bits left out...I fucking HATE text talk...even when texting!JMO...BJxxxhy cn u evn spll?hy cn u evn fk?whts the pnt of mssgngif no1 cn undrstnd it?
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RHP User
15 years ago
I think this puppy may have had the hiccups while writing his piece to you..Or it just the text generation..
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RHP User
15 years ago
justin beiber has a profile on here?
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platinumblonde69
15 years ago
Hey sassyme...I teach Year 7 to Year 12 and even I cant interpret that...hahaha..Even our poor literacy students write better than that...lol....Maybe some little boy got onto his daddy's RHP profile and thought he would try his luck...lol....
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RHP User
15 years ago
OMG! It doesn't even deserve a reply does it! Just plain English would have been suffice and even got a response. You actually wonder if they need a hand in the bedroom as well............. lol! MRS SRFUN
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RHP User
15 years ago
do you speak redhotpie? well i got this fwb whos dte with gsoh and one day she suggests mfm. she wants to do dp and finish with atm. i think omg atm? lmfao
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RHP User
15 years ago
No mention of dvda, so don't bother replying! ;)
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RHP User
15 years ago
Quoting 'evilboy71'justin beiber has a profile on here? hehehe...obviously he does....lol Kisses Focus
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RHP User
15 years ago
The guy is a mental giant, all you have to do is covert it to binary and it makes perfect sense! 01111001 01101111 00100000 01100100 01100001 01101101 01101110 00100000 01101000 01101111 01110100 00100000 01100010 01100010 01111001 00001101 00001010 01101001 01100110 00100000 01110101 00100000 01101100 01101001 01101011 01100101 00100000 01100011 01101110 00100000 01101001 00100000 01100011 00100000 01110101 00100000 01100010 01100010 01111001 00001101 00001010 01110101 01110010 00100000 01101101 01111001 00100000 01100001 01100111 01100101 00100000 01110100 01111001 01110000 01100101 00100000 01101110 00100000 01100010 01101111 01100100 01111001 00100000 01110100 01111001 01110000 01100101 00001101 00001010 01101001 00100000 01100011 01101110 00100000 01101100 01101001 01101011 00100000 01110101 00100000 01100001 01101100 01101111 01110110 01100101 01110010 00100000 01100010 01100010 01111001 I can't keep spending all my time here educating and mentoring you people. (insert best Mutley snigger here)
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