M46 F41
Too old???
June 05 2011
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RHP User
15 years ago
I plan on never being to old for playdates. Watched a couple on an english sex doco talking about there favorite sex positions. They were in there late 70s. Good for them! Oh and if the nurse grabs you in the right place, yes it does count!
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RHP User
15 years ago
we know of people in their 70's who are still sexually active..and yea.....there are those who live in retirement villages who do indulge in 'play' with others.sex isnt about age, its about drives and for some, that never goes away.......
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RHP User
15 years ago
The happy wife/happy life thing is the fountain of youth? LOLBut seriously, it's great that at your age you have a strong enough relationship to successfully swing, I think part of the age disparity may be that while there are probably many other young couples who are signed up here, a great percentage of them are just window shopping, or maybe they'll give it a go but won't have the solid enough foundation to be able to stick with it as long as those who've been there/done that and are still going strong and checking out the new hotties on the block.xx Sarah
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RHP User
15 years ago
There's a really lovely woman on here I met at a listed event who does not disclose her age but I'm guessing... no... I'm not even going to guess.. it's just inappropriate. Anyway, point is, I don't think you're ever too old to start finding your groove thang. I've also seen some dudes who are really quite ancient hanging out in places you'd think only virile men would be useful... but there you go... they're there sneaking up behind you for a cuddle and a bit of dirty talk... And why not... let's face facts here, age doesn't make anyone less human... less functional maybe... but some thoughts are simply irresistable. I fully intend to turn the nursing home into an old aged hornfest complete with viagra dispensers and glory hole cubicles with disability access and handrails.. lolz. Hip replacement my arse!HUgsStalky
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RHP User
15 years ago
......and, knowing my kids, turn on the fire, THEN and only then will I consider myself too old for sex. If I am an octogenerain and still alone, then there is bound to be another octogenarian also alone. Sorry to be the one to let you young fellows into a long known secret BUT your generation really did not invent sex, nor did you all perfect the art. Otherwise you would not exist. Maybe you ought to have a good look at the lifestyle offered in the retirement villages these days. Check out the "oldies" all dreesed for the nines, smelling fab and heading over to the neighbouring cottage, bottle of wine in hand. They are extremely "social" places. A game of Euchre or five hundred is not really about cards at all and at their age they have long since learned to play those cards close to thier chests and be very discreet. As for the age of some of them checking out your profiles....they can still think about it and fantasize cant they? I think the same thing when I get wonderful prose written to me by 20 year olds on this site. Oh and Stalky...book me into the same retirement village....shove the hip replacement. Although those electric mobility scooters could be fun.........
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RHP User
15 years ago
Well we think anyone over 40 is too old to swing. The have lost the stamia of a 20-30 yr old. All the guys have beer guts and their wives weigh twice as much as their husbands and cant monovere in bed any more!
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RHP User
15 years ago
Quoting 'fionabee' ......and, knowing my kids, turn on the fire, THEN and only then will I consider myself too old for sex. If I am an octogenerain and still alone, then there is bound to be another octogenarian also alone. Sorry to be the one to let you young fellows into a long known secret BUT your generation really did not invent sex, nor did you all perfect the art. Otherwise you would not exist. I think you may have misread the original post. (MR) foreverlove was not talking about sex in general... He was talking about "swinging". Just because we're young, doesn't mean we're stupid. We are aware that our parents, and indeed their parents - and generations before them - had sex. We are also aware that without sex, we would not be here. We have children - we know how babies are made.
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Letsgetcrazy09
15 years ago
Age is a matter of mind, if you don't mind, it don't matter Lets
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RHP User
15 years ago
who says your sex drives just because your classed as "older". i know numerous 50 years old who have a very active sex life, know of a 69 year old man who still chases younger women (and as far i know performs quite well), and my great aunt was well into her eighties when she admitted to perving on the young gardener, thought my ex-hubby was hot, and gave me tips how to satsify in the bedroom when i got married. good on the older couples who are on here, maybe the age difference will make it harder to meet other people, but as the saying goes every teapot has its lid. and if you get a message from them and arent intrested, just send a thanks, nut no thanks message. and a quick prayer to the heavens above your sex life is still that active when you reach your twilight years : ) xx
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RHP User
15 years ago
There is a upside to the fact that women outlive men by about 5-7 years...if you manage to outlive the competition, there will be about 24 women in the retirement home for every man that's there. The really good news is that once you get a case of CRS, each one of them in a new woman every day too. | I have it written into my "Living Will" that on any given day that I can't get an erection...I am to be euthanized after a medical exam where the cause is just "too old". Actually I am hoping I have a heart attack trying to sneak out of a bedroom window at about 85... | ...and rigor mortis proves the cause of death.
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RHP User
15 years ago
Quoting 'foreverlove7985' Quoting 'fionabee' ......and, knowing my kids, turn on the fire, THEN and only then will I consider myself too old for sex. If I am an octogenerain and still alone, then there is bound to be another octogenarian also alone. Sorry to be the one to let you young fellows into a long known secret BUT your generation really did not invent sex, nor did you all perfect the art. Otherwise you would not exist. I think you may have misread the original post. (MR) foreverlove was not talking about sex in general... He was talking about "swinging". Just because we're young, doesn't mean we're stupid. We are aware that our parents, and indeed their parents - and generations before them - had sex. We are also aware that without sex, we would not be here. We have children - we know how babies are made. The bit about the fun they all have in the retirement villages. There is no age limit on swinging either. A seventy five year old man may look old, wrinkly and ugly to you but there is a seventy five year old woman who thinks he is just fine.
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RHP User
15 years ago
While ever theres talk about the older chickies and studs who dare to have a profile on RHP and the suggestion of when or why they should step down from a active sex life, you must still believe sexual prowess only belong to the teens to 30s which is definately not the case.Geez, if thats the case we better think about preparing you for your old age now because believe me, age has a habit of creeping up and kicking you fair in the arse before you know it.Personally' it's never crossed my mind for a moment to willingly think' 'ok, time to hang up the balls, tie down the ole boy, sell off the dildos and stop being a sexy horny person because we need to step aside for the next gereration. ? bugga that, everyman for himself.. lol.Anyway, Mrs JJ and self are here for the long haul, well at least while there's still desire and everything is still in good working order. Mr JJ
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RHP User
15 years ago
Quoting 'fionabee' Then read the rest of the post. The bit about the fun they all have in the retirement villages.I did. I'm not illiterate. You made no reference to "swinging" at all.
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RHP User
15 years ago
to old ,,,,,,,,,,,never to old ,,,,,,,,,am going to stalkys pleusure palace when i retire ,,,,,,,pmsl ,,,,,,,,
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RHP User
15 years ago
Quoting 'foreverlove7985' Just because we're young, doesn't mean we're stupid. We are aware that our parents, and indeed their parents - and generations before them - had sex. We are also aware that without sex, we would not be here. We have children - we know how babies are made. \I'm not really convinced yet. I think I'd like to see a demonstration of what you've learnt. :PHugsCreepy guy.
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RHP User
15 years ago
There is no barrier - eg, age, relationship status, sexual preference....most people appreciategreat pics and yours is one of them.......expect many more views from people outside of yourprofile range.ps.....age does not weary them, just improve :)
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RHP User
15 years ago
...the better the sex, the more intense the orgasm and the more you appreciate it!!
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RHP User
15 years ago
Who wants to be creative and start the first one. . . . Actually I haven;t done any swinging yet but I haven't given up the idea!
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RHP User
15 years ago
Great idea. We can create our own swingers retirement village. With glory holes, viagra dispensers, very stern looking nurses who do daily checks and sponge baths, rumpus rooms, very warm spas and steam rooms to sooth old bones, poles for the dancers, dungeons, sex shop, and water beds to help with the motion. What else have I forgotten? The only rule..... take your teeth out before giving the old boys their daily blow jobs. Yummy gummy. xxMeeka
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RHP User
15 years ago
Poles for the dancers will be necessary for entertainment if Stalky and Fiona are heading to the same retirement village! PMSL ... Flirty x
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RHP User
15 years ago
Pmsl
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RHP User
15 years ago
Quoting 'flirty_bi_fem'Poles for the dancers will be necessary for entertainment if Stalky and Fiona are heading to the same retirement village! PMSL ... Flirty x For some reason I cant help smiling about Stalky and Fiona making out at the same retirement village....Love it ...snap!
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RHP User
15 years ago
JustEnough you SO have to be there too. Wouldn't be the same without you!! I mean who will make sure that we aren't all accidentally having anal sex. xxMeeka
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RHP User
15 years ago
I personally dont think there should be an age limit, as long as you are still physically and mentally capable and there is someone who is wanting to meet up with you, then there should be no dramas. I personally would love to meet up with a woman into her 60's or 70's (or even 80's if she is up to it, lol). I love a more mature woman and would love to find one that I could re-introduce to pleasure. Or am I just a granny grabber?
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RHP User
15 years ago
You do know that "loss of control" is something that comes with age, don't you... | Quoting 'Meeka100' I mean who will make sure that we aren't all accidentally having anal sex. | Accidents will be inevitable and just remember that it's nothing personal if it happens. I'm not sure...but I think there may be a reason why those Depends adult diapers outsell Huggies worldwide. | Just make sure you keep a big box of Handy Wipes handy. | | I know it's gross...but you started it.
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RHP User
15 years ago
Hobbling along the corridor with my walking frame, the whips, paddles and crops swinging from it while I chase some cheeky little geriatric subbie on my way to the dungeon room. I would make a good occupational therapist.
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RHP User
15 years ago
Quoting 'ChasingMidnight' You do know that "loss of control" is something that comes with age, don't you... | Quoting 'Meeka100' I mean who will make sure that we aren't all accidentally having anal sex. | Accidents will be inevitable and just remember that it's nothing personal if it happens. I'm not sure...but I think there may be a reason why those Depends adult diapers outsell Huggies worldwide. | Just make sure you keep a big box of Handy Wipes handy. | | I know it's gross...but you started it. I recently changed to an Apple Mac computer.... and I'm on my second keyboard in a week damb it! I mean... I try to catch it but there's always just one pulsing squirt that shoots across the desk like a mofo when I least expect it. Then I tried to clean it up with some cleaning fluid... and then the buttons start to muck up.... I can't have a keyboard that pushes its own buttons!! I've got a big pad of blotting paper on top of the desk just in case... but the keyboard is exposed!What can I do about this situation?HugsStalky
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RHP User
15 years ago
Ok.. this is more a social village than a retirement village.... we move in early.. long before retirement.... and as we age take the full transition to dirty old bastards! By then, I should look more and more like Benny Hill.HugsStalky
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Letsgetcrazy09
15 years ago
Da da dadda didd i da da dadda You're not slappin my bald head I hope Stalky..........PMSL
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RHP User
15 years ago
Gladwrap.....commercial size.
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RHP User
15 years ago
Quoting 'foreverlove7985' Quoting 'fionabee' Then read the rest of the post. The bit about the fun they all have in the retirement villages.I did. I'm not illiterate. You made no reference to "swinging" at all. Neither did most of the forum posters. So it is only MY comments that offend? I guess that in your youthful eyes a game of cards and heading across the compound with a bottle of wine all dressed up and smelling nice is just that....a game of cards? Quoting 'stalky'Ok.. this is more a social village than a retirement village.... we move in early.. long before retirement.... and as we age take the full transition to dirty old bastards! By then, I should look more and more like Benny Hill.HugsStalkyHa. More like the over fifties gated villages that are springing up in my area? They have communal swimming pool (indoors and heated for this area) Community "social" room...tables, couches, big screen tv...that sort of thing, a beautician comes in each week for hair, make up...could we include waxing? Gardener to take care of the landscaping...all done...just move in...no kids...limited on the pets.
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RHP User
15 years ago
Now your talking Fiona! RHP gated community. LOL awesome! I am picturing you and Stalkers making announcements over the loudspeakers each morning with the days activities, or the thought of the day. xx Meeka
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RHP User
15 years ago
Quoting 'stalky' I recently changed to an Apple Mac computer.... and I'm on my second keyboard in a week damb it! I mean... I try to catch it but there's always just one pulsing squirt that shoots across the desk like a mofo when I least expect it. Then I tried to clean it up with some cleaning fluid... and then the buttons start to muck up.... I can't have a keyboard that pushes its own buttons!! I've got a big pad of blotting paper on top of the desk just in case... but the keyboard is exposed!What can I do about this situation?HugsStalky . Wear a condom Stalky that way you can catch it all. That reminds me I was just reading that you can freeze old wine in ice cube trays and use it in your cooking at a later date ....... I wonder. ... Chasingmidnight and Chilli....... you guys are naughty, gross but naughty :) xx Meeka
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RHP User
15 years ago
I was thinking more along the lines of a vertical village.Then we could call it Pie City instead of sky city... and I can see Brae getting very comfortable down in the basement... surfacing on the roof top dressed with lots of leather and a fine woollen kilt for when the sun goes down..... Of course, I would operate the elevators.... in which the lights would mysteriously fail.... and when the doors finally open at the designated floors people can be seen adjusting their hair and re-arranging their underpants.... as if nothing had happened.HUgsStalky Quoting 'Meeka100' Now your talking Fiona! RHP gated community. LOL awesome! I am picturing you and Stalkers making announcements over the loudspeakers each morning with the days activities, or the thought of the day. xx Meeka
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RHP User
15 years ago
The token bit of mutton I'll do it.........wiggling my gimpy hip across the lawn in the bright morning light in my pearls, carrying my heels with built in orthotics...Proudly doing what used to be known as the walk of shame (will then be the walk of brag) LOL It's going to be tough competition in there Meeks...ya know us girls last longer than the boys for the better part...talk about an old man drought!!!!! . It'll be zimmer frames and med swapping at dawn over who gets the old man slut that can still keep it up
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RHP User
15 years ago
We'll have to adapt the zimmer frames somehow to suspend from the ceilings. :pHugsStalky Quoting 'D_G_T' The token bit of mutton I'll do it.........wiggling my gimpy hip across the lawn in the bright morning light in my pearls, carrying my heels with built in orthotics...Proudly doing what used to be known as the walk of shame (will then be the walk of brag) LOL It's going to be tough competition in there Meeks...ya know us girls last longer than the boys for the better part...talk about an old man drought!!!!! . It'll be zimmer frames and med swapping at dawn over who gets the old man slut that can still keep it up
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RHP User
15 years ago
Quoting 'D_G_T' It'll be zimmer frames and med swapping at dawn over who gets the old man slut that can still keep it up l You limp alomg with a zimmer frame and gimpy hip. LOL. I will be going for a motorised mobility scooter. I wonder if I can get Jean Gerrard to turbo that?
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RHP User
15 years ago
a zimmer swing......now THAT sounds like a german piece of machinery designed to scare the pants off any oldie
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RHP User
15 years ago
Fiona tell him that you want all the vibration directed up through the seat if possible while you're there
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RHP User
15 years ago
Glad wrap it man !! many layers of
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RHP User
15 years ago
Others may regard as "squirting".... I mean maybe all those Depends pads are really used for another reason??? Haha...
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RHP User
15 years ago
Oh I'm glad you mentioned that. I wear adult size nappies every now and again.... and even though I am not incontinent... sometimes I just piss myself because I can. Is that so wrong? I mean, I have often done it in my wetsuit anyway and what's up with that?Oh.. and squirting... yes... I often wonder if squirters are all the women who also piss themselves laughing. :pHugsStalky Quoting 'yummymmuy' Others may regard as "squirting".... I mean maybe all those Depends pads are really used for another reason??? Haha...
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RHP User
15 years ago
I have no problems with the older generations getting it on I dont want to picture it or imagine it but I know it goes on and good for them I am even fine with people old enough to be my grandparents looking at my profile its when they send a flirt or a message that I get annoyed I mean come on we have age restrictions for a reason and we are a 26 and 19 year old couple somehow I doubt we would for one hide our true interests and not represent them with our age barriers but 2 be looking for a 50 or 60+ pair of senile swingers to be sharing our bed infact we clearly don't want swingers either but it doesnt seem to stop them maybe they just are not wearing their glasses. p.s no offence is meant to be generated here it's just my opionion on the matter.
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RHP User
15 years ago
Piss themselves laughing..mmm I think DGT may have issues there. She seems to do it a lot. Squirter are you darling? By the way has any one realised that when your old it is your right to be rude and crabby. xx Meeka
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RHP User
15 years ago
We will also need a internet room so a that we can sit there all day writing on the forums.
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RHP User
15 years ago
am I allowed a residence or does someone have to come visit their aged Mother occassionally???? , Kisses Focus
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RHP User
15 years ago
thats called being entitled to be bitter and twisted , not sure im a fan of the bitter part, but I reckon its far too late for the twisted pfff wish I was a squirter though, I could really see myself enjoying squirting myself laughing over anyone who stood still for long enough
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RHP User
15 years ago
Focus, pull up a commode honey just about to start the crocheting class, we're making hammocks for the naturists. It's a hoot, they think they're so shit hot....little do they know once they hop in it takes them fucking ages to get back out, and in the meantime we all stand around and take pics of the Ham in a string bag
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RHP User
15 years ago
to old never maybe when you die as you get older as am sure you have look back your body may change but your heart and mind still has its desires i wonder if you were 60 would this even be ?4you it maybe well iam older but dam your hot as iam sure it is for all that ages as 4 a nursing home if thats the closest 1 can get to a 3some then enjoy that much lol
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RHP User
15 years ago
Since Joining RHP i have meet a few People most younger than i am and when i send MSgs i often get the reply that they are some one younger but normally are about my Age any way dont wish to sound bitter but People over 50 DO enjoy sex and have the Experance to do it right
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RHP User
15 years ago
Can anyone translate likelysuspects post for me please? Sorry but i've read it half a dozen times and i just dont understand. I'm starting to think it must be some kind of cipher (Mr)
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RHP User
15 years ago
My translation foreverlove as requested, I have added punctuation. But I do believe that he is saying you are never too old and he will stop fucking when he is dead. That your body may age but your mind and heart does not and you still have that desire. He thinks you are super hot, and he thinks he is super hot too. (hehehe) He believes that the closest he will ever get to having a threesome would be if he went to the RHP nursing home. Am I close likelysuspects? Quoting 'likelysuspects' to old, never. Maybe when you die. As you get older as I am, sure you have, look back, your body may change but your heart and mind still has its desires. I wonder if you were 60 would this even be ? 4 you it maybe well. I am older, but dam your hot, as I am. Sure it is for all that ages, as 4 a nursing home if thats the closest 1 can get to a 3some then enjoy that much lol
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RHP User
15 years ago
i have a hyge crush on a 66year old women. beautiful sex shape, stunning eyes , lush hair and a huge heart... yummm
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RHP User
15 years ago
Thanks for the translation Meeka. Lol punctuation made it funnier and easier to read! I sort of understand now... I think? Now if i can just work out what sormaleperth is trying to say...... (Mr)
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RHP User
15 years ago
We used to go by age but now it has all changed because we have met some awesome younger people and older people that you just wouldn't judge by their age. Because our age gap is almost ten years, some people might be keen to play with the younger of the two of us but not the older because of age???...It's hard to see logic in a someone saying "Oh, he/she is very sexy...but they're 40...I can't do it" We hear it all the time...At the end of the day we have generally dismissed the age factor and now go on sexual attraction, personality etc. Some people can still be sexy at an older age and let's face it; you, me and everyone else on here is getting older and none of want to get to that point where we are segregated because of our age. Still photos don't do anyone justice either! K & M xx
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RHP User
15 years ago
yes you are close except i do have 3somes now but if i was in hospital and old and the closest thing i could get to a 3some was the wife and nurse moving me around then that would be fine beggers cant be choosers thankyou my sexy translator xx
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RHP User
15 years ago
Quoting 'likelysuspects' Too old? Who me? Never!! Well ok maybe a little bit. Definitely when I'm dead. As you get older I am sure you will have a bit of a look back at your body and perhaps then your attitude to swinging may change. But even then your heart and mind will likely have its desires. I wonder if I were 60 years old would this scene even be reasonable for me? Damn. For you it may not be appropriate at 40 but you have your good points. Well, I am older than you but damb biatches, youse are almost as hawt as I am so why not!! Enjoy it while it lasts!! Sure swinging is open for all whether your pretty as a picture or even if you have a head like a slapped arse. As for rooting in a nursing home, that Stalky is fucking well above his division. We should all root him just to see if he has been fibbing all this time, especially you two, foreverlove7985. He acts like he is batting for the oldies but doesn't mind being called daddy! I think he has the hawts for you two. How good is that! If that's the closest 1 can get to a threesome then enjoy that much lol. Personally my money is on Stalky. I bet Stalky is a the penultimate one man threesome!
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RHP User
15 years ago
Hey... no need for thanks.... I learnt a lot about translating stuff from fundamentalist Christians. :)HUgsStalky
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redhotozz
15 years ago
Allotapussy has it 100% right, and the original post is pretty much a selfish view of "why do these old people want to swing?"Basically, we find people are who they are, and age does not mean much when it comes to that vital spark. We sometimes find couples pass us by on photos, but play with us at parties and find out who we are later. Its the mutual spark that counts, not the date of birth, and we never bother to ask for age...who the hell cares about that?Jay n Steve
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RHP User
15 years ago
Well it seems as once your over 50 the ones under 35 don't even want to get to know you for play meets so they are saying too old to play with , your never too old for sex so long as your mind is young , the young ones need to look at it and think when they get to 50 will they say they are too are too old for sex .
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RHP User
15 years ago
"Dam u are hot, as I am sure it is, with ALL people of your age." Your pic is hot... Your rude comments about other RHPers are not. I don't find u sexy at all! 31 is a cool age comma u realize being in your 30s is quite Chillaxing full stop Turning 26 was the worst for me ... U realize that in less time that has passed since u turned 21 comma u will be turning 30 full stop Perhaps also feeling your youth and beauty has peaked. Don't stress you soon get over it. Age is Irrelevant
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RHP User
15 years ago
RHP def needs that "like" button!!! Mistress T and her bondage frame chasing geriatrics subs!! Like!! Double Like !! Triple like !!! Pass me a Poise pad ... Cos I'm SQMSL, ROFSQ... (oh yeah translated squirting myself laughing and Rolling on floor squirting)
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RHP User
15 years ago
What are you getting upset for Annabella237? I was simply asking if people had put an age limit on THEMSELVES not others. Sorry if age is a sensitive issue for you. If people want to carry on swinging till they die thats great, i applaud them and hope i feel the same as i age. No need to get your granny panties in a bunch over it. Lol Thx for the laugh stalky. (Mr)
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RHP User
15 years ago
Quoting 'JustEnough' Well we think anyone over 40 is too old to swing. The have lost the stamia of a 20-30 yr old. All the guys have beer guts and their wives weigh twice as much as their husbands and cant monovere in bed any more! so you just counted yourselves out. 1-2-3 gooone
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RHP User
15 years ago
We have the same taste for lollies and champaigne. Maybe we should share a jar and a glass.. hehehehehe
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RHP User
15 years ago
I doubt the excitement of swinging changes at all as you get older. Couples seem to be more secure and open, women more confident and guys not so uptight.... also, the women get hotter ;-)
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RHP User
15 years ago
Those guys are only ever hear to shit stir. Most people simply ignore them.Cheers Nev
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RHP User
15 years ago
Ahh.. I see. You don't even realise you are being rude! Age is irrelevant. You are only 10 years younger than me. I have friends in their 20s 30s 40s and 50s. Always have, it's nothing new for me. I just don't get off on ignorant closed minded people regardless of age. Just my opinion KISSES Anna
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RHP User
15 years ago
honestly are you that silly what a childish ? from a adult you have a lot to learn maybe someone older can teach you
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RHP User
15 years ago
So i changed my profile a few weeks back and my tag line is something like tell me your fantasies, every dirty detail. That really made my mail go crazy and i am yet to get thru it.... But forthe first time I received a message from a man errrr only25-30 years above my desired suitors age hehe he wrote his dirty details and ended the message with ",--well you can tell me you are not interesed and i offended you or be great to hear from you just keep haveing fun regards ??????xxxxx " And I thought Go xyz name???!!! I actually was highly amused by his message, i thought he was awesome, so i replied, said i was happy to chat but not chance of meeting and he is happy with that and he has told me of a few amusing stories, we have only messaged a few times, but I ACTUALLY DON'T find him a dirty old man, just a horny old man with great stories from the past (RHP has really made too much seem normal to me i think?! !!)! lol! I am 36 and often feel old for this site at times, so I am just happy to see that a man at 65 can still rock it here
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RHP User
15 years ago
Quoting 'Annabella237'. I just don't get off on ignorant closed minded people regardless of age. Just as we don't get off on people who can't take things lightly... If you're going to react to every post on here, may I suggest not posting? STALKY: Hey Daddy! *slaps ass* LOL - Thanks for the translated post - gave us a great laugh! (MRS)
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RHP User
15 years ago
Like it a lot Boobalicious x
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RHP User
15 years ago
Redhotozz... Spot on!!
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RHP User
15 years ago
I have to applaud you....another topic with someone getting upset about the responses....sheesh you two sure know how to choose a topic which gets under the skin of some....lol....(can I have a heads up next time feel like creating some trouble of my own...hehe) ok so I am in a shit stirring mood who cares? To those saying the age is irreleveant and complaining that those in their 30's and below choose not to play with them let me stress something to you - the reason we choose not to play with people older than our parents is exactly that - they are older than our parents. We dont dispute the fact that older people have sex....nor do we dispute that we may be missing out on meeting some fabulous people but it is too creepy for many of us to play with people who are indeed older than our parents. Now I am at a disadvantage with this as my own mother is not that much older than me but it still does make me a little uncomofrtable when I get approached by someone who is older than her....its just doesnt feel right to me. I happily play with peole up to and including her age but over that and I have a mental stumbling block....its my issue and I am quite happy not dealing with it thankyou . Conversly I have had others say that they understand this because for them they find it weird and creepy to be playing with people of my age and lower because I am younger than their own children...too weird for them. . DGT - can I have one on one lessons in crocheting please??? Someone tried to teach me when I was a young thing...lol...but I just plain and simply sucked at it!! But then any time I get to spend one on one with you is definately a plus . I personally dont think there is an age limit on swinging....if you still have the want and can find other like minded people to indulge in your naughtier desires with then go right ahead... and am sure when we are all in that age bracket and reclining at Stalky's retirement home then we too will be looking for some fun on those cold lonely nights...lol . Kisses Focus
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RHP User
15 years ago
Quoting 'CarlosSpicyWienr' Those guys are only ever hear to shit stir. Most people simply ignore them. Cheers Nev But it included ourselves, and the highlights from the last "too old thread" Now everyone be serious please and agree with everyone!
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RHP User
15 years ago
Do 41 year olds wear granny panties? I guess I was a Granny at 39 so maybe they can. I dont think my panties qualify for the granny brigade yet. I will leave that to my 76 year old mother who...incidently.... is still playing with her 70 year old married toy boy. LOL. It is funny how our lives just slip by. At 15 I thought 25 was old and 40 was nearly dead. Here I am all these years later and Focus is all grown up. It seems like only last week I was cleaning up after her, wiping the spit and mashed veges from her face...wait....It was. lol. I was in Sydney for the week. I consider myself middle aged and have every intention of living to be 100 so there for I am nearly halfway there. It dissappears so very fast. Without us even noticing. Instead of the "younsters" getting all bent out of shape about the older generation looking at thier profiles, maybe they could consider it a compliment. That maybe you have an appeal for all ages. I have a little chuckle every time someone as young as 20 sends me a message and this does happen with great regularity. I do let them down as gently as I can because after all I dont want to damage any fragile egos. Every now and then I do send a positive reply to a youngster...gotta encourage them a little. Sex and swinging has an ageless, timeless quality. There is never going to be a too old. Appeal is different for each of us and some may be looking for a mother/father figure. Others may be looking for the experience of an older person. Whatever it is, none of us can dictate who is and isnt attracted to us.
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RHP User
15 years ago
No I dont own Granny Knickers... in fact I hardly ever wear undies!!! And as for being a Granny... thats a long way off for me... My son is 2!!!!!Mrs ForeverLove... Please read your own post addressed to me... It applies to you more than me!!! Had it not been for the Granny Knicker comment I wouldnt have responded at all. You might think you are being funny and yes I can see Mister"s smart arse humour shining through.. taking the piss out of two other fellow posters... then me with the Granny Knicker comment, but taking the piss is rude and uncalled for. As they say... sarcasm is the lowest form of wit.. but taking the piss is pretty damn close to that.Anyway I wish you well on RHP... I have made some awesome friends through this site and most made thru attending play parties. Its a big scary world, the world of swinging.. have your wits about you.KissesAnna
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RHP User
15 years ago
I can't understand the offense people seem to be generating from here as an ADULT site and the fact that this post refers to MATURE people shouldn't they show some maturity and answer the questions as adults and understand that people have different opionions in which they are entitled if they had made a statement or a derogitory remark I would understand it bt they simply asked a question in which several people including alot of mature aged people have answered I dont understand the response of people claiming insult but back to my point this is an adult site so lets act like adults. MR....
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RHP User
15 years ago
I can't understand the offense people seem to be generating from here as an ADULT site and the fact that this post refers to MATURE people shouldn't they show some maturity and answer the questions as adults and understand that people have different opionions in which they are entitled if they had made a statement or a derogitory remark I would understand it bt they simply asked a question in which several people including alot of mature aged people have answered I dont understand the response of people claiming insult but back to my point this is an adult site so lets act like adults. MR....
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RHP User
15 years ago
I have found mature aged men are far more better in the bedroom than younger men!! Younger men CUM far toooo quick!! ;) Mature aged men have learnt to take their time and dont pounce on you like a rabbit high on crack .. Mature aged women are just delicious!! Classy!! They have a soothing and harmonious approach to sex. young girls nowa days want to * FUCK *. I'm 21 , during my love making i like to play romantic music such as lenny williams , isley brothers , marie j blige .. candles .. Oil .. Young girls like that fast up beat jibber jabber. See , the older you mature the more you better in the bedroom ;) I would not swing with anyone under the age of 18 .. No no no no ... Allot more growing up to be done. 18 seems to be the most difficult age for a young woman. Soo many emotions going on in one head ..I can remember when I wer 18 .. CLINGY - QUICK ATTACHMENT .. and allot of my male friends around the same age as myself now will not date women under the age of 20 due to the unstable emotional mind young girls under the age of 20. Its true .. Sorry .. You must be MATURE in your head to par take in any sexual activity.
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RHP User
15 years ago
Hello you beautiful young woman! I wish I had the same "knowingness" at your age! My mind is boggling as to what inspiring and sexy woman you are STILL to become! I like the fact I am a cougar, cougars are confident, because we have learnt that "knowingness"... that you already possess! And that dear readers is why Age is Irrelevant! You either Gel with someone or you don't. Sure the initial physical attraction is what catches your interest.. But what keeps it or turns you off is the callibre of the soul! I can understand why you don't want to date people old enough to be your parents... OMG I went to a play party the other week advertised as 30-55 most suited. If you didn't know better it was Grandads birthday party!! We quickly made an exit we were so uncomfortable! But good on them they had a brilliant set up and I'm sure heaps of fun once the Viagra kicked in. But it was clearly.. Without knowing their ages, outside of my comfort zone (and I reckon if you were 55 you would have felt young there!) In my people person experience there are old 20-30 year olds good and bad. Some old souls.. But some in their late 20s talking and acting older than my mother. At the same time there are young "mature agers" who refuse to let society dictate to them how they should behave (lol that's me). I also have my age preference on my profile selfishly set at 45. However I was contacted by a 54 yo once and it was the best sex I'd had! Lol he was French and it piqued my interest to see if the myth was true OMG French guys know how to make love! Anyways the point I'm trying to make is.. If it feels right do it. If it doesnt sit well in your gut don't. But each contact should be measured and not just dismissed because it lies outside of your preferences. (eg I'm ever so curious to find out who Just1Taste "NomNom" 60 yo crush is!!)
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RHP User
15 years ago
the lady in my thoughts... likr butter would not melt.. shr is a goddess!! i have known her nearly a year and a half. when we chat my eyes are offixed to her soft lips , pert breasts, gawgeous tassles and her smile. i wiish i could take her around the world.... she blows my mind
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RHP User
15 years ago
Just1tasteYou write like a poet. I am sure she is a mentor to you in many ways. Likewise I am sure you mentor her, showing her the light and beauty of today's youth is still shining strong. What a beautiful relationship. xxx
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RHP User
15 years ago
I once met a couple in their late 80s on Dunk Island. Two of the most amazing people i`ve ever met. Youthful, constantly smiling and laughing, both had served in WWII, still very active. When i asked them how they managed it the old boy said to me, "Never stop laughing or shagging and one drink every night". Sex will keep you young, happy and sane. Its great for maintaining mental acuity. good for your heart and back....... Never too old....
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RHP User
15 years ago
Quoting 'Alottapussy' We used to go by age but now it has all changed because we have met some awesome younger people and older people that you just wouldn't judge by their age. Because our age gap is almost ten years, some people might be keen to play with the younger of the two of us but not the older because of age???...It's hard to see logic in a someone saying "Oh, he/she is very sexy...but they're 40...I can't do it" We hear it all the time...At the end of the day we have generally dismissed the age factor and now go on sexual attraction, personality etc. Some people can still be sexy at an older age and let's face it; you, me and everyone else on here is getting older and none of want to get to that point where we are segregated because of our age. Still photos don't do anyone justice either! K & M xx Here here!! Well said.. I`ll take a sexy lady in her 40s any day over a sexy girl in her 20s. Women age wonderfully..
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RHP User
15 years ago
I attended a party about 5 yrs ago and met a lady there who was the same age as my mother ...and she came with her toyboy ..my mother was 73 at the time ...I thought the host of the party forgot to tell his mother that he was having a party was funny as. She had a ball knew what she wanted I saw here with this really hung Mr 10 incher in his 40's guy screaming from delight ( ok TMI for those who have mums this age sorry) After that I saw her many a time and she enjoyed all ages. I also know a group run by 60 yr olds that advertise on here and they have people late 20's and over. And they have a few regular fems 40's 50's who enjoy and have a ball and play with the young and old its more about the personality and presentation that appeals. Lots of the guys in their 30's 40's enjoy these ladies and are regulars. Im wondering are they going to give up swinging at 40 because they to old??? lol Ive worked in aged care had a few offers but mostly they just being charming and enjoy a flirt I say good on them. My best offer was from a guy 92 an amputee in a wheel chair when he said..how about it love? ..and I reponded are you UP for it or do you need a hand.... he just laughed and after that we were the best of mates. Going to read all the post after I just couldnt help myself by posting before I read all the comments T
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RHP User
15 years ago
We have met older couples before and had lots of fun. We are still yet to meet a couple closer to our age (m 31, f 30) that woud like to meet and have some fun. Beginning to think that we are looking for a unicorn.
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RHP User
14 years ago
Quoting 'Annabella237'Hello you beautiful young woman! I wish I had the same "knowingness" at your age! My mind is boggling as to what inspiring and sexy woman you are STILL to become! I like the fact I am a cougar, cougars are confident, because we have learnt that "knowingness"... that you already possess! And that dear readers is why Age is Irrelevant! You either Gel with someone or you don't. Sure the initial physical attraction is what catches your interest.. But what keeps it or turns you off is the callibre of the soul! I can understand why you don't want to date people old enough to be your parents... OMG I went to a play party the other week advertised as 30-55 most suited. If you didn't know better it was Grandads birthday party!! We quickly made an exit we were so uncomfortable! But good on them they had a brilliant set up and I'm sure heaps of fun once the Viagra kicked in. But it was clearly.. Without knowing their ages, outside of my comfort zone (and I reckon if you were 55 you would have felt young there!) In my people person experience there are old 20-30 year olds good and bad. Some old souls.. But some in their late 20s talking and acting older than my mother. At the same time there are young "mature agers" who refuse to let society dictate to them how they should behave (lol that's me). I also have my age preference on my profile selfishly set at 45. However I was contacted by a 54 yo once and it was the best sex I'd had! Lol he was French and it piqued my interest to see if the myth was true OMG French guys know how to make love! Anyways the point I'm trying to make is.. If it feels right do it. If it doesnt sit well in your gut don't. But each contact should be measured and not just dismissed because it lies outside of your preferences. (eg I'm ever so curious to find out who Just1Taste "NomNom" 60 yo crush is!!) Wow you sound divine, oh best look at your profile and Annabella's, why not throw 3 decades into the mix, I've done it before and it was awesome!! I have been MIA for a while and i got this thread and the 'my girlfriend wants to play with an older man' thread mixed up, and i track back to it and it is GONE! why do they pull whole threads??? anyone know why that one was pulled? I had made my recent confession of someone who thought they were maybe a wee bit agest... THOUGHT... Someone i knew for a decade as an aquaintence, didn't know his age, nor think much about it. on a night out a few weeks ago it was hmmmm i am interested, age check, 21 years OLDER?!?! bugger it, doesn't feel it, it felt just as any other sparking chemical experience, and YES, there does appear to be not only all the stamina required, but a total different approach, and the offers of more and more and more, just astounded me! any agest thoughts i had one way or the other, gone now... just like that thread! right time to check out where u girls live (i bet it is in the 1000s of km ) As clearly my assumption is that if we were all but a town or two away that you'd both be falling over yourselves lol!!)
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RHP User
14 years ago
Too old is when you stop breathing sweetie.... or when you just can't do anything sexually at all. I can't believe some of you younger ones who think just because you are over 50 you are sexually dead.... but then I guess you will just have to wait until you are that age to find out that some of the best sex you can ever have is at an older age.
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