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Too early for New Year resolution?

December 14 2010

and since we have a build up to xmas and roll around for a couple of days after eating too much food, we groan and gear up towards NYE. The usual, drink less, get fit, or fitter, stop smoking (dont have to put that one on my list!) mine is.... drum roll... get serious about about finding a woman in my life... had taken time out...but think it time to share again... maybe easier said than done What is yours?

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RHP User

15 years ago

its not something i normally do cause i never stick with them lol but...last year i made one it was...to make sure i bring someone to our families annual new years eve fancy dress party, so that way i wont be having sex with strange 19yo boys on the door step at midnight but...once again it wont happen i have no one lined up and i think its a bit late in the year to find someone now anyone wanna come just let me know hehehe roxxy

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RHP User

15 years ago

i resolve to put my dick in a jar full of mosquitos, then once its been thoroughly bitten, just sit back and bat off for about an hour.

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RHP User

15 years ago

bahhh hum bug

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RHP User

15 years ago

rough rider

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15 years ago

I think I will be giving up sex next year....

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RHP User

15 years ago

how dare u judge and defame me for my sexual proclivities u boorish, intollerant buffoon. besides, no mosquitos will be harmed during proceedings, which is probably alot more than u can say for ur next back yard barbecue. u mosquito murdering charles manson of the world of entomology. perhaps the underlying message is we could all stand to spread a little more love. even in places where we dont think its entirely deserved.

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RHP User

15 years ago

yes, 'theone1983' I would love you to stand up to the bat, and share your love... this way (even though I probably don't deserve it... ) ;)

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RHP User

15 years ago

ritmofish... I will only give up sex, if I have to.. ;) thankfully I don't have to atm.. ;) Perhaps I may next year, see how long it lasts.. hehehe And I definitely would have to make up for ANY LOST opportunities.. :)

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RHP User

15 years ago

im guessing u would prefer it if i showed some love prior to the mosquito escapade. QUESTION. does anyone know how i might go about catching that many mosquitos? didnt think it through properly.

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RHP User

15 years ago

Yes theone1983, of course I would prefer to have you prior to the mosquito escapade.. When will that be? J

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RHP User

15 years ago

im thinking of giving up sex next year as well. giving it up to everyone who asks that is.

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RHP User

15 years ago

in that case, I'm not interested.. xx

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Too early for New Year resolution?

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