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Toilet Etiquette when playing
May 27 2011
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RHP User
15 years ago
Interesting mentally images there hahaThis isn't something I ever would have thought to ask but I can't waiting to hear some answers to this.I normally just hold on wishing for it to end so I can run off when we're done. Its a real mood killer for me no matter which course of action I take.
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RHP User
15 years ago
Well, you could sort that out before you find yourself in that situation... or soldier on... change positions so nobody is squashing your bladder.... And wait for the half time whistle. :p I can't remember ever being in that situation, except first thing in the morning. Morning wood is good though right? Hugs Stalky
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RHP User
15 years ago
Whilst at C.I one night, Salina had eyed up a young chappie. She was in the unisex bathroom applying some lip tingling gloss when the young man in question came out of the stalls. He smiled at her as she looked at him via the reflection in the mirror, then he walked off. She came to me disgusted. "Nah, no way, gross. He didn't wash his hands.' So guys if you're in a sex club, and you want to make a good impression. A) don't drop a stinker, there's a service station up the road for goodness sake. B) Wash your HANDS, because you might want to actaully have sex that night! Andy
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RHP User
15 years ago
Confidently say 'hold that thought', flip them onto their back, put their hand on their bits and tell them to save your spot 'cos you'll be right back and you want them to keep going exactly like they were (if that's true) then sway that ass out the door without any apology.If possible, use a toilet other than the ensuite so they have a chance to take a quick wee break themselves while you're gone if they need it. Grab some ice cubes to play with and the wine/water bottle to refresh everyone's drink on the way back. xx Sarah
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RHP User
15 years ago
Theres nothing to be ashamed of I guess. Don't apologize, just excuse yourself and when you come back bring some beer.
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RHP User
15 years ago
All things considered...when a (wo)mans gotta go, a (wo)mans gotta go, so no matter who it is just do it rather than faking it and pretending you don't have the urge. You have been rolling around getting all messy and stuff already so why would the need to go throw anyone out of synch...well, unless you are about 10 seconds from the big show, then don't go. I wouldn't make a big deal out of it but might not say "I have to go tinkle"... | ...and be sure to wash you hands. | | Vive' unisex toilets...hell even I hadn't thought of that one!
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N4November
15 years ago
All that needs to be said is "back in a tic" and remember to wash your hands!! I'm sure they'll cope without you!!!! hahahaha . But your question makes me wonder do you analyse every possible scenario and strategise an appropriate response?? Or do you conduct a post play assessment??? hahhaha I think you think too much...
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RHP User
15 years ago
And if your worried about sound effects just stuff some toilet paper in the toilet to muffle the sound. I knew a woman once who wouldnt go from fear of people hearing her tinkle. Please........the sound of weeing is no big deal. Of course if you like to finish with a sonic boom fart that may raise a few eyebrows. And ABSOLUTELY wash your hands.
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RHP User
15 years ago
That's the one, just do it and quit worrying about all the anal-ysis until you watch the replay... | Quoting 'baygirl2315' Or do you conduct a post play assessment???| I can almost hear the announcer calling it out now... "H's in tight and she's off...going for the touchdown with the goal posts in sight? She's at the 10...now the 5 and ....awwwwwwwww hell, he had to take a tinkle". Game over, you loose. | I would count on being traded to another team after that... | ...with no sign-on bonus on the contract. | | You know you are fucked when you name goes missing from your locker.
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RHP User
15 years ago
I like Curious' answer. :) S
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RHP User
15 years ago
That would be exactly how I would want it to be! Just perfect!Quoting 'curiousnewgirl78' Confidently say 'hold that thought', flip them onto their back, put their hand on their bits and tell them to save your spot 'cos you'll be right back and you want them to keep going exactly like they were (if that's true) then sway that ass out the door without any apology.If possible, use a toilet other than the ensuite so they have a chance to take a quick wee break themselves while you're gone if they need it. Grab some ice cubes to play with and the wine/water bottle to refresh everyone's drink on the way back.
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RHP User
15 years ago
lol! Thanks guys.Not over-analysing.... just asking a question for a broader range of views on a subject that was raised with some girlfriends over a few bevvies. And hand washing?? Seriously, who doesn't wash their hands (except of course randoms at CI eh SalAndy)?? lol, I think I've got that part at least, down pat, but thanks for all the reminders!...now, must go and answer the call of nature *crossing legs*!Jakxx
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RHP User
15 years ago
This has to be the most pointless, silly question ever! Answer: go to the toilet and have a piss.......
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RHP User
15 years ago
Quoting 'biguyforcock' This has to be the most pointless, silly question ever! Answer: go to the toilet and have a piss....... Then why bother posting if you think it is so pointless?
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RHP User
15 years ago
What is that old saying "There are no dumb or silly questions...it's the answers that leave you wondering sometimes"... | Quoting 'biguyforcock'This has to be the most pointless, silly question ever!Answer: go to the toilet and have a piss....... | See now that does sound silly. I never "take" a piss but I do leave a few every day and just curious now since you brought it up, if you are going to "have" a piss can you supersize it... | ...and get free fries take away?
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RHP User
15 years ago
Personally I couldn't give a crap if you had to go pee during the act. Just hurry back! xxx
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wannabyummymummy
15 years ago
lol pardon the pun couldn't help it.Best thing as others have said, just excuse yourself, go do what you gotta do and make sure you freshen up and wash your hands and all is fine, chances are the lady could do with a loo break as well so all is good.No big deal really but still a fairly decent question i think.have fun
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RHP User
15 years ago
Quoting 'biguyforcock' This has to be the most pointless, silly question ever! Answer: go to the toilet and have a piss....... I guess by your comment that you haven't been introduced.internet, this is bigguyforcockbigguyforcock, this is the internet, it's serious business.xx Sarah
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RHP User
15 years ago
My biggest concern is the actual freshening up of your private bits when on a date. I have face wipes which smell pretty or I lightly soak some loo paper if its in an ensuite or full bathroom. But its hard to be discrete. I know some guys when they wash their hands also whirl their cock under the tap lol. But then ... some guys dont... As for stopping for a pee. Id rather that they do else it can impede on their performance.
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RHP User
15 years ago
Ok, so lets get this straight. You have your mouth wrapped around my cock, sucking for all life. I need to go to have a pee. You want me to wash my hands, why? You have your mouth, wrapped around it! Your tongue is on it. Your hands are touching it! Different matter if you take a dump, but when you're licking and touching urethal areas, what's the point?
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RHP User
15 years ago
Quoting 'Annabella237' My biggest concern is the actual freshening up of your private bits when on a date. I have face wipes which smell pretty or I lightly soak some loo paper if its in an ensuite or full bathroom. But its hard to be discrete. I know some guys when they wash their hands also whirl their cock under the tap lol. But then ... some guys dont... As for stopping for a pee. Id rather that they do else it can impede on their performance. A lot of those wipes taste horrible... and for some women, any kind of soap is too alcaline and actually builds up yeast making the problem worser, rather than better.. to which.. more wipes... it's a battle... frankly... nature knows better. As for us guys... I've tried to rinse under a tap... but that can also have certain difficulties.. depending on the hight and size of the basin.. :p I mean.... what's worse? a big wet patch like you just pissed yourself... or a slightly funky junky. How bad can it be anyway... I quite like the smell of my genitals. :) Sometimes I just sit here with my pants off and sniff myself. ;pHUgsStalky
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RHP User
15 years ago
Yeah.. I do prefer the moistened loo paper... As its just the piss taste/smell I'm trying to dilute!! Same reason I'd expect a guy to dilute the urinary tract dribble too. HUGE DIFFERENCE between sucking on a fresh clean cock than one that has "toilet" stamped on it! Lol Stalky.. If u are not already... that's ya chance to get naked!!
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RHP User
15 years ago
Yeah.. I do prefer the moistened loo paper... As its just the piss taste/smell I'm trying to dilute!! Same reason I'd expect a guy to dilute the urinary tract dribble too. HUGE DIFFERENCE between sucking on a fresh clean cock than one that has "toilet" stamped on it! Lol Stalky.. If u are not already... that's ya chance to get naked!!
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RHP User
15 years ago
Since PMS Gillard is wasting all kinds of money on totally useless shit...how a rally in Canberra to demand that there be bidets installed in every public bathroom across Australia. | Right about now I think even Whine Swan would approve.
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RHP User
15 years ago
Oh I've never had the pleasure of using one.. (is it cold or lukewarm water cos if it's cold never mind the sound effects of peeing.. Right there I'd be squealing and giggling) but I so think they are the way to go and can't believe there isn't the demand for them in Oz. Maybe I'm just a champagne girl on a beer budget.. Lol either makes me want to pee more!
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RHP User
15 years ago
We've never had a problem with this. Generally peeps need to pee as most need a bit of 'courage' to relax. You just stop and say 'sorry, be right back'. Whoever gets left can generally just join the group until their play thing comes back. We've never seen it as an issue, unless its Number 2, then you're probably done for the evening :-(
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RHP User
15 years ago
I believe in hygene and if your at all interested, so should you be. Your all you have in the end so put some distance between you and that day and look after your self like your the best thing that ever happened to your mum n dad.
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wombat13at
15 years ago
As for me ((assuming of course that Golden Showers are not on the menu for the evening) i enjoy pee fun so if your into it if I am with a fdem playing and she says "be right back gota Pee" i say can I help or Do you want a hand it can make the moment even hotter for those who enjoy this fetish (before you all atack me it's not everyones fun ) so just go do it rather than worry about it and hold on becaue you wont have fun with full bladder. A & R
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RHP User
15 years ago
Wombat.. Lurve your openness!!! Im not into watersports myself, but love the way you see a chance and take it... great attitude!
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RHP User
15 years ago
Eww Chilli, watersports!! I hope you do it in the shower, or a tiled area. And not a single bit of text speak. And for once I agree with you. Perhaps scented baby wipes are a good idea? Fishmans friend of Vegimite flavour... As Austin Powers said "Shall we shag now, or shall we shag later? How do you like to do it? Do you like to wash up first? You know, top and tails... whore's bath? Personally, before I'm on the job, I like to give my undercarriage a bit of a 'how's your father'!"
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rupamohan
15 years ago
Just say I will be back in a moment. We had a girl who was very clean till she came back from pee..my partner found it hard to go down again on her as he can smell it. After pee I always wipe it down with wet tissue.
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piercedfun
15 years ago
if your slowly filling up the catheda bag then you shouldnt be looking for sex not a good look otherwise say gotta relieve myself or if your a man say oi shella's i gotta go drain the lizzard lol just for those that dont know we all do it and better relieve yourself before then mid root and having to say sorry love your currently riding my piss fat and i should empty it out haha hope everyones seen my humour in this
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RHP User
15 years ago
Quoting 'ChasingMidnight' ... bidets installed in every public bathroom across Australia. |I had just come from the beach and used it to wash my feet! !! Well I was only 11 years old at the time Regarding the toilet trip: just go with the flow (literally) - no one would want you to suffer in silence.
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