M62 F61
To the left or to the right
May 09 2010
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RHP User
16 years ago
Its a well known fact that guys testicles... one hangs lower than the other... I guess so that they fit closer more comfortably.... anyway.. my cock always hangs towards the side that is lowest... its a snug fit... comfy... and warm. Hugs Stalky
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RHP User
16 years ago
Thanks Stalky! Always wondered! LOL That makes sense! You learn something evey day! Learning curve great lately! Cheers MRS SRFUN
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RHP User
16 years ago
maybe it depends on which hand they use when they feed the chooks?????
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RHP User
16 years ago
Good question, and I'm sure there's a perfect medical explanation.....I'll have to get my A&P book out and look it up!
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RHP User
16 years ago
I have seen it stated that right handed men usually pack it to the left and left handed to the right. I haven't done any extensive research on the subject but it works for me. Perhaps thats a project you could get right into Mrs SRRfun???
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RHP User
16 years ago
I'm with stalky on this one!
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RHP User
16 years ago
Hi srfun, being a proud owner of a regular sized penis I can offer you this: Unless you're Sir Les Patterson, when you've got this thing dangling between your legs (except when its angry of course) you've got to stuff it in your jocks to either one side or the other. As a consequence, most penis's (or penii) end up with a slight bend to the the side it is stuffed, so I'm told. I have even heard that tailors making a pair of trousers for a male customer will ask if you dress to the left or right so they can make an allowance in the garment. The good news for Mr srfun is that if he can put up with feeling a little uncomfortable for a few days, you can turn a righty into a straighty by simply dressing the offending member to the other side untill it behaves itself, over several months. Hope this answers this important question for you and Mr srfun. Cheers.
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RHP User
16 years ago
I may be a little bit bent but my dick is straight as an arrow. :p I have a theory about bends in dicks too. See, when you wet a plank of wood on one side the plank will bend. That is because the wood fibres expand on the wet side causing the plank to curve. Seems to me that dick fibres work the same way. If your erectile tissues are slightly longer on one side than the other then you will have a curved cock. You're born with it.... I must add that it should be considered more of a feature than a defect... But I reckon wanking with one hand or the other is irrelevant, I think. I mean what about those guys who use both hands FFs! As for dressing left or right, I don't think you can choose.. they fall where they want to. A tailor will shift the seam location for your added comfort. Hugs Stalky
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RHP User
16 years ago
Back Victoria's England men wore very tight pants. The penis made a bulge. Some upper class men had their penises pierced and a ring inserted to tie it into one pant leg or the other. Taylors started asking the question so they knew where the tie should be. To this day they call that piercing a Prince Albert. Hugs Stalky
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RHP User
16 years ago
Stalky, You are a wealth of info. Definetly food for thought! Thanyou! Cheers MRS SRFUN
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RHP User
16 years ago
mine hang to the right...its just more comfortable roxxy xxx
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RHP User
16 years ago
LOLZ SRFUN>>>> My lover is a patternmaker for fashion couture ... Im now informed that it's apparently a tailormaker's secret... she says that she thinks that the tailormaker asks "which side do you dress" so that, if you dress to the left, he can ease the left leg slightly more than the right to make allowances for your cock... but she said it's worthy of a Masters Degree research project to take the measurements, find out if more men hang to the left or the right... and whether a pair of men's pants need to be adjusted to make allowances... hehe... so... what exactly have you started srfun??? I suppose she'lll be looking for volunteers... we may as well make it a decent study and resolve the toilet roll universal method of measurement once and for all while at it.. hehe ... now that is some thesis!! Also, my lover advises, that if a guy dresses to the right.. there is more dick bulge evident by reason of the construction of the fly in a pair of pants.. the bulk of fabric is located on the left hand side by reason that men's pants lap left over right, therefore making a man who dresses to the left less obvious.... And men's pants button left over right but women button up right over left .... so if a guy wears a woman's pair of pants he will expose more cock bulge. How about that! So guys.. if you want to show more lump.. wear chick's pants! Gotta love them cross dressers for showing us the way! hehe Naturally I then asked her about camel toe. I mean, women's pants should be designed to enhance camel toe.. am I wrong? Hugs Stalky
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RHP User
16 years ago
Well Mrs SRFUN has started something here. I must confess to claiming secret mens business to cover that simply put had no idea as I normally spend more time pondering how to get into her pants than what I stuff into mine. Stalky as usual has been a font of great info and picking up on your last post wondered if MRS SRFUN might be entitled to some type of research grant? And I agree what about the camel toe? Surely its worthy of some research aswell! Regards MR SRFUN
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RHP User
16 years ago
What causes it? Pants too tight? Pants riding high? Does the type of fabric enhance the impact? Is it a feature of zipper up the back style pants? Is the impact marginalised if underwear is fitted?.. so many questions.. so few volunteers... Hugs Stalky
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RHP User
16 years ago
yes it depends what hand you use to "milk it" after years of it leaning to the left (iam right handed) ...then came the internet...need to use right hand to move mouse/advance video/answer questions.. so changed to left hand for play...now it leans to right..
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RHP User
16 years ago
Hi guys, Cant help myslef but offer some answer............I must admit i'm with stalky and all is straight ahead. I've often wondered as a guy if other guys feel a bit odd because theirs is off round the corner chasing woman! ...and while im righthanded I play with the left It may be just genetics and if it is not painful then it may be completely normal. However, there is a condition called Peyronie's Disease where the penis is bent when erect, sometimes at a pronounced angle. There are often lumps or ridges at that area as well. There may be pain or tenderness with this condition, but often there is none. Because some forms of rare cancer can cause similar symptoms, to determine if it is Peyronie's Disease or another condition that should be treated, it would be prudent to see a urologist (a doctor who specializes in urinary and male reproductive organ disorders). It is possible to have surgery in Peyronie's Disease and it can help make the penis less bent, however, it is not usually necessary nor recommended unless there is pain or tenderness or other symptoms besides just the curving of the penis. Also ther are numerous information through google. D
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RHP User
16 years ago
to the right see pic
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RHP User
16 years ago
And yes I have always wondered why . I kept mine tucked to the right when i used to wear jocks in my younger years so I always thought that maybe the reason. Havent worn jocks for about 10 years and it is definatly straighter now so maybe .. Also Stalky... about our balls and why one hangs lower then the other... This is what a doc told me... 'Its natures way of allowing males to run/hunt without injuring ourselves'...... Imagine if they were at the same height how many times you would knock them throughout the day,,lol.
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RHP User
16 years ago
Well alot of variables come into play when it comes to package placement. Hot/cold, snugness of underwear, clothed/naked, freshly drained or really bloody horny and size/girth of the member. All of these things can change the angle of the dangle. And as for camel toe, well last time I made comments about that subject matter, I offended quite a few people, so I wont touch that one, lol. Thorn of Ginger & Thorn
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