RHP

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To shave or not to shave?....Hows that for a question?

June 26 2012

Reason asking is cos I just had a shave after many months...And yes, not my face. Was starting to look like a birds nest with a tasty worm sticking out, but not a worm that birds seem to be attracted to. ( Get my drift? LOL)I gotta say, I love eating pussy, shaven, unshaven, landing strip, black, white, yellow but draw the line at green. ( Maybe after a few vodkas may even..But lets not go there...Just yet ). So. Back to the question...Shaven, a landing strip, slightly hirsute, or do you like a full on what looks like an explosion in a mattress factory? :D

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  • RHP

    RHP User

    14 years ago

    Well fuck me, your brilliant, Dazza Nobody has ever asked that....Landing strip, is my preference, but anything upto and including manicured is ok.The old explosion in mattress factory, yep not going there.Pubic hairs stuck in my teeth, or caught on the back of my throatjust doesn't do it.Besides It could be a national park, and it could be a threatened species habitat.I mean no offence to those who go or like the full bush experience.Cheers Felonius

  • RHP

    RHP User

    14 years ago

    Your Incorrigble...hehehehe Cheers Felonius

  • RHP

    RHP User

    14 years ago

    Love when nice and bare waxed/shaved - Landing strip ok too.   Not hairy/big pubes ewww

  • RHP

    RHP User

    14 years ago

    ...and wax those giblets, Dazza! As a recent convert I can't see myself going back to anything but soft and smooth. Waxed balls underneath, trimmed on top. You know, that insane amount of effort to make it look like very little effort went into it at all? Porno-chic without anybody feeling like a paedophile. I appreciate the same on the ladies, though usually minus the testicles. Civilisation's reached peak oil, so the luxury of a petrochemical pampering* is even more special. Get it while it lasts, it's well worth it.*I should write copy. 'Punishment' may be more like it for some, but really it ain't that bad.

  • RHP

    RHP User

    14 years ago

    Quoting 'feloniusfossil' Well fuck me, your brilliant, Dazza Nobody has ever asked that....Landing strip, is my preference, but anything upto and including manicured is ok.The old explosion in mattress factory, yep not going there.Pubic hairs stuck in my teeth, or caught on the back of my throatjust doesn't do it.Besides It could be a national park, and it could be a threatened species habitat.I mean no offence to those who go or like the full bush experience.Cheers Felonius oh fossil something piss you off this morning

  • RHP

    RHP User

    14 years ago

    If the rest of Your body is pretty hairy then just go for close trim and wax the balls,if your body hair is light, go the full wax.Shaving sucks, too itchy too often.

  • RHP

    RHP User

    14 years ago

    Me pissed, nah....did I miss something? Dazza asked what was thought of his question.Its hardly a unique, nor original or brilliant question, been done many times.Did you think my answer was a touch sarcastic or something...lolTo Dazza, no harm meant or ill feeling pal, would of said the same thing to mates.Cheers Felonius...You know, that grumpy old bastard....bahahahaha

  • Hawt1

    Hawt1

    14 years ago

    I like ladies any way they come.. I especially enjoy shaving them.Watching them get wet under my attentions and their juice slowly washing the soap away = HOTI believe the ladies preference of men in general consensus of previous forums was waxed/shaved bare.Speaking if myself I think a trimmed patch on top preserves some masculinity with the shaft and balls bare.o.OMikle - Waiting for the brave person to confess their "FRO"

  • RHP

    RHP User

    14 years ago

    For that smooth presentation go IPL That waxing simply hurts like hell Nothing more than a photo shoot It leaves your bits tidy and cute Never again will you shout and holler Unless of course you're put in a collar

  • Soulmates

    Soulmates

    14 years ago

    Who likes inhaling hair, we don't.

  • RHP

    RHP User

    14 years ago

    please shave or wax down ther but unless your chest is like a mohair rug,or you look like a Greek god,please don't do either.It is lovely to have something to nuzzle.xHugs H

  • RHP

    RHP User

    14 years ago

    Quoting 'feloniusfossil' Well fuck me, your brilliant, Dazza Nobody has ever asked that....LMFAO Funny Felonius, too funny

  • RHP

    RHP User

    14 years ago

    Quoting 'Meeka100' Quoting 'feloniusfossil' Well fuck me, your brilliant, Dazza Nobody has ever asked that....LMFAO Funny Felonius, too funny That's it, new poster, tear him down and give him a kicking !How dare he post on YOUR forum !Sarcasm is the lowest form of wit. And this place aint' short on low !

  • RHP

    RHP User

    14 years ago

    well I thought it was funny. Love sarcasm and I don't agree that is it the lowest form of wit. In fact the last man who said that to me... I told him to fuck off. Well, I like to swear on occasion. So shoot me. Keep up the good work Felonious. Meeka xx

  • erotictouch4u

    erotictouch4u

    14 years ago

    Well after all pubic hair is like parsley...you have to push them both to the side before you start to eat ET xox

  • RHP

    RHP User

    14 years ago

    50Z clearly has issues with me, and I seem to recall him having morethan one angry outburst.I'm such an arsehole I even tried to help him out one night when hewas having a blowup about something, and letting it get under his skin.He wouldn't know about the numerous people I have helped out and encouraged to participate on these very forums over the years and who privately and publiclythanked me on the Forums.My Forum hey....are you delusional?Anyway you have the shits, I get that, I've got broad shoulders.Go your hardest! then you might feel a little better.Cheers Felonius

  • RHP

    RHP User

    14 years ago

    Quote 50zcoolTypical ! Quoting 'Meeka100' Quoting 'feloniusfossil' Well fuck me, your brilliant, Dazza Nobody has ever asked that....LMFAO Funny Felonius, too funny That's it, new poster, tear him down and give him a kicking !How dare he post on YOUR forum !Sarcasm is the lowest form of wit. And this place aint' short on low !Awe c'mon 50z......it was really funny.When Felonious pulls out a zinger, it usually is a goodie.When you have been around the forums long enough....you too will realise this topic has been done a gazillion times....yes yes, ok, different slants from different OPs granted...Great sarcasm is funny......you just havent been here long enough to realise it yet.

  • RHP

    RHP User

    14 years ago

    watcha been doin' on St.Paddy's day,nibbling at green pubes?x Hugs Hesione Murphy

  • RHP

    RHP User

    14 years ago

    Quoting 'eagertongue4u' Well after all pubic hair is like parsley...you have to push them both to the side before you start to eat ET xox Usually I eat my garnishes, so I don't fully agree with the simile.But what they do have in common: try as you might, there is no dignified or sexy way to remove a pubic hair from your teeth!

  • RHP

    RHP User

    14 years ago

    Quoting 'feloniusfossil' 50Z clearly has issues with me, and I seem to recall him having morethan one angry outburst.I'm such an arsehole I even tried to help him out one night when hewas having a blowup about something, and letting it get under his skin.He wouldn't know about the numerous people I have helped out and encouraged to participate on these very forums over the years and who privately and publiclythanked me on the Forums.My Forum hey....are you delusional?Anyway you have the shits, I get that, I've got broad shoulders.Go your hardest! then you might feel a little better.Cheers Felonius My Dear Felonius, you flatter yourself, no issues, not angry nor shitty, it's just a forum.Blow up ? Under my skin ? Nice spin buddy but it was just some advice about getting into arguments with Mike.You clearly take all this far more seriously than I !If you want to play Lord of the flies you go for it !