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Tips to get (the right kind of) attention

May 17 2025

Hello, G&R here. We’ve been RHP’ing for a thrupple of years. We’ve met a range of people—all nice, all looking to push boundaries and live fully. We’re no different. We’re clear about what we’re looking for… and what we’re not. What follows is our checklist of things we look for when browsing profiles or reading messages. Done with even moderate competency, it’ll seriously boost your chances of getting noticed—or your cock sucked by G. Disclaimer: These are things we care about. Others may not. That’s fine. We don’t mean to judge or sound arrogant. If you don’t share our taste, no hard feelings. Messages: ‘Hey’, ‘how are you’, ‘sup’, etc. will be ignored or blocked. It’s lazy. It makes us do all the work. Anonymity is cool, but the basic rules of attraction still apply. Imagine how you’d say hello IRL. A bland intro won’t get a warm response. Make a witty comment about our profile. Reference something unexpected from a pic. Sapiosexuality is real. Your profile: Have one. Put in effort. Coming (geddit) across as funny, confident, and clever is sexy AF and exponentially increases your odds of getting laid. Our profile: Read it. We’ve put effort into showing who we’re looking for—and who we’re not. If you’re outside the lines, we probably won’t reply. But if you think you’re a fit, go for it. Pictures: Have some. Face not required. Doodle not welcome (yet). Be mindful—show both of you if you’re a couple. Check the background (close the toilet lid!). Proof-read: Your profile and messages. Use spell check. Or ask your mum. Intelligence: If you’re not smart, fake it. ChatGPT: Don’t. It’s obvious. And lame. Looking forward to hearing from you 😉

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MrandMrsEss

one year ago

Great checklist, can we link this to our profile too 😂.

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OpalRose

one year ago

Cool. But we can’t expect people who can’t read a profile to read a forum 🤣🤣

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boobsandbusted

one year ago

I just had to go read your profile ,so many things to like ,ten fingers ,ten toes just killed me if your not smart fake it ,😂😂😂,so much inspiration ,for a profile edit write in the future ,one of the best I think I’ve read ,honestly left me wanting more 😀well done ✅

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