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Tips for fixing my Mojo ......
August 09 2010
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RHP User
15 years ago
I think it must have run off with mine mate ! or Dr Evil has them.But seriously these things go in cycles, won't be long and i bet you will be back in fine form, can't keep a good man down for long.Cheers Nev
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RHP User
15 years ago
Fear not Brae, your mojo is taking a much needed holiday. I feel confident in assuring you, it will return. In the interim, try making the most of the opportunity to explore other facets of yourself. I know this because I too, constantly fall victim of the so called missing mojo. Initially, like you, I panicked and went all chicken licken, believing the sky was falling. My older and wiser mates just looked on and had a laugh at my expense...nice eh? lol But, being the pedantic panicker, I eliminated all possible contributers such as health problems, did some cognitive behavioural therapy, indulged in adrenalin rush activities, all in the hope of retriggering my MIA spark. All to no avail. In short, the harder I looked, the more elusive it proved to be. Focusing on everything that was working in my life & diversifying my interests did, however, work. I'm sure others will have other similar stories which I look forward to reading...no such thing as TMI where our mojo is concerned!
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RHP User
15 years ago
Advice won't help i don't think. And i don't think you can fix it. Your mojo has gone! But alas all is not lost, that bastard will be back. And he will have a hot chicky on his arm as a present for leaving you in the first place. Just sit back with a beer and wait for him to get home. T&G x
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RHP User
15 years ago
everyone will loose it. the way to get it back is to not worry about it. the more u stress the worse it gets. just relax and when u less expect it you will be ready to go again. exercise is also great at getting back ur mojo. it releases happy endorphins which will make u happy and happy people turn into horny people. :)
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RHP User
15 years ago
yes i have had this once....after my failed trip to Melb...i had no mojo fo ages, its only just coming back now, 6 weeks later the thought of having sex made me shudder...the men that normally made my panties wet when i seen their name pop up online just were'nt doing it any more...nothing done it for me then one day just before sydney it was put to me to play with a friend, a very close friend and after some disscussion i felt a little tingle but i still was worried...but playtime never happened and it vanished...that tingle was gone...i had no interest nothing it was that bad i couldnt even maturbate....i tried but gave up...why bother!!!! but now im chatting to a beautiful sexy hot young thing and i must say he is doing all the right things and saying everything i could possibly want him to say so yeah it comes back Brae..bigger and better than before you just have to be patient and find the right person to help find it...which im sure the sexy Miss Sarah is ;-) so just take it slow and it will find its way back when your ready good luck baby...if it helps il let you come flog my arse or any other part of me you want to flog mmmm roxxy
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RHP User
15 years ago
I'll offer my services to help you get your mojo back Brae! I'll just tell you what to do, and when to do. Do I hear the words service top? ;)
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RHP User
15 years ago
I've investigated and have a number of potential scenarios.... that I stole it right... I've got it here in a safe place mate... and I'm holding it to ransom in exchange for an evening with the lovely Miss Sarah .... my plans for world domination are nearing completion you will do as I command..... On the other hand... you could come to the Niceguy School of Niceness and learn from the master ;-) and the third option is that you left it somewhere in Europe - Amsterdam I think... when you tried to send all that leather gear back... it got lost in customs... will be out soon... Seriously mate - these things happen - I lost mine for a long time there, but it came back of it's own accord simply based on the fact that I relaxed and stopped looking for it... then one day - BAM - it was back baby... back with a vengance... I'm happy to say that it's working just fine as one person will attest ;-) hugs to ya man - hope yours comes back soon - you're too special a dude to be without it for too long Wayne xxx to Miss Sarah ;-)
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Bubbaj
15 years ago
brae, when you figure it out, please share with me! or am i getting this wrong? i think i have a mojo of such but just too shy to go and get what i want..... oh buggery doodle!
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RHP User
15 years ago
Quoting 'Bubbaj' brae, when you figure it out, please share with me! or am i getting this wrong? i think i have a mojo of such but just too shy to go and get what i want..... oh buggery doodle! I have the same problem Bubbaj - sometimes the mojo builds up to such a point that shyness is left by the wayside! That's when the world needs to watch out ;)
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RHP User
15 years ago
So this afternoon in the car Miss sarah and I found part of my Mojo!! ...... I think it was helped along by miss sarah in a very short skirt and a sexy pair of stay ups , no underwear and high heeled boots ! We found ourselves doggy style on a golf course .... yes ....... in the car. Hair pulling , arse slapping dirty talking ....oh it felt like home ........ Is that it will it stay ? Roxxy found hers and lost it again ? PBGrrrrrrl as usual sensible in your approach thats what I need a little service ! Bubbaj sis we shall chat, when I can confirm I have it back. Blossoms ..... you hot new things .... I have beer in hand. Myname , in seriousness I think your right I am off to look at other things, its a little like watching a kettle boil otherwise right ? Nev as always I kinda get a feeling you'll keep an eye out for it thanks Mate ! Sweetie I know you would, you are a sweetie ! Wayne your niceguy school hmmm where do ai sign up ? kitten ...mmmmeow ! I am hoping your right and thanks to you all ! I hope I find it ..... It must take time right ? It's gotta be slow to come back yes ? Brae
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RHP User
15 years ago
My mojo was in great shape until I went to the dentist last month. He said "you need to be more careful... at your age you should start eating softer foods." $%&*X!@ dentist! GAz
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RHP User
15 years ago
Quoting 'looking2try3' So this afternoon in the car Miss sarah and I found part of my Mojo!! ...... I think it was helped along by miss sarah in a very short skirt and a sexy pair of stay ups , no underwear and high heeled boots ! We found ourselves doggy style on a golf course .... yes ....... in the car. Hair pulling , arse slapping dirty talking ....oh it felt like home ........ Is that it will it stay ? Roxxy found hers and lost it again ? PBGrrrrrrl as usual sensible in your approach thats what I need a little service ! Bubbaj sis we shall chat, when I can confirm I have it back. Blossoms ..... you hot new things .... I have beer in hand. Myname , in seriousness I think your right I am off to look at other things, its a little like watching a kettle boil otherwise right ? Nev as always I kinda get a feeling you'll keep an eye out for it thanks Mate ! Sweetie I know you would, you are a sweetie ! Wayne your niceguy school hmmm where do ai sign up ? kitten ...mmmmeow ! I am hoping your right and thanks to you all ! I hope I find it ..... It must take time right ? It's gotta be slow to come back yes ? Brae All that descriptive language man and no photos??? sheesh... ohh Miss Sarah... over here sweetie ;-) I've got something nice here for you.... hugs Wayne x
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Bubbaj
15 years ago
bloody funny stalky! eat a bit more fleshy bits :P
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Bubbaj
15 years ago
i volunteer to keep miss sarah occupied! you mr brae can look after the kiddos! :P
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RHP User
15 years ago
Its been 242 days since my last entry ........ Ok ok............ it hasn't been that long ! But it feels like that long ! So I have been looking around and while I thought I was off to a good start in the car at the golf course it wasn't completely there either .... (hell though I'd go back there looking for it tomorrow ....ooooooh ouch) Sarah and I went out on Sat night to have a look for it ..... at least to see what we could find! We headed out to dinner Wildfire Sydney .... wow there are some hotties there ..... all these amazing looking 20 year olds with legs and bums of models attached to these VERY ordinary boys .... it was hot I mean these girls were smokin .... 20 .... but smokin. Food BTW very ordinary .... VERY I have had the delight of eating in some exquisite restaurants and this my friends is not one of them. Anyway .... We left late and headed to lotus ....... was it there ...... Greeted at the door by the lovely Miss Danni the club was very quiet , most people had already left and headed to their caves. We love catching up with the delightful Danni so we had a drink with her and mussed over where she thought it maybe ..... delightful as she is ( and Haaaaaaawt too) she had no ideas. She herself expressed hinted that she felt it was a winter thing and that come spring I would probably find it under a car seat or a cushion at home ! Off home we went ... well to our city apartment /...and miss sarah in her very tight tight thight black partially see through dress and fishnets and no knickers, knelt in front of me and smiling before she kissed me and took her hand to my fly.Oh lord that girl can suck my cock , she knows exactly how to make me squirm, as she swallows my cock into her mouth , licking up and down the shaft of my cock every now and then staring into my eyes watching me turn into a horny bull ... A hour later possibly earlier her with her collar on and wrist cuffs firmly locked to her collar at neck level I came deep inside her, her arse red and stinging from my slapping those devine arse checks we collapsed together ...... It may not be back yet but lordy lordy I am looking hard! Mojo .... mojo ...... anyone ...... Mojo ? Brae
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RHP User
15 years ago
was mine lurking around back there too? I've lost mine and... it's kind of sad, because I'd rather rub one out than go to the trouble of finding new playmates. If anyone sees my missing mojo please send it back express post!
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RHP User
15 years ago
I found a wine called mojo couldn't resist I let you know if it works for me lol
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RHP User
15 years ago
Quoting 'Polar_Bear_Girl'was mine lurking around back there too? I've lost mine and... it's kind of sad, because I'd rather rub one out than go to the trouble of finding new playmates.If anyone sees my missing mojo please send it back express post! Polar Bear Girl You know your mojo never leaves you... It's still with you-just taken hostage by some evil entity that needs your energy to exist... Black shadowy creatures...that like to lick and suck...as delightful as they are-these ones do it in secret... They won't fight for you, fetch you wine, snacks or make you breakfast...to help you replenish your "mojo energy"...for recreation and the daily battle... I suggest you go and do as you previously suggested-Google Eric Northman furiously-for a pick me up. However, I regret to inform you that my extensive research has failed to locate the pic of the sheriff in the wetsuit either...chin up-you know that's only the human that potrays him in the show... However if thoughts of the ubervamp or one of his minions or acquaintances from TrueBlood does not inspire you...try hunkdujour or skintwo...or go to Spartacus... Andy Whitfield-he's a warrior, he's an archangel...do you need more? Kind of covers the list for me...although they are fairly rare...and it appears-elusive... Well if you do need more to inspire you on Spartacus...there's plenty to look at in the background...Romans-a special thanks for all the random DNA they left with the Britons and how that's come together at times so well centuries later... Hmm...Romans...Maybe you could do with a priest? Some of them are cute...though they do tend to struggle...at first... Try burning clary sage throughout the house....usually fixes them.. the dark entities-not the priests-they like incense...more likely to have frankincense on them though... Get anything dead in the house-out! ie especially anything that belonged to an ex.. The dark things hang around these like a goth at a half price pvc and mesh sale...they won't leave till there's nothing left...much like an ex that you're still in love with but they're off doing..other things...other people...they need to be exorcised or staked!!!!! Well if not them-the connection...you must ensure it is over or it will taint or ruin anything new and shiny that was dumb enough to come your way...despite all evidence regarding their intelligence being to the contrary...they can then start acting quite foolishly...due to the very bad energy around the new union.. So now you'll find yourself with an ex that doesn't want you and a new person that's going crazy dealing with your unfinished business...not good-so ensure you cleanse your "house" before you consider inviting guests.. Clean out all of your house-your bedroom especially-unless there is some actual room in there-there will be no room for anyone new to enter...so get rid of the crapola...vacuum...dust... How long was it since you bought new pillows, sheets or doona cover? How long since you washed them? Put them out in the sun... Your clothes-same thing...get rid of the old useless junk... Remove anything you own or any person that is causing chaos in your life... Your mojo needs silence to rest and space from anything that causes you continued emotional pain... Let in the sunlight...burn some white candles...fresh air...the salt...the water spray...the red rose candles...and music...there must be music... Mojo needs somewhere healthy and happy to live and thrive... In you and where you live...and spend most of your time.. Be aware of the people you are allowing into your life-into you.... Examine your auric field-what are you doing to it? How are you protecting it-strengthening it? What are you feeding it or doing and wearing to grow and protect it? Come on it's all online or go into Beyond on King St-they'll fix you up....with the right amulets...for you your home... Soon you'll be on your way to a spanking uber good time...or whatever it is that YOU like... as you'll have whipped yourself up into such a frenzy...be looking so good... having such a sexy looking place...and it will just happen anyway... Light needs Dark as much as Dark needs Light We all need Silence....to regain Balance...to Breathe...to Feed...to Laugh... Makes for better....well you know....Release.... Then they'll start dropping in on your white wave... Right one will let you use his Thruster anytime you want... They're made for power and speed.... The professionals use those... Can't beat a man with a Gun though... I like a man that's not afraid of the larger waves... Riders on the storm... (*smirk*) NymphetamineDrm Silence-SarahMc Lachlan+Delirium Give me releasewitness meI am outsidegive me peaceHeaven holds a sense of wonderand I wanted to believethat I'd get caught upwhen the rage in me subsidesIn this white waveI am sinkingin this silencein this white wavein this silenceI believePassion chokes the flower'til she cries no morepossessing all the beautyhungry still for moreHeaven holds a sense of wonder...I can't help this longingcomfort meI can't hold it all inif you won't let meHeaven holds a sense of wonder...In this white waveI am sinkingin this silencein this white wavein this silenceI believeI have seen youin this white waveyou are silentyou are breathingin this white waveI am free
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RHP User
15 years ago
A lot of your advice I have already been doing...this has been a great year for change for me... however I prefer if my mojo doesn't go missing, even when I'm not using it! Ithink though, as long as there is True Blood ajnd you dear heart, there will always be something to perk me up. ;)
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