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Threesome with Google home.

February 09 2019

Recently put our Google Home Device in the bedroom so we can hear the news and weather in the mornings. We got a bit of a shock this one time. While we were doing the business and Miss Do was going down on Mr Do, suddenly, Google home lady pipes up and says "Sorry, I don't know how to help you with that". We just looked at each other and laughed but also thought WTF??? The fact you are meant to say "Hey/OK Google" to activate it made it even more creepy. Anyone else had a similar thing happen to them? - Posted from rhpmobile

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MsSuperFoxy

7 years ago

When we got Google home, my mum would say "Hey Doodle". 😁 Ms Foxy

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AandA26

7 years ago

Google is now tracking your sex life, you will now get lots of porn ads, lol

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RHP User

7 years ago

That is gold 😂😂

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RHP User

7 years ago

...well a lot funny. Its also a little bit scary!

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countrytouch82

7 years ago

The first time I ever tried the OK Google thing (in this case on my smartphone), the first thing I thought to say was "piss off!". Accordingly the response was quite apt: repeating what I said to confirm, then giving me the relevant definition. So Google's response was "piss off, get lost". :)

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RHP User

7 years ago

Don’t have google home but I’ve said the word “seriously” a few times then been told by Siri on my iPhone, “sorry, I missed that, here’s some of the things you can ask me...” Fuck off Siri, you creep me out...but also I’m a bit of an exibitionist so don’t go away, just don’t be so obvious about it, geez!! 🤣

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RHP User

7 years ago

Not that I am the paranoid type or anything, but after reading a book about Ed Snowden and learning that intelligence types can access your phone, laptop, webcam etc remotely pretty much any time they like for any reason they like if they are good enough, I am hesitant to have anything that can record/listen about. I have nothing I would be embarrassed about, and about all they would hear would be me giggling at my own farts from time to time, but I still don't like the idea. But this is from someone who takes his mobile phone out with him if he feels like it.

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FeistyFatty

7 years ago

That is funny. My kids asked the Android auto today "Ok Google, who's better, Google or Alexa?"..... Google's response was, "They're all crap" LOL

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RHP User

7 years ago

Hahaha And the title of this thread suggests that google was a person whom was at home 😂😂

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