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Those awkward phone moments

May 29 2016

A bunch of us had a games night on Friday and true to himself my fwb could not locate his phone. So I rang it while the group looked, twas quickly located on the kitchen bench where most were congregated. He has a POV pic of me sucking his cock as my incoming call screen which most of them could see ,but as I was with RHP friends it was easily laughed off. It did however remind me of a time I wanted to show my boss some picture in my phone, he was looking over my shoulder and of course the first pic to come up in my gallery was a close up cock pic! So fellow forumites please regale us with your awkward phone moments!

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  • RHP

    RHP User

    10 years ago

    Shortly after movin to Victoria, I got a new phone and keep my old one as a spare. Having been in a long distance relationship, let's just say some raunchy pictures and videos were sent to and from that phone to keep that spark between visits. I was sure I'd deleted them all. My daughter borrowed it with her while visiting her dad in NSW (she was 11 years old at the time). She found a boob pic in there (and I'm lucky that's all she found!). I was scrutineering at a Speedway even at the time and phone reception was fairly poor, so, I'm standing on a bench seat to get enough phone reception to talk to her on the phone, my mind racing with whatever other photos are on that phone that I thought I deleted but may not have, trying to come up with some explanation to her question as to why I would have a picture of my boobs on my phone and managed to convince her not to look through any more photos. Let's just say money was deposited into her brothers bank account and she got a brand new phone first thing next morning.

  • RHP

    RHP User

    10 years ago

    Wanted to show a 72 year old fellow I know here in the complex the latest pictures of my son... instead up popped a picture of a very lovely lady displaying a truly sensational pair of breasts! Bloody iPhone and the constant updates! He laughed and asked ... ''Let me guess, that's your daughter?'' My reply... ''No and just be damn glad it's not yours.'' A good laugh all around with no explanation needed... he also enjoyed seeing the pics I finally found of my son!

  • RHP

    RHP User

    10 years ago

    At a family party with a lot of kids one of the mothers said to her child "why don't you ask uncle Andy if you can borrow his phone to play games on?" I made some lame excuse about my screen being broken when the reality was my phone was full to bursting point with smut! - Posted from rhpmobile

  • RHP

    RHP User

    10 years ago

    I now have an app called photo vault which I save all sexual pictures. It is password protected. I have heard ring tones men have given their girlfriends which is some porn actress moaning. Then their phone rings in the middle of the day around other people and kids. I don't like it and I wouldn't like it if anyone had me saved in their phone with a sexual photo.

  • RHP

    RHP User

    10 years ago

    But I was in the car at the school pickup zone and on kik with a guy. Just as he sent through a close up cock shot, the school chaplain knocked on my drivers window! And yep she saw it sitting proudly on my screen. I quickly turned my screen off, wound the window down and she blushed as she chatted to me. But nothing has ever been mentioned. I will add that this is a very Christian school 😉 I'm sure she was praying for me that night!

  • RHP

    RHP User

    10 years ago

    I'm with CandyDelicious, photo Vault is a must have. - Posted from rhpmobile

  • RHP

    RHP User

    10 years ago

    Surprised his wife with an afternoon of sexy fun with some stunning lads ;) Keen to keep mages for posterity as well as share :) with us his friends, he took some very sexy images of his wife! The intended recipient of said images was to be my husband! It's a pity that my hubby and our friends brother have the same name because my hubby didn't receive any such images! Try explaining that at the next family function ;) Mary xx

  • RHP

    RHP User

    10 years ago

    Love all these stories and couldn't help but remember on similar. 😊 Any way as I said wasn't on a phone per say but our digital camera. It was our youngest birthday party and Mrs bakes all their cakes. Now normally "our photos" are on a different memory card except this day. Mrs was trying to show her nan and mum the photos of some other cake she has done and as soon as she turned to camera on and accessed the photos the first thing to come up was a close of shot of her after she had cum everywhere. I will never forget the look I got after that from her, her mum and nan. Needless to say it's much harder to get permission to take sexy shots of her now. - Posted from rhpmobile

  • RHP

    RHP User

    10 years ago

    when you give them your phone to view a picture start flicking the screen to see other pictures? My last job required a lot of pictures taken for the boss, so naturally i would show him the pictures and so many times he and other staff would decide to flick through the pictures. The first few times they got an eyeful fortunately i don't take nudes with faces in them so the damage was mitigated but yes explanations where thick and fast. I now have vault installed so all the pretty/naughty pictures are hidden away. It's quite amusing when my son passes me his phone to view a picture or 2 and he hovers behind to make sure i don't go flicking through his phone ..... hahaha

  • RHP

    RHP User

    10 years ago

    Looking up photo vault now, thanks for the tip 😅

  • RHP

    RHP User

    10 years ago

    I have on occasion, scared old ladies behind me in a supermarket checkout The worst problem I have at the moment is my music. For some reason, my phone has randomly attached one of my pictures to each song, so as I bring up a new song, up flashes a rude picture of myself, and I mean really rude. I've tried to find how to remove the pictures but no luck there so these pussy pictures flash up when I least expect it and I have to quickly cover the screen. Bloody cheap phones I have body shots only of guys now as my screensaver and wallpaper, one special friend gets the spotlight lol Way back when I first started doing this, I had a picture of a regular fb and showed it to him one day. He was horrified because it showed his face, and although I told him I never showed anyone the screen (which I never did, I do now occasionally but no faces appear), I quickly removed it, understood how he felt and have never since had a body and face, or face, on there, body only. He was very private with his activities, as I am off here, and I felt bad that he felt compromised. If you are reading this, I removed it immediately and have never shown a face on there since, so thanks for reminding me to be careful and keep it private

  • RHP

    RHP User

    10 years ago

    i accidentally once uploaded a naughty photo to facebook, in some sort of comedy of errors both my phone went flat and my laptop froze just as i realised what I had done, by the time I got back online at least two friends had messaged me about it - I blamed it on a spiteful ex hacking into my account lol. I accidentally sent a not so g rated pic to my best friend frantically texting her repeatedly so the message would move down the screen and the screen would be filled with all my other messages first telling her not to open it , she was already in bed and would of been opening it for her 3am shift. Thankfully she saw my warning and deleted it . But these were the days before vaults existed - praise the vault God. Still though if I unlock something from my vault to send i'm super paranoid about where its gone until I get a reply as one time many years ago i sent a message to an ex complaining about my mother , when i checked sent messages it said it sent to my ex but somehow and i still don't know how to this day - it sent to my mother instead. opps.

  • RHP

    RHP User

    10 years ago

    Do any of these photo vault apps hook up to dropbox or similar? I like the idea of photovault apps - but don't like the idea of my photos being locked onto the one device or being on a single app that could get deleted and then all the photos go with it.

  • D_Light

    D_Light

    10 years ago

    Uni, Is it true that you set that picture up as your pic on that ph?? This was always going to happen sooner or later & more often than once if he's true to himself or anytime you call him. Thanks CandyDelicious for the Photo Vault app idea, my next priority