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Things your Mum says....
March 23 2016
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RHP User
10 years ago
FFS I did to shut her up....what a waste of time!!!!!I am banning her from watching commercials on TV
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RHP User
10 years ago
Was a quite risqué TV show in the sixties Two of the characters were gay...they were often referred to as "poofs". My poor old Mum looked rather puzzled and said." But I thought a pouf was something you sat on" 😝xxFreya
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RHP User
10 years ago
My mum is no prude but very straight and has always (which amazes me) accepted me in every way. I have never withheld anything from her and nor her from me and we speak openly about everything, hence an amazing friendship and bond. She does occasionally tell me to keep my voice down in public (fair enough). Regularly tell her about some of the amusing things I read in the forums. Can't recall the WTF mother moments though there have been so many but the best thing she ever said was, "you know I do love you but I really hate who you are right now" during my teen years which I made very hard for her and my sister Have a couple of good ones from my late gran. She bought me a pair of socks with what she thought were cute faced english mailboxes on them which were actually condoms. Was plastering down in Melb. and had to stay at her place and me and a workmate were down the backyard sharing a joint. My nan on the phone to my mum says those boys must be doing it hard I saw them having to share a cigarette.
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RHP User
10 years ago
bless her she has dementia , her favorite t shirt a year or two ago had a slogan on it that said 'kiss me before my boyfriend comes back' shes 75 lol in general though i come from a family of prudes who would be rather shocked if they knew my more devious side :P
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RHP User
10 years ago
"She's not the only girl with a pussy in town" if she didn't approve of my relationships. Can't really tell ya mum that the girl's pussy felt like velvet and tasted sweet... Natural - Posted from rhpmobile
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RHP User
10 years ago
Quoting 'Freya70' Was a quite risqué TV show in the sixties Two of the characters were gay...they were often referred to as "poofs". My poor old Mum looked rather puzzled and said." But I thought a pouf was something you sat on" 😝xxFreya That's so funny, my Mum still has some 'poofs' the ones we know and love here can still be sat on
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RHP User
10 years ago
an incident with a budgie? lol sounds like a good night was had by all
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RHP User
10 years ago
Quoting 'TisonlyI' My mum is no prude but very straight and has always (which amazes me) accepted me in every way. I have never withheld anything from her and nor her from me and we speak openly about everything, hence an amazing friendship and bond. She does occasionally tell me to keep my voice down in public (fair enough). Regularly tell her about some of the amusing things I read in the forums. Can't recall the WTF mother moments though there have been so many but the best thing she ever said was, "you know I do love you but I really hate who you are right now" during my teen years which I made very hard for her and my sister Have a couple of good ones from my late gran. She bought me a pair of socks with what she thought were cute faced english mailboxes on them which were actually condoms. Was plastering down in Melb. and had to stay at her place and me and a workmate were down the backyard sharing a joint. My nan on the phone to my mum says those boys must be doing it hard I saw them having to share a cigarette.
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RHP User
10 years ago
Last night my son said come on Nan I'm taking you out for dinner & a show.... They ended up at the ladyboy show... She had no idea until she flashed the meat & veg haha I'm going to be hearing about my lack of parenting skills.....for like forever! 😐
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RHP User
10 years ago
But a friends mum....was having her lounge room redecorated and fancied a dado rail around the wall. Fair enough but she asked the bemused workmen to put "dildos" all around the walls.
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RHP User
10 years ago
My mum passed 2 years ago... but she was a well known force of nature in her community for a woman who stood 5foot2. At a foot taller and twice her weight, she still knew how to excert her will over me (sometimes) She had a list of (her name)-isms that were quintessentially her. If she asked you to do something... and you replied with "i did"... she'd respond in her enduring Canadian accent with "your not dead, you're still standing there" In a fluster, she would regularly run through all the names of the household until she settled on one she was happy with. She owned an obsessive compulsive grooming cat... who was "the lickiest pussy in the world" And she never failed to share her opinion of any Australian sports star who made media headlines for all the wrong reasons as "such an aaaaasshole" (in her twang). Miss you and your isms, mum.
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RHP User
10 years ago
My dear old nan confided in me that she always laughs when she hears the 'We're going to Sydney' joke because that's how she got there for free. For those not familiar with the joke.... Newly weds, on a train to Sydney, get amorous and she sits in his lap. When someone sits opposite and asks "Where are you going?", the bride bounces up and down yelling "We're going to Sydney" Too much information Nan 😕😁👍
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RHP User
10 years ago
talked to my mum and she said I heard im having dinner at your place tonight, will ..... Be there , she lives 100 plus ks away and been separated for 14 yrs, dementia is a bitch.. I must say I have a couple of running jokes with her, and she remembers which is cool
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RHP User
10 years ago
God forbid she see's the rsvp ones......grrrrrrr "There must be some nice men in Canberra " bahahahaha Mum! I am happily single 😉
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RHP User
10 years ago
Quoting 'I_touch_myself2' an incident with a budgie? lol sounds like a good night was had by all How did the Budgie feel about this?
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AnnieWhichway
10 years ago
She'd phone me if it had been a while since id seen her. When i answered she'd often say "Oh. You are still alive then....." And if i hadn't mown her lawn for a while ... "Id better give Jims Mowing a call....." "I'll get the number for you"
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RHP User
10 years ago
I heard my neighbours,mother and daughter having a rather loud conversation..Daughter said."i told you she doesn't want wedding cake,she wants doughnuts ! "..my mind boggled xxFreya
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RHP User
10 years ago
Lost mum nearly 4 years ago RIP.. The thing I miss about my mum is her remarkable spirit and gusto to say it as it is. If someone tried bullshitting her she was always quick to let them know. Was funny when this little grey haired elderly lady would sit there taking in conversations then pick up on something or someone and launch into them saying they were full of crap and why. ? She loved a good laugh and tongue in cheek quips and more often than not got away with it... good on ya mum.. Miss ya. xx
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RHP User
10 years ago
Has no shame when it comes to jokes. The naughtiest, most politically incorrect ones, the ones I rarely find an audience for :)
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