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Things you like but wish you didn't
April 26 2011
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RHP User
15 years ago
nice topic...me: hot chips/pizza/late nite maccas, smoking, app whoring, the enema fetish (I only say this because in my head it's totally hot, but i've never done it, and have a suspicious feeling that it won't be half as hot when i finally do try it - hence the putting off)the boy: playing with his beard...
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RHP User
15 years ago
Really good top quality icecream. I will eat this late at night all by myself. I have to buy nasty cheap and plain icecream so that the kids can have some for desert. LOL. I wont eat that.
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RHP User
15 years ago
Breakfast cereal with cream god I wish i didnt love it, oh and I only eat it at night.
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15 years ago
Smoking.......drinking......women.........sex Mannnnn life would be so much simpler.Everything I like tries to kill me!(Inscribed on one of Pete Wells's (Rose Tattoo) guitars)Cheers Nev
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15 years ago
Not enough room on this page for that. But basically sex, drugs, and rock and roll.. Im sure i would live a lot longer with out any of those vices .. but what a dull life that would be..
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15 years ago
In the day to day world, I am quite a confident and reasonably carefree person...I get along with most everyone I meet and usually quite successful in meeting women that I really would like to get to know. | Now deep down inside...I really don't like that all that much, it's does get a bit boring. I secretly like being rejected and even better if they make it a point to really stick it to you when all you have done is just say "hello" nicely. Then comes the good part...you check their profile and find out that they have been endorsed by absolute Neanderthals, complete with dragging knuckles and droole coming out of the corner of their mouths. Oh...and a few cock shots as the only pictures in their profile. | I wouldn't really call this a fetish, just something I secretly do like. Just like women with great legs, silk stockings and of course... | ...nice shoes. | | Throw in a garter belt and no panties...you win a cohiba with a fine rare scothch!
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15 years ago
Quoting 'ChasingMidnight' In the day to day world, I am quite a confident and reasonably carefree person...I get along with most everyone I meet and usually quite successful in meeting women that I really would like to get to know. | Now deep down inside...I really don't like that all that much, it's does get a bit boring. I secretly like being rejected and even better if they make it a point to really stick it to you when all you have done is just say "hello" nicely. Then comes the good part...you check their profile and find out that they have been endorsed by absolute Neanderthals, complete with dragging knuckles and droole coming out of the corner of their mouths. Oh...and a few cock shots as the only pictures in their profile. | I wouldn't really call this a fetish, just something I secretly do like. Just like women with great legs, silk stockings and of course... | ...nice shoes. | | Throw in a garter belt and no panties...you win a cohiba with a fine rare scothch!know what CM......if I really did sit back with a glass of fine scotch......well I reckon I would feel like scratching my balls too. I know, not really relevant, but just sayin.
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RHP User
15 years ago
while smoking a cohiba of course
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15 years ago
Quoting 'HotSexyChilli' Quoting 'Nick_Wilde' I'm ashamed of the fact that I've never really felt attractive or desirable and deeply ashamed of a well hidden eating disorder that I keep under wraps for security reasons. Does that help? So glad to see your thinly veiled plea for my personalised help... I may not be able to help you with being unattractive, but I'm sure I can on that other little problems... Hold tight sweety, I'm absolutely sure I can give you some meaningful advice and be the anchor to get you through this distressing time of your life *warmly clasping his hand and affectionately rubbing* Now some really good news for you, young man..... When I was your age, I had a terrible disorder, and I'll let you know if you keep it secret.... good, that's what I like to hear.... I'm afraid when I was a young girl, and I'm ashamed to say it, but I experienced DGAF disorder. Yes, shocking, I know, but there you have it. Now if you can guess what those four letters stand for, I'll let you know everything I can remember about the enigmatic censored posts you so desperately wanted to read... By private correspondence of course... Chilli xx Dont Give A Fuck...can I know now what was said.....please???? , Kisses Focus
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RHP User
15 years ago
....I love smearing it all over myself and tasting other people's , and the smell is fantastic , so earthy and real. But people just don't get me so it's ended a couple of great relationships.
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15 years ago
Not
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15 years ago
Quoting 'alldanite'....I love smearing it all over myself and tasting other people's , and the smell is fantastic , so earthy and real. But people just don't get me so it's ended a couple of great relationships. I just snorted god you're soooo vanilla
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RHP User
15 years ago
Lol
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RHP User
15 years ago
And let us know how it goes
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RHP User
15 years ago
Better than waiting 2-12 hours lol
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RHP User
15 years ago
Don't Get Any Fucking
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15 years ago
RHP forums :) I love them, but sometimes I wonder why I do. 50% of the time they are like watching a trainwreck in slow motion. Yet I read each and every word (or at the very least skim them).
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15 years ago
DGAF Dont Get Anal Fucking or Dragging Gonads Are Fugly
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15 years ago
Are Funtastic
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15 years ago
Art Funding
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15 years ago
PMSL I always get a bad case of DragonAss if I dont get enough sleep . And you two are not fkn helping me get all tired . Dirtybig Girth Always Favourable
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15 years ago
Ass's Fabulous
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15 years ago
Don't Getme All Firey you little shit
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15 years ago
All Farkingnite , might lose my instant posting if I just chat all over it , but goddam it's fun!!!!
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RHP User
15 years ago
laughing too hard now dribble grease across flaps thats an absolute pisser
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15 years ago
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15 years ago
Quoting 'alldanite'Not Here I was getting ready to put shit on you.......oh well.....
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15 years ago
Quoting 'fionabee' Quoting 'alldanite'Not Here I was getting ready to put shit on you.......oh well..... just cracked me up Fiona
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RHP User
15 years ago
My showerhead.
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15 years ago
Quoting 'flirty_bi_fem'My showerhead. Good clean fun
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15 years ago
Showerhead :)
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15 years ago
Anticipates Fiasco (Nick) ps no offense , just jokes lol
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15 years ago
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15 years ago
Delicious Girl Anticipates Fight? And one for old saint Nick ; Dashing Gent Admits Fraternity? There ya go , all good now? Peace and love maaaan :)
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RHP User
15 years ago
I AM only joking around. I made my view clear on your thread. Where the heck are ya anyway? Writers are good at this sort of stuff....get involved dude....Don't Go Against Fellatio....
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RHP User
15 years ago
My ex :-(
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RHP User
15 years ago
Well.....here you have it but I really like a dude on this site. He is hot hot hot. I know I have broken all the rules of this site but I really like him and wish I didnt.
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RHP User
15 years ago
Quoting 'boronia3313'Well.....here you have it but I really like a dude on this site. He is hot hot hot. I know I have broken all the rules of this site but I really like him and wish I didnt. Get points taken off you for having a heart and falling for someone . Every now and then you are going to come across someone who you really click with, or even fall momentarily head over heels for. Who's to say its wrong? This is about dating too, and eventually relationships. So long as it's not a one sided thing, I say go for it
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RHP User
15 years ago
And friends with big ears and shoulders . Now scooch over and give me a spoon, you're not eating the icecream by yourself and you'll thank me tomorrow when you only have 'half' a tub off icecream to work off your ass
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RHP User
15 years ago
we might need to lay down and rest our bellies with a nice human spoon once its all gone. At least I'll know what's poking me in the back
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15 years ago
Quoting 'HotSexyChilli' Quoting 'focusliason' Dont Give A Fuck...can I know now what was said.....please???? , Kisses Focus Now why did you guess that, Focus??? I would have thought the following were more obvious options: Don't Get Any Food... Daily Gangrenous Active Fungus Damaged Gigantic Analretentive Freak Damned Gonnorhea Attacks Fanny Chilli xx I recognised a little something of me in you??? . Kisses Focus
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RHP User
15 years ago
Disposable romance novels and smutty vampire* stories *not Twilight. I mean really, celibate vampires?? REALLY?!!? what a fucking joke ...or a no-fucking joke, as it turns outxx Sarah
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15 years ago
.... the old disney cartoon movies such as Lion King, Bambi, Dumbo, Pinocchio ect. Wish i knew why i liked them so much.Absolute.
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15 years ago
Quoting 'curiousnewgirl78'Disposable romance novels and smutty vampire* stories *not Twilight. I mean really, celibate vampires?? REALLY?!!? what a fucking joke ...or a no-fucking joke, as it turns out xx SarahGotta say I've read True Blood, and watched it, oh gawd some of those actors make me want to get bitten lol
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15 years ago
women
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15 years ago
Wow you guys have been busy while i was gone lol.ok here we go.Quoting 'Ninjasvspirates' nice topic...me: hot chips/pizza/late nite maccas, smoking, app whoring, the enema fetish (I only say this because in my head it's totally hot, but i've never done it, and have a suspicious feeling that it won't be half as hot when i finally do try it - hence the putting off)the boy: playing with his beard...I agree with most of these ninja lol.im sure your man would put playing with his beard into the things he hates and wishes you did to, but will put up with it anyway category.
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RHP User
15 years ago
Quoting 'fionabee' Really good top quality icecream. I will eat this late at night all by myself. I have to buy nasty cheap and plain icecream so that the kids can have some for desert. LOL. I wont eat that. lol thats horrible. then again its only because you can't get Ben and Jerrys that im able to say that.Once they start selling that in this country im on my way to michelin man heaven
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RHP User
15 years ago
Quoting 'dontgothere' Breakfast cereal with cream god I wish i didnt love it, oh and I only eat it at night. im equally disgusted and curious about this.Do you mean cream as a complete substitute for milk?are we talking coco pops or frosties?lol im gonna try it.
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RHP User
15 years ago
Quoting 'Blindman67' Not enough room on this page for that. But basically sex, drugs, and rock and roll.. Im sure i would live a lot longer with out any of those vices .. but what a dull life that would be.. come on blindman.something originalwe all do those things lolthey barely merit mentioning
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RHP User
15 years ago
Quoting 'Nick_Wilde' I'm ashamed of the fact that I've never really felt attractive or desirable and deeply ashamed of a well hidden eating disorder that I keep under wraps for security reasons. Does that help?While im sorry you may have some problems, dont you think this is a little off topic?
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RHP User
15 years ago
This whole side topic has had me pissing myself.HotSexyChilli thanks for that and all those who contributed.now excuse me while i pick my ass off the floor.Shaun
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RHP User
15 years ago
Hate to break it to you Shaunmd, but there's a Ben & Jerry's in Manly. I'm quite happy to confess that I audibly squealed when I saw it ;) Quoting 'shaunmd' Quoting 'fionabee' Really good top quality icecream. I will eat this late at night all by myself. I have to buy nasty cheap and plain icecream so that the kids can have some for desert. LOL. I wont eat that. lol thats horrible. then again its only because you can't get Ben and Jerrys that im able to say that.Once they start selling that in this country im on my way to michelin man heaven
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RHP User
15 years ago
Quoting 'fionabee'Really good top quality icecream. I will eat this late at night all by myself. I have to buy nasty cheap and plain icecream so that the kids can have some for desert. LOL. I wont eat that. I can put away a tub in one sitting. I even skip dinner so as to have more room for ice-cream. Specific brands and flavours only. Won't eat the general rubbish and low fat is completely unacceptable
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RHP User
15 years ago
Quoting 'shaunmd' Quoting 'fionabee' Really good top quality icecream. I will eat this late at night all by myself. I have to buy nasty cheap and plain icecream so that the kids can have some for desert. LOL. I wont eat that. lol thats horrible. then again its only because you can't get Ben and Jerrys that im able to say that.Once they start selling that in this country im on my way to michelin man heaven She really doesnt share it...even with her more beloved of children . For me it the Star Trek - Voyager series - ok I will be honest am really only perving on two actors but I am hooked and have been for quite some time...sigh . Kisses Focus
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15 years ago
Quoting 'irresponsibility' Quoting 'fionabee'Really good top quality icecream. I will eat this late at night all by myself. I have to buy nasty cheap and plain icecream so that the kids can have some for desert. LOL. I wont eat that. I can put away a tub in one sitting. I even skip dinner so as to have more room for ice-cream. Specific brands and flavours only. Won't eat the general rubbish and low fat is completely unacceptable So can I. The older girls laugh when I have to buy more icecream the next day. THEY know why the second tub is homebrand, plain stuff. Yuck. Kids have no taste. Not a great believer in lowfat/no fat anything either. LOL. Obviously a fan of the saying "Life is uncertain...eat desert first".
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15 years ago
Quoting 'tinquabell' Hate to break it to you Shaunmd, but there's a Ben & Jerry's in Manly. I'm quite happy to confess that I audibly squealed when I saw it ;) Quoting 'shaunmd' Quoting 'fionabee' Really good top quality icecream. I will eat this late at night all by myself. I have to buy nasty cheap and plain icecream so that the kids can have some for desert. LOL. I wont eat that. lol thats horrible. then again its only because you can't get Ben and Jerrys that im able to say that.Once they start selling that in this country im on my way to michelin man heaven Quoting 'tinquabell' Hate to break it to you Shaunmd, but there's a Ben & Jerry's in Manly. I'm quite happy to confess that I audibly squealed when I saw it ;) Quoting 'shaunmd' Quoting 'fionabee' Really good top quality icecream. I will eat this late at night all by myself. I have to buy nasty cheap and plain icecream so that the kids can have some for desert. LOL. I wont eat that. lol thats horrible. then again its only because you can't get Ben and Jerrys that im able to say that.Once they start selling that in this country im on my way to michelin man heaven dont know where that is.guessing its not in wa?
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15 years ago
Quoting 'irresponsibility' Quoting 'fionabee'Really good top quality icecream. I will eat this late at night all by myself. I have to buy nasty cheap and plain icecream so that the kids can have some for desert. LOL. I wont eat that. I can put away a tub in one sitting. I even skip dinner so as to have more room for ice-cream. Specific brands and flavours only. Won't eat the general rubbish and low fat is completely unacceptable Am pretty sure the lovely lady of the Apple Isle and I sat down to a tub each not that long ago..after having indulged in some fine cheese then icecream...mmmmmmmmmmmmm . Kisses Focus
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15 years ago
Quoting 'dontgothere' Quoting 'curiousnewgirl78'Disposable romance novels and smutty vampire* stories *not Twilight. I mean really, celibate vampires?? REALLY?!!? what a fucking joke ...or a no-fucking joke, as it turns out xx SarahGotta say I've read True Blood, and watched it, oh gawd some of those actors make me want to get bitten lol or did you feel kinda guilty for perving at the kid that used to be in home and away too?xx Sarah
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15 years ago
Quoting 'curiousnewgirl78' Quoting 'dontgothere' Quoting 'curiousnewgirl78'Disposable romance novels and smutty vampire* stories *not Twilight. I mean really, celibate vampires?? REALLY?!!? what a fucking joke ...or a no-fucking joke, as it turns out xx SarahGotta say I've read True Blood, and watched it, oh gawd some of those actors make me want to get bitten lol or did you feel kinda guilty for perving at the kid that used to be in home and away too? xx SarahYep they were the guiltiest 3 minutes of my entire life
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15 years ago
Quoting 'curiousnewgirl78'Disposable romance novels and smutty vampire* stories *not Twilight. I mean really, celibate vampires?? REALLY?!!? what a fucking joke ...or a no-fucking joke, as it turns out xx Sarah ...that u didn't like smutty vampire stoires? I love loving em, is that wrong? And I have to agree, Twilight is for Tossers P.S. Perth trip, shall we do a mid week pub catch up, so we can all meet up? Is that the best bet?
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15 years ago
Quoting 'dontgothere' Quoting 'curiousnewgirl78'Disposable romance novels and smutty vampire* stories *not Twilight. I mean really, celibate vampires?? REALLY?!!? what a fucking joke ...or a no-fucking joke, as it turns out xx SarahGotta say I've read True Blood, and watched it, oh gawd some of those actors make me want to get bitten lol The Lost Boys From then on I wanted to be bitten too
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15 years ago
Quoting 'irresponsibility' Quoting 'fionabee'Really good top quality icecream. I will eat this late at night all by myself. I have to buy nasty cheap and plain icecream so that the kids can have some for desert. LOL. I wont eat that. I can put away a tub in one sitting. I even skip dinner so as to have more room for ice-cream. Specific brands and flavours only. Won't eat the general rubbish and low fat is completely unacceptable I have been known to substitute a slice of cake instead of a sambo for lunch, have pancakes for dinner, even ice-cream for breakfast (when i am sick, sweet stuff is all i want, my mum is the same?).... i do realise that it isn't healthy, but goddamit why is all the yummy food bad for you
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15 years ago
Quoting 'BoobaliciousFG' . I have been known to substitute a slice of cake instead of a sambo for lunch, have pancakes for dinner, even ice-cream for breakfast (when i am sick, sweet stuff is all i want, my mum is the same?).... i do realise that it isn't healthy, but goddamit why is all the yummy food bad for you I will have you know that a good slice of home made chocolate cake and some fantastic top quality icecream is better for you than most of the crap cereals we feed our kids. I mean it contains the same stuff as coco pops only in a different form and with more (like eggs and butter) as well. Now...left over chocolate self saucing pudding for brekkie......... Sorry, a little off topic here.
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15 years ago
OK about to confess and Fionabee and Focus family food secret - we make huge amounts of trifle at Christmas time for the sole purpose of having it left over for Brekky on Boxing Day....sorry Mum but you did start the food thing... . Kisses Focus
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15 years ago
Starburst Babies. If you have not tried them, try. Then try to give them up. it's torturexx Sarah
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15 years ago
Quoting 'focusliason' OK about to confess and Fionabee and Focus family food secret - we make huge amounts of trifle at Christmas time for the sole purpose of having it left over for Brekky on Boxing Day....sorry Mum but you did start the food thing... . Kisses Focus The best desserts always have brandy... and they are always better the next day, even betterer the next next day (if it lasts that longg!), where it has had enough time for the brandy to soak right thru *drooling and making homer sounds* P.S. Would that make u alcoholics, brandy 4 brekkie? lol P.P.S. ummmm where is xmas brekkie this year (did i tell u i needed adopting?)?
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15 years ago
Quoting 'curiousnewgirl78'Starburst Babies. If you have not tried them, try. Then try to give them up. it's torture xx Sarah so let me get this clear in my big sexy brain u only want us to try them so we can then experience the 'torture' of trying to give them up? u cheeky little....
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15 years ago
I much prefer to give head jobs rather than receive.Please explain....
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15 years ago
Chupa chup's that is. After a long hard day at work a nice long warm shower, with a chupa chup.
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15 years ago
Quoting 'gale_force_femme' I much prefer to give head jobs rather than receive.Please explain.... but as a fellow giver, for me it's about control. I'm in control of whether they're going to cum or not, and that magic moment a split-second before they cum when they have absolutely no control over their facial expression/sounds they make/muscles, etc, then a mouthful of liquid 'validation' that shows I made them do exactly what I wanted.xx Sarah
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15 years ago
It's coz you n CNG are AWESOME!!!!!!!! , that's why :) Loz
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15 years ago
Eating huge jars of Nutella with a spoon. xx Meeka
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15 years ago
Quoting 'Meeka100' Eating huge jars of Nutella with a spoon. xx Meeka Ok you can fit right in my house, I go through one of those mothafucking big jars a week. what is it with you girls ? my girls are a nightmare with that stuff, they even sneak out at night and I find the guilty spoons in the morning
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15 years ago
damn good auto felatalist? dad grabbed aunties funbags
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katie_q
15 years ago
delightfully girthed action figurinesdeliciously giggly after fellacio
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15 years ago
Dominant Genome Aids Fornicator
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15 years ago
Dont Grip Arse Fluff oh god have we missed and easy one Dirty Girls Are Fun ? it's early and I've only had one coffee
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15 years ago
giving in to LUST gets me everytime Andy xxx
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